Why does Maggie Gyllenhaal look like she's ready to fuck?Cause she is in The Dark Knight.
Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious. You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon. I want to punch him in the face.he is annoying me but he was oddly the best part of pursuit of happyness.
And he can't read :lol
Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious. You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon. I want to punch him in the face.
And he can't read :lol
Now, Letters From Iwo Jima begins its mission to steal all Oscars from everyone - including Scorcese!clint for best director lol
He shouldn't be allowed to be self-depreciating.Yeah, he had the balls to release Norbert in the weeks running up to the Oscars. Good move, Eddie.
It's not like Pluto Nash is the only crap movie he's ever made.
Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor. :'(bad choice! Eddie was the traditional pick with Arkin as the upset pick
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though. :-*
...buhbuh I liked Marky Mark. :'(Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor. :'(bad choice! Eddie was the traditional pick with Arkin as the upset pick
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though. :-*
Randy Newman is like a Best Song generator.Fuck, I had Melissia Ethridge to win. :'(
He didn't win anything, yet... I was just joking that he's nominated for the billionth time.Whoops! >:(
AL GORE!!!What happened?
:lol
My gawd, that bit was hysterical.
Leo DiCaprio: Mr. Vice President, are you sure there's not something you want to announce in front of all these people?:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Al Gore: Well, since I am out here in front of a billion people and your words have stirred up such feelings. I wasn't prepared to do this, but here it goes... I wish to formally announce to the American public, my int-
OSCAR ORCHESTRA DROWNS HIM OUT IN GET OFF THE STAGE CUE MUSIC
It was pretty funny.
PIXAR UPSET!!!Shit, that was the safe pick! >:(
SUCK IT CARS, LASSITER IS NOT AWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY! GET OFF MY STAGE DISNEY!
... and The Departed wins :oWait, was that best screenplay? Fuck, I had Borat. :(
Another nail in Marty's coffin. His heart will break when everyone gets an Oscar but him!
So The Departed was based on a Japanese film? Lol it's fans are bunch of japafags. :lol
Costume design is up next. Which bad pick did you make there?The Queen. Yeah, I didn't put that much thought into that one, although I hope Marie Antoinette loses.
Another DREAMSGIRLS upset!!!Great. Sofia Coppola wins an Oscar for that lame excuse of a movie.
Marie Antoinette wins! Oscars are turning into upset special!
Best loin cloths ever, though. And beads!>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Best loin cloths ever, though. And beads!>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
:o :o :oShould have been nominated for Best Picture. :'(
SNAKES ON A PLANE! AT THE OSCARS! EAT IT SHAKE, YOU FUCKER!!!
She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.
Should have been nominated for Best Picture. :'(
She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.
Beezy is just lookin' out for his peoples.
It's the truth. She didn't do any acting in that film. All she did was sing. She was the least deserving.She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.
HATE HATE HATE
Seinfeld taking potshots at himself! Rawk!Please be An Inconvienent Truth. I'm getting killed here...
Best Documentary Feature up now.
John Travolta says he's a woman, wtf.
That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.Overrated bitch. >:(
That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.Overrated bitch. >:(
Thanks. :-* :-[That was AWESOME. Beyonce is probably crying right now.Overrated bitch. >:(
Agreed.
Save for Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris, none of those people will be missed.
Especially Robert Altman.
HELEN MIRREN!!!That was a lock if there ever was one. :)
JACK BLACK, WILL FERRELL GANGBANG CONFIRMED!
And :lol at this announcer talking about an Indian hand reader - WHAT THE FUCK.
Snakes on a Plane shadow pantomime logo > The Departed shadow pantomime logoLEFT! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT! ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION!!!!!!1
PETER O'TOOLE SHAFTED AGAIN, ACADEMY WILL GIVE HIM HONORARY AWARD WHEN HE DIES LOLFuck! :'(
Forest Whitaker is making the entire house cry.
MARTY WON MARTY WON :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(:-*
They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.
They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.>:(
And The Departed wins Best Pic. I can't take this :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Solo is right, no matter what. Marty didn't win for his best picture, nor did the best picture of 2006 win tonight. It was a pity Oscar.
ENJOY YOUR PITY OSCAR, SHAKE.
The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.
The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.
Little Miss Sunshine > The Devil's Rejects > The Departed
How many Oscars did Sam Raimi win, again? Your eleventh hour trolls do nothing to me, Willcowned.
How can you deny the fact that it was rigged? Do you think Lucas, Coppola and Spielberg would've presented the award to anyone else BUT Marty. He had the edge the entire time because it was RIGGED.
You're such a sad, lonely fellow, Willco.irony right there.
How was it "rigged"?
+1. Does anyone need any further proof that the whole "No one knows the winners until the envelope is opened" line is BS now?
I'm quite happy, and on plenty of occasions amongst friends.Well you have to suck dick.
You're not right, you didn't win an oscar you jack off, making fun of you isn't funny anymore.
Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.Either way you suck dick.
Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.Either way you suck dick.
And at least by making a departed hate thread and saying it had terrible flaws and telling them to watch the movie to see for themselves (cause you know, I care that "people" are assing around thinking that this is a good movie), I got people closer to watching this movie then you did.
Wow, I really care that a bunch of stuckup feggits on the internet didn't watch a film I liked. Guess what, I don't play the games you recommend, I AM TEH REBEL. ::)
I don't think you even posted in that thread...
Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.
Yeah nobody laughed with you, I can't even follow-up that.
See what I mean?
I don't think you even posted in that thread...
Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165)
Yeah, you're an idiot.
And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.
[01:33] <G> babel, blood diamond, or pans labyrinth?
[01:34] <Willco> The Departed lol am i rite
[01:34] <G> departed was good
[01:34] <Castellan> I will not watch Borat or The Departed
[01:34] <G> i will watch babel
[01:34] <Castellan> on account of Shake being a pale flabfag
[01:34] * Lemurs is now known as Douchebag
[01:34] <G> to see why they wanted it to win
[01:34] <Douchebag> I liked The Departed when it was called
[01:34] <Willco> hahah
[01:34] <Douchebag> INFERNAL AFFAIRS
[01:34] <Douchebag> AM I RITE
[01:34] <G> Borat was shit
[01:34] <Willco> O SNAP
And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.
I just have no desire to see a movie that a know-nothing teenager has hyped non-stop, especially when the rest of his taste is questionable.
You think I care that you don't see TD or Borat? I couldn't give two shits, guys. OMG SOME POSTERS ON TEH INTERWEBS WON'T SEE DEPARTED :santocry
It's pretty sad that you have to keep yourself from watching something just because of some "little teenager" on the internet. As for me, I couldn't give two shits WHAT you do with yourselves; you could jump off a bridge for all I care.
:santocry
People don't agree with me on the internet!!!!11
:santocry
Everybody pointed out your ignorance, dude. EVERYBODY. ::)So you care what other people said?
So you care what other people said?
Are you distinguished mentally-challenged?
Think before you answer that.
BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER
BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER
Fuck it, I'm done with this. The Departed won four "pity" oscars, and Raimi won ZERO.
Off to bed.
I love seeing people allign themselves with movies or directors, like 'Marty won, yes! That means I'm also a winner!'
The problem is, with the way Shake and Solo creamed themselves over this movie, there's no way I'm going to like it unless it's an absolute fucking masterpiece. I still want to see it, though... :T
Also, I love how only going to the theatres 15 times or so last year is a sign of being a bad film lover according to Oogami.
I fail to see how going to see Ghost Rider, The Hitcher, or Because I Said So would make me a better movie goer. Its more a reflection on today's mainstream efforts that not much will get me out.
John Travolta's wife is hotter, so is Kevin Bacon's
even Tom Cruise :rofl
Hey, we all know I'm the trophy boyfriend in our relationship.(http://artgirl.fcpages.com/1351cca0.jpg)
The Departed was an excellent film and deserved the Oscar, as did Scorsese. To say otherwise is just ignorant and lame.
I fail to see how going to see Ghost Rider, The Hitcher, or Because I Said So would make me a better movie goer. Its more a reflection on today's mainstream efforts that not much will get me out.
Right now, stuff like Bridge to Terabithia, Blood Diamond, Dreamgirls, Letters from Iwo Jima, Notes on a Scandal, Pan's Labyrinth, Smokin' Aces, The Pursuit of Happiness, and Volver are playing in theaters back home. I want to see all of those, but for you, that would be almost a year's worth of theatrical viewings. :/
This forum sucks sometimes.
The Departed won, and deservedly.
Scorsese won, and deservedly.
Shut the fuck up.
Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...
I still need to see Unforgiven. :-\
Tuco was Jewish?
Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...
None of them should ever be mentioned in comparison to Leone's, lets leave it at that. Eastwood, while a competent filmmaker, is leagues behind Leone.
No need to compare, I am just curious what you think of them.Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...
None of them should ever be mentioned in comparison to Leone's, lets leave it at that. Eastwood, while a competent filmmaker, is leagues behind Leone.
Speaking about this whole Marty debacle, its almost a comedy of errors. If he makes Silence next, according to what Ive heard about the project, it could easily be the best film Marty ever makes, yet its precisely the sort of film the Academy will totally ignore him for.Winning best picture for departed may lead him to do the departed sequel next.
Since when have the oscars not been totally bogus?
Speaking about this whole Marty debacle, its almost a comedy of errors. If he makes Silence next, according to what Ive heard about the project, it could easily be the best film Marty ever makes, yet its precisely the sort of film the Academy will totally ignore him for.Winning best picture for departed may lead him to do the departed sequel next.
Personally I want to see his Teddy film before Silence. I also hear rumblings recently he is considering doing a family friendly movie next.
Since when have the oscars not been totally bogus?
QFT.
Seriously. I'm just glad when movies I like win. Most of the time, the awards are full of shit.
Crash won last year, Departed won this year. That's unprecedented... the Oscars got it right out of the films nominated for two years in a row. Awesome.
I dont know if Leo is really the type to pull a De Niro. He'd be more apt to wear a fat suit + prosthetics. Hell, De Niro didnt even have to do that, but the crazy bugger wanted to, Mr. Method.Marty is the man, he'll demand the real thing.
I dont know if Leo is really the type to pull a De Niro. He'd be more apt to wear a fat suit + prosthetics. Hell, De Niro didnt even have to do that, but the crazy bugger wanted to, Mr. Method.Marty is the man, he'll demand the real thing.
All 5 noms last year were bad-to-mediocre.
All 5 noms last year were bad-to-mediocre.
But which was the best?
List the nominees; I'll give you a Drinky-certified (tm) objective ranking.Good Night and Good Luck
Capote > Good Night and Good Luck > Munich > Crash >>>>> Brokeback Mountain
Brokeback Mountain was robbed lol am i riteBrokeback sucked worse than Crash. Better of the two evils.
Capote > Good Night and Good Luck > Munich > Crash >>>>> Brokeback Mountain
fuck, my rankings are almost on parity with Shake's. Suicide is my only friend! :'(
Nah, BBM at least had good acting. Take away the sobby gay cowboy shit and you're still left with competent acting and middling cinematography. Crash didn't even have that.Crash had decent acting, Crash's problem wasn't the acting. Brokeback had BAAAD acting. "I CANT QUIT YOU" is star wars prequel worthy.
Crash's problem is that it was much better when it was Short Cuts or Magnolia.
Crash's problem is that it was much better when it was Short Cuts or Magnolia.
I really want to see Crash, Munich, and Good Night Good Luck.I think you'd like crash, it seems like your type of movie
Was Eddie Murphy pissed because of last night's loss for Best Supporting Actor in Dreamgirls? A couple media folks who were at last night's Oscars say Eddie looked a bit heated when he lost and definitely got up and left the show after his category was announced. Damn Eddie. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to release Norbit ads during Oscar voting time like your producers advised you not to. Oh well...http://blogs.sohh.com/ya_heard/2007/02/and_the_academy.html
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:lol
Heath Ledger's best movie is the vastly under-rated "A Knight's Tale" so fuck Brokeback Mountain
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The topless pics left sooooo much to be desired. :-\what topless pics?