Funny shit that happened at school

[Himu]

Ed and I were in a spanish class in 8th grade together. One time I got new glasses and they were tinted blue. Some fegs who made cracks at me all the time for fun (because I was a stupid idiot who could only take things seriously back then) asked if a Smurf pissed on my glasses.

Looking back on it, it was fucking hilariuos, but I got mad at him when he did that. Don't know why. Goes to show how much of a PUSSY I was in middle school.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

huh

[Himu]

taco.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

You seem angry.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Didn't you hear? A smurf pissed on his glasses.

[Himu]

This story was from when I was in pre-k. Ronald McDonald came to visit us at class. He asked for volunteers and I got picked. I was so fucking psyched because I never got picked for ANYTHING. So anyways the taco asks my name right? I tell him Garrett, and the damn clown says,"You mean, Garrett the farret?!" That goddamn clown made fun of me and made all the other kids to laugh at me. I was tormented, traumitized, and have only resented Ronald McDonald ever since.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

You sound like a total pussy, dude.

[Himu]

Or maybe you're a taco.

I wanted to punch him in the mouth.

[Mupepe]

I remember when you first told me the story of the clown, I called you Garret the Ferrett for months.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Or maybe I'm a farret.

 

[Himu]

I remember when you first told me the story of the clown, I called you Garret the Ferrett for months.

That goddamn clown.   

[Himu]

Or maybe I'm a farret.

 

 

[Madrun Badrun]

This story was from when I was in pre-k. Ronald McDonald came to visit us at class. He asked for volunteers and I got picked. I was so fucking psyched because I never got picked for ANYTHING. So anyways the taco asks my name right? I tell him Garrett, and the damn clown says,"You mean, Garrett the farret?!" That goddamn clown made fun of me and made all the other kids to laugh at me. I was tormented, traumitized, and have only resented Ronald McDonald ever since.

 

now thats funny. 

[TVC15]

Black people can't wear tinted glasses.  That's white people territory.

[Himu]

Black people can't wear tinted glasses.  That's white people territory.

But blue is the best color ever. 

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Black people can't wear tinted glasses.  That's white people territory.

That's a little strong, ain't it? I mean, come on... Himumu's hardly even black.

[TVC15]

Black people can't wear tinted glasses.  That's white people territory.

But blue is the best color ever. 

I know.  I have a 40% blue gradient tint to hide the perpetual bags under my eyes.  I am also a cigarillo.

[Himu]

Black people can't wear tinted glasses.  That's white people territory.

That's a little strong, ain't it? I mean, come on... Himumu's hardly even black.

HEY

I may be a ferret, but I am negro most definitely.  

[makaveli]

one time when i was in history class i sat beside this one hot chick and one day when the teacher was talking i was spinning a pencil in my hand and i lost control it flew up into the air so i was looking for it and i saw it was stuck right bewtween the girls legs and this chick has a hot body so im staring bewtween the girls  legs for like a minute and it was kinda awkward since i wanted my pencil back and so after a while she looks at me kinda weird and then realizes why i was looking and just sort of laughs and hands me my pencil back

[Himu]

one time when i was in history class i sat beside this one hot chick and one day when the teacher was talking i was spinning a pencil in my hand and i lost control it flew up into the air so i was looking for it and i saw it was stuck right bewtween the girls legs and this chick has a hot body so im staring bewtween the girls  legs for like a minute and it was kinda awkward since i wanted my pencil back and so after a while she looks at me kinda weird and then realizes why i was looking and just sort of laughs and hands me my pencil back

kill yourself.

[makaveli]

one time when i was in history class i sat beside this one hot chick and one day when the teacher was talking i was spinning a pencil in my hand and i lost control it flew up into the air so i was looking for it and i saw it was stuck right bewtween the girls legs and this chick has a hot body so im staring bewtween the girls  legs for like a minute and it was kinda awkward since i wanted my pencil back and so after a while she looks at me kinda weird and then realizes why i was looking and just sort of laughs and hands me my pencil back

kill yourself.

let me take a wet dump in your mouth then i will

[Saint Cornelius]

you have a choice between wet and dry dumps? huh

[bagofeyes]

I like orange piss coloured glasses

[Himu]

What he means by a "wet dump" is trapped semen in his man vagina. He doesn't have a choice at all, he just forgot to clean up last time.