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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 10:56:34 PM

Title: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 10:56:34 PM: 1. Roast Chicken is the best flavor of ramen. Don't argue. There have been studies.

2. Seth MacFarlane, Dane Cook, and Rooster Teeth Productions (Red Vs. Blue) are the unholy trinity. Their fates lie in whichever circle of hell untalented hacks go to suck each other off for all eternity.

3. The word "midget" =/= the "n-word". I don't care what any little person tells you. I did an experiment and used both. Yeah... as it turns out, there is a huge difference.

4. Italy has the best food.

5. You probably jacked off today.
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Homemade Milk on March 05, 2007, 10:59:25 PM: you got number 5 right, thats about it
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2007, 10:59:35 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 10:56:34 PM

5. You probably jacked off today.

can a probability with no statistics backing it up be a "fact" now?
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Vizzys on March 05, 2007, 11:01:47 PM: you forgot one:

6. lemurs fails at teh humor
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 11:02:01 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 05, 2007, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 10:56:34 PM

5. You probably jacked off today.

can a probability with no statistics backing it up be a "fact" now?

Well... did you?
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 05, 2007, 11:06:46 PM: Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 11:02:01 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on March 05, 2007, 10:59:35 PM
Quote from: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 10:56:34 PM

5. You probably jacked off today.

can a probability with no statistics backing it up be a "fact" now?

Well... did you?

:-[.....did you?
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 05, 2007, 11:07:02 PM: I jacked off to a Mandingo video featuring this HOT, small latina
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: MrAngryFace on March 05, 2007, 11:07:42 PM: lol teenagers
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: bagofeyes on March 05, 2007, 11:08:04 PM: Roast chicken is a ramen flavour? Oh, American style
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 05, 2007, 11:08:21 PM: Please let Lemurs get some attention
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: pollo on March 05, 2007, 11:08:31 PM: Wait are you saying Seth Mcfarlane and Dane Cook are unfunny? Because of you are then you are on point
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: omg_lemurs on March 05, 2007, 11:17:19 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on March 05, 2007, 11:08:21 PM
Please let Lemurs get some attention

You'll still get your fair share of cock Saint Cornelius. Don't worry.

I might not be the most well liked user on these boards apparently... but you were driven off all the other boards you post on.
Title: Re: Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 05, 2007, 11:19:03 PM: only marginally more funny than my list :-\