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Title: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 16, 2007, 03:55:38 AM: So m'lady gave me a pleasant surprise by unexpectedly dropping by after school with a gift no less. Initially, I was surprised by a hard case, plastic EA Sports bottle that she got courtesy from EA (they seem to be in constant contact with her school). Neat, eh?

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/omgcupcake.jpg)

Then I was like, "Oh my - a delicious treat at the bottom, how can this be?"

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/bingo.jpg)

It seems EA has crafted a secret compartment in this water bottle (al a Michael Vick) so that their nerdy devs can stuff cupcakes, M&M's or whatever glucose-filled treat they can fit inside can be eaten later. Surely, something to go along with their chic soft drink refills of SoBe or bottled Starbucks Frappuccino.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2007, 03:57:04 AM: A sports bottle with a cupcake inside? That's so bizarre...it's like, oxymoronic in a way...
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 16, 2007, 04:00:03 AM: Who else is going to use a EA Sports water bottle other than overweight NFL wannabes that cling to their mint copies of Madden and cry softly into their pillows about their careers that never were.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 16, 2007, 04:37:21 AM: I have a bottle like that. Its original purpose was to store nuts and trail mixes. I use mine for nuts for the protein.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: bagofeyes on March 16, 2007, 04:47:14 AM: The possibilities are endless! Fill the water bottle full of beer, and the bottom can house the peanuts!
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: max_cool on March 16, 2007, 04:47:42 AM: I wonder if one could fit a McD's double cheese burger in there?

You're obligated to try it Willco!
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 16, 2007, 04:49:41 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on March 16, 2007, 04:47:14 AM
The possibilities are endless! Fill the water bottle full of beer, and the bottom can house the peanuts!

Now if only beer wouldnt go flat... But i like the way your thinking there.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: bagofeyes on March 16, 2007, 04:51:25 AM: Quote from: G on March 16, 2007, 04:49:41 AM
Quote from: bagofeyes on March 16, 2007, 04:47:14 AM
The possibilities are endless! Fill the water bottle full of beer, and the bottom can house the peanuts!

Now if only beer wouldnt go flat... But i like the way your thinking there.

Oh yeahhh. Technology can't keep up with my ideas damnit.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 16, 2007, 04:53:57 AM: Quote from: max_cool on March 16, 2007, 04:47:42 AM
I wonder if one could fit a McD's double cheese burger in there?

You're obligated to try it Willco!

Tomorrow, we will find out the truth!
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 16, 2007, 04:54:48 AM: And I don't know about the beer going flat. You guys can see from the top, but in addition to have the whole run-of-the-mill seal with straw thing going on, it has a rubber plastic seal top too.

Tomorrow, I will try to outfit it with a McDonald's double cheeseburger and an equally healthy beverage, either straight Coca-Cola or maybe some of that Pyramid Apricot Beer.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 16, 2007, 05:30:12 AM: :lol :lol

And yeah it does have a good seal. Its still got gasses man, and beer doesnt like to be shaken the co2 gets fucked up and then you got flat beer.

But i aplaud your effort willco godspeed.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 16, 2007, 11:36:25 AM: I would carry caesium in mine.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: Robo on March 16, 2007, 11:39:32 AM: Water and then... MORE WATER.

Or or or or water and then... LYE.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: Tauntaun on March 16, 2007, 12:56:57 PM: I'd use the bottom part to hold my crack.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 16, 2007, 12:59:11 PM: It would be horrible of you to put beer in a plastic container.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 16, 2007, 01:00:40 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on March 16, 2007, 12:56:57 PM
I'd use the bottom part to hold my crack.

The prefered method of transportation for the Dallas Cowboys
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 16, 2007, 01:40:51 PM: I saw a black one for Barry Bonds and he puts his HGH in the bottom.
Title: Re: EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pi
Post by: Tauntaun on March 16, 2007, 02:42:50 PM: (http://www.themiamiproject.org/Images/newsletters/the_connection/taylor.jpg)

"which brings me to my next point kids, Don't Smoke Crack!"