Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14737 times)

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #180 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:32:46 AM »

How was it "rigged"? Marty was the best director of the bunch, everybody knew it. Like you're gonna see Greengrass or anyone else pouting that they lost to a master.

You're such a sad, lonely fellow, Willco.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #181 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:34:07 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:32:46 AM

You're such a sad, lonely fellow, Willco.

irony right there.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #182 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:35:16 AM »

I'm quite happy, and on plenty of occasions amongst friends.

How are things down at BK, nintenho? Did you take my advice about taking a shower before approaching people?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #183 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:35:35 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake

How was it "rigged"?

See below:

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 26, 2007, 01:32:37 AM

+1. Does anyone need any further proof that the whole "No one knows the winners until the envelope is opened" line is BS now?

You can't explain it, Shake... because you got NOTHIN'. It was rigged and it was a pity Oscar.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #184 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:37:45 AM »

Whatever you say, Willco.

Bitch all you want, Marty finally got his oscar while your boy Raimi has a downgraded series and an empty trophy case at home.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #185 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:37:59 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:35:16 AM

I'm quite happy, and on plenty of occasions amongst friends.

Well you have to suck dick.

Not Marty dick, but you'd try.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #186 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:38:44 AM »

BEST PITY OSCAR GOES TO...

... THE DEPARTED!!!

<Lucas> Now all I need is my pity Oscar, am i rite guys
<Coppola> lolz
<Spielberg> lolz
<Scorcese> stfu

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #187 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:39:29 AM »

:santocry :santocry :santocry

This must be pretty hard on you, being wrong for the nth time and all.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #188 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:41:01 AM »

The only win that the Departed didn't deserve was Editing. CoM was gyped.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #189 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:41:08 AM »

I was wrong. Wrong to have faith that the Oscars are not supposed to be known by anyone save for the two dudes that stuff the envelopes, but unfortunately they are rigged to hand out pity Oscars.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #190 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:41:28 AM »

You're not right, you didn't win an oscar you jack off, making fun of you isn't funny anymore.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #191 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:42:37 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 26, 2007, 01:41:28 AM

You're not right, you didn't win an oscar you jack off, making fun of you isn't funny anymore.

Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #192 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:43:20 AM »

Don't insult your trusted ally, Shake. He was the only one that thought The Departed legimately deserved its pity Oscar!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #193 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:45:10 AM »

On this forum, you mean. Practically the rest of the moviegoing public was behind Marty all the way, and so were the hollywood heavyweights -- hence the STANDING OVATION he was given in the middle of his speech.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #194 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:45:26 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:42:37 AM

Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.

Either way you suck dick.

And at least by making a departed hate thread and saying it had terrible flaws and telling them to watch the movie to see for themselves (cause you know, I care that "people" are assing around thinking that this is a good movie), I got people closer to watching this movie then you did.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #195 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:45:44 AM »

STEVE NASH WAS ROBBED

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #196 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:45:48 AM »

He got a standing ovation out of pity! He had been robbed for legitimate Oscar winners and they were PITYING HIM.

Pityfest 2007.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #197 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:46:34 AM »

THE DEPARTED, WINNER OF 3 PITY ACADEMY AWARDS

Put that on the cover, please.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #198 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:47:18 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 26, 2007, 01:45:26 AM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:42:37 AM
Why are you still posting in this thread? Your views on films are about as worthwhile as PD's on a really bad day.
Either way you suck dick.

And at least by making a departed hate thread and saying it had terrible flaws and telling them to watch the movie to see for themselves (cause you know, I care that "people" are assing around thinking that this is a good movie), I got people closer to watching this movie then you did.

Uh no, you didn't. We were all just laughing at you, especially that "isnt Marky Mark Matt Damon?" line.

You're a moron. And quit reusing the same lame "u suk dick" joke every goddamned post.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #199 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:49:03 AM »

<Castellan> as TVC said, Shake's Departed pimping made me never want to watch it

THE MORE YOU PIMP THE PITY OSCAR, THE MORE PEOPLE TURN THEIR BACKS ON YOU

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #200 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:49:53 AM »

Wow, I really care that a bunch of stuckup feggits on the internet didn't watch a film I liked. Guess what, I don't play the games you recommend, I AM TEH REBEL.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #201 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:52:27 AM »

I don't think you even posted in that thread, my idea was that instead of saying a summary, make people watch it but not go in with such high expectations which is a FAR better idea then act like a remake with differently-written characters that is basically only to get a best directer oscar is going to be worth really watching.

Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #202 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:52:54 AM »

you do care!

TVC15 · « **Reply #203 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:53:12 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:49:53 AM

Wow, I really care that a bunch of stuckup feggits on the internet didn't watch a film I liked. Guess what, I don't play the games you recommend, I AM TEH REBEL.

Wow, I'm a stuckup taco now? BAN THIS FILTH

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #204 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:56:27 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 26, 2007, 01:52:27 AM

I don't think you even posted in that thread...

Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165

Yeah, you're an idiot.

And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #205 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:58:27 AM »

Yeah nobody laughed with you, I can't even follow-up that.

See what I mean?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #206 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:59:03 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 26, 2007, 01:58:27 AM

Yeah nobody laughed with you, I can't even follow-up that.

See what I mean?

Everybody pointed out your ignorance, dude. EVERYBODY.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #207 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:59:20 AM »

[01:33] <G> babel, blood diamond, or pans labyrinth?
[01:34] <Willco> The Departed lol am i rite
[01:34] <G> departed was good
[01:34] <Castellan> I will not watch Borat or The Departed
[01:34] <G> i will watch babel
[01:34] <Castellan> on account of Shake being a pale flabfag
[01:34] * Lemurs is now known as Douchebag
[01:34] <G> to see why they wanted it to win
[01:34] <Douchebag> I liked The Departed when it was called
[01:34] <Willco> hahah
[01:34] <Douchebag> INFERNAL AFFAIRS
[01:34] <Douchebag> AM I RITE
[01:34] <G> Borat was shit
[01:34] <Willco> O SNAP

TVC15 · « **Reply #208 on:** February 26, 2007, 01:59:49 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:56:27 AM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 26, 2007, 01:52:27 AM
I don't think you even posted in that thread...

Oh and shut the fuck up about insulting anybody with taco, nobody cares how self-loathing you are.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=3942.msg95165#msg95165

Yeah, you're an idiot.

And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.

No, shake, I don't get "gratitude" from hating on popular things. I don't even think you know what gratitude means. I just have no desire to see a movie that a know-nothing teenager has hyped non-stop, especially when the rest of his taste is questionable. It's only now that I am interested in seeing Borat.

Either way, I didn't ask to get dragged into this.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #209 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:00:42 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 26, 2007, 01:59:20 AM

[01:33] <G> babel, blood diamond, or pans labyrinth?
[01:34] <Willco> The Departed lol am i rite
[01:34] <G> departed was good
[01:34] <Castellan> I will not watch Borat or The Departed
[01:34] <G> i will watch babel
[01:34] <Castellan> on account of Shake being a pale flabfag
[01:34] * Lemurs is now known as Douchebag
[01:34] <G> to see why they wanted it to win
[01:34] <Douchebag> I liked The Departed when it was called
[01:34] <Willco> hahah
[01:34] <Douchebag> INFERNAL AFFAIRS
[01:34] <Douchebag> AM I RITE
[01:34] <G> Borat was shit
[01:34] <Willco> O SNAP

scandalous

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #210 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:00:53 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:56:27 AM

And yes, Willco, Drinky, and TVC -- you guys are stuckup feggits, which is what I've been saying for a very long time. You get a weird sense of gratitude by hating on respected things, and then rally up to defend your lame trolls.

3 educated duders versus 1 DUMB TEEN

oh yeah

oh yeah

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #211 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:01:33 AM »

You think I care that you don't see TD or Borat? I couldn't give two shits, guys. OMG SOME POSTERS ON TEH INTERWEBS WON'T SEE DEPARTED :santocry

It's pretty sad that you have to keep yourself from watching something just because of some "little teenager" on the internet. As for me, I couldn't give two shits WHAT you do with yourselves; you could jump off a bridge for all I care.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #212 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:02:26 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 26, 2007, 01:59:49 AM

I just have no desire to see a movie that a know-nothing teenager has hyped non-stop, especially when the rest of his taste is questionable.

OH SNAP!

TVC15 · « **Reply #213 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:02:54 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 02:01:33 AM

You think I care that you don't see TD or Borat? I couldn't give two shits, guys. OMG SOME POSTERS ON TEH INTERWEBS WON'T SEE DEPARTED :santocry

It's pretty sad that you have to keep yourself from watching something just because of some "little teenager" on the internet. As for me, I couldn't give two shits WHAT you do with yourselves; you could jump off a bridge for all I care.

I AM FEELING TEH GRATITUDE! GRATITUDE!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #214 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:02:59 AM »

:santocry

People don't agree with me on the internet!!!!11

:santocry

bagofeyes · « **Reply #215 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:03:07 AM »

I've seen The Departed, and I'm totally awesome.

TVC15 · « **Reply #216 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:03:42 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 02:02:59 AM

:santocry

People don't agree with me on the internet!!!!11

:santocry

GRATITUDETON!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #217 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:03:50 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 01:59:03 AM

Everybody pointed out your ignorance, dude. EVERYBODY.

So you care what other people said?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged?

Think before you answer that.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #218 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:04:40 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho

So you care what other people said?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged?

Think before you answer that.

Uh... you're the one who brought up the fact that people cared about your opinions more than mine. Reading is fundamental, jackass.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #219 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:05:53 AM »

BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #220 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:06:17 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 26, 2007, 02:05:53 AM

BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #221 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:07:11 AM »

Fuck it, I'm done with this. The Departed won four "pity" oscars, and Raimi won ZERO.

Off to bed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #222 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:07:17 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 26, 2007, 02:05:53 AM

BEST OSCAR THREAD EVER

I am feeling gratitude.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #223 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:07:40 AM »

They don't give a FUCK, that's what I like. They hate you so much that they won't watch a movie because of you.

Ichirou · « **Reply #224 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:08:04 AM »

this thread is hilarious. I give it three cheerful Japanese junior high students. :hehe :hehe :hehe

Raimi makes entertainment, not Oscar-variety movies, so the fact that he hasn't won any means nothing. It's like saying John McTiernan hasn't won an Oscar. He directed Die Hard and Predator, he still kicks ass anyway.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #225 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:08:54 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on February 26, 2007, 02:07:11 AM

Fuck it, I'm done with this. The Departed won four "pity" oscars, and Raimi won ZERO.

Off to bed.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #226 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:09:01 AM »

I love seeing people allign themselves with movies or directors, like 'Marty won, yes! That means I'm also a winner!'

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #227 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:09:41 AM »

who's gonna give Shake his pity Oscar?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #228 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:10:16 AM »

why do people even care? god, the oscars are dull. award shows are about as endearing as watching paint dry.

Ichirou · « **Reply #229 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:10:50 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 26, 2007, 02:09:01 AM

I love seeing people allign themselves with movies or directors, like 'Marty won, yes! That means I'm also a winner!'

A WINNER IS YOU.

I need to see The Departed just so I can get on the "I LIKED THE DEPARTED WHEN IT WAS CALLED INFERNAL AFFAIRS U GUYS" train. :sp0rsk1

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #230 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:11:34 AM »

Hop on board, Ichirou! There is plenty of room for one more.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #231 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:13:29 AM »

:sp0rsk1 :sp0rsk1

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:sp0rsk1

[close]

cloudwalking · « **Reply #232 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:14:07 AM »

:elf :elf

Ichirou · « **Reply #233 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:24:43 AM »

The problem is, with the way Shake and Solo creamed themselves over this movie, there's no way I'm going to like it unless it's an absolute fucking masterpiece. I still want to see it, though... :T

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #234 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:26:07 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on February 26, 2007, 02:24:43 AM

The problem is, with the way Shake and Solo creamed themselves over this movie, there's no way I'm going to like it unless it's an absolute fucking masterpiece. I still want to see it, though... :T

Believe in Solo!

Ichirou · « **Reply #235 on:** February 26, 2007, 02:29:36 AM »

Solo only saw 15 movies last year!

I dunno, The Departed can't be any worse than Little Miss Sunshine, which was just a remake of National Lampoon's Vacation, right down to the grandparent dying and having to be hauled around in the car.

Yeti · « **Reply #236 on:** February 26, 2007, 03:06:08 AM »

I am bored by awards shows, but this thread was hilarious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #237 on:** February 26, 2007, 03:31:56 AM »

Hey what do you know, Willco's acting like a bitch. Why are you willing to act so naive and stupid just to troll someone?

And I just watched Little Miss Sunshine. It's a good comedy, but doesn't come close to The Departed. I doubt it's better than Babel either

Cheebs · « **Reply #238 on:** February 26, 2007, 09:36:08 AM »

I have a feeling the academy in a few years will give Lucas his pity oscar for his WWII tuskegee movie he is doing after Indy even if it is meh because WWII+racism+career oscar=WINNER

Solo · « **Reply #239 on:** February 26, 2007, 09:52:50 AM »

Ok, time to chime in. First of all, I thought that was the best show overall they've put on in YEARS. I really enjoyed it thoroughly. Second, Infernal Affairs is Chinese, not Japanese, lolz. Third, the Morricone tribute was so unexpected and fuckawesome. The only thing missing was a Leone tribute. Finally, it was great to see Marty get his 30 year overdue Oscar. I dont think this was the film he deserved it for (see my GAF thread), and it definately wasnt his best directorial effort, but still, no one was more in need of an Oscar than Marty. Loved the ovation. Best Picture was a bit shocking to me.

Also, I love how only going to the theatres 15 times or so last year is a sign of being a bad film lover according to Oogami.

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Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14737 times)