THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 14, 2007, 12:05:39 PM
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http://pitchforkmedia.com/page/forkcast/41126#Jet_Video_Jet_Shi
Some of you may remember their earlier Jet review:
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/38853/Jet_Shine_On
This is sooooo awesome :lol
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Pitchfork is for poofs.
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Pitchfork is for poofs.
Go watch some of those Dario Argento movies that are too good to be released anywhere but in Dario's basement.
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HI I READ PITCHFORK I KNOW GOOD MUSIC BECAUSE IM A POOF LOLZ JET LOLZ WHO LISTENS TO JET AM I RITE GUYZ
FORGET YOU ALL IM GOING TO GO TO THE PITCHFORK FORUMS TO TALK ABOUT OBSCURE FORIEGN BANDS
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lol, TVC is such an elitist prick
glad i got him on ignore
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Pitchfork is for poofs.
Go watch some of those Dario Argento movies that are too good to be released anywhere but in Dario's basement.
lolzipops
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Who knew monkeys were so imaginative when it comes to drinking piss? Fuck evolution.
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Who knew monkeys were so imaginative when it comes to drinking piss? Fuck evolution.
Their review for the original Jet album was also great, but I am too lazy to dig it up. Also note how Willco, a man that probably jerks off to pictures of Harry Knowles' face, criticizes my taste in websites.
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Uh, I hate AICN. Way to miss the boat there Pitchfork Poof. You guys should start a gang, where you could throw CDs of mainstream bands you hate at people.
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Uh, I hate AICN. Way to miss the boat there Pitchfork Poof. You guys should start a gang, where you could throw CDs of mainstream bands you hate at people.
Do you not read AICN? You never ever go there?
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Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
That's like being a sports fan, and refusing to go to ESPN.com because you hate Skip Bayless.
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Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
That's like being a sports fan, and refusing to go to ESPN.com because you hate Skip Bayless.
There you go, that's also why I go to Pitchfork. If something I like is reviewed, I'll probably read it. If I see a review for one of their whipping boys (like Jet) I'll read it.
So please, save your poof crap. And there are no pitchfork forums.
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Uh, the whole point of Pitchfork is editorial content. Who goes to Pitchfork for music news? That's like me going to CHUD for movie news. The entire site is founded on editorial content.
The same can't be said for AICN, arguably the most important film site out there nowadays (especially when those who work in the industry have it on constant refresh) or something like EPSN, which offer leading industry news and shitty editorial content.
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Uh, the whole point of Pitchfork is editorial content. Who goes to Pitchfork for music news? That's like me going to CHUD for movie news. The entire site is founded on editorial content.
The same can't be said for AICN, arguably the most important film site out there nowadays (especially when those who work in the industry have it on constant refresh) or something like EPSN, which offer leading industry news and shitty editorial content.
Um, lots of people go to pitchfork for news. They're pretty much the only daily updating source for indie music news. WIllco illustrating that he doesn't no what he's talking about, once again.
Pitchfork's editorial content dropped off years ago (a few older writers aside, although even they are jaded these days). I'm as much a pitchfork poof as you are a Knowles fetishist.
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You love their reviews! You said so yourself!
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I bet you even make music purchases based on their reviews!
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I don't purchase anything off reviews anymore. I go off recs from friends and forum chatter. Maybe 5 years ago, you'd be right.
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Just admit it. You think Pitchfork editors' poop tastes like licorice and enjoy obscure indie bands that are only as good until they are known by more than 50 people.
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Just admit it. You think Pitchfork editors' poop tastes like licorice and enjoy obscure indie bands that are only as good until they are known by more than 50 people.
Not at all. I listen to plenty of popular things. Admittedly not much from past the mid-90s. That's when I finger the mainstream music industry as totally going to shit.
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Your music tastes are probably as mainstream as David Lynch! Take that!
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Your music tastes are probably as mainstream as David Lynch! Take that!
His favorite band is Rammstein, you know.
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Well, his movies suck, so I don't expect him to have good taste in music.
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Well, his movies suck, so I don't expect him to have good taste in music.
Well, I'll admit, it's no match for Raimi's Nickelback love, is it?
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Well, I'll admit, it's no match for Raimi's Nickelback love, is it?
Raimi doesn't like Nickelback. His music interests are not as specific as his film interests (big Three Stooges and Scorcese fan), but I do know he really liked Oingo Boingo, which is why he started to work with Elfman.
And Oingo Boingo is ten times the band than that Euro trash Lynch likes.
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Well, I'll admit, it's no match for Raimi's Nickelback love, is it?
Raimi doesn't like Nickelback. His music interests are not as specific as his film interests (big Three Stooges and Scorcese fan), but I do know he really liked Oingo Boingo, which is why he started to work with Elfman.
And Oingo Boingo is ten times the band than that Euro trash Lynch likes.
I never said I liked Lynch's musical tastes. Oingo Boingo, however, is nothing more than charmingly mediocre. None of this changes that he chose to let Nickleback do that Spider-Man song.
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He had nothing to do with that.
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Wow, so he has no control over his own movies? That's some director!
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ELITISTS UNITE, LET'S TERRORIZE THIS SHITHOLE
WE NEED A HERO TO SAVE US, WE'RE NOT GONNA STAND IN THE WAY
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Wow, so he has no control over his own movies? That's some director!
Uh, the Nickelback song wasn't in the movie. How many directors have control of INSPIRED BY albums? Are you just being dumb now, poof?
I think the only two songs from the Inspired By album that were in the movie at all was some Alien Ant Farm song in the background music from the radio in Uncle Ben's car and the Macy Gray parade things. Both coordinated by Sony, because its their property and they wanted their artists in it.
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Wow, so he has no control over his own movies? That's some director!
Uh, the Nickelback song wasn't in the movie. How many directors have control of INSPIRED BY albums? Are you just being dumb now, poof?
So he doesn't have a say over who gets to be on the Inspired albums? Nickelback will forever be associated with that movie.
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Nobody does. Sure, the Nickelback song is associated with the movie due to its huge popularity, but it was never in the movie. Sam Raimi is a director, not a marketing exec.
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Nobody does. Sure, the Nickelback song is associated with the movie due to its huge popularity, but it was never in the movie. Sam Raimi is a director, not a marketing exec.
That's a shame. I guess that's what he gets for selling out and becoming Mr. Corporate Shill.
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How does Sony creating an INSPIRED BY album make Raimi a sellout? This is like PD-level logic here.
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How does Sony creating an INSPIRED BY album make Raimi a sellout? This is like PD-level logic here.
Because it's associated with a movie Raimi made. A sub-par product not controlled by Raimi was stapled to the Spider-Man money train, and Raimi didn't smack it down or (as far as we know) try to exhibit any sort of quality control. Isn't there a fucking Aerosmith song on that, too?
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People, Raimi made For Love of the Game. Artistic integrity is LONG gone for him.
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How is Raimi going to smack down an INSPIRED BY album. This is the dumbest thing you've possibly ever said. And you've said some dumb things.
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he made a comic book movie. nothing screams sellout more than making a movie based on a popular license. the fact that he let Sony Music staple their shitball flavor-of-the-week nu-metal act to it only drives the point home, like CG pegging you in your Marvel-themed shower stall.
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How is Raimi going to smack down an INSPIRED BY album. This is the dumbest thing you've possibly ever said. And you've said some dumb things.
Because the Inspired album is riding the coattails of his movie. How is this hard to understand? He allowed a subpar OFFICIAL product to further deface the movie.
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You're a moron. How is going to control an INSPIRED ALBUM for a property HE DOESN'T OWN.
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Willco, so testy! :spin
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You're a moron. How is going to control an INSPIRED ALBUM for a property HE DOESN'T OWN.
I guarantee that even if he couldn't stop the release of one (and he most definitely couldn't), he could have at least exerted a bit of quality control on it. It's as shitty as it is because he didn't step in. Or fuck, maybe he's the one that stepped in and made it shitty in the first place.
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hush, Shake. I took you off ignore because the Argento > Fellini argument from Jewy Jewstein there horrified me on some primal level, but you aren't in the Elitist Klub yet.
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He can't exert control - HE DOESN'T OWN THE PROPERTY. Sony can do whatever they want and they did. This is your worst troll ever.
p.s. Argento is still better than Fellini
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hush, Shake. I took you off ignore because the Argento > Fellini argument from Jewy Jewstein there horrified me on some primal level, but you aren't in the Elitist Klub yet.
I don't want to be an elitist, I just enjoy seeing Willco try to defend a decent franchise while hating on a bevy of great, classic films.
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He can't exert control - HE DOESN'T OWN THE PROPERTY. Sony can do whatever they want and they did. This is your worst troll ever.
p.s. Argento is still better than Fellini
Face it, Willco, your stupid Jesus allowed a shitty inspired by album to come out without trying to save our ears.
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Bad troll, please go back to Drinky school. Now you just look stupid!
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willco, dude, you can't accuse tvc of bad arguments when you claim argento is better than fellini. fellini has exerted a powerful influence on modern cinematography and direction across more than a single genre, and is cited as an inspiration by more directors than just those from the coterie of overinflated hacks who nerd out on horror. argento made some trippy horror flicks and set the bar for gialli cinema, but doesn't even begin to approach the influence of fellini.
and raimi's just who you call when you can't get cameron or scott. "hey, we got a big budget. who should direct?" "ridley scott?" "nah, he's not so big on licensed properties -- he's too into the creativity thing." "cameron?" "nah, too much vision; he'll feud with the property owner." "fuck, who's a big enough whore for money, then?" <together>"SAM RAIMI!"
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Bad troll, please go back to Drinky school. Now you just look stupid!
Yes, Willco, I am sure I am the one that looks stupid here. Just like how you aren't a ninthing. A promotional product attached to a Raimi flick sucked ass, and it's 100% not Raimi's fault. Oh, and For the Love of the Game also wasn't Raimi's fault. Nothing is ever Raimi's fault.
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BU BU BUT ARGENTO HAS TITTIES AND STYLE!!!!1
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willco, dude, you can't accuse tvc of bad arguments when you claim argento is better than fellini. fellini has exerted a powerful influence on modern cinematography and direction across more than a single genre, and is cited as an inspiration by more directors than just those from the coterie of overinflated hacks who nerd out on horror. argento made some trippy horror flicks and set the bar for gialli cinema, but doesn't even begin to approach the influence of fellini.
and raimi's just who you call when you can't get cameron or scott. "hey, we got a big budget. who should direct?" "ridley scott?" "nah, he's not so nig on licensed properties." "cameron?" "nah, too much vision; he'll feud with the property owner." "fuck, who's a big enough whore for money, then?" <together>"SAM RAIMI!"
It's sad when TVC has to back up a bad troll by getting Drinky to do his dirty work :-\
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he gave me $40 yesterday, i'm obligated
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Its sad when multiple people are pointing out how lame your tastes are, and the best you can do is counter with "ur a troll". Pathetic.
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willco, dude, you can't accuse tvc of bad arguments when you claim argento is better than fellini. fellini has exerted a powerful influence on modern cinematography and direction across more than a single genre, and is cited as an inspiration by more directors than just those from the coterie of overinflated hacks who nerd out on horror. argento made some trippy horror flicks and set the bar for gialli cinema, but doesn't even begin to approach the influence of fellini.
and raimi's just who you call when you can't get cameron or scott. "hey, we got a big budget. who should direct?" "ridley scott?" "nah, he's not so nig on licensed properties." "cameron?" "nah, too much vision; he'll feud with the property owner." "fuck, who's a big enough whore for money, then?" <together>"SAM RAIMI!"
It's sad when TVC has to back up a bad troll by getting Drinky to do his dirty work :-\
I think it's more sad that you can't admit one of your idols has made mistakes.
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he gave me $40 yesterday, i'm obligated
:lol
I think it's more sad that you can't admit one of your idols has made mistakes.
You were doing better when you stopped replying and let Drinky do the work.
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SAM RAIMI directs THE HOBBIT, featuring the platinum hit "H0bb1t Boi" by AVRIL LAVIGNE
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SAM RAIMI directs THE HOBBIT, featuring the platinum hit "H0bb1t Boi" by AVRIL LAVIGNE
I will pay you money to write out lyrics and I will send them to Sam myself.
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he gave me $40 yesterday, i'm obligated
:lol
I think it's more sad that you can't admit one of your idols has made mistakes.
You were doing better when you stopped replying and let Drinky do the work.
What a spanking retort to my point. Go back to pretending that For the Love of the Game wasn't Raimi's faux pas.
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Its sad when multiple people are pointing out how lame your tastes are, and the best you can do is counter with "ur a troll". Pathetic.
Okay.
What was this thread about?
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i still think we need to do a podcast with me, tvc, and you where we just bitch about this shit and piss each other off. you'd be like tucker carlson; keith would be the effete socialist-of-the-week; and i'd be GEORGE MOTHERFUCKIN' MCLAUGHLIN. Of movies!
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Oh god, now nintentard wants to throw his shit into the mix. :rofl
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Oh god, now nintentard wants to throw his shit into the mix. :rofl
That's usually the sign that it's time to abandon ship. . .it's only a matter of time before PhoenixTard shows up to do the low rent version of the bickering that has already taken place.
EDIT: I am *not* a socialist! Don't lump me in with those people!
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Oh god, now nintentard wants to throw his shit into the mix. :rofl
OH NO.
THIS IS YOUR SHIT.
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What a spanking retort to my point. Go back to pretending that For the Love of the Game wasn't Raimi's faux pas.
I don't need to pretend, sucker.
I still think we need to do a podcast with me, tvc, and you where we just bitch about this shit and piss each other off.
I'm all for this, as long as Shake is not invited. If he is, I demand he'd be like the Baby Booey of the podcast.
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Why be on a podcast when I can jack off? Hell, it would never make it on the nets anyway. :rofl
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What a spanking retort to my point. Go back to pretending that For the Love of the Game wasn't Raimi's faux pas.
I don't need to pretend, sucker.
You're still standing by your statement that Costner hijacked the production? So Raimi, a rising star director, let a total has-been hijack his flick? Wow, Raimi must be some director to lose the movie to somebody so totally washed up. No wonder he bent over for Sony when they pulled the Nickelback card for the INSPIRED album for Spidey. He just can't say no to anyone.
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we could have a guest fourth each week/month/whatevs that YOU pick -- one of your star wars-lovin' film student cronies -- because you KNOW it's gonna turn into me and tvc versus you unless tvc goes off on a tear about his precious japanese rape porn.
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we could have a guest fourth that YOU pick -- one of your star wars-lovin' film student cronies -- because you KNOW it's gonna turn into me and tvc versus you unless tvc goes off on a tear about his precious japanese rape porn.
FoC :yuck
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Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
What has Harry Knowles ever produced?
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Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
What has Harry Knowles ever produced?
Massive stools.
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You're still standing by your statement that Costner hijacked the production? So Raimi, a rising star director, let a total has-been hijack his flick? Wow, Raimi must be some director to lose the movie to somebody so totally washed up. No wonder he bent over for Sony when they pulled the Nickelback card for the INSPIRED album for Spidey. He just can't say no to anyone.
See, this is your problem, and something Drinky would've avoided. You started off strong, bringing in a good and dirty provocational comment that would allow for argument. But then you capped it off with the previous troll, which was just awful and negated anything you had coming with this new one. Sorry, I'm going to have to pass on your troll.
we could have a guest fourth each week/month/whatevs that YOU pick -- one of your star wars-lovin' film student cronies -- because you KNOW it's gonna turn into me and tvc versus you unless tvc goes off on a tear about his precious japanese rape porn.
I don't love Star Wars, though!
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Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
What has Harry Knowles ever produced?
According to his IMDB profile, nothing really, but I do remember there being a big stink about 2 years ago when some studio hired him or something, right? Did nothing ever come of that?
See, this is your problem, and something Drinky would've avoided. You started off strong, bringing in a good and dirty provocational comment that would allow for argument. But then you capped it off with the previous troll, which was just awful and negated anything you had coming with this new one. Sorry, I'm going to have to pass on your troll.
Once again, Willco dodges the question and can't admit that his idol is a fuckup. I can keep bringin it up since you refuse to try to answer the charge, Will.
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What has Harry Knowles ever produced?
He was attached to several films, most notably John Carter of Mars until the project was dropped. He hasn't seen a movie he's been attached to hit the open market, yet. Several studios are always around him, he'll eventually be paid for something that we can see.
As is, he's just been paid for stuff that doesn't exist.
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spider-hyphen-man, star wars: what's the difference? it all panders to the same folks!
i so wanna do a podcast. tvc, you macfruit, set one up. no videogame discussion. movies only; maybe books. get a smart snotty chick like cyanista or melissa for a fourth.
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(http://www.romm.org/conv05/conv063005_12.jpg)
"lolz Disposable White Man, look how I burned these noobs on teh bore! rawk"
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(http://www.romm.org/conv05/conv063005_12.jpg)
"lolz Disposable White Man, look how I burned these noobs on teh bore! rawk"
WALLSTREET POWERBOOK BONER BONER BONER!!!!
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Haha, my God, it's got an Ethernet cable and EVERYTHING. That shit is STATE OF THE ART.
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They are only G3s, but it is one of the sexiest notebook designs ever.
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spider-hyphen-man, star wars: what's the difference? it all panders to the same folks!
I'd start becoming an agressive Star Wars apologist just to spite you, but I think I'd really be the one losing with that side of the argument no matter what.
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well, you'd definitely piss me off if you did!
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(http://i24.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/8a/33/340a_1.JPG)
Shit man, look at that.
(http://i19.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/8a/33/46e8_1.JPG)
Easily one of the hottest notebooks ever. The faster models even ran OS X pretty well.
They don't make cases like that any more.
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Did they make one with a widescreen?
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No, they're from 1998-99. They didn't have widescreen back then.
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It kind of looks like a seat pad, TVC.
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I just want to go on the record as saying that for as wankish as Pitchforkmedia can be, they've turned on to some really good shit in the last few years (Be Your Own Pet, Love Is All, Fuijiya & Miyagi, Booka Shade and Tapes n' Tapes, just to name a few)
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It kind of looks like a seat pad, TVC.
The sides have a leathery (but not soft) skin. This was from the day when all Apple laptops looked like shiny pieces of candy, so this one was supposed to be all business-like, so I think they tried to make it look attache-esque. I like it a lot.
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How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.
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I zoned out halfway through reading this, I thought you might still be talking about Pitchfork!
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How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.
Yeah, well at least I don't jerk off to Harry Knowles's fat face. I think that technically makes you a furry.
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How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.
Yeah, well at least I don't jerk off to Harry Knowles's fat face. I think that technically makes you a furry.
I DONT READ AICN FOR EDITORIAL CONTENT DAVID LYNCH IS OBSCURE AND HIS MUSIC TASTES ARE SHIT
Your turn.
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How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.
Yeah, well at least I don't jerk off to Harry Knowles's fat face. I think that technically makes you a furry.
I DONT READ AICN FOR EDITORIAL CONTENT DAVID LYNCH IS OBSCURE AND HIS MUSIC TASTES ARE SHIT
Your turn.
AT LEAST LYNCH WAS NEVER AN HONORARY MEMBER OF AEROSMITH, RAIMIDROID!
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Well, Lynch is obscure.
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Jesus Christ, is Willco dissing David Lynch?
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Sam Raimi > David Lynch, Fellini, and Kubrick, AMIRITE?
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Insulting David Lynch is faster than saying TEE-VEE-SEE 15 three times in a mirror.
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can I join your podcast
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can I join your podcast
Yes. Join us. Corny is invited too.
Not Shake, though. His movie commentary is WORTHLESS.
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This is Sam Raimi:
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5263/raimipt8.png)
and this is David Lynch:
(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5586/lynchvt5.png)
I WIN GAME OVER!
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of course he is, corny; lynch hasn't directed any licensed properties since dune -- and we all know how THAT turned out!
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oh snap, Drinky just called Willco a whore
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So Sam Raimi is an awesomely fun Andy Dick incognito and David Lynch is some two-bit hood girl that's getting dry humped by a little child?
That sounds more like a David Lynch film than a fair comparison. GOOD DAY, SIR.
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WILLCO AND OR TVC SET UP A PODCAST
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can I join your podcast
Not Shake, though. His movie commentary is WORTHLESS.
I'd rather be worthless and relatively on the money than completely fucking backwards. ;)
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So Sam Raimi is an awesomely fun Andy Dick incognito and David Lynch is some two-bit hood girl that's getting dry humped by a little child?
That sounds more like a David Lynch film than a fair comparison. GOOD DAY, SIR.
Face it, Willco, you have just toally been sexecuted by the White Man!
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/5908/kickst9.png)
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To be fair, both Lynch and Raimi have only directed one big, huge property apiece; Raimi taking Spider-Man and Lynch taking Dune. Of the films I love Raimi for the most, they are of his own creation.
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Also David Lynch directed Mulholland Drive and that was a piece of shit.
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To be fair, both Lynch and Raimi have only directed one big, huge property apiece; Raimi taking Spider-Man and Lynch taking Dune. Of the films I love Raimi for the most, they are of his own creation.
Any Lynch's movies could've been done by just ANYONE?
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So was the Twin Peaks movie.
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i thought For the Love of the Game was a Costner property L O L
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I don't count it as a Raimi film and as such, I will give Lynch ONE PASS of TVC's choosing!
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The only thing bad about Mulholland Drive was the fact that they censored whasherfucks' punani for the DVD release
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The only thing bad about Mulholland Drive was the fact that they censored whasherfucks' punani for the DVD release
It did have hot chicks, I will give you that!
TVC, you get ONE Lynch movie to be stricken off the record and I will TROLL IT NO MO.
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say anything bad about blue velvet and i WILL step it up
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I don't count it as a Raimi film and as such, I will give Lynch ONE PASS of TVC's choosing!
Why would lynch need a pass? I have no problem admitting that he has had his mistakes.
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say anything bad about blue velvet and i WILL step it up
TVC already had a GREATEST MOVIE DEBATE OF ALL-TIME and Blue Velvet MADE THE CUT.
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Willco, did you ever see Lost Highway?
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Yeah. My opinion on it differs depending on my mood.
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Would you say that it's a good movie, at least?
Well, worth watching?
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Yeah, definitely.
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Alright, you're not completely hopeless.
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Yeah, Jet is rubbish.