Author Topic: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video (Read 8330 times)

TVC15 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:46:26 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 14, 2007, 04:44:52 PM

Oh god, now nintentard wants to throw his shit into the mix.

That's usually the sign that it's time to abandon ship. . .it's only a matter of time before PhoenixTard shows up to do the low rent version of the bickering that has already taken place.

EDIT: I am *not* a socialist! Don't lump me in with those people!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #61 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:46:56 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 14, 2007, 04:44:52 PM

Oh god, now nintentard wants to throw his shit into the mix.

OH NO.

THIS IS YOUR SHIT.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #62 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:46:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2007, 04:43:33 PM

What a spanking retort to my point. Go back to pretending that For the Love of the Game wasn't Raimi's faux pas.

I don't need to pretend, sucker.

Quote from: Drinky Crow

I still think we need to do a podcast with me, tvc, and you where we just bitch about this shit and piss each other off.

I'm all for this, as long as Shake is not invited. If he is, I demand he'd be like the Baby Booey of the podcast.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #63 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:48:14 PM »

Why be on a podcast when I can jack off? Hell, it would never make it on the nets anyway.

TVC15 · « **Reply #64 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:48:54 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 04:46:57 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2007, 04:43:33 PM
What a spanking retort to my point. Go back to pretending that For the Love of the Game wasn't Raimi's faux pas.

I don't need to pretend, sucker.

You're still standing by your statement that Costner hijacked the production? So Raimi, a rising star director, let a total has-been hijack his flick? Wow, Raimi must be some director to lose the movie to somebody so totally washed up. No wonder he bent over for Sony when they pulled the Nickelback card for the INSPIRED album for Spidey. He just can't say no to anyone.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #65 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:49:02 PM »

we could have a guest fourth each week/month/whatevs that YOU pick -- one of your star wars-lovin' film student cronies -- because you KNOW it's gonna turn into me and tvc versus you unless tvc goes off on a tear about his precious japanese rape porn.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #66 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:49:48 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 14, 2007, 04:49:02 PM

we could have a guest fourth that YOU pick -- one of your star wars-lovin' film student cronies -- because you KNOW it's gonna turn into me and tvc versus you unless tvc goes off on a tear about his precious japanese rape porn.

FoC

border · « **Reply #67 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:50:58 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 02:05:00 PM

Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?

What has Harry Knowles ever produced?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #68 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:51:44 PM »

Quote from: border on February 14, 2007, 04:50:58 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 02:05:00 PM
Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
What has Harry Knowles ever produced?

Massive stools.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #69 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:52:55 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15

You're still standing by your statement that Costner hijacked the production? So Raimi, a rising star director, let a total has-been hijack his flick? Wow, Raimi must be some director to lose the movie to somebody so totally washed up. No wonder he bent over for Sony when they pulled the Nickelback card for the INSPIRED album for Spidey. He just can't say no to anyone.

See, this is your problem, and something Drinky would've avoided. You started off strong, bringing in a good and dirty provocational comment that would allow for argument. But then you capped it off with the previous troll, which was just awful and negated anything you had coming with this new one. Sorry, I'm going to have to pass on your troll.

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 14, 2007, 04:49:02 PM

we could have a guest fourth each week/month/whatevs that YOU pick -- one of your star wars-lovin' film student cronies -- because you KNOW it's gonna turn into me and tvc versus you unless tvc goes off on a tear about his precious japanese rape porn.

I don't love Star Wars, though!

TVC15 · « **Reply #70 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:53:22 PM »

Quote from: border on February 14, 2007, 04:50:58 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 02:05:00 PM
Of course, their news is legit. Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news. When have I ever stood by their editorial content?
What has Harry Knowles ever produced?

According to his IMDB profile, nothing really, but I do remember there being a big stink about 2 years ago when some studio hired him or something, right? Did nothing ever come of that?

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See, this is your problem, and something Drinky would've avoided. You started off strong, bringing in a good and dirty provocational comment that would allow for argument. But then you capped it off with the previous troll, which was just awful and negated anything you had coming with this new one. Sorry, I'm going to have to pass on your troll.

Once again, Willco dodges the question and can't admit that his idol is a fuckup. I can keep bringin it up since you refuse to try to answer the charge, Will.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:54:18 PM »

Quote from: border on February 14, 2007, 04:50:58 PM

What has Harry Knowles ever produced?

He was attached to several films, most notably John Carter of Mars until the project was dropped. He hasn't seen a movie he's been attached to hit the open market, yet. Several studios are always around him, he'll eventually be paid for something that we can see.

As is, he's just been paid for stuff that doesn't exist.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #72 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:54:37 PM »

spider-hyphen-man, star wars: what's the difference? it all panders to the same folks!

i so wanna do a podcast. tvc, you macfruit, set one up. no videogame discussion. movies only; maybe books. get a smart snotty chick like cyanista or melissa for a fourth.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #73 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:54:43 PM »

"lolz Disposable White Man, look how I burned these noobs on teh bore! rawk"

TVC15 · « **Reply #74 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:55:15 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 14, 2007, 04:54:43 PM

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"lolz Disposable White Man, look how I burned these noobs on teh bore! rawk"

WALLSTREET POWERBOOK BONER BONER BONER!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:56:07 PM »

Haha, my God, it's got an Ethernet cable and EVERYTHING. That shit is STATE OF THE ART.

TVC15 · « **Reply #76 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:57:35 PM »

They are only G3s, but it is one of the sexiest notebook designs ever.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #77 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 14, 2007, 04:54:37 PM

spider-hyphen-man, star wars: what's the difference? it all panders to the same folks!

I'd start becoming an agressive Star Wars apologist just to spite you, but I think I'd really be the one losing with that side of the argument no matter what.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #78 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:00:13 PM »

well, you'd definitely piss me off if you did!

TVC15 · « **Reply #79 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:00:41 PM »

Shit man, look at that.

Easily one of the hottest notebooks ever. The faster models even ran OS X pretty well.

They don't make cases like that any more.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #80 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:01:07 PM »

Did they make one with a widescreen?

TVC15 · « **Reply #81 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:02:18 PM »

No, they're from 1998-99. They didn't have widescreen back then.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #82 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:02:21 PM »

It kind of looks like a seat pad, TVC.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #83 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:03:21 PM »

I just want to go on the record as saying that for as wankish as Pitchforkmedia can be, they've turned on to some really good shit in the last few years (Be Your Own Pet, Love Is All, Fuijiya & Miyagi, Booka Shade and Tapes n' Tapes, just to name a few)

TVC15 · « **Reply #84 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:02:21 PM

It kind of looks like a seat pad, TVC.

The sides have a leathery (but not soft) skin. This was from the day when all Apple laptops looked like shiny pieces of candy, so this one was supposed to be all business-like, so I think they tried to make it look attache-esque. I like it a lot.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #85 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:04:20 PM »

How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #86 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:05:41 PM »

I zoned out halfway through reading this, I thought you might still be talking about Pitchfork!

TVC15 · « **Reply #87 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:05:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:04:20 PM

How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.

Yeah, well at least I don't jerk off to Harry Knowles's fat face. I think that technically makes you a furry.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #88 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:06:30 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2007, 05:05:51 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:04:20 PM
How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.

Yeah, well at least I don't jerk off to Harry Knowles's fat face. I think that technically makes you a furry.

I DONT READ AICN FOR EDITORIAL CONTENT DAVID LYNCH IS OBSCURE AND HIS MUSIC TASTES ARE SHIT

Your turn.

TVC15 · « **Reply #89 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:07:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:06:30 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 14, 2007, 05:05:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:04:20 PM
How dare you bring this thread back on topic. Now I will just refer to TVC as Pitchfork Poof until the cycle is complete.

Yeah, well at least I don't jerk off to Harry Knowles's fat face. I think that technically makes you a furry.

I DONT READ AICN FOR EDITORIAL CONTENT DAVID LYNCH IS OBSCURE AND HIS MUSIC TASTES ARE SHIT

Your turn.

AT LEAST LYNCH WAS NEVER AN HONORARY MEMBER OF AEROSMITH, RAIMIDROID!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #90 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:07:42 PM »

Well, Lynch is obscure.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #91 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:08:04 PM »

Jesus Christ, is Willco dissing David Lynch?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #92 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:08:55 PM »

Sam Raimi > David Lynch, Fellini, and Kubrick, AMIRITE?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #93 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:09:08 PM »

Insulting David Lynch is faster than saying TEE-VEE-SEE 15 three times in a mirror.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #94 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:09:13 PM »

can I join your podcast

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #95 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:09:47 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 14, 2007, 05:09:13 PM

can I join your podcast

Yes. Join us. Corny is invited too.

Not Shake, though. His movie commentary is WORTHLESS.

TVC15 · « **Reply #96 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:10:14 PM »

This is Sam Raimi:

and this is David Lynch:

I WIN GAME OVER!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #97 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:10:27 PM »

of course he is, corny; lynch hasn't directed any licensed properties since dune -- and we all know how THAT turned out!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #98 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:11:07 PM »

oh snap, Drinky just called Willco a whore

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #99 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:11:20 PM »

So Sam Raimi is an awesomely fun Andy Dick incognito and David Lynch is some two-bit hood girl that's getting dry humped by a little child?

That sounds more like a David Lynch film than a fair comparison. GOOD DAY, SIR.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #100 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:11:28 PM »

WILLCO AND OR TVC SET UP A PODCAST

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #101 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:12:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:09:47 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on February 14, 2007, 05:09:13 PM
can I join your podcast

Not Shake, though. His movie commentary is WORTHLESS.

I'd rather be worthless and relatively on the money than completely fucking backwards.

TVC15 · « **Reply #102 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:11:20 PM

So Sam Raimi is an awesomely fun Andy Dick incognito and David Lynch is some two-bit hood girl that's getting dry humped by a little child?

That sounds more like a David Lynch film than a fair comparison. GOOD DAY, SIR.

Face it, Willco, you have just toally been sexecuted by the White Man!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #103 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:12:44 PM »

To be fair, both Lynch and Raimi have only directed one big, huge property apiece; Raimi taking Spider-Man and Lynch taking Dune. Of the films I love Raimi for the most, they are of his own creation.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #104 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:13:18 PM »

Also David Lynch directed Mulholland Drive and that was a piece of shit.

TVC15 · « **Reply #105 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:13:32 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:12:44 PM

To be fair, both Lynch and Raimi have only directed one big, huge property apiece; Raimi taking Spider-Man and Lynch taking Dune. Of the films I love Raimi for the most, they are of his own creation.

Any Lynch's movies could've been done by just ANYONE?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #106 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:13:33 PM »

So was the Twin Peaks movie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #107 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:13:43 PM »

i thought For the Love of the Game was a Costner property L O L

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #108 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:14:07 PM »

I don't count it as a Raimi film and as such, I will give Lynch ONE PASS of TVC's choosing!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #109 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:14:15 PM »

The only thing bad about Mulholland Drive was the fact that they censored whasherfucks' punani for the DVD release

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #110 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 14, 2007, 05:14:15 PM

The only thing bad about Mulholland Drive was the fact that they censored whasherfucks' punani for the DVD release

It did have hot chicks, I will give you that!

TVC, you get ONE Lynch movie to be stricken off the record and I will TROLL IT NO MO.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #111 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:15:37 PM »

say anything bad about blue velvet and i WILL step it up

TVC15 · « **Reply #112 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 14, 2007, 05:14:07 PM

I don't count it as a Raimi film and as such, I will give Lynch ONE PASS of TVC's choosing!

Why would lynch need a pass? I have no problem admitting that he has had his mistakes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #113 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 14, 2007, 05:15:37 PM

say anything bad about blue velvet and i WILL step it up

TVC already had a GREATEST MOVIE DEBATE OF ALL-TIME and Blue Velvet MADE THE CUT.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #114 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:16:48 PM »

Willco, did you ever see Lost Highway?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #115 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:17:41 PM »

Yeah. My opinion on it differs depending on my mood.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #116 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:19:37 PM »

Would you say that it's a good movie, at least?

Well, worth watching?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #117 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:20:11 PM »

Yeah, definitely.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #118 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:25:44 PM »

Alright, you're not completely hopeless.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #119 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:07:54 AM »

Yeah, Jet is rubbish.

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Author Topic: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video (Read 8330 times)