I can't even think of one. Maybe I'll give it more though later. I'm a pretty boring person.
for you :)I can't even think of one. Maybe I'll give it more though later. I'm a pretty boring person.
Come on dude just some random cool shit
Your dad took you to Detroit at 6? Wow. Hell, my family would never step foot in Detroit outside of the museums and stuff out of fear of the city lol. My mom made my dad never drive through Detroit and go out of his way to avoid it if we were on a trip. :lol
1. 3/4 lebanese , 1/4 italian
2.my eyes shift color seasonally from a browner hazel to a greener hazel
3. I am fairly good at counter strike and am starting to get decent at warcraft 3
4.i am a pre med student
5. I lived over 10 years in french canadia
6. Men dont arouse me at all, but looking at a beautiful specimen is enjoyable simply in terms of sheer beauty and envy.
7. I like girls.
8. My penis is about 7.5+ inches long
9. im a sucker for cake
10. i love you guys :,(
1. 3/4 lebanese , 1/4 italian
2.my eyes shift color seasonally from a browner hazel to a greener hazel
3. I am fairly good at counter strike and am starting to get decent at warcraft 3
4.i am a pre med student
5. I lived over 10 years in french canadia
6. Men dont arouse me at all, but looking at a beautiful specimen is enjoyable simply in terms of sheer beauty and envy.
7. I like girls.
8. My penis is about 7.5+ inches long
9. im a sucker for cake
10. i love you guys :,(
What the hell
7. I'm beginning to wonder if Mupepe is as truthful about his life as many believe.
1. I知 allergic to most metals
2. I知 completely deaf in my right ear
3. My eyesight is worse in my right eye than my left. I have horrible eyesight, without glasses/contacts I have to have something about 5 inches from my face to see it clearly.
4. I知 a yoga freak
5. I want to run a horse stable someday.
6. I知 engaged
7. I知 a really really picky eater.
8. I have expensive tastes, everything I like is expensive and I refuse to shop at Wal-mart or any other stores that sell products for cheap.
2. I知 completely deaf in my right ear
3. My eyesight is worse in my right eye than my left. I have horrible eyesight, without glasses/contacts I have to have something about 5 inches from my face to see it clearly.
1. 3/4 lebanese , 1/4 italian
2.my eyes shift color seasonally from a browner hazel to a greener hazel
3. I am fairly good at counter strike and am starting to get decent at warcraft 3
4.i am a pre med student
5. I lived over 10 years in french canadia
6. Men dont arouse me at all, but looking at a beautiful specimen is enjoyable simply in terms of sheer beauty and envy.
7. I like girls.
8. My penis is about 7.5+ inches long
9. im a sucker for cake
10. i love you guys :,(
Damaged goods confirmed. I feel sorry for himdamn, dude. that's fucked up.
Damaged goods confirmed. I feel sorry for himdamn, dude. that's fucked up.
2. I was homeschooled from 3rd to 9th grade
5. I've seen Forrest Gump hundreds of times
8. When I was around 6 my dad took me to the credit union in Detroit and an old man drove up in a limo and asked me if I wanted some candy. I said no and he drove off. When I told my dad he almost collapsed and hugged me like a bear
It doesn't matter if the guy is perfect or if the girl is perfect. As long as they are perfect for each other.Congrats! :D
Oh and my ring cost more than $5k
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It doesn't matter if the guy is perfect or if the girl is perfect. As long as they are perfect for each other.
Oh and my ring cost more than $5k
well *why* are you so anti social mike?
1. 3/4 lebanese , 1/4 italian
2.my eyes shift color seasonally from a browner hazel to a greener hazel
3. I am fairly good at counter strike and am starting to get decent at warcraft 3
4.i am a pre med student
5. I lived over 10 years in french canadia
6. Men dont arouse me at all, but looking at a beautiful specimen is enjoyable simply in terms of sheer beauty and envy.
7. I like girls.
8. My penis is about 7.5+ inches long
9. im a sucker for cake
10. i love you guys :,(
Lies, my sweet warcock.
"5. I spent a grand total of two weeks in high school."
how did you manage this malek?
:-\
2. i'm actually agnostic, not atheistic, and i find most avowed atheists total boors. i hate that i feel this way about them, but they're just as smug and preachy as most religious types.
1. i believe reirom is the only person to ever WIN THE INTERNET.You and I have so much in common :heartbeat
2. i'm actually agnostic, not atheistic, and i find most avowed atheists total boors. i hate that i feel this way about them, but they're just as smug and preachy as most religious types.
3. i'm from the sticks. i find a truck more comfortable to drive than a beamer. i honestly don't feel that i "fit" with the money i make. i hate rich folk more than i hate poors.
4. i'm a librul, but i love guns, the death penalty, and isolationist policies.
5. i was very good at "playing dumb" in high school so the kids wouldn't know i was a giant smarty nerd. as a result, i was reasonably popular -- until at the end of my senior year, the idiot principal announced my sat score.
6. i have been knocked out three times in my life.
7. there is only the smallest delta between my internet personality and my real one. the only thing that makes my actual personality palatable is the fact that i'm laughing when i'm being an elitist fuck.
8. i was actually a lot meaner and funnier when i was younger. my haters aren't actually wrong: time and life has dulled my edge and wit considerably. a friend sent me a bunch of old posts i made to a well-known Amiga bbs in '91, and i actually lol'd -- normally i only lol at the responses to my posts, not the posts themselves. it was like reading a sharper, funnier person. on the other hand, i don't care about impressing anyone -- or even myself -- any more. nostalgia ftl!
9. i have been married almost 10 years. despite my misogynistic jokes, i love and respect my wife beyond measure -- you guys really have no idea.
10. i have a bb from a pellet gun still lodged in my sternum where some friends mock-executed me during a pellet gun fight in the fifth grade. i got off easy -- they tied the other friend they captured up and after serially kicking him in the balls, they tossed him in an algae-choked culvert.
*most* of 'em, malek. hey, they're probably right, but there's no need to preach it in the streets as if it'll make their high school humiliations any more bearable.:'(
did you make those all up malek?All of them are true, except... duh... for the one about warcock.
the thread is interesting facts, why are you people choosing these depressing ones? are you not in fact interesting?I already said I'm not interesting.
People are really fucked up here in EB.... :-\I don't know... you grew up in Ohio. That must have been traumatic. You're lucky you didn't end up like whiteACID.
Makes my "problems" I have in life seem meaningless. :-\
That's... nuts.the thread is interesting facts, why are you people choosing these depressing ones? are you not in fact interesting?I already said I'm not interesting.
Oh, hold on, I do have an interesting fact...
I can control each one of my nuts. Like I can make my right nut move up and down.
Isn't Prost unemployed?
Isn't Prost unemployed?
No, he works and goes to school at the same time.
I've said countless times I work and go to school, but the fagerian always fucking says im some bum who does nothing and plays wow all day because he's a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowIsn't Prost unemployed?
No, he works and goes to school at the same time.
That's good to hear. I remember someone on OA saying he was a lazy bum so it's good to know they were wrong
Dude. I know you're hard working. You work me every night :shhI've said countless times I work and go to school, but the fagerian always fucking says im some bum who does nothing and plays wow all day because he's a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowIsn't Prost unemployed?
No, he works and goes to school at the same time.
That's good to hear. I remember someone on OA saying he was a lazy bum so it's good to know they were wrong
:pirateDude. I know you're hard working. You work me every night :shhI've said countless times I work and go to school, but the fagerian always fucking says im some bum who does nothing and plays wow all day because he's a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellowIsn't Prost unemployed?
No, he works and goes to school at the same time.
That's good to hear. I remember someone on OA saying he was a lazy bum so it's good to know they were wrong
I miss you so much. :-*
6. I'm a virgin.
9) I'm an only child and the only female child of my family (the only grand daughter ftw!)
Quote from: Catz9) I'm an only child and the only female child of my family (the only grand daughter ftw!)
Cool -- I sometimes worry that my daughter needs a sibling or two to be well-rounded, but I sure as hell don't want a second, and neither does my wife (especially her). If you can come out reasonably sane and well-adjusted, well, it makes a certain decision I need to make in the near future all the easier. :'(
9. Since seeing "Zodiac" on Saturday, I've had Donovan's "Hurdy Gurdy Man" stuck in my head. I even bought it off itunes.
6) I hate going shopping. Really, I do. And Prost loves me for it.
I don't know, but don't look in the mall.6) I hate going shopping. Really, I do. And Prost loves me for it.
Oh my God. Where can I find more of you?
Quote from: Catz9) I'm an only child and the only female child of my family (the only grand daughter ftw!)
Cool -- I sometimes worry that my daughter needs a sibling or two to be well-rounded, but I sure as hell don't want a second, and neither does my wife (especially her). If you can come out reasonably sane and well-adjusted, well, it makes a certain decision I need to make in the near future all the easier. :'(
I don't know, but don't look in the mall.6) I hate going shopping. Really, I do. And Prost loves me for it.
Oh my God. Where can I find more of you?
That made no sense.I don't know, but don't look in the mall.6) I hate going shopping. Really, I do. And Prost loves me for it.
Oh my God. Where can I find more of you?
Or in any law schools
lolforce, assemble and prepare to rofl
9. I coughed up blood the day before yesterday and haven't told anybody.
]FACT. Prost is a taco.
:'(
#4) I was born with a heart murmur. I had open heart surgery to repair aortic stenosis when I was 11 years old. I might never have had to have that surgery, but a Navy doctor misdiagnosed my rhumatic fever as chicken pox when I was 10, which caused my heart murmur - a hole in the heart, basically - to turn into a fucking RIP in my heart. Luckily I had one of the best surgeons at UCSF perform my surgery and even today, with my high blood pressure having ass (what a surprise!), doctors marvel at how good my heart looks. w00t
Interesting, I was born with aortic stenosis as well, but it was never serious enough to require surgery, though I have to go to yearly checkups with a cardiologist and am slightly discouraged from any strenuous activity (though I'll frequently go mountain biking). Glad to hear that the surgery went well, though.
She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
there you go again! quit it!She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
There's something about her face that I still like though. Maybe it's just that she always looks like she's into the scene instead of looking bored/fake
there you go again! quit it!She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
There's something about her face that I still like though. Maybe it's just that she always looks like she's into the scene instead of looking bored/fake
Interesting, I was born with aortic stenosis as well, but it was never serious enough to require surgery, though I have to go to yearly checkups with a cardiologist and am slightly discouraged from any strenuous activity (though I'll frequently go mountain biking). Glad to hear that the surgery went well, though.
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking? Have you ever considered a repair?
I mean, I guess if you don't need one, there's no real reason to get one. I have a scar down my chest - which everyone has told me has healed BEAUTIFULLY although I'm self-conscious as fuck about it - and now I hear they do some weird, little pinpoint prick in your side to get to your heart. I also hear they don't have to crack a bone in your ribcage nowadays, which I had to go through!
You're on fucking crack, PD. FUCKING CRACK!there you go again! quit it!She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
There's something about her face that I still like though. Maybe it's just that she always looks like she's into the scene instead of looking bored/fake
What? :lol
She's always into it. OMG I would rather do her than Jessica Alba
You're on fucking crack, PD. FUCKING CRACK!there you go again! quit it!She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
There's something about her face that I still like though. Maybe it's just that she always looks like she's into the scene instead of looking bored/fake
What? :lol
She's always into it. OMG I would rather do her than Jessica Alba
DUDE! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO THE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH JESSICA ALBA??!!
You're on fucking crack, PD. FUCKING CRACK!there you go again! quit it!She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
There's something about her face that I still like though. Maybe it's just that she always looks like she's into the scene instead of looking bored/fake
What? :lol
She's always into it. OMG I would rather do her than Jessica Alba
DUDE! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO THE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH JESSICA ALBA??!!
1. I've slept with 3 women. Sadly all 3 were virgins. The 2nd one I had no clue she was a virgin, she had a boyfriend for 4 years before me and they had sex...but apparently sex hurt him too much so he did some weird shit with her clit and his penis instead (?).omg! completely same fucking experience in NO!!! I got into an argument with this fucking hippie piece of shit down there. he kept talking about how because Bush hates poor people and doesn't care that there are thousands of starving and dying people so I told him "So take your fucking food and go down there or shut the fuck up!" I could have fisted him in his fucking asshole dry because he pissed me off so much.
2. I hate that I've only slept with virgins
3. I am in a good relationship right now
4. I wish I had gone for a Masters in Economics instead of taking a double major with IR. International Relations is a bullshit course. I feel sorry for any person that takes a major in IR or History.
5. I'm loud and obnoxious in real life. It turns a lot of people off, but the good news is it keeps around the people who really matter.
6. My penis is mad small
7. Im pretty fat
8. That said, I'm still pretty happy with myself
9. I have pretty conservative values...but I think they're more moderate.
10. I can't stand liberals who can't stand conservative point of views. I think liberals are some of the more close minded people I've met in my life. Also a lot of the liberals I've met are pretty much all talk and full of shit. When I went down to New Orleans, my Muslim friend and I kept working, cleaning houses all the time. All these so called "more understanding" and "caring" people sat down and took a break every 5 minutes and would talk about how much Bush's policy sucked. It was the most hypocritical shit I've ever seen in my life and made me sick to my stomach
I don't believe this is true. Prove me wrong.You're on fucking crack, PD. FUCKING CRACK!there you go again! quit it!She got buckwild in an onioinbooty.com video; I've loved her ugly ass ever since :-[
Sara Jay is a buttaface, but OMG she can ride! :drool
There's something about her face that I still like though. Maybe it's just that she always looks like she's into the scene instead of looking bored/fake
What? :lol
She's always into it. OMG I would rather do her than Jessica Alba
DUDE! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO INTO THE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH JESSICA ALBA??!!
Jessica Alba is skinny as fuck now. She was once my favorite, but I no longer find her sexy. :'(
1. I've slept with 3 women. Sadly all 3 were virgins. The 2nd one I had no clue she was a virgin, she had a boyfriend for 4 years before me and they had sex...but apparently sex hurt him too much so he did some weird shit with her clit and his penis instead (?).omg! completely same fucking experience in NO!!! I got into an argument with this fucking hippie piece of shit down there. he kept talking about how because Bush hates poor people and doesn't care that there are thousands of starving and dying people so I told him "So take your fucking food and go down there or shut the fuck up!" I could have fisted him in his fucking asshole dry because he pissed me off so much.
2. I hate that I've only slept with virgins
3. I am in a good relationship right now
4. I wish I had gone for a Masters in Economics instead of taking a double major with IR. International Relations is a bullshit course. I feel sorry for any person that takes a major in IR or History.
5. I'm loud and obnoxious in real life. It turns a lot of people off, but the good news is it keeps around the people who really matter.
6. My penis is mad small
7. Im pretty fat
8. That said, I'm still pretty happy with myself
9. I have pretty conservative values...but I think they're more moderate.
10. I can't stand liberals who can't stand conservative point of views. I think liberals are some of the more close minded people I've met in my life. Also a lot of the liberals I've met are pretty much all talk and full of shit. When I went down to New Orleans, my Muslim friend and I kept working, cleaning houses all the time. All these so called "more understanding" and "caring" people sat down and took a break every 5 minutes and would talk about how much Bush's policy sucked. It was the most hypocritical shit I've ever seen in my life and made me sick to my stomach
Liberals gave me AIDS.Most _____'s are liberals.
Liberals gave me AIDS.
10. I slacked all throughout college and still managed to pull down a 3.85 GPA. I did the same thing in graduate school and managed to get a 3.65 GPA.
10. I slacked all throughout college and still managed to pull down a 3.85 GPA. I did the same thing in graduate school and managed to get a 3.65 GPA.
major?
10. I slacked all throughout college and still managed to pull down a 3.85 GPA. I did the same thing in graduate school and managed to get a 3.65 GPA.
major?
2. I hate that I've only slept with virgins
6. My penis is mad small
Quote from: Catz9) I'm an only child and the only female child of my family (the only grand daughter ftw!)
Cool -- I sometimes worry that my daughter needs a sibling or two to be well-rounded, but I sure as hell don't want a second, and neither does my wife (especially her). If you can come out reasonably sane and well-adjusted, well, it makes a certain decision I need to make in the near future all the easier. :'(
Lemurs, I'm not sure why you're being so nasty. Is it because I said on OA that you brought a lot of negative attention on yourself? That's hardly worth such vindictive and nasty comments. Oh well.
Let me respond equally in kind then:
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:D
8. I plan on getting another guitar sometime soon. I had one, but I gave it to one of my granduncles in Jamaica. He's a decent player, but he didn't have his own guitar anymore. I felt sorry for him and gave him mine. This was during summer 05. I haven't went back since, but I heard that now he has alzheimer's and can barely remember anyone. From what my mother told me (she visited again this past summer), he takes the guitar everywhere he goes and plays it all the time. They think that it's the only reason that he hasn't completely lost his mind already. :'(
8. I plan on getting another guitar sometime soon. I had one, but I gave it to one of my granduncles in Jamaica. He's a decent player, but he didn't have his own guitar anymore. I felt sorry for him and gave him mine. This was during summer 05. I haven't went back since, but I heard that now he has alzheimer's and can barely remember anyone. From what my mother told me (she visited again this past summer), he takes the guitar everywhere he goes and plays it all the time. They think that it's the only reason that he hasn't completely lost his mind already. :'(
awww thats sweet and sad.
Do you have a Jamaican accent?
1. I'm black and I was born in the U.S, but everyone else in my family was born in Jamaica. I completely understand patois because of this, but I can't speak it myself. I don't try to because I don't wanna make a fool of myself. Sometimes I feel like an outcast because of this. :-\
Yeah I might PM you some stuff.
Homosexual experience? What?
Are you serious or joking
5. When I was younger my smaller brother used to strip for me
5. When I was younger my smaller brother used to strip for me
WHAT
I was like 13 and I would pay him to dance around and take off his clothes.
You don't get it. I didn't make him strip - he did it anyway, and I paid him
:lol :lol :lol
I'm joking
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/sambo2.jpg)he admits he smokes. He is such a truthful young boy.
Someone's in a pissy mood... :-\Wouldn't give you a loan either huh?
Someone's in a pissy mood... :-\a little. I still love you :-*
hug<<<Mupepe>>>hug :'( If we lived closer we'd be buds and I could chill wit you and make you toast. Sometimes it just takes some time again to cry.let's make out
hug<<<Mupepe>>>hug :'( If we lived closer we'd be buds and I could chill wit you and make you toast. Sometimes it just takes some time again to cry.let's make out
Can we make it a 3 way? :drool
wine tastes yucky, lets make it hard liqueur because we're men. grrrrr.
10. I really like coming to this forum because I feel like I'm pretty well-liked and that honestly makes me happier than you guys know.
3. My dad isn't my biological father, and I didn't know until I was 8 when I figured it out and asked my mom about it.
10. I really like coming to this forum because I feel like I'm pretty well-liked and that honestly makes me happier than you guys know.
11. I got my first ever flat tire today and I realized I have no clue how to fix it. Take the metal thing and prop up the car and then take the other metal thing and twist some shit... I'm gonna have to pay someone to do it tomorrow morning or I'll just call in sick.