THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on March 01, 2007, 05:59:42 PM
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Ed and I were in a spanish class in 8th grade together. One time I got new glasses and they were tinted blue. Some fegs who made cracks at me all the time for fun (because I was a stupid idiot who could only take things seriously back then) asked if a Smurf pissed on my glasses.
Looking back on it, it was fucking hilariuos, but I got mad at him when he did that. Don't know why. Goes to show how much of a PUSSY I was in middle school.
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huh
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taco.
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You seem angry.
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Didn't you hear? A smurf pissed on his glasses. :(
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This story was from when I was in pre-k. Ronald McDonald came to visit us at class. He asked for volunteers and I got picked. I was so fucking psyched because I never got picked for ANYTHING. So anyways the taco asks my name right? I tell him Garrett, and the damn clown says,"You mean, Garrett the farret?!" That goddamn clown made fun of me and made all the other kids to laugh at me. I was tormented, traumitized, and have only resented Ronald McDonald ever since.
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You sound like a total pussy, dude.
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Or maybe you're a taco.
I wanted to punch him in the mouth. >:(
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
I remember when you first told me the story of the clown, I called you Garret the Ferrett for months.
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Or maybe I'm a farret.
:-*
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
I remember when you first told me the story of the clown, I called you Garret the Ferrett for months.
That goddamn clown. :-[
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Or maybe I'm a farret.
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:lol
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This story was from when I was in pre-k. Ronald McDonald came to visit us at class. He asked for volunteers and I got picked. I was so fucking psyched because I never got picked for ANYTHING. So anyways the taco asks my name right? I tell him Garrett, and the damn clown says,"You mean, Garrett the farret?!" That goddamn clown made fun of me and made all the other kids to laugh at me. I was tormented, traumitized, and have only resented Ronald McDonald ever since.
:lol :lol :lol
now thats funny.
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Black people can't wear tinted glasses. That's white people territory.
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Black people can't wear tinted glasses. That's white people territory.
But blue is the best color ever. ???
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Black people can't wear tinted glasses. That's white people territory.
That's a little strong, ain't it? I mean, come on... Himumu's hardly even black.
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Black people can't wear tinted glasses. That's white people territory.
But blue is the best color ever. ???
I know. I have a 40% blue gradient tint to hide the perpetual bags under my eyes. I am also a cigarillo.
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Black people can't wear tinted glasses. That's white people territory.
That's a little strong, ain't it? I mean, come on... Himumu's hardly even black.
HEY
I may be a ferret, but I am negro most definitely. ???
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one time when i was in history class i sat beside this one hot chick and one day when the teacher was talking i was spinning a pencil in my hand and i lost control it flew up into the air so i was looking for it and i saw it was stuck right bewtween the girls legs and this chick has a hot body so im staring bewtween the girls legs for like a minute and it was kinda awkward since i wanted my pencil back and so after a while she looks at me kinda weird and then realizes why i was looking and just sort of laughs and hands me my pencil back
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one time when i was in history class i sat beside this one hot chick and one day when the teacher was talking i was spinning a pencil in my hand and i lost control it flew up into the air so i was looking for it and i saw it was stuck right bewtween the girls legs and this chick has a hot body so im staring bewtween the girls legs for like a minute and it was kinda awkward since i wanted my pencil back and so after a while she looks at me kinda weird and then realizes why i was looking and just sort of laughs and hands me my pencil back
kill yourself.
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one time when i was in history class i sat beside this one hot chick and one day when the teacher was talking i was spinning a pencil in my hand and i lost control it flew up into the air so i was looking for it and i saw it was stuck right bewtween the girls legs and this chick has a hot body so im staring bewtween the girls legs for like a minute and it was kinda awkward since i wanted my pencil back and so after a while she looks at me kinda weird and then realizes why i was looking and just sort of laughs and hands me my pencil back
kill yourself.
let me take a wet dump in your mouth then i will
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you have a choice between wet and dry dumps? huh
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I like orange piss coloured glasses
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What he means by a "wet dump" is trapped semen in his man vagina. He doesn't have a choice at all, he just forgot to clean up last time.