EA Sports has revolutionized the water bottle for their lazy, nerdy devs! Pics!

[The Fake Shemp]

So m'lady gave me a pleasant surprise by unexpectedly dropping by after school with a gift no less.  Initially, I was surprised by a hard case, plastic EA Sports bottle that she got courtesy from EA (they seem to be in constant contact with her school).  Neat, eh?



Then I was like, "Oh my - a delicious treat at the bottom, how can this be?" 



It seems EA has crafted a secret compartment in this water bottle (al a Michael Vick) so that their nerdy devs can stuff cupcakes, M&M's or whatever glucose-filled treat they can fit inside can be eaten later.  Surely, something to go along with their chic soft drink refills of SoBe or bottled Starbucks Frappuccino.

[Ichirou]

A sports bottle with a cupcake inside?  That's so bizarre...it's like, oxymoronic in a way...

[The Fake Shemp]

Who else is going to use a EA Sports water bottle other than overweight NFL wannabes that cling to their mint copies of Madden and cry softly into their pillows about their careers that never were.

[G The Resurrected]

I have a bottle like that. Its original purpose was to store nuts and trail mixes. I use mine for nuts for the protein.

[bagofeyes]

The possibilities are endless! Fill the water bottle full of beer, and the bottom can house the peanuts!

[max_cool]

I wonder if one could fit a McD's double cheese burger in there?

You're obligated to try it Willco!

[G The Resurrected]

The possibilities are endless! Fill the water bottle full of beer, and the bottom can house the peanuts!

Now if only beer wouldnt go flat... But i like the way your thinking there.

[bagofeyes]

The possibilities are endless! Fill the water bottle full of beer, and the bottom can house the peanuts!

Now if only beer wouldnt go flat... But i like the way your thinking there.

Oh yeahhh. Technology can't keep up with my ideas damnit.

[The Fake Shemp]

I wonder if one could fit a McD's double cheese burger in there?

You're obligated to try it Willco!

Tomorrow, we will find out the truth!

[The Fake Shemp]

And I don't know about the beer going flat.  You guys can see from the top, but in addition to have the whole run-of-the-mill seal with straw thing going on, it has a rubber plastic seal top too.

Tomorrow, I will try to outfit it with a McDonald's double cheeseburger and an equally healthy beverage, either straight Coca-Cola or maybe some of that Pyramid Apricot Beer.

[G The Resurrected]

 

And yeah it does have a good seal. Its still got gasses man, and beer doesnt like to be shaken the co2 gets fucked up and then you got flat beer.

But i aplaud your effort willco godspeed.

[ToxicAdam]

I would carry caesium in mine.

[Robo]

Water and then... MORE WATER.

Or or or or water and then... LYE.

[Tauntaun]

I'd use the bottom part to hold my crack.

[Saint Cornelius]

It would be horrible of you to put beer in a plastic container.

[BlueTsunami]

I'd use the bottom part to hold my crack.

The prefered method of transportation for the Dallas Cowboys

[The Fake Shemp]

I saw a black one for Barry Bonds and he puts his HGH in the bottom.

[Tauntaun]

"which brings me to my next point kids, Don't Smoke Crack!"