Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14517 times)

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #60 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:29:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:28:20 PM

Another DREAMSGIRLS upset!!!

Marie Antoinette wins! Oscars are turning into upset special!

Great. Sofia Coppola wins an Oscar for that lame excuse of a movie.

(where's that suicide emoticon?)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #61 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:29:59 PM »

Yikes, Tom Cruise presenting lame-o honorary award. These people should get their awards in a broom closet, because I don't give a flying fuck. Let's get to the make or break Marty award.

Robo · « **Reply #62 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:30:48 PM »

Why the hell wasn't Apocalypto up for best costumes?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #63 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:31:28 PM »

They wore loin cloths in that movie!

Robo · « **Reply #64 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:32:20 PM »

Best loin cloths ever, though. And beads!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #65 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:33:24 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 25, 2007, 10:32:20 PM

Best loin cloths ever, though. And beads!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #66 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:35:33 PM »

Steven Spielberg is taking Ellen's picture with Eastwood for her MySpace.

She's giving Spielberg crap.

Beezy · « **Reply #67 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:36:33 PM »

Did...did she just mention youtube? Am I hearing things?

Robo · « **Reply #68 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:37:25 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 10:33:24 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on February 25, 2007, 10:32:20 PM
Best loin cloths ever, though. And beads!

BEES?! ... BEADS?!

what

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #69 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:37:59 PM »

YouTube = cinematographers.

Way to discredit the entire industry, Gwyneth Paltrow.

At any rate, save for the Jack Black/Will Ferrell musical number, the Ellen in the aisle bits and that one Al Gore bit... this award show is really flat. And it feels like it's lost momentum since that Black/Ferrell musical number.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:38:20 PM »

PAN'S WINS AGAIN, TIME FOR SWEEPS

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #71 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:45:09 PM »

I'm fucked. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #72 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:45:41 PM »

Visual effectes goes to...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #73 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:45:57 PM »

... Pirates of the Carribean! Fuck you, Superman!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #74 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:51:05 PM »

I GOT ONE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:53:36 PM »

Clive Owen is 'bout to give out the Foriegn Language Oscar

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #76 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:54:24 PM »

LIVES OF OTHERS WON HOW 'BOUT THAT.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #77 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:57:06 PM »

What a pussy! Dude, get off the stage, nobody cares about your film

"I have to say one more JUST ONE MORE THING ONE MORE THING DAMMIT! KATAYANA I LOVE U!"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #78 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:57:29 PM »

SNAKES ON A PLANE! AT THE OSCARS! EAT IT SHAKE, YOU FUCKER!!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #79 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:58:28 PM »

cajole says "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
I say, what the fuck? Pan is awesome!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #80 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:59:15 PM »

Best Supporting Actress is...

Bacon · « **Reply #81 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:59:28 PM »

Ugh, Dreamgirls.

Mupepe · « **Reply #82 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:59:38 PM »

ugh fuck you jennifer hudson

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #83 on:** February 25, 2007, 10:59:39 PM »

... Jennifer Hudson for DREAMGIRLS!

Fuck you, American Idol!

Beezy · « **Reply #84 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:00:22 PM »

Haha haters.

Mupepe · « **Reply #85 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:00:31 PM »

God I hate Ellen so much.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #86 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:00:42 PM »

She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #87 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:02:24 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 10:57:29 PM

SNAKES ON A PLANE! AT THE OSCARS! EAT IT SHAKE, YOU FUCKER!!!

Should have been nominated for Best Picture. :'(

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #88 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:02:40 PM »

She did not deserve that award after seeing dream girls and sunshine i'm ashamed of the academy.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #89 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:03:12 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:00:42 PM

She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!

She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #90 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:03:41 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:02:24 PM

Should have been nominated for Best Picture. :'(

True 'dat. But the Academy gave it the best nod of all... in shadow pantomime form! It was pretty impressive that they could contort their bodies into the film logo.

Beezy · « **Reply #91 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:04:30 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:03:12 PM

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:00:42 PM
She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!
She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.

HATE HATE HATE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #92 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:05:39 PM »

Beezy is just lookin' out for his peoples.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #93 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:06:01 PM »

I'm not hating i dont think hudson did much acting and didnt much range. Anabel did though.

Beezy · « **Reply #94 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:05:39 PM

Beezy is just lookin' out for his peoples.

You mean OUR people.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #95 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:07:22 PM »

Best Documentary goes to...

... ~~Eva Green's massive tits~~ er, The Blood of something something District (some film nobody watched). Sometimes, I think the Academy just kind of checks off these choices at random.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #96 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:07:29 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 25, 2007, 11:04:30 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on February 25, 2007, 11:03:12 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:00:42 PM
She's black and has an Oscar now. She's going to get family members she didn't know existed now. Haha, get off the stage you Idol washout!
She only won it because she was an American Idol reject. Nobody will remember her in five years time.

HATE HATE HATE

It's the truth. She didn't do any acting in that film. All she did was sing. She was the least deserving.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #97 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:09:18 PM »

Seinfeld taking potshots at himself! Rawk!

Best Documentary Feature up now.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #98 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:10:56 PM »

Seinfeld needs to host, goddammit. He's funnier than Ellen. "... these five depressing movies are."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #99 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:11:43 PM »

Will Al Gore take home the gold, bay-bee?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #100 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:12:09 PM »

Oscar goes to... INCONVENIENT TRUTH! AL GORE WINS AGAIN (including the election, hyuk-hyuk)!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #101 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:09:18 PM

Seinfeld taking potshots at himself! Rawk!

Best Documentary Feature up now.

Please be An Inconvienent Truth. I'm getting killed here...

Bacon · « **Reply #102 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:13:18 PM »

On-stage liberal bjs all around!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #103 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:13:54 PM »

The Academy is ready to vote him for President!

Oh my gawd, where is SOLO? Totally Morricone being played for Eastwood!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #104 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:15:44 PM »

Eastwood is totally fucking up this honorary Oscar for Morricone!

This is so awesome, though. Ennio Morricone rawks! Way to go for the gold!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #105 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:16:27 PM »

MORRICONE! <3

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #106 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:19:00 PM »

BOOYASHAKA!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #107 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:20:07 PM »

Celine Dion is totally fucking up all the awesome Oscar goodness that Morricone brought with this shitty song. What the fuck

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #108 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:22:00 PM »

Seriously, what the fuck does this song have to do with anything? Where is Morricone? Why didn't he get to come on stage or anything? If this song is for him, he should come on stage and punch this Canadian broad right in the uterus.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #109 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:23:39 PM »

MORRICONE!

All hail one of the best composers ever! Give him the gold, Clint. And tell that Canadian bitch to go sink with the Titanic for wrecking his awesome honorary segment.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #110 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:24:26 PM »

He's speaking entirely in Italian with no translator and he's tearing up. It's pretty sad. :'(

Oh, Eastwood is now going to translate.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #111 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:26:37 PM »

Morricone goes out with style and thanks his wife. Take that, Celine Dion, you bitch!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #112 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:32:02 PM »

Best Score goes to...

... BABEL. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #113 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:35:57 PM »

SPIDER-MAN! MARY JANE!

They're presenting best ORIGINAL screenplay (lolz not Departed)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #114 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:38:19 PM »

WINNER IS...

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE! UH OH MARTY!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #115 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:52:46 PM »

John Travolta says he's a woman, wtf.

Best Original Song goes to Dreamgirls, probably. It's only nominated THREE TIMES.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #116 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:53:48 PM »

HOLY CRAP DREAMGIRLS GETS SHAFTED

That is so fucking awesome!

Melissa Etheridge ftw!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #117 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:54:32 PM »

OWNED

Bacon · « **Reply #118 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:55:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 25, 2007, 11:52:46 PM

John Travolta says he's a woman, wtf.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #119 on:** February 25, 2007, 11:55:22 PM »

Oh, I don't watch fagurt movies.

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Author Topic: LIVE! OSCAR BLOG... MARTY FINALLY WINS PITY OSCAR, SHAKE CELEBRATES (Read 14517 times)