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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:30:02 PM

Title: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:30:02 PM
I walked past their room at around midnight and I heard... rhythmic bonking. It was not hard to hear what was going on... I could hear my moms heavy breathing and I was so disgusted I want to go slam my head in a door.

Then I heard her say "watch it go in".

...

I'm scarred for life. After a while she came out of her room and knocked on my door and asked me about the "weather situation" with a smirk on her face. I tried to keep myself from laughing... Jesus Christ...
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 05:31:56 PM
Then I heard her say "watch it go in".

...

I'm scarred for life.

:rofl
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: demi on February 25, 2007, 05:33:19 PM
Fake
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 25, 2007, 05:33:39 PM
Hot.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 25, 2007, 05:35:19 PM
I wonder what her 100th post is gonna be,I hope it's epic.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:36:11 PM
Fake

Not this time Demi... :/
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 25, 2007, 05:38:39 PM
Fake

Not this time Demi... :/
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

How many minutes did your mother squeal for?
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 25, 2007, 05:40:51 PM
Fake

Not this time Demi... :/

I'm disappointed...just plain disappointed  :-\

And 30 minutes!? Wow  :lol
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Bacon on February 25, 2007, 05:44:00 PM
:x
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:13:09 AM
Is your mom hot?  I need to know for research purposes.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 26, 2007, 02:18:50 AM
I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was a kid, it was terrible. :lol
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:26:11 AM
I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was a kid, it was terrible. :lol

What position were they doing it in?  Doggystyle?  Missionary? Reverse cowgirl? God, you people make these posts but then skimp on the important details!
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 26, 2007, 02:30:59 AM
I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 26, 2007, 02:46:30 AM
lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/bzcoverzy8.jpg)
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:47:11 AM
I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.

Were they making porn movie sounds? *unF unFFFF* and the like?

Did you know they were having sex or were you just freaked out to see daddy jumping up and down on mom?  :burgerking
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Itch on February 26, 2007, 02:53:31 AM
I heard my parents having sex once when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was like, right on, then went on my way.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: xnikki118x on February 26, 2007, 03:03:23 AM
I heard my parents having sex once when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was like, right on, then went on my way.
Haha I was getting water, too! I never got the water though because I ran back upstairs.


I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.

Were they making porn movie sounds? *unF unFFFF* and the like?

Did you know they were having sex or were you just freaked out to see daddy jumping up and down on mom?  :burgerking

I didn't notice sounds, didn't stick around for long enough. I was old enough to know they were having sex but young enough to be scared about it like I was going to get in trouble or something. I think I was about 9.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 26, 2007, 04:14:36 AM
lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/bzcoverzy8.jpg)

You don't see me still talking about it...

I just had to share. I could have recorded evidence and posted but that would make me a horrible (sick) person.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2007, 04:16:17 AM
lol is your step dad asian?
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: omg_lemurs on February 26, 2007, 04:23:23 AM
lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.

(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/bzcoverzy8.jpg)

You don't see me still talking about it...

I just had to share. I could have recorded evidence and posted but that would make me a horrible (sick) person.

Also... how I wish you were funny. :[
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 26, 2007, 10:02:11 AM
lol, oh lemurs. Youre such a child.
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 10:18:42 AM
lemurs' mom and stepdad were probably trying to make lemurs a baby brother or sister as a Christmas present!
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: bagofeyes on February 26, 2007, 10:47:24 AM
This story is totally truthy, just like the time we all had girlfriends
Title: Re: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night.
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 26, 2007, 10:51:24 AM
or the time we all had waking dreams or sleep paralysis