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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 02:31:40 AM

Title: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 02:31:40 AM: http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/18/cinematical-seven-tips-for-spielberg-and-lucas-as-they-embark-o/

This elitist asshole attempts to give 7 "tips" to Lucas and Spielberg on how to make the next Indy be good. I'm sorry, but you lose your pretendious-asshole-who-most-likely-uses-a-Mac pass the minute you claim Last Crusade is the worse Indiana Jones movie....and Temple of Doom is the best.

Nothing screams "look at me I'm different" more than this. Ban this filth
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 02:43:02 AM: I like Temple of Doom the best, though, dude. 8)
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 28, 2007, 02:45:47 AM: he not only liked Temple of Doom, he thought it was the best Indy. I agree about cutting the age joke and telling Sean Connery/Gong Li to fuck off, though. And David Koepp? Everyone should be skeptical, regardless.

give the Indy 4 scriptwriting duties to me. Indiana Jones and the Brownhole of Bz will get asses in seats like no other.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 02:45:55 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 02:43:02 AM
I like Temple of Doom the best, though, dude. 8)

End yourself right now
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 28, 2007, 02:46:08 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 02:43:02 AM
I like Temple of Doom the best, though, dude. 8)

no you don't. it's an awful, awful, awful movie.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 02:55:16 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on March 28, 2007, 02:46:08 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 02:43:02 AM
I like Temple of Doom the best, though, dude. 8)

no you don't. it's an awful, awful, awful movie.

If Raiders is the blueprint for the perfect adventure movie, and Last Crusade is the blueprint for the perfect adventure comedy movie - than Temple of Doom is the blueprint for the perfectly absolutely horrible adventure movie.

Intro scene with needless action. Chance meeting between hero and girl. Introduction to comedic tool side kick (who actually kicks ass in the movie). Escape scene. Out of the frying pan into the oven. BROWN PEOPLE. etc

That chick was so fucking annoying.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 03:19:20 AM: The girl was the only bad part of the movie, but I agree that she was terrible. Everything else was great, though.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 03:21:44 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 03:19:20 AM
The girl was the only bad part of the movie, but I agree that she was terrible. Everything else was great, though.

I don't even believe you :lol
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 03:31:22 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 03:21:44 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 03:19:20 AM
The girl was the only bad part of the movie, but I agree that she was terrible. Everything else was great, though.

I don't even believe you :lol

I'm serious. Mine carts, still-beating hearts magically pulled out of people's chests, monkey brains, the opening at the Obi-Wan club, it was all AWESOME. I loved it.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 03:33:35 AM: The only good thing about that movie is Short Round :bow
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 03:35:12 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 03:33:35 AM
The only good thing about that movie is Short Round :bow

Short Round better come back for the fourth one as the villain.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 03:36:01 AM: STOP RUINING INDIANA JONES
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 04:11:48 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2007, 03:36:01 AM
STOP RUINING INDIANA JONES

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Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Cheebs on March 28, 2007, 07:25:02 AM: Last Crusade and Raiders are AMAZING films. Temple of Doom is a above average adventure movie which I enjoy purely because Harrison Ford running around as Indy is enjoyable.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: whiteACID on March 28, 2007, 09:36:45 AM: Quote
Connery, even his 'I-lost-$10 trillion-turning-down-Gandalf-and-I'm-officially-retired-because-my-recent-movies-stink-and-it's-allright-to-give-a-woman-a-slap-now-and-then' personality.

:lol I had no idea
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 09:38:23 AM: Sean Connery believes that if a woman mouths off, it's every man's right to give her a couple of sharp slaps on the face.

That is fucked up.
Title: Re: Don't read this article on Indiana Jones
Post by: Tauntaun on March 28, 2007, 09:49:38 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on March 28, 2007, 09:38:23 AM
Sean Connery believes that if a woman mouths off, it's every man's right to give her a couple of sharp slaps on the face.

That is fucked up.

Word, a real man should only need 1! :punch