Five Interesting Facts about Life, The Universe, and Everything

[omg_lemurs]

1. Roast Chicken is the best flavor of ramen. Don't argue. There have been studies.

2. Seth MacFarlane, Dane Cook, and Rooster Teeth Productions (Red Vs. Blue) are the unholy trinity. Their fates lie in whichever circle of hell untalented hacks go to suck each other off for all eternity.

3. The word "midget" =/= the "n-word". I don't care what any little person tells you. I did an experiment and used both. Yeah... as it turns out, there is a huge difference.

4. Italy has the best food.

5. You probably jacked off today.

[Homemade Milk]

you got number 5 right, thats about it

[Madrun Badrun]

5. You probably jacked off today.

can a probability with no statistics backing it up be a "fact" now?

[Vizzys]

you forgot one:

6. lemurs fails at teh humor

[omg_lemurs]

5. You probably jacked off today.

can a probability with no statistics backing it up be a "fact" now?

Well... did you?

[Madrun Badrun]

5. You probably jacked off today.

can a probability with no statistics backing it up be a "fact" now?

Well... did you?

 .....did you?

[Phoenix Dark]

I jacked off to a Mandingo video featuring this HOT, small latina

[MrAngryFace]

lol teenagers

[bagofeyes]

Roast chicken is a ramen flavour? Oh, American style

[Saint Cornelius]

Please let Lemurs get some attention

[pollo]

Wait are you saying Seth Mcfarlane and Dane Cook are unfunny? Because of you are then you are on point

[omg_lemurs]

Please let Lemurs get some attention

You'll still get your fair share of cock Saint Cornelius. Don't worry.

I might not be the most well liked user on these boards apparently... but you were driven off all the other boards you post on.

[Van Cruncheon]

only marginally more funny than my list