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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:10:07 AM

Title: I'm watching Batman Returns on TBS
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:10:07 AM: Why can't all neurotic cat ladies be as hot as Michelle Pfeiffer :'(
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Post by: Himu on February 23, 2007, 01:10:37 AM: Yeah she was hot.. I was like 8 when i saw that movie, but I think she gave me my first mini erection.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:12:46 AM: :lol :heartbeat

If I ever find a cat lady similar to Michelle Pfeiffer, I would totally bone the rere while being surrounded by thousands of cats :heart. I'll probably come up with sometype of fantasy where cats took over earth and I'm banging this psycho to repopulate earth.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 23, 2007, 01:14:06 AM: ya that was sooooo fucking hot. what is she doing now a days anyways? I don't think I've seen her in a movie since the 90's.
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Post by: Himu on February 23, 2007, 01:14:52 AM: Yeah I haven't seen her in a loonnnng time.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:15:22 AM: I don't even know, shes been out of the limelight for a while now. I would still hit it, even if shes prunned up :'(
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Post by: Bacon on February 23, 2007, 01:16:20 AM: I'm watching Clockwork Orange on IN HD.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:30:45 AM: :lol

Obviously, that wouldn't be surprising. Spears's meat flaps are probably more beaten than the ones on 16 riggers runnin interstate.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 01:31:01 AM: Quote from: Jonnyram on February 23, 2007, 01:29:13 AM
I bet Pfeiffer is tighter than Spears, at least.

Welcome Johnnyram :bow
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Post by: bagofeyes on February 23, 2007, 01:31:44 AM: Man Batman Returns was a shit movie
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:33:00 AM: I totally forgot that Walken is in it. I mean srsly, hes so dreamy
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Post by: Ichirou on February 23, 2007, 01:44:31 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 01:30:45 AM
:lol

Obviously, that wouldn't be surprising. Spears's meat flaps are probably more beaten than the ones on 16 riggers runnin interstate.

I bet Paris Hilton gave her herpes, too.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 23, 2007, 10:06:50 AM: Batman Begins is of course best but I do find Batman and Batman Returns vastly under-rated in this "post-Begins" world. I love both dearly. Returns rocks. Easily a top 5 Tim Burton movie. :hyper

1. Ed Wood
2. Batman
3. Pee-wee's Big Adventure
4. Batman Returns
5. Beetlejuice
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Edward Scissorhands is over-rated and shitty.
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Title: Re: I'm watching Batman Returns on TBS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 10:13:05 AM: Fuck you Cheebs. Edward Scissor Hands is one of my favorite movies

1. Edward Scissorhands
2. Batman
3. BIG FISH
4. Batman Returns
5. Beetlejuice

Damn I found out maybe a year ago that he didn't direct Nightmare Before Christmas, one of my all time favorites. But in terms of all movies he's worked on, it's definitely my favorite Burton movie
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Post by: Cheebs on February 23, 2007, 10:15:37 AM: I can't respect someone who wouldn't call Pee-wee one of Burton's top 5 movies. Pee-we is one of the greatest comedies of the 80's. But that is just me.

WAIT? NO ED WOOD? WHAT THE FUCK! That is like Burton's most highly regarded film he did! >:(
Title: Re: I'm watching Batman Returns on TBS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 10:16:29 AM: Perhaps I'd respect it if I had seen it. I've seen the movie or the show
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Post by: Cheebs on February 23, 2007, 10:16:55 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 10:16:29 AM
Perhaps I'd respect it if I had seen it. I've seen the movie or the show
What about Ed Wood? By far Burton's most highly praised and respected movie he did.

And the pee-wee show isn't like the movie. The movie is a comedy, the show is a kiddie saturday morning thing.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 10:19:28 AM: I've never seen Ed Wood either.

I've seen Edward Scissorhands hundreds of times. And Big Fish was the last movie I almost cried during :(
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Post by: Cheebs on February 23, 2007, 10:22:59 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 10:19:28 AM
I've never seen Ed Wood either.

I've seen Edward Scissorhands hundreds of times. And Big Fish was the last movie I almost cried during :(
How could you see Edward Scissorhands and Big Fish but NOT his magnum opus, Ed Wood? I don't believe that. Ed Wood is probably the only film in his career that is "oscar worthy". Really one of the greatest bio-pics ever done.

Watch the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51U0f4VKXIg

Johnny Depp's best role ever.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 10:27:12 AM: Wow Depp's acting looked bad; reminded me of his acting in Charle and the Chocolate Factory :(

I'll still see it; it looks funny at least, and Burton has never let me down.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 23, 2007, 10:29:59 AM: Well Depp is playing the Uwe Boll of the 50's-60's in it lol. Trust me, its awesome.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 23, 2007, 11:07:31 AM: Depp's acting was bad? It was considered an Oscar caliber performance. That movie got Martin Landau his Oscar even, which was deserved since he stole the show.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 23, 2007, 12:23:13 PM: Just going by the trailer obviously. I'll check it out
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 23, 2007, 06:58:40 PM: Comedy Central had "Married to the Mob" on this morning and omg...:heartbeat Pfeiffer :heartbeat
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 23, 2007, 07:00:04 PM: Ed Wood is fucking kickass, PD.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 23, 2007, 07:03:45 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 23, 2007, 07:00:04 PM
Ed Wood is fucking kickass, PD.
you, me, & willco all give it the thumbs up. My prediciton? He gives it 5.5/10
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 23, 2007, 07:04:34 PM: Wow, even Willco liked it? I dunno, maybe PD will rate it higher then.
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Post by: The Sceneman on February 23, 2007, 08:57:42 PM: I love the part when Batman sticks dynamite down the clowns pants and grins hilariously
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Post by: Yeti on February 23, 2007, 11:38:54 PM: Batman Returns is my favorite of the Burton Batman movies.