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Title: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 08:41:54 PM
Red Carpet Whore: "Everyone has a favorite Eddie Murphy movie, mine is Coming to America.  What is your favorite Eddie Murphy movie?"

Eddie Murphy: "Hmm.  I like them all.  I even like Pluto Nash."

 :lol
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 25, 2007, 08:42:55 PM
Okay.
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Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 25, 2007, 08:58:40 PM
Helen Mirren is so pretty...

MY 400th POST!!!! :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 08:59:08 PM
Eddie Murphy strikes again!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: littlemathletics on February 25, 2007, 08:59:22 PM
He shouldn't be allowed to be self-depreciating.

It's not like Pluto Nash is the only crap movie he's ever made.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:06:20 PM
Ban me for a week if marty doesnt get best director
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:07:25 PM
Haha, Steve Carrell just sold that joke for Ellen.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:10:52 PM
Pan just got the first Oscar!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 09:11:24 PM
PD will be happy.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: TVC15 on February 25, 2007, 09:12:30 PM
I think we can all agree that whatever Scorsese does, Murphy can do better.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:12:58 PM
Why does Maggie Gyllenhaal look like she's ready to fuck?
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:14:17 PM
Why does Maggie Gyllenhaal look like she's ready to fuck?
Cause she is in The Dark Knight.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:16:05 PM
Seriously, she was trying to act like a slut.  I bet she slept with all those A/V guys.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:18:57 PM
 :lol :lol

MARK WHALBERG WHERE ARE U
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:20:54 PM
That was pretty good.
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Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 09:21:57 PM
Pan's Labyrinth again?

Edit: Yeah, that was good.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:23:15 PM
that was fantastic. :lol


pan's is going to sweep, fun.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:25:33 PM
That song was the best thing Jack Black has done since the original Tenacious D album.

Best animated short goes to... some dumb thing I've never heard of.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:27:14 PM
Animated short is the best part of the oscars.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
cause marty doesnt win it lol
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Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:27:59 PM
Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious.  You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon.  I want to punch him in the face.

And he can't read :lol
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Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:28:42 PM
Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious.  You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon.  I want to punch him in the face.

And he can't read :lol
he is annoying me but he was oddly the best part of pursuit of happyness.
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Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 09:29:04 PM
Will Smith's kid is so fucking obnoxious.  You know he's going to grow up into some conceited, teen-worshipped idol like Nick Cannon.  I want to punch him in the face.

And he can't read :lol

 :lol
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:29:29 PM
HOLY CRAP.

Nicholson looks like Brando.  He shaved his head and gained a ton of weight.  Did working for Scorcese fuck him up that badly?
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:30:25 PM
In 30 years you'll be wrong willco. Will Smith's son will star in INDEPENDENCE DAY TWO
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:31:10 PM
LABOR DAY
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
Any site have a list of what order the winners are announced in?
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:37:15 PM
They're really botching this sound effect thing.  Who gives a fuck about the performers, it's supposed to be in relation to what's on-screen... WHICH I CAN'T SEE BECAUSE THEY'RE FOCUSING ON THE FUCKING PERFORMERS.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:40:16 PM
Now, Letters From Iwo Jima begins its mission to steal all Oscars from everyone - including Scorcese!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:40:45 PM
Now, Letters From Iwo Jima begins its mission to steal all Oscars from everyone - including Scorcese!
clint for best director lol
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:41:53 PM
He shouldn't be allowed to be self-depreciating.

It's not like Pluto Nash is the only crap movie he's ever made.
Yeah, he had the balls to release Norbert in the weeks running up to the Oscars. Good move, Eddie.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
In case you were wondering, that was sarcasm. :-* :-[ >:(
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Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:44:53 PM
Four generations of sound mixers?  Did his great grandfather CREATE sound?

:lol They kicked those fucking sound mixers off the stage!  Nobody gives a shit about sound!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:47:13 PM
EDDIE MURPHY GOT UPSET O SNAP
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:49:24 PM
Oh no, Marty is getting interviewed!  Foreshadowing!  :'(
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Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:51:20 PM
LMS's chances at best picture shot up!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:51:39 PM
Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor.  :'(
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though.  :-*
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:52:17 PM
Next up is Leo DiCaprio and "distinguished" guests.  What the hell is that about?  Is it the Coppola, Lucas, Spielberg trio?
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:55:46 PM
Please don't let Hudson win...
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:56:19 PM
Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor.  :'(
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though.  :-*
bad choice! Eddie was the traditional pick with Arkin as the upset pick
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:56:47 PM
Fuck, I had Marky Mark for best supporting actor.  :'(
Still rooting for Kukichi-chan, though.  :-*
bad choice! Eddie was the traditional pick with Arkin as the upset pick
...buhbuh I liked Marky Mark.  :'(
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:57:00 PM
Randy Newman is like a Best Song generator.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 09:57:45 PM
AL GORE'S SONG LOL
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:58:18 PM
Randy Newman is like a Best Song generator.
Fuck, I had Melissia Ethridge to win.  :'(
At least tell me Cars won Best Animated film and that An Inconvient Truth won best documentary, those were the safe picks.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 09:58:45 PM
He didn't win anything, yet... I was just joking that he's nominated for the billionth time.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 09:59:09 PM
He didn't win anything, yet... I was just joking that he's nominated for the billionth time.
Whoops!  >:(
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:02:30 PM
AL GORE!!!

:lol

My gawd, that bit was hysterical.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:03:04 PM
AL GORE!!!

:lol

My gawd, that bit was hysterical.
What happened?
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Cheebs on February 25, 2007, 10:03:59 PM
watch it!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:05:43 PM
Leo DiCaprio: Mr. Vice President, are you sure there's not something you want to announce in front of all these people?

Al Gore: Well, since I am out here in front of a billion people and your words have stirred up such feelings.  I wasn't prepared to do this, but here it goes... I wish to formally announce to the American public, my int-

OSCAR ORCHESTRA DROWNS HIM OUT IN GET OFF THE STAGE CUE MUSIC

It was pretty funny.
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:07:16 PM
Leo DiCaprio: Mr. Vice President, are you sure there's not something you want to announce in front of all these people?

Al Gore: Well, since I am out here in front of a billion people and your words have stirred up such feelings.  I wasn't prepared to do this, but here it goes... I wish to formally announce to the American public, my int-

OSCAR ORCHESTRA DROWNS HIM OUT IN GET OFF THE STAGE CUE MUSIC

It was pretty funny.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:08:33 PM
PIXAR UPSET!!!

SUCK IT CARS, LASSITER IS NOT AWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY! GET OFF MY STAGE DISNEY!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:09:31 PM
PIXAR UPSET!!!

SUCK IT CARS, LASSITER IS NOT AWARDED FOR MEDIOCRITY! GET OFF MY STAGE DISNEY!
Shit, that was the safe pick!  >:(
I suck at Oscar pick 'em, I suck at fantasy sports...  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:15:38 PM
First Departed nom coming up...
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:16:52 PM
... and The Departed wins :o

Another nail in Marty's coffin.  His heart will break when everyone gets an Oscar but him!
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 10:18:21 PM
So The Departed was based on a Japanese film? Lol it's fans are bunch of japafags. :lol
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:18:50 PM
... and The Departed wins :o

Another nail in Marty's coffin.  His heart will break when everyone gets an Oscar but him!
Wait, was that best screenplay? Fuck, I had Borat.  :(
Title: Re: lolz @ Eddie Murphy at the Oscars - aka MARTY BROKEN HEART WATCH '07
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:21:02 PM
So The Departed was based on a Japanese film? Lol it's fans are bunch of japafags. :lol

Yeah, it's an Americanized remake.

And yeah, sorry - Borat lost.  Sorry, dude!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:23:29 PM
Shit, the only one I got right in my picks was best makeup.  :'(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:24:22 PM
Costume design is up next. Which bad pick did you make there?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:27:35 PM
Costume design is up next. Which bad pick did you make there?
The Queen. Yeah, I didn't put that much thought into that one, although I hope Marie Antoinette loses.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:28:20 PM
Another DREAMSGIRLS upset!!!

Marie Antoinette wins!  Oscars are turning into upset special!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:29:23 PM
Another DREAMSGIRLS upset!!!

Marie Antoinette wins!  Oscars are turning into upset special!
Great. Sofia Coppola wins an Oscar for that lame excuse of a movie.
 :duh
(where's that suicide emoticon?)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:29:59 PM
Yikes, Tom Cruise presenting lame-o honorary award.  These people should get their awards in a broom closet, because I don't give a flying fuck.  Let's get to the make or break Marty award.
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Post by: Robo on February 25, 2007, 10:30:48 PM
Why the hell wasn't Apocalypto up for best costumes?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:31:28 PM
They wore loin cloths in that movie!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Robo on February 25, 2007, 10:32:20 PM
Best loin cloths ever, though.  And beads!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:33:24 PM
Best loin cloths ever, though.  And beads!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:35:33 PM
:lol

Steven Spielberg is taking Ellen's picture with Eastwood for her MySpace.

:lol

She's giving Spielberg crap.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 10:36:33 PM
Did...did she just mention youtube? Am I hearing things? :o
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Robo on February 25, 2007, 10:37:25 PM
Best loin cloths ever, though.  And beads!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

BEES?! ... BEADS?!

what
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:37:59 PM
YouTube = cinematographers.

Way to discredit the entire industry, Gwyneth Paltrow.

At any rate, save for the Jack Black/Will Ferrell musical number, the Ellen in the aisle bits and that one Al Gore bit... this award show is really flat.  And it feels like it's lost momentum since that Black/Ferrell musical number.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:38:20 PM
PAN'S WINS AGAIN, TIME FOR SWEEPS
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:45:09 PM
I'm fucked.  :'(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
Visual effectes goes to...
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:45:57 PM
... Pirates of the Carribean!  Fuck you, Superman!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:51:05 PM
I GOT ONE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! :-*
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:53:36 PM
Clive Owen is 'bout to give out the Foriegn Language Oscar
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:54:24 PM
LIVES OF OTHERS WON HOW 'BOUT THAT.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:57:06 PM
 :lol

What a pussy!  Dude, get off the stage, nobody cares about your film

"I have to say one more JUST ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING DAMMIT!  KATAYANA I LOVE U!"
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:57:29 PM
 :o :o :o

SNAKES ON A PLANE! AT THE OSCARS! EAT IT SHAKE, YOU FUCKER!!!
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Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2007, 10:58:28 PM
cajole says "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
I say, what the fuck?  Pan is awesome!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:59:15 PM
Best Supporting Actress is...
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Post by: Bacon on February 25, 2007, 10:59:28 PM
Ugh, Dreamgirls.
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Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2007, 10:59:38 PM
ugh   fuck you jennifer hudson
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 10:59:39 PM
... Jennifer Hudson for DREAMGIRLS!

 :lol Fuck you, American Idol!
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Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 11:00:22 PM
Haha haters. :lol
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Post by: Mupepe on February 25, 2007, 11:00:31 PM
God I hate Ellen so much.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:00:42 PM
She's black and has an Oscar now.  She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now.  Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:02:24 PM
:o :o :o

SNAKES ON A PLANE! AT THE OSCARS! EAT IT SHAKE, YOU FUCKER!!!
Should have been nominated for Best Picture.  :'(
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Post by: G The Resurrected on February 25, 2007, 11:02:40 PM
She did not deserve that award after seeing dream girls and sunshine i'm ashamed of the academy.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:03:12 PM
She's black and has an Oscar now.  She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now.  Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!
She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:03:41 PM
Should have been nominated for Best Picture.  :'(

True 'dat.  But the Academy gave it the best nod of all... in shadow pantomime form!  It was pretty impressive that they could contort their bodies into the film logo.
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Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 11:04:30 PM
She's black and has an Oscar now.  She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now.  Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!
She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.

HATE HATE HATE
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:05:39 PM
Beezy is just lookin' out for his peoples.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on February 25, 2007, 11:06:01 PM
I'm not hating i dont think hudson did much acting and didnt much range. Anabel did though.
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Post by: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 11:07:10 PM
Beezy is just lookin' out for his peoples.

You mean OUR people. ;)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:07:22 PM
Best Documentary goes to...

... Eva Green's massive tits er, The Blood of something something District (some film nobody watched).  Sometimes, I think the Academy just kind of checks off these choices at random.
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:07:29 PM
She's black and has an Oscar now.  She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now.  Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!
She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.

HATE HATE HATE
It's the truth. She didn't do any acting in that film. All she did was sing. She was the least deserving.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:09:18 PM
Seinfeld taking potshots at himself! Rawk!

Best Documentary Feature up now.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:10:56 PM
 :lol

Seinfeld needs to host, goddammit.  He's funnier than Ellen.  "... these five depressing movies are." :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:11:43 PM
Will Al Gore take home the gold, bay-bee?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:12:09 PM
Oscar goes to... INCONVENIENT TRUTH! AL GORE WINS AGAIN (including the election, hyuk-hyuk)!
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:12:17 PM
Seinfeld taking potshots at himself! Rawk!

Best Documentary Feature up now.
Please be An Inconvienent Truth. I'm getting killed here...
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Bacon on February 25, 2007, 11:13:18 PM
On-stage liberal bjs all around!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:13:54 PM
The Academy is ready to vote him for President!

Oh my gawd, where is SOLO?  Totally Morricone being played for Eastwood!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:15:44 PM
Eastwood is totally fucking up this honorary Oscar for Morricone!

This is so awesome, though.  Ennio Morricone rawks!  Way to go for the gold!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:16:27 PM
MORRICONE! <3
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:19:00 PM
BOOYASHAKA! 8)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:20:07 PM
Celine Dion is totally fucking up all the awesome Oscar goodness that Morricone brought with this shitty song.  What the fuck
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:22:00 PM
Seriously, what the fuck does this song have to do with anything?  Where is Morricone?  Why didn't he get to come on stage or anything?  If this song is for him, he should come on stage and punch this Canadian broad right in the uterus.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:23:39 PM
MORRICONE!

:bow :bow :bow

All hail one of the best composers ever!  Give him the gold, Clint.  And tell that Canadian bitch to go sink with the Titanic for wrecking his awesome honorary segment.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:24:26 PM
He's speaking entirely in Italian with no translator and he's tearing up.  It's pretty sad. :'(

Oh, Eastwood is now going to translate.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:26:37 PM
Morricone goes out with style and thanks his wife.  Take that, Celine Dion, you bitch! :punch
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:32:02 PM
Best Score goes to...

... BABEL. :-\
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
SPIDER-MAN! MARY JANE!

They're presenting best ORIGINAL screenplay (lolz not Departed)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:38:19 PM
WINNER IS...

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! UH OH MARTY!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:52:46 PM
John Travolta says he's a woman, wtf.

Best Original Song goes to Dreamgirls, probably.  It's only nominated THREE TIMES.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:53:48 PM
HOLY CRAP DREAMGIRLS GETS SHAFTED

That is so fucking awesome! :lol

Melissa Etheridge ftw!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:54:32 PM
OWNED
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Bacon on February 25, 2007, 11:55:02 PM
John Travolta says he's a woman, wtf.

(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/6342/hairspray460fl1.jpg)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:55:22 PM
Oh, I don't watch fagurt movies.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 25, 2007, 11:55:40 PM
That was seriously bullshit.  The first one the Dreamgirls sang shoulda won.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 25, 2007, 11:56:30 PM
That was AWESOME.  Beyonce is probably crying right now.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 25, 2007, 11:57:52 PM
That's pretty cool, though, I'll admit.  Beyonce shafted out of EVERYTHING.   :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:59:15 PM
That was AWESOME.  Beyonce is probably crying right now.
Overrated bitch.  >:(
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:00:37 AM
Michael Mann Montage!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:02:08 AM
EWWW SUPERMAN
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:06:04 AM
Film Editing goes to... ?

Either Departed or Children of Men, although it should be the latter.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:06:36 AM
Ugh.  The Departed won!

If Thelma wins, then Marty loses!  It's in the CARDS.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Beezy on February 26, 2007, 12:06:54 AM
That was AWESOME.  Beyonce is probably crying right now.
Overrated bitch.  >:(

Agreed.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:09:36 AM
Time for the touching dead people montage.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:09:39 AM
That was AWESOME.  Beyonce is probably crying right now.
Overrated bitch.  >:(

Agreed.
Thanks.  :-* :-[
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:13:32 AM
Save for Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris, none of those people will be missed.

Especially Robert Altman.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 12:14:26 AM
Save for Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris, none of those people will be missed.

Especially Robert Altman.

You cunt.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:15:24 AM
I hope Robert Altman is sizzling in Hell right now.

Peter Boyle and Basil Poledouris are SAINTS.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:17:53 AM
Best actress time!  Penelope Cruz would be so hot if she had a nose job.  Judi Dench looks like a nightmare.  Helen Mirren is a MLF.  Meryl Streep is like the dumb movie where she doesn't die or age.  Kate Winslett is cute.

WHO WILL IT BE?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:18:40 AM
HELEN MIRREN!!!

JACK BLACK, WILL FERRELL GANGBANG CONFIRMED!

And :lol at this announcer talking about an Indian hand reader - WHAT THE FUCK.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:19:12 AM
HELEN MIRREN!!!

JACK BLACK, WILL FERRELL GANGBANG CONFIRMED!

And :lol at this announcer talking about an Indian hand reader - WHAT THE FUCK.
That was a lock if there ever was one. :)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:20:06 AM
Who ever did the makeup on her for The Queen did a hell of a job.  She's decent looking, but looks like a hag in The Queen.

:lol

She gave a shout out to the REAL Queen.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:20:55 AM
Snakes on a Plane shadow pantomime logo > The Departed shadow pantomime logo
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:27:42 AM
Snakes on a Plane shadow pantomime logo > The Departed shadow pantomime logo
LEFT! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT! ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION!!!!!!1
spoiler (click to show/hide)
SPORKS!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
[close]
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:28:28 AM
PETER O'TOOLE SHAFTED AGAIN, ACADEMY WILL GIVE HIM HONORARY AWARD WHEN HE DIES LOL
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:29:42 AM
Forest Whitaker is making the entire house cry.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:29:53 AM
PETER O'TOOLE SHAFTED AGAIN, ACADEMY WILL GIVE HIM HONORARY AWARD WHEN HE DIES LOL
Fuck! :'(
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: Beezy on February 26, 2007, 12:30:35 AM
Forest Whitaker is making the entire house cry.

Did you see his wife? :o
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:30:46 AM
HERE IT COMES GUYS MARTY TIME DO OR DIE
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:31:20 AM
Lucas with a little schtick :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:32:18 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CRIES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:32:35 AM
MARTY WON MARTY WON :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Robo on February 26, 2007, 12:32:41 AM
HAhahahahAh!
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Post by: Beezy on February 26, 2007, 12:33:19 AM
Took him long enough! :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:34:09 AM
MARTY WON MARTY WON :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
:-*
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Post by: Stocky on February 26, 2007, 12:34:19 AM
WILLCO PWND
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Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 12:36:02 AM
They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:36:49 AM
They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.

 :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:39:16 AM
And The Departed wins Best Pic.  I can't take this :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:39:27 AM
They should revoke the award on account of him making Casino.
>:(
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Itch on February 26, 2007, 12:40:22 AM
I called it ya punks. holla at ya boy!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on February 26, 2007, 12:41:25 AM
Fuck fuck fuck. I changed my pick from The Departed last night to Little Miss Sunshine.
(http://www.opa-age.com/style_emoticons/default/suicide5ke.gif)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2007, 12:42:06 AM
MARTY :bow

THE DEPARTED :bow :bow

Marty wins best director right after I see one of his movies. Coincidence? :-*
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 12:42:41 AM
And The Departed wins Best Pic.  I can't take this :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

CRY BITCH!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 12:48:40 AM
Solo is right, no matter what.  Marty didn't win for his best picture, nor did the best picture of 2006 win tonight.  It was a pity Oscar.

ENJOY YOUR PITY OSCAR, SHAKE.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Stocky on February 26, 2007, 12:50:39 AM
Solo is right, no matter what.  Marty didn't win for his best picture, nor did the best picture of 2006 win tonight.  It was a pity Oscar.

ENJOY YOUR PITY OSCAR, SHAKE.

cry more, bitch.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Bacon on February 26, 2007, 12:51:02 AM
The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Stocky on February 26, 2007, 01:03:19 AM
The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.

Little Miss Sunshine > The Devil's Rejects > The Departed
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:04:15 AM
I love watching Willco cry like the bitch he is. :rofl
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: bagofeyes on February 26, 2007, 01:08:15 AM
Thats good for Scorcese. Doesnt really do anything for me though.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:09:49 AM
God, the Oscars suck. Making me sit through three hours of crappy montages, performances of subpar songs, presenters flubbing their lines, and interpretive body art just to see Marty win his award? Lame. >:(
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:11:53 AM
The Departed is a far better film than Little Miss Sunshine.

Little Miss Sunshine > The Devil's Rejects > The Departed

TRUTH

It's a shame when Shake notes how The Departed won an Oscar for Best Pic and Marty, we can all roll our eyes because it's a pity Oscar.  Just like Denzel's.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:13:02 AM
How many Oscars did Sam Raimi win, again? Your eleventh hour trolls do nothing to me, Willcowned.

And its not a pity oscar if it was well deserved; TD was the best directed of all the films nominated (CoM was unfortunately absent).
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:14:33 AM
How many Oscars did Sam Raimi win, again? Your eleventh hour trolls do nothing to me, Willcowned.

Sam Raimi doesn't bitch and whine for Oscars like Marty.  He's pretty content with being loved.  Isn't desperate for Academy love, like dear 'ole Marty.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:15:25 AM
Read the edit, dude. No other director (besides Cuaron, who wasnt nominated) deserved the honor more than Marty this year. How its a "pity" win is beyond me. ::)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:22:32 AM
Paul Greengrass > Marty Scorcese
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:24:11 AM
Even Paul Greengrass knew he wouldn't win shit. What a faggurt. :rofl
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:26:14 AM
Because he was rightfully denied for Marty's pity Oscar.  It was obviously rigged, hence the presenters.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:28:05 AM
You're taking this a bit hard now, Willco. You're acting like Hans talking about 9/11. :rofl
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 01:30:59 AM
oh, willco. oh, willco. who needs a hug?

c'mere, big guy. here's a hug. hands off the goods. it'll be alright!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 01:31:09 AM
Paul Haggis > Post Goodfellas Marty.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:31:20 AM
How can you deny the fact that it was rigged?  Do you think Lucas, Coppola and Spielberg would've presented the award to anyone else BUT Marty.  He had the edge the entire time because it was RIGGED.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2007, 01:31:43 AM
Marty fired a rocket into the WTC. Why can't you see that Shake?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 01:32:37 AM
How can you deny the fact that it was rigged?  Do you think Lucas, Coppola and Spielberg would've presented the award to anyone else BUT Marty.  He had the edge the entire time because it was RIGGED.

+1.  Does anyone need any further proof that the whole "No one knows the winners until the envelope is opened" line is BS now?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:32:46 AM
How was it "rigged"? Marty was the best director of the bunch, everybody knew it. Like you're gonna see Greengrass or anyone else pouting that they lost to a master. :rofl

You're such a sad, lonely fellow, Willco.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 01:34:07 AM
You're such a sad, lonely fellow, Willco.
irony right there.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:35:16 AM
I'm quite happy, and on plenty of occasions amongst friends.

How are things down at BK, nintenho? Did you take my advice about taking a shower before approaching people?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:35:35 AM
Quote from: The Dark Shake
How was it "rigged"?

See below:

+1.  Does anyone need any further proof that the whole "No one knows the winners until the envelope is opened" line is BS now?

You can't explain it, Shake... because you got NOTHIN'.  It was rigged and it was a pity Oscar.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:37:45 AM
Whatever you say, Willco. ::)

Bitch all you want, Marty finally got his oscar while your boy Raimi has a downgraded series and an empty trophy case at home.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
I'm quite happy, and on plenty of occasions amongst friends.
Well you have to suck dick.

Not Marty dick, but you'd try.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:38:44 AM
BEST PITY OSCAR GOES TO...

... THE DEPARTED!!!

<Lucas> Now all I need is my pity Oscar, am i rite guys
<Coppola> lolz
<Spielberg> lolz
<Scorcese> stfu
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:39:29 AM
:santocry :santocry :santocry

This must be pretty hard on you, being wrong for the nth time and all.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:41:01 AM
The only win that the Departed didn't deserve was Editing. CoM was gyped.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:41:08 AM
I was wrong.  Wrong to have faith that the Oscars are not supposed to be known by anyone save for the two dudes that stuff the envelopes, but unfortunately they are rigged to hand out pity Oscars.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 01:41:28 AM
You're not right, you didn't win an oscar you jack off, making fun of you isn't funny anymore.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:42:37 AM
You're not right, you didn't win an oscar you jack off, making fun of you isn't funny anymore.

Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:43:20 AM
Don't insult your trusted ally, Shake.  He was the only one that thought The Departed legimately deserved its pity Oscar!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:45:10 AM
::)

On this forum, you mean. Practically the rest of the moviegoing public was behind Marty all the way, and so were the hollywood heavyweights -- hence the STANDING OVATION he was given in the middle of his speech.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 01:45:26 AM
Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.
Either way you suck dick.

And at least by making a departed hate thread and saying it had terrible flaws and telling them to watch the movie to see for themselves (cause you know, I care that "people" are assing around thinking that this is a good movie), I got people closer to watching this movie then you did.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2007, 01:45:44 AM
STEVE NASH WAS ROBBED
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:45:48 AM
He got a standing ovation out of pity!  He had been robbed for legitimate Oscar winners and they were PITYING HIM.

Pityfest 2007.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:46:34 AM
THE DEPARTED, WINNER OF 3 PITY ACADEMY AWARDS

Put that on the cover, please.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:47:18 AM
Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.
Either way you suck dick.

And at least by making a departed hate thread and saying it had terrible flaws and telling them to watch the movie to see for themselves (cause you know, I care that "people" are assing around thinking that this is a good movie), I got people closer to watching this movie then you did.

Uh no, you didn't. We were all just laughing at you, especially that "isnt Marky Mark Matt Damon?" line.

You're a moron. And quit reusing the same lame "u suk dick" joke every goddamned post.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:49:03 AM
<Castellan> as TVC said, Shake's Departed pimping made me never want to watch it

THE MORE YOU PIMP THE PITY OSCAR, THE MORE PEOPLE TURN THEIR BACKS ON YOU
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:49:53 AM
Wow, I really care that a bunch of stuckup feggits on the internet didn't watch a film I liked. Guess what, I don't play the games you recommend, I AM TEH REBEL. ::)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 01:52:27 AM
I don't think you even posted in that thread, my idea was that instead of saying a summary, make people watch it but not go in with such high expectations which is a FAR better idea then act like a remake with differently-written characters that is basically only to get a best directer oscar is going to be worth really watching.

Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 01:52:54 AM
you do care!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 01:53:12 AM
Wow, I really care that a bunch of stuckup feggits on the internet didn't watch a film I liked. Guess what, I don't play the games you recommend, I AM TEH REBEL. ::)

Wow, I'm a stuckup taco now?  BAN THIS FILTH
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:56:27 AM
I don't think you even posted in that thread...

Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165)

Yeah, you're an idiot.


And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 01:58:27 AM
Yeah nobody laughed with you, I can't even follow-up that.

See what I mean?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:59:03 AM
Yeah nobody laughed with you, I can't even follow-up that.

See what I mean?

Everybody pointed out your ignorance, dude. EVERYBODY. ::)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 01:59:20 AM
[01:33] <G> babel, blood diamond, or pans labyrinth?
[01:34] <Willco> The Departed lol am i rite
[01:34] <G> departed was good
[01:34] <Castellan> I will not watch Borat or The Departed
[01:34] <G> i will watch babel
[01:34] <Castellan> on account of Shake being a pale flabfag
[01:34] * Lemurs is now known as Douchebag
[01:34] <G> to see why they wanted it to win
[01:34] <Douchebag> I liked The Departed when it was called
[01:34] <Willco> hahah
[01:34] <Douchebag> INFERNAL AFFAIRS
[01:34] <Douchebag> AM I RITE
[01:34] <G> Borat was shit
[01:34] <Willco> O SNAP
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 01:59:49 AM
I don't think you even posted in that thread...

Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165)

Yeah, you're an idiot.


And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.

No, shake, I don't get "gratitude" from hating on popular things.  I don't even think you know what gratitude means.  I just have no desire to see a movie that a know-nothing teenager has hyped non-stop, especially when the rest of his taste is questionable.  It's only now that I am interested in seeing Borat.

Either way, I didn't ask to get dragged into this.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: cloudwalking on February 26, 2007, 02:00:42 AM
[01:33] <G> babel, blood diamond, or pans labyrinth?
[01:34] <Willco> The Departed lol am i rite
[01:34] <G> departed was good
[01:34] <Castellan> I will not watch Borat or The Departed
[01:34] <G> i will watch babel
[01:34] <Castellan> on account of Shake being a pale flabfag
[01:34] * Lemurs is now known as Douchebag
[01:34] <G> to see why they wanted it to win
[01:34] <Douchebag> I liked The Departed when it was called
[01:34] <Willco> hahah
[01:34] <Douchebag> INFERNAL AFFAIRS
[01:34] <Douchebag> AM I RITE
[01:34] <G> Borat was shit
[01:34] <Willco> O SNAP


scandalous
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 02:00:53 AM

And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.

3 educated duders versus 1 DUMB TEEN

oh yeah

oh yeah
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 02:01:33 AM
You think I care that you don't see TD or Borat? I couldn't give two shits, guys. OMG SOME POSTERS ON TEH INTERWEBS WON'T SEE DEPARTED :santocry

It's pretty sad that you have to keep yourself from watching something just because of some "little teenager" on the internet. As for me, I couldn't give two shits WHAT you do with yourselves; you could jump off a bridge for all I care.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 02:02:26 AM
I just have no desire to see a movie that a know-nothing teenager has hyped non-stop, especially when the rest of his taste is questionable.

(http://homepage.mac.com/dtnelson/iblog/C531572587/E20060320230621/Media/VW.png)

OH SNAP!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 02:02:54 AM
You think I care that you don't see TD or Borat? I couldn't give two shits, guys. OMG SOME POSTERS ON TEH INTERWEBS WON'T SEE DEPARTED :santocry

It's pretty sad that you have to keep yourself from watching something just because of some "little teenager" on the internet. As for me, I couldn't give two shits WHAT you do with yourselves; you could jump off a bridge for all I care.

I AM FEELING TEH GRATITUDE!  GRATITUDE!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 02:02:59 AM
:santocry


People don't agree with me on the internet!!!!11


:santocry
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: bagofeyes on February 26, 2007, 02:03:07 AM
I've seen The Departed, and I'm totally awesome.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 02:03:42 AM
:santocry


People don't agree with me on the internet!!!!11


:santocry

GRATITUDETON!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 02:03:50 AM
Everybody pointed out your ignorance, dude. EVERYBODY. ::)
So you care what other people said?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged?

Think before you answer that.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM
Quote from: am nintenho
So you care what other people said?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged?

Think before you answer that.

Uh... you're the one who brought up the fact that people cared about your opinions more than mine. Reading is fundamental, jackass. ::)
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 02:05:53 AM
BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 02:06:17 AM
BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER

 :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 02:07:11 AM
Fuck it, I'm done with this. The Departed won four "pity" oscars, and Raimi won ZERO.

Off to bed.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: TVC15 on February 26, 2007, 02:07:17 AM
BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER

I am feeling gratitude.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: brawndolicious on February 26, 2007, 02:07:40 AM
They don't give a FUCK, that's what I like.  They hate you so much that they won't watch a movie because of you.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:08:04 AM
this thread is hilarious.  I give it three cheerful Japanese junior high students.  :hehe :hehe :hehe

Raimi makes entertainment, not Oscar-variety movies, so the fact that he hasn't won any means nothing.  It's like saying John McTiernan hasn't won an Oscar.  He directed Die Hard and Predator, he still kicks ass anyway.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 02:08:54 AM
Fuck it, I'm done with this. The Departed won four "pity" oscars, and Raimi won ZERO.

Off to bed.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: bagofeyes on February 26, 2007, 02:09:01 AM
I love seeing people allign themselves with movies or directors, like 'Marty won, yes! That means I'm also a winner!'
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 02:09:41 AM
who's gonna give Shake his pity Oscar?
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: cloudwalking on February 26, 2007, 02:10:16 AM
why do people even care? god, the oscars are dull. award shows are about as endearing as watching paint dry.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:10:50 AM
I love seeing people allign themselves with movies or directors, like 'Marty won, yes! That means I'm also a winner!'

A WINNER IS YOU.

I need to see The Departed just so I can get on the "I LIKED THE DEPARTED WHEN IT WAS CALLED INFERNAL AFFAIRS U GUYS" train.  :sp0rsk1
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 02:11:34 AM
Hop on board, Ichirou!  There is plenty of room for one more.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: bagofeyes on February 26, 2007, 02:13:29 AM
 :sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1


spoiler (click to show/hide)
:sp0rsk1
[close]
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: cloudwalking on February 26, 2007, 02:14:07 AM
:elf :elf
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:24:43 AM
The problem is, with the way Shake and Solo creamed themselves over this movie, there's no way I'm going to like it unless it's an absolute fucking masterpiece.  I still want to see it, though... :T
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 02:26:07 AM
The problem is, with the way Shake and Solo creamed themselves over this movie, there's no way I'm going to like it unless it's an absolute fucking masterpiece.  I still want to see it, though... :T

Believe in Solo!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:29:36 AM
Solo only saw 15 movies last year! :(

I dunno, The Departed can't be any worse than Little Miss Sunshine, which was just a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation, right down to the grandparent dying and having to be hauled around in the car.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Yeti on February 26, 2007, 03:06:08 AM
I am bored by awards shows, but this thread was hilarious.  :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2007, 03:31:56 AM
Hey what do you know, Willco's acting like a bitch. Why are you willing to act so naive and stupid just to troll someone? :lol

And I just watched Little Miss Sunshine. It's a good comedy, but doesn't come close to The Departed. I doubt it's better than Babel either
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 09:36:08 AM
I have a feeling the academy in a few years will give Lucas his pity oscar for his WWII tuskegee movie he is doing after Indy even if it is meh because WWII+racism+career oscar=WINNER               
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 09:52:50 AM
Ok, time to chime in. First of all, I thought that was the best show overall they've put on in YEARS. I really enjoyed it thoroughly. Second, Infernal Affairs is Chinese, not Japanese, lolz. Third, the Morricone tribute was so unexpected and fuckawesome. The only thing missing was a Leone tribute. Finally, it was great to see Marty get his 30 year overdue Oscar. I dont think this was the film he deserved it for (see my GAF thread), and it definately wasnt his best directorial effort, but still, no one was more in need of an Oscar than Marty. Loved the ovation. Best Picture was a bit shocking to me.

Also, I love how only going to the theatres 15 times or so last year is a sign of being a bad film lover according to Oogami.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY @ THE OSCARS, WATCH AS DARK SHAKE CHEERS :(
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 09:58:13 AM
Also, I love how only going to the theatres 15 times or so last year is a sign of being a bad film lover according to Oogami.

It is. :(
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 10:12:39 AM
I fail to see how going to see Ghost Rider, The Hitcher, or Because I Said So would make me a better movie goer. Its more a reflection on today's mainstream efforts that not much will get me out.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 10:16:05 AM
I fail to see how going to see Ghost Rider, The Hitcher, or Because I Said So would make me a better movie goer. Its more a reflection on today's mainstream efforts that not much will get me out.

Right now, stuff like Bridge to Terabithia, Blood Diamond, Dreamgirls, Letters from Iwo Jima, Notes on a Scandal, Pan's Labyrinth, Smokin' Aces, The Pursuit of Happiness, and Volver are playing in theaters back home.  I want to see all of those, but for you, that would be almost a year's worth of theatrical viewings. :/

Edit: Not to mention Perfume, Fast Food Nation, Black Book, The History Boys, and Miss Potter.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 10:32:51 AM
The Departed was an excellent film and deserved the Oscar, as did Scorsese. To say otherwise is just ignorant and lame.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 10:37:14 AM
No, to say otherwise is the TRUTH. Pity win total!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 10:40:21 AM
What makes you the leading expert on what a good film is? You like Spiderman for christ sake!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 10:46:27 AM
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mssmojorising/slide_72254_oscarsmaguire.jpg)
This is Tobey's fiance?!  :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 11:00:59 AM
Damn straight.  He's a pimp - that Ron Meyer's daughter, one of the head honchos as Universal Studios.  And she makes her own jewelry.  Best trophy wife ever!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 11:03:25 AM
John Travolta's wife is hotter, so is Kevin Bacon's

even Tom Cruise  :rofl
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2007, 11:04:04 AM
I like The Departed, New England ftw :-*
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 11:07:50 AM
John Travolta's wife is hotter, so is Kevin Bacon's

even Tom Cruise  :rofl

Do any of their wives have a father that runs one of the largest studios in Hollywood?  Nope!  Maguire probably uses his fiance's jewerly for his many, many mistresses.  That's how pimp he is.

Also, Travolta and Cruise are gay - what the hell.  Bad comparison.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 11:08:36 AM
That's not the definition of Trophy wife! Trophy wife is just a hot wife! not a successful one.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
Trophy wife doesn't have to mean attractive at all.  She's the best trophy wife of all, because she ensures that he will always find work in Hollywood, and have cash flow.  That's pimp smooth, baby.

Back on topic, I cannot believe BlueTsunami endorses the pity Oscar.  Oh well, at least it's for a better reason - New England! :lol
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 11:13:12 AM
Stop trying to make yourself feel better about your relationship and your more successful girlfriend!
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 11:14:09 AM
Hey, we all know I'm the trophy boyfriend in our relationship.
Title: Re: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES
Post by: whiteACID on February 26, 2007, 11:18:02 AM
Hey, we all know I'm the trophy boyfriend in our relationship.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on February 26, 2007, 11:22:33 AM
I am so using that line  :-*
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 01:27:26 PM
The Departed was an excellent film and deserved the Oscar, as did Scorsese. To say otherwise is just ignorant and lame.

:-*
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 03:26:49 PM
I fail to see how going to see Ghost Rider, The Hitcher, or Because I Said So would make me a better movie goer. Its more a reflection on today's mainstream efforts that not much will get me out.

Right now, stuff like Bridge to Terabithia, Blood Diamond, Dreamgirls, Letters from Iwo Jima, Notes on a Scandal, Pan's Labyrinth, Smokin' Aces, The Pursuit of Happiness, and Volver  are playing in theaters back home.  I want to see all of those, but for you, that would be almost a year's worth of theatrical viewings. :/

Seen the red.
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Post by: Bloodwake on February 26, 2007, 03:28:15 PM
This forum sucks sometimes.

The Departed won, and deservedly.

Scorsese won, and deservedly.

Shut the fuck up.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:28:50 PM
This forum sucks sometimes.

The Departed won, and deservedly.

Scorsese won, and deservedly.

Shut the fuck up.

:bow
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:29:30 PM
Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 03:35:29 PM
None of those films, save for Unforgiven, are as good as his Leone films.  I'd rank 'em:

1. THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY
2. A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
3. UNFORGIVEN
4. FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:36:29 PM
I still need to see Unforgiven. :-\
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 03:37:05 PM
I think Unforgiven might be my favorite Western; it's a tossup between it and TGtBatU. Bill Munny versus Tuco as the best character in a Western ever -- it's a tough call!
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:37:42 PM
of course none are, other than unforgiven. Just curious what the thoughts are on his post-leone westerns.


AND WTF SHAKEY? No unforgiven?  :o
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 03:37:51 PM
Tuco is always the best.  I love Tuco.  I am going to grow up to be just like him!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:38:24 PM
Tuco was Jewish?
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:39:06 PM
I wonder how Unforgiven would have been if he played the man with no name and not bill munny.
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 03:39:25 PM
Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...

None of them should ever be mentioned in comparison to Leone's, lets leave it at that. Eastwood, while a competent filmmaker, is leagues behind Leone.
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Post by: Bloodwake on February 26, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
I still need to see Unforgiven. :-\

yeah, me too :(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 26, 2007, 03:40:32 PM
Tuco was Jewish?

Well... Tuco would do anything for money! So... maybe.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:40:39 PM
Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...

None of them should ever be mentioned in comparison to Leone's, lets leave it at that. Eastwood, while a competent filmmaker, is leagues behind Leone.

:bow
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:40:58 PM
Solo I always wondered, you being a huge fan of the dollars trilogy how do you rank/rate the eastwood westerns that eastwood himself directed after the "trilogy" films? Like Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, etc...

None of them should ever be mentioned in comparison to Leone's, lets leave it at that. Eastwood, while a competent filmmaker, is leagues behind Leone.
No need to compare, I am just curious what you think of them.

And Unforgiven is on the same scale(barely) as Leone. It's the only one however.


Shake you can't agree with that untill you seen Unforgiven. MANY people put it alongside TGTBATU
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 03:41:21 PM
Speaking about this whole Marty debacle, its almost a comedy of errors. If he makes Silence next, according to what Ive heard about the project, it could easily be the best film Marty ever makes, yet its precisely the sort of film the Academy will totally ignore him for.

Unforgiven is NOT on the scale of ANY Leone, save for maybe Fistful Of Dynamite, which is by far the weakest Leone.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:42:30 PM
Since when have the oscars not been totally bogus?
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:43:01 PM
Speaking about this whole Marty debacle, its almost a comedy of errors. If he makes Silence next, according to what Ive heard about the project, it could easily be the best film Marty ever makes, yet its precisely the sort of film the Academy will totally ignore him for.
Winning best picture for departed may lead him to do the departed sequel next.

Personally I want to see his Teddy film before Silence. I also hear rumblings recently he is considering doing a family friendly movie next.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 03:43:25 PM
Unforgiven has MUCH better pacing than the Leone films. What Unforgiven lacks in Leone's deliberately rough edges and heavy atmosphere, it makes up for with tighter pacing and vastly better dialogue. I agree that Leone is a better director when it comes to overall cinematography; however, Eastwood's a little less egotistical when it comes to the cutting room and that gives Unforgiven a serious boost.
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Post by: Bloodwake on February 26, 2007, 03:46:49 PM
Since when have the oscars not been totally bogus?

QFT.

Seriously. I'm just glad when movies I like win. Most of the time, the awards are full of shit.

Crash won last year, Departed won this year. That's unprecedented... the Oscars got it right out of the films nominated for two years in a row. Awesome.
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 03:47:00 PM
Speaking about this whole Marty debacle, its almost a comedy of errors. If he makes Silence next, according to what Ive heard about the project, it could easily be the best film Marty ever makes, yet its precisely the sort of film the Academy will totally ignore him for.
Winning best picture for departed may lead him to do the departed sequel next.

Personally I want to see his Teddy film before Silence. I also hear rumblings recently he is considering doing a family friendly movie next.

I guarantee you that The Departed never sees a sequel. At least one by Scorsese. He'll do either Silence or Teddy nexy. Since its more studio-friendly, and Marty seems to want to keep on working with Leo, my bets are on Teddy in 2008.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:48:42 PM
Since when have the oscars not been totally bogus?

QFT.

Seriously. I'm just glad when movies I like win. Most of the time, the awards are full of shit.

Crash won last year, Departed won this year. That's unprecedented... the Oscars got it right out of the films nominated for two years in a row. Awesome.

Nay. Good Night and Good Luck was the best film nominated last year. :-\
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 03:49:35 PM
Good Night and Good Luck was poorly edited, mediocre filmmaking at its most overrated.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 03:50:44 PM
yeah, Good Night and Good Luck was a fuckin' draaaaaaaaaaaaag. I hate McCarthy as much as the next posturing pseudo-libertarian, but SNOOOOOOOOOZE

Crash was downright AWFUL, though. Manipulative, shallow garbage.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:51:10 PM
if its teddy next it might lead to leo getting a oscar for marty film. Putting on a ton of weigt for a biopic like that = oscar gold


Shake you re-earned my love. Good Night  and Good Luck was very good
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 03:53:34 PM
I dont know if Leo is really the type to pull a De Niro. He'd be more apt to wear a fat suit + prosthetics. Hell, De Niro didnt even have to do that, but the crazy bugger wanted to, Mr. Method.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:54:21 PM
I said of the films NOMINATED. Imo, none were very good, but at least GNaGL had some fucking soul.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 03:54:46 PM
I dont know if Leo is really the type to pull a De Niro. He'd be more apt to wear a fat suit + prosthetics. Hell, De Niro didnt even have to do that, but the crazy bugger wanted to, Mr. Method.
Marty is the man, he'll demand the real thing.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 03:55:28 PM
Good Night and Good Luck was just all over the place.  The spend way too much screen time dissecting characters who aren't even relevant.  What the hell was with that horrible sidestory involving Robert Downey Jr. and his hagbag hiding their marriage, when nobody cared - all the while taking away valuable screen time from David Strathairn's portrayal of Edward R. Murrow.  The focal point should've been Murrow, but you never see him outside of work, nor do you see how the whole McCarthy showdown impacted his life.

It was like a highly stylized social studies film for kids, but with enough smoking cigarettes to give the Marlboro Man a woody.
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 03:55:44 PM
I dont know if Leo is really the type to pull a De Niro. He'd be more apt to wear a fat suit + prosthetics. Hell, De Niro didnt even have to do that, but the crazy bugger wanted to, Mr. Method.
Marty is the man, he'll demand the real thing.

Er, no. He was the one telling De Niro to just wear a fat suit, lolz.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 03:57:07 PM
Name one film that was better than GNaGL of the nominated bunch.
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 04:00:13 PM
All 5 noms last year were bad-to-mediocre.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:01:17 PM
All 5 noms last year were bad-to-mediocre.

But which was the best?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:01:22 PM
List the nominees; I'll give you a Drinky-certified (tm) objective ranking.
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 04:01:50 PM
All 5 noms last year were bad-to-mediocre.

But which was the best?

Lady Vengeance.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:02:27 PM
No, the best BEST PICTURE nominees? Quit dodging the question, commie.

For Drinky:

Brokeback Mountain

Crash

Good Night and Good Luck


I can't remember the rest. :/
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 04:03:07 PM
None were great, but Munich was definitely better than Good Night and Good Luck.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:03:51 PM
Wait, was Capote a Best Picture nominee? Scratch my previous vote, Capote was pretty damn good.
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 04:04:20 PM
Munich out of the nominees, but even that movie didnt work for me.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 04:04:32 PM
List the nominees; I'll give you a Drinky-certified (tm) objective ranking.
Good Night and Good Luck
Brokeback Mountain
Crash
Munich
Capote
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:05:11 PM
Munich? Nah. Now THAT was preachy Spielberg at his worst. I'd take Good Night over it -- it was simply boring, whereas Munich was almost insultingly sanctimonious. Go film Jurassic Park 5, bitch!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:05:34 PM
Capote > Good Night and Good Luck > Munich > Crash >>>>> Brokeback Mountain
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 04:05:46 PM
We're on Jurassic Park 4, sir.  FOUR!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
Yeah, Munich was the definition of mediocre oscar trash.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:06:35 PM
oooh, Capote, definitely. PSH :heart

Capote
Good Night and Good Luck
Munich
Brokeback Mountain
Crash

In that order. Yes, I hated Crash so much I rated it lower than a movie based on an Annie Proulx novel. Mandark will testify: that's something.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 04:06:49 PM
Brokeback Mountain was robbed lol am i rite
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:07:24 PM
Brokeback Mountain may be the worst, most overrated film I have watched in the last few years.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:08:09 PM
Capote > Good Night and Good Luck > Munich > Crash >>>>> Brokeback Mountain

fuck, my rankings are almost on parity with Shake's. Suicide is my only friend! :'(
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 04:08:35 PM
Brokeback Mountain was robbed lol am i rite
Brokeback sucked worse than Crash. Better of the two evils.


Much rather seen Munich when just because its Spielberg or Good Night and Good Luck cause I liked it. I am biased though I tend to like any drama's that are about politics. I even liked Nixon by Oliver Stone.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:09:23 PM
Capote > Good Night and Good Luck > Munich > Crash >>>>> Brokeback Mountain

fuck, my rankings are almost on parity with Shake's. Suicide is my only friend! :'(

Dude, I'll totally load the gun for you. :heart
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:09:49 PM
Nah, BBM at least had good acting. Take away the sobby gay cowboy shit and you're still left with competent acting and middling cinematography. Crash didn't even have that.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:11:22 PM
At least I'll die never having seen The Departed or Borat, which I consider moral victories certain to ensure nasty dumpster sex with 40 virgins in the heaven of my choice :hyper
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:12:04 PM
Competetant acting? Dude, Brokeback had saturday morning telenovella acting at best. And Crash was shot much better than Brokeback. I'd rather watch interesting use of light and a handful of complex shots than static images of horses hopping around for five minutes.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 04:12:18 PM
 :angel
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 04:13:02 PM
Nah, BBM at least had good acting. Take away the sobby gay cowboy shit and you're still left with competent acting and middling cinematography. Crash didn't even have that.
Crash had decent acting, Crash's problem wasn't the acting. Brokeback had BAAAD acting. "I CANT QUIT YOU" is star wars prequel worthy.
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Post by: Robo on February 26, 2007, 04:13:57 PM
The nominations for the past 6 years have been mostly mediocre-to-bad.  This year had probably the best lot of them.

2000:
Gladiator
Chocolat
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Erin Brockovich
Traffic

2001:
A Beautiful Mind
Gosford Park
In the Bedroom
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Moulin Rouge!

2002:
Chicago
Gangs of New York
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Pianist

2003:
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Lost in Translation
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Mystic River
Seabiscuit
 
2004:
Million Dollar Baby
The Aviator
Finding Neverland
Ray
Sideways

2005
Crash
Brokeback Mountain
Capote
Good Night, and Good Luck
Munich

2006:
The Departed
Babel
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
The Queen
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Post by: Solo on February 26, 2007, 04:15:04 PM
Crash's problem is that it was much better when it was Short Cuts or Magnolia.
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Post by: Robo on February 26, 2007, 04:16:26 PM
Crash's problem is that it was much better when it was Short Cuts or Magnolia.

 :heartbeat
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:17:32 PM
Crash's problem is that it was much better when it was Short Cuts or Magnolia.

And didn't make every character a symbol of racism and oppression.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 26, 2007, 04:20:21 PM
you bitches are moaning about DIALOGUE, not ACTING. Any dialogue that comes from an Annie Proulx novel, even second-hand, is gonna make your gut spasm. BBM had good blocking, delivery, articulation, and body language -- sure, Crash's two-dimensional acting may have suited its 2D vignette characters, but don't confuse the delivery of Haggis-penned bombast with good acting anymore than you might confuse Proulx' miserable lines with the bad variety.
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 04:21:07 PM
Heath Ledger's best movie is the vastly under-rated "A Knight's Tale" so fuck Brokeback Mountain
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 04:21:22 PM
No, the delivery of those lines sucked too. ;)
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Post by: Bloodwake on February 26, 2007, 04:22:05 PM
For me, personally:

Crash
Good Night and Good Luck (though I will admit I need to rewatch both, they were both decent,and I loved GNaGL on first viewing)
Capote
Brokeback Mountain
Munich.

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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2007, 08:05:30 PM
I really want to see Crash, Munich, and Good Night Good Luck.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 26, 2007, 08:22:25 PM
Good Night and Good Luck  :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

Awesome awesome movie.  Great style, great execution.  Love that story, as a journalist and a movie lover.

EDIT:  Just saw the hate for this movie a page back.  :(

Lol, what movies DO you poopdicks like?
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Post by: Cheebs on February 26, 2007, 08:47:02 PM
I really want to see Crash, Munich, and Good Night Good Luck.
I think you'd like crash, it seems like your type of movie
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 26, 2007, 08:47:43 PM
Quote
Was Eddie Murphy pissed because of last night's loss for Best Supporting Actor in Dreamgirls? A couple media folks who were at last night's Oscars say Eddie looked a bit heated when he lost and definitely got up and left the show after his category was announced. Damn Eddie. Maybe it wasn't a good idea to release Norbit ads during Oscar voting time like your producers advised you not to. Oh well...
http://blogs.sohh.com/ya_heard/2007/02/and_the_academy.html

Is this true? :lol
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Post by: Bacon on February 26, 2007, 08:54:59 PM
(http://members.aol.com/narbosa/stare.gif)

:lol
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
:rofl
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 26, 2007, 09:01:01 PM
(http://members.aol.com/narbosa/stare.gif)

:lol

 :lol
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 09:02:23 PM
Even Tobey hates Duncest. :rofl
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Post by: Bacon on February 26, 2007, 09:03:47 PM
She is such a hotty.

(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/8124/kirstendunstacademyawarbe7.jpg)
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 26, 2007, 09:05:35 PM
The topless pics left sooooo much to be desired. :-\
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Post by: max_cool on February 26, 2007, 09:26:58 PM
Heath Ledger's best movie is the vastly under-rated "A Knight's Tale" so fuck Brokeback Mountain

 :heart
No one understands why I like that movie, not even myself, yet I do.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on February 26, 2007, 09:31:28 PM
(http://members.aol.com/narbosa/stare.gif)

:lol

Hoooooly shit :lol

Is there trouble on the Spidey set?
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Post by: Mupepe on February 26, 2007, 09:59:49 PM
The topless pics left sooooo much to be desired. :-\
what topless pics?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on February 27, 2007, 12:57:51 AM
Gimme Shelter




a song that mentions Lennon
A song by Lennon

Picture of the year

now they're talking about Lennon