1. Roast Chicken is the best flavor of ramen. Don't argue. There have been studies.
2. Seth MacFarlane, Dane Cook, and Rooster Teeth Productions (Red Vs. Blue) are the unholy trinity. Their fates lie in whichever circle of hell untalented hacks go to suck each other off for all eternity.
3. The word "midget" =/= the "n-word". I don't care what any little person tells you. I did an experiment and used both. Yeah... as it turns out, there is a huge difference.
4. Italy has the best food.
5. You probably jacked off today.