THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:30:02 PM
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I walked past their room at around midnight and I heard... rhythmic bonking. It was not hard to hear what was going on... I could hear my moms heavy breathing and I was so disgusted I want to go slam my head in a door.
Then I heard her say "watch it go in".
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I'm scarred for life. After a while she came out of her room and knocked on my door and asked me about the "weather situation" with a smirk on her face. I tried to keep myself from laughing... Jesus Christ...
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Then I heard her say "watch it go in".
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I'm scarred for life.
:rofl
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Fake
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Hot.
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I wonder what her 100th post is gonna be,I hope it's epic.
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Fake
Not this time Demi... :/
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Fake
Not this time Demi... :/
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
How many minutes did your mother squeal for?
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Fake
Not this time Demi... :/
I'm disappointed...just plain disappointed :-\
And 30 minutes!? Wow :lol
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:x
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Is your mom hot? I need to know for research purposes.
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I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was a kid, it was terrible. :lol
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I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was a kid, it was terrible. :lol
What position were they doing it in? Doggystyle? Missionary? Reverse cowgirl? God, you people make these posts but then skimp on the important details!
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I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.
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lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/bzcoverzy8.jpg)
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I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.
Were they making porn movie sounds? *unF unFFFF* and the like?
Did you know they were having sex or were you just freaked out to see daddy jumping up and down on mom? :burgerking
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I heard my parents having sex once when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was like, right on, then went on my way.
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I heard my parents having sex once when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was like, right on, then went on my way.
Haha I was getting water, too! I never got the water though because I ran back upstairs.
I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.
Were they making porn movie sounds? *unF unFFFF* and the like?
Did you know they were having sex or were you just freaked out to see daddy jumping up and down on mom? :burgerking
I didn't notice sounds, didn't stick around for long enough. I was old enough to know they were having sex but young enough to be scared about it like I was going to get in trouble or something. I think I was about 9.
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lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/bzcoverzy8.jpg)
You don't see me still talking about it...
I just had to share. I could have recorded evidence and posted but that would make me a horrible (sick) person.
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lol is your step dad asian?
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lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7734/bzcoverzy8.jpg)
You don't see me still talking about it...
I just had to share. I could have recorded evidence and posted but that would make me a horrible (sick) person.
Also... how I wish you were funny. :[
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lol, oh lemurs. Youre such a child.
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lemurs' mom and stepdad were probably trying to make lemurs a baby brother or sister as a Christmas present!
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This story is totally truthy, just like the time we all had girlfriends
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or the time we all had waking dreams or sleep paralysis