Author Topic: So... I heard my mom and stepdad having sex last night. (Read 3111 times)

omg_lemurs · « **on:** February 25, 2007, 05:30:02 PM »

I walked past their room at around midnight and I heard... rhythmic bonking. It was not hard to hear what was going on... I could hear my moms heavy breathing and I was so disgusted I want to go slam my head in a door.

Then I heard her say "watch it go in".

...

I'm scarred for life. After a while she came out of her room and knocked on my door and asked me about the "weather situation" with a smirk on her face. I tried to keep myself from laughing... Jesus Christ...

Beezy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:31:56 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:30:02 PM

Then I heard her say "watch it go in".

...

I'm scarred for life.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:33:19 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:33:39 PM »

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #4 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:35:19 PM »

I wonder what her 100th post is gonna be,I hope it's epic.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #5 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:36:11 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2007, 05:33:19 PM

Fake

Not this time Demi... :/

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:38:39 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:36:11 PM

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2007, 05:33:19 PM
Fake

Not this time Demi... :/

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

How many minutes did your mother squeal for?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:40:51 PM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 25, 2007, 05:36:11 PM

Quote from: demi on February 25, 2007, 05:33:19 PM
Fake

Not this time Demi... :/

I'm disappointed...just plain disappointed $:-\$

And 30 minutes!? Wow

Bacon · « **Reply #8 on:** February 25, 2007, 05:44:00 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #9 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:13:09 AM »

Is your mom hot? I need to know for research purposes.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #10 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:18:50 AM »

I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was a kid, it was terrible.

Ichirou · « **Reply #11 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:26:11 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 26, 2007, 02:18:50 AM

I walked in on my parents having sex once when I was a kid, it was terrible.

What position were they doing it in? Doggystyle? Missionary? Reverse cowgirl? God, you people make these posts but then skimp on the important details!

xnikki118x · « **Reply #12 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:30:59 AM »

I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:46:30 AM »

lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:47:11 AM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 26, 2007, 02:30:59 AM

I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.

Were they making porn movie sounds? *unF unFFFF* and the like?

Did you know they were having sex or were you just freaked out to see daddy jumping up and down on mom?

Itch · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:53:31 AM »

I heard my parents having sex once when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was like, right on, then went on my way.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2007, 03:03:23 AM »

Quote from: Itch on February 26, 2007, 02:53:31 AM

I heard my parents having sex once when I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water from the kitchen. I was like, right on, then went on my way.

Haha I was getting water, too! I never got the water though because I ran back upstairs.

Quote from: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:47:11 AM

Quote from: xnikki118x on February 26, 2007, 02:30:59 AM
I'm assuming missionary because all I saw was my dad's naked ass and I ran back upstairs and cried because I thought I was going to be in trouble.

Were they making porn movie sounds? *unF unFFFF* and the like?

Did you know they were having sex or were you just freaked out to see daddy jumping up and down on mom?

I didn't notice sounds, didn't stick around for long enough. I was old enough to know they were having sex but young enough to be scared about it like I was going to get in trouble or something. I think I was about 9.

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:14:36 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 26, 2007, 02:46:30 AM

lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.

(Image removed from quote.)

You don't see me still talking about it...

I just had to share. I could have recorded evidence and posted but that would make me a horrible (sick) person.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:16:17 AM »

lol is your step dad asian?

omg_lemurs · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2007, 04:23:23 AM »

Quote from: omg_lemurs on February 26, 2007, 04:14:36 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 26, 2007, 02:46:30 AM
lol, this thread is a page straight out of the book of Bz.

(Image removed from quote.)

You don't see me still talking about it...

I just had to share. I could have recorded evidence and posted but that would make me a horrible (sick) person.

Also... how I wish you were funny. :[

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:02:11 AM »

lol, oh lemurs. Youre such a child.

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:18:42 AM »

lemurs' mom and stepdad were probably trying to make lemurs a baby brother or sister as a Christmas present!

bagofeyes · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:47:24 AM »

This story is totally truthy, just like the time we all had girlfriends

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2007, 10:51:24 AM »

or the time we all had waking dreams or sleep paralysis

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