White Acid! Get on aim, sweetness!I'm at work!
White Acid! Get on aim, sweetness!I'm at work!
Regardless of your age, take down any pin-up posters of women or even men from the walls of your room, if you have any. Hide your dirty magazines. Hide any other things which could be taken as sexual in nature.
Most important, make your room clean and neat. Put a set of fresh sheets on bed and make bed in neat manner.Fresh bed sheets? That's like worrying about how you're going to put on the 'Green Jacket' when you can't even hit the god damned golf ball.
How many condoms should he have ready? (I guess he should hide them outside of his room, though.)
Should they be ribbed or smooth?
Oh yes, I almost forgot, a box of Kleenex. Yes, that's an essential item.
I have a pink toothbrush
What about all these games of mine?Unacceptable
What about my spanning British comedy collection?
What about all these games of mine?Unacceptable
What about my spanning British comedy collection?
Guitar in the corner is the ticket to wet and loose women :-*
Guitar in the corner is the ticket to wet and loose women :-*I have an instrument... an organ if you will.
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Just be yourself guys, girls always say they want honesty. So when she comes over give her a romantic kiss, only for the purpose of giving her a major wedgie and be sure to constantly scratch-n-sniff your nuts. Burp/fart at her, aim for the head. Also, make sure to have had taco bell or something equally trashy to give you a great dump and then ask her if she wants to sniff/see it.But, that's what I've been doing.
almost every girl I've ever dated has found BBC comedy to be a major turn-on. keep it out and proud, demi!
in fact I totally got some while watching SPACED this past weekend :shh
The special ingredient to any romantic evening is ketamine.
I'm getting new sheets today and once i'm not sick I plan to clean up my place so i can bring the female over. good suggestions oh white acid are you a squirel or are you pregnant with child?Brand new bed spread, but same old bedsores.
I'm telling you, malek - ketamine. It's like an aphrodisiac.>:( :-\
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I have a Jimmy Hendrix poster in my bedroom.Electric Ladyland with all the nekkid ladies?
I think we are jumping the gun here. How do we get the women into the room in the first place?
I think we are jumping the gun here. How do we get the women into the room in the first place?
Tell them it needs vaccuuming.
I think we are jumping the gun here. How do we get the women into the room in the first place?
Tell them it needs vaccuuming.
I have a Jimmy Hendrix poster in my bedroom.Electric Ladyland with all the nekkid ladies?
Regardless of your age, take down any pin-up posters of women or even men from the walls of your room, if you have any. Hide your dirty magazines. Hide any other things which could be taken as sexual in nature.A girl once told me she made the decision to sleep with me after she saw my bathroom and realized it was the cleanest bathroom she's ever seen that belonged to a man.
Most important, make your room clean and neat. Put a set of fresh sheets on bed and make bed in neat manner.
And the bathroom. Make it sparkling clean. Hang fresh towels. Put new bars of soap, one near the sink and the other in the shower.
Does your bathroom have a ventilator fan? Whether it has one or not, it's a good idea to have a room-odor eliminating spray can and place it prominently in front of a toilet bowl. (You know women sit, don't you?)
It would be a nice touch to have a new toothbrush in case she forget to bring her own.
If she can't handle the way I live, then there's no point to it. I mean, I'll do this if she hides away all her body lotions, glamour magazines and Coldplay CDs.I think the original advice was to get laid, not have a relationship. Because it's always best to be yourself to have a relationship.
But if you're whole purpose is getting laid, then you've already learned how to be like this. I think the guys here want sex + relationship.They're horribly misguided by our lovey dovey culture. :(
AND STILL
Bitch can stop bleeding once a month if she wants me to be Danny Tanner. I've lived with girls, their bathrooms are NOT clean.
Very good advice but I'm confused about why you'd offer to sleep in another room. Under what circumstances does this come up? I would think that if she comes over to fool around than there will be no point in offering another bed - it would seem like you're uninterested in herif you live with your parents
I think we are jumping the gun here. How do we get the women into the room in the first place?
Tell them it needs vaccuuming.