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Title: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 10:52:43 AM
I don't get it. How is it possible? All you do is rub the soap against your body and that's it? If that's the case that's not washing, but just lathering yourself up with a nice smelling substance. How the fuck is this possible? How the hell do you wash your cock without a towel? It this a white people thing?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 10:56:43 AM
That's why so many white people have that stale white person smell. You can't properly clean off everything by smoothing over your body with your god damn hand. A wash cloth cleans the skin thoroughly, and gets in the pores and stuff.

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts but didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 10:57:55 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 10:58:57 AM
That's why so many white people have that stale white person smell. You can't properly clean off everything by smoothing over your body with your god damn hand. A wash cloth cleans the skin thoroughly, and gets in the pores and stuff.

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

Fixed.

Lmao @ the rest of this post.

That's why some of them have that bologna or wet dog smell. Dirty muthafuckas. >:(
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 10:59:17 AM
(http://www.arizonasun.com/Arizona-Sun-Bath-Products/Arizona-Sun-Bath-And-Shower-Puffs-75.jpg)
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 10:59:33 AM
White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:00:22 AM
White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.
Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:01:14 AM
White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.
Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

When I think of Africa I think of white people fucking shit up.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:01:26 AM
(http://www.arizonasun.com/Arizona-Sun-Bath-Products/Arizona-Sun-Bath-And-Shower-Puffs-75.jpg)

I tried that bullshit before. Worthless soft piece of shit. GTFO with that shit!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 04, 2007, 11:01:50 AM
I'm white and I use a washcloth or sponge, dorks.

It's a good thing white people didn't also steal your hair care techniques, or all the white kids would be leaving grease spots on school bus windows, too.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:02:10 AM
White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.
Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

It's a smoke screen used by the white man to turn the people of western civilization into anti-African state drones.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:02:27 AM
That's why so many white people have that stale white person smell. You can't properly clean off everything by smoothing over your body with your god damn hand. A wash cloth cleans the skin thoroughly, and gets in the pores and stuff.

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

Fixed.

Lmao @ the rest of this post.

That's why some of them have that bologna or wet dog smell. Dirty muthafuckas. >:(

Whoops, I edited the post lol. My bad

Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:02:35 AM

It's a good thing white people didn't also steal your hair care techniques, or all the white kids would be leaving grease spots on school bus windows, too.

:rofl
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: demi on April 04, 2007, 11:02:49 AM
Can you imagine Himuro, Beezy and the negroe clique trying to scrub their dusty elbows? Scritch scritch scritch. No wonder they are so agitated. Will Smith lappin house niccas.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:03:22 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:03:49 AM
Can you imagine Himuro, Beezy and the negroe clique trying to scrub their dusty elbows? Scritch scritch scritch. No wonder they are so agitated. Will Smith lappin house niccas.

You just wish you could have some of this ash. Let's see you steal that!

Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:04:39 AM
*slaps lotion on*
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:05:42 AM
*slaps lotion on*
No wonder blacks are so good at football, how the hell you gonna tackle that shit?  >:(
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:06:23 AM
nicca I'm wearing a sweater so I don't need any lotion.

I love putting on a bunch of vaseline and going out in public during the summer. White people be staring and envious, but my niccas know what's good
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:06:27 AM
Why do white people always make fun of us for putting grease in our hair
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:07:00 AM
*slaps lotion on*

Them nasty muthafuckas think they don't have to lotion their elbows just because their ashyness blends in with their skin. I can still tell you ashy, bitch! That shit looks dry as fuck!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:07:33 AM
I love putting on a bunch of vaseline and going out in public during the summer. White people be staring and envious, but my niccas know what's good


This topic is awesome.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:08:13 AM
Why do white people always make fun of us for putting grease in our hair

Because their hair gets naturally greasy so they gotta wash that shit twice a day.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:08:29 AM
*slaps lotion on*

Them nasty muthafuckas think they don't have to lotion their elbows just because their ashyness blends in with their skin. I can still tell you ashy, bitch! That shit looks dry as fuck!

white person comes to my room: Why the fuck is there lotion over there? Dude that's disgusting, stop masturbating like that!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:08:53 AM
I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.

Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:09:11 AM
I accidently ran into a black dudes hair, so no my elbows aren't dry,
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: demi on April 04, 2007, 11:09:49 AM
Can you imagine Himuro, Beezy and the negroe clique trying to scrub their dusty elbows? Scritch scritch scritch. No wonder they are so agitated. Will Smith lappin house niccas.

You just wish you could have some of this ash. Let's see you steal that!



I already have a fireplace, you burnt ass crisp.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:10:33 AM
I accidently ran into a black dudes hair, so no my elbows aren't dry,

I bet he fucked you up too.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:10:47 AM
I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.



Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:11:28 AM
I accidently ran into a black dudes hair, so no my elbows aren't dry,

I bet he fucked you up too.
Nah, his parole officer was with him.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:12:16 AM
Nah, his parole officer was with him.

Touche'
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 04, 2007, 11:12:29 AM
(http://www.backyardpimps.com/soulglo.gif)
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:12:52 AM
I loved that avatar so much.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:13:00 AM
I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.



Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool
Three steps
1. Take a shower
2. Comb
3. Look at all the jealous black dudes starring at my hair
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:14:35 AM
I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.



Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool

I don't use any grease lol. My hair is rahter odd in the sense that it's not nappy at all, and kinda straight for a black dude. It just lays down for the most part.

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:14:47 AM
Three steps
1. Take a shower
2. Comb
3. Look at all the disgusted black dudes covering their noses


Fixed. It's not a shower without a washcloth.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:16:17 AM
It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:17:20 AM
I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.



Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool

I don't use any grease lol. My hair is rahter odd in the sense that it's not nappy at all, and kinda straight for a black dude. It just lays down for the most part.

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Whenever I have a fro and get a haircut, I already have waves. I don't have to brush shit honestly.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:18:13 AM
It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.


I use it to strengthen my hair. Gives it a nice shine as well.

But then you got these niccas with wave caps.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:21:22 AM
It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.


I use it to strengthen my hair. Gives it a nice shine as well.

But then you got these niccas with wave caps.

This one kid I knew in junior high school would wear a wave cap all the time and only took it off to put grease in his hair and hten brush it for like 10 minutes straight. He actually did start getting waves a few months later though. :lol
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:22:21 AM
:lol
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:25:29 AM
It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.


I use it to strengthen my hair. Gives it a nice shine as well.

But then you got these niccas with wave caps.

What's up with these niccas with that shit? They leave it on for 10 hours and then walk around with a big ass line all around their head. Like a penis head or some shit. nicca that ain't balllin

The sucky thing about me is that my line gets ugly after awhile. After maybe 2.5 weeks it starts growing uneven, and the peak comes out. I'm slowly learning how to cut that part myself and keep it lined up. Right now I definitely need a haircut lol
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:34:26 AM
nicca, that be some jive shit, yo!

 :ninja

*leaves thread*
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:36:56 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:57:06 AM
It's easy.

It's the same as washing your hands with soap, you don't need a wash cloth for that either.

You get soap all over your body and start rubbing with your hands.

I use a wash cloth, though, since I can AFFORD ONE.

lol only the special ed whities know what's good
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 11:59:22 AM
He's not white and he's not special.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 12:00:55 PM
Ruzbah you're not white? I didn't know other races suffered from autism
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 12:22:48 PM
Hahaha
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: lordmaji on April 04, 2007, 12:30:19 PM
(http://www.adairs.com.au/images/products/enlarged/000001621.jpg)
Loofahs ftw.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 12:33:05 PM
(http://www.adairs.com.au/images/products/enlarged/000001621.jpg)(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/lordmaji/charlesmanson.jpg)
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: lordmaji on April 04, 2007, 12:41:17 PM
(http://www.adairs.com.au/images/products/enlarged/000001621.jpg)(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/lordmaji/charlesmanson.jpg)


Hey, Manson likes to stay clean these days. :lol
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 04, 2007, 01:00:34 PM
maybe because white folk weren't raised in Africa by monkeys and jackals.  yeah, I said it.

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:-* seriously though, love you n_iggers, you're my slaves friends
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Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 01:32:51 PM
But why would white people need to wash?  We've been clean from birth.

Beezy, himu, PD you know that scrubbing with a wash cloth will leave you red and scarred at best - never white  :P
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2007, 01:36:52 PM
people wash their bodies with WASHCLOTHS? I don't believe you. Everyone uses loofa's or their hands.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 01:43:02 PM
But why would white people need to wash?  We've been clean from birth.

Beezy, himu, PD you know that scrubbing with a wash cloth will leave you red and scarred at best - never white  :P

It doesn't scar you at all. What a bunch of pussies.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 01:44:51 PM
But why would white people need to wash?  We've been clean from birth.

Beezy, himu, PD you know that scrubbing with a wash cloth will leave you red and scarred at best - never white  :P

It doesn't scar you at all. What a bunch of pussies.

My point was your scrubbing so hard to try and wash away the black - to become white.  But thats just not the way the body works my friend. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2007, 02:03:42 PM
is it a black thing to use wash cloths on the body in a shower? Evilbore is teaching me so much of other cultures.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 02:07:10 PM
It's more like a non-white people thing.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 04, 2007, 02:10:49 PM
It's more like a non-white people thing.
South Asians wash?

News to my nose.  :o
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 02:12:31 PM
We're talking about western civilization, prmilarily in America.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 04, 2007, 02:16:50 PM
My shower technique:

Turn shower super hot sonna
Get Wet
Use puma micro exfoliate soap on skin (its a hard soap with these salts and stuff in it. exfoliates the skin)
Wash off
Moisturizing Olay soap on sea sponge (good to get one on a stick to get those hard to reach areas)
Wash off
special soft soap for those naughtie areas. (Its a really soft gel that cleans and moisturizes the skin build a barrier between the skin and the world)
Wash off
Shampoo in hair
Wash off
Conditioner leave in for 2 minutes (time to brush teeth or floss)
Wash off
Turn off shower
Wipe off, then do the booty floss.

I like to feel clean.

Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 04, 2007, 02:17:17 PM
Man it only took PD to turn this entire thread completely racist.

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Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 02:21:38 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2007, 02:25:00 PM
I'm white and I use a washcloth or sponge, dorks.

It's a good thing white people didn't also steal your hair care techniques, or all the white kids would be leaving grease spots on school bus windows, too.
fo sho

And it's usually black people who smell.  SORRY
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2007, 02:25:08 PM
I just watched this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2fUyJQgRuM&mode=related&search= Now I feel bad for playful hate mongering in this thread. 

I really want to brand this bitches face with an very hot and large frying pan. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2007, 02:27:41 PM
I just watched this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2fUyJQgRuM&mode=related&search= Now I feel bad for playful hate mongering in this thread. 

I really want to brand this bitches face with an very hot and large frying pan. 
I almost agreed except when I saw them picketing soldier's funerals....
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 04, 2007, 02:32:15 PM
I just watched this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2fUyJQgRuM&mode=related&search= Now I feel bad for playful hate mongering in this thread. 

I really want to brand this bitches face with an very hot and large frying pan. 
I almost agreed except when I saw them picketing soldier's funerals....

are those the "cigarillo flag" guys? they make me sick
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 02:34:57 PM
Man it only took PD to turn this entire thread completely racist.

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:lol

I'm kinda bummed Drinky isn't on
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Prost on April 04, 2007, 05:41:09 PM
using hands + soap bar is fine and always has been.

if someone is over weight or has a stronger odor than others, then they should use body spray and body wash like that axe body wash or something along those lines.

for most people though, just a good bar of soap and hands is fine.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 05:43:36 PM
using hands + soap bar is fine and always has been.

if someone is over weight or has a stronger odor than others, then they should use body spray and body wash like that axe body wash or something along those lines.

for most people though, just a good bar of soap and hands is fine.

Well I can't knock you for it because you have that wonderful wife, but only you get the free pass
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2007, 05:45:23 PM
PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 05:46:15 PM
PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2007, 05:50:39 PM
I don't get how this became a race thing over time. How did this start as a non-white only thing? It is such a odd habit that seems to be dictated by race. It is oddly interesting.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 05:54:35 PM
You hang around a lot of white hipsters, why not ask. Everyone knows black people don't go to Oakland
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2007, 05:56:44 PM
PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka
I can name 5.

In fact, I don't think any of my close friends DON'T use a wash rag.  Black people just want something to call their own.  How about you just keep your hip hop and stop perpetuating the wash rag myth.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2007, 06:01:06 PM
PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka
I can name 5.

In fact, I don't think any of my close friends DON'T use a wash rag.  Black people just want something to call their own.  How about you just keep your hip hop and stop perpetuating the wash rag myth.
texas is messican world, that ain't white america!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Mupepe on April 04, 2007, 06:35:03 PM
PD find me 5 white guys who uses a wash cloth in the shower and you get $1000 from me.

The that that I couldn't find 5 really proves my point now doesn't it, dirty muthafucka
I can name 5.

In fact, I don't think any of my close friends DON'T use a wash rag.  Black people just want something to call their own.  How about you just keep your hip hop and stop perpetuating the wash rag myth.
texas is messican world, that ain't white america!
I said WHITE fool
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: brawndolicious on April 04, 2007, 06:51:07 PM
I've only seen a couple skinny asian girls put vaseline on their elbows.

Soap is enough because it's antibacterial soap.

White slaveholders probably didn't want to pay for soap or toilet paper so they figured they'd give them one towel and tell them "jump under the hose kunta kinte".
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: omg_lemurs on April 04, 2007, 06:52:53 PM
I made a topic like this on GAF and I got banned for it.

Yeah, white people can be pretty dirty. People actually said "BUT IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME CLOTH OVER AND OVER THAT'S NOT VERY CLEAN AT ALL!"

Stupid queers.

You have a bunch of wash rags and you throw them into the laundry with your towels. Stupid fucks. I don't reuse towels either.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 07:00:22 PM
I made a topic like this on GAF and I got banned for it.

Yeah, white people can be pretty dirty. People actually said "BUT IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME CLOTH OVER AND OVER THAT'S NOT VERY CLEAN AT ALL!"

Stupid queers.

You have a bunch of wash rags and you throw them into the laundry with your towels. Stupid fucks. I don't reuse towels either.
:bow

Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 07:13:34 PM
Are you shits so dirty that you need to scrub your cock that much to get off the dirt? What the hell do you do? Roll around naked in the mud? Get some bodywash and scrub your nuts with your hands like a real man. I can probably count on my fingers the times I've been so dirty I had to use a rag. Dirty dirty dirty.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 04, 2007, 07:30:43 PM
I use a loofah now with body wash, but I used to use a washcloth.  I have before showered without one, usually in someone else's shower when I forget to bring/ask for a washcloth.  I didn't realize white people just wash with their hands all the time, that's fucking nasty.

I'm white btw.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 08:15:58 PM
I made a topic like this on GAF and I got banned for it.

Yeah, white people can be pretty dirty. People actually said "BUT IF YOU'RE USING THE SAME CLOTH OVER AND OVER THAT'S NOT VERY CLEAN AT ALL!"

Stupid queers.

You have a bunch of wash rags and you throw them into the laundry with your towels. Stupid fucks. I don't reuse towels either.

Oh yeah, you were the one who made that thread! It got closed, didn't it? Goddamn idiots.

Soap is enough because it's antibacterial soap.

So it's white people and indians who do this shit? *waits for am nintenho to confirm whether he's indian or not before making a curry joke*
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: brawndolicious on April 04, 2007, 09:19:14 PM
I dunno about Indians but apparantly it's white people that use towels.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:23:15 PM
Are you shits so dirty that you need to scrub your cock that much to get off the dirt? What the hell do you do? Roll around naked in the mud? Get some bodywash and scrub your nuts with your hands like a real man. I can probably count on my fingers the times I've been so dirty I had to use a rag. Dirty dirty dirty.

I get in between the crevices this way. You do realize that a lot of bacteria can grow there right? If you don't wash the crevice where you're circumcized it can be bad news. I like to get in deep and keep my cock squeeky clean.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Candyflip on April 04, 2007, 11:26:23 PM
That's what finger nails are before. There's no "crevice" I can't reach without a wash cloth, lol.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 04, 2007, 11:27:16 PM
Are you shits so dirty that you need to scrub your cock that much to get off the dirt? What the hell do you do? Roll around naked in the mud? Get some bodywash and scrub your nuts with your hands like a real man. I can probably count on my fingers the times I've been so dirty I had to use a rag. Dirty dirty dirty.

I get in between the crevices this way. You do realize that a lot of bacteria can grow there right? If you don't wash the crevice where you're circumcized it can be bad news. I like to get in deep and keep my cock squeeky clean.

When you're circumsized there are no crevices. That's the point. My dick is clean as an unblown whistle. Perhaps that's not a good thing :-\
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:28:53 PM
That's what finger nails are before. There's no "crevice" I can't reach without a wash cloth, lol.

HOLY CRAP. Finger nails in COCKS do NOT belong in the same sentence!

PD: I mean the slit dude.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Beezy on April 04, 2007, 11:32:07 PM
That's what finger nails are before. There's no "crevice" I can't reach without a wash cloth, lol.

HOLY CRAP. Finger nails in COCKS do NOT belong in the same sentence

Agreed. :-\
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 04, 2007, 11:34:56 PM
White people are not only filthy, they are masochists!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: drozmight on April 04, 2007, 11:36:07 PM
White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.
Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

When I think of Africa I think of white people fucking shit up.

Drunk white sailor: "Hey you therr, African guy... I'll give you this huge bag of shiny jewels if you bring me slaves. LOL."

*the African guy sprints off into the brush*

Drunk white sailor: "I'm drunk lol. Wait, where are you goiing?@"
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 05, 2007, 01:36:37 AM
wow i don't know about the guys but us white chicks use a shower puff and body wash usually. i get all squeaky clean and it exfoliates too! :dur
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 05, 2007, 02:02:20 AM
I think being unable to keep yourself clean in first world countries has more to do with laziness, which isnt restricted to race.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2007, 02:04:06 AM
wow i don't know about the guys but us white chicks use a shower puff and body wash usually. i get all squeaky clean and it exfoliates too! :dur

No wonder so many black guys flock to the white womenz. Breezy fresh smell mmm it's spring  :-*
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 05, 2007, 02:04:53 AM
have you been drinking?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 05, 2007, 02:07:47 AM
I'm tired and drunk off MATH

Because I need to go to bed omg it's 2am already. I need to wake up at 6, study till 8, then head to school. Then come back omg by then the inspectors will be here maybe not they come at 11:30! And I have the test at 12:30! Wow fuck this i[m going d to bed
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 05, 2007, 02:09:19 AM
I think you need some nodoz and energy drinks
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 05, 2007, 06:51:41 AM
wow i don't know about the guys but us white chicks use a shower puff and body wash usually. i get all squeaky clean and it exfoliates too! :dur

Word.  I don't know what these guys are talking about.  I find my loofah much more effective than a wash cloth.  Not to mention the sudsy goodness it produces  :-*
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Sido on April 05, 2007, 08:31:48 AM
(http://www.arizonasun.com/Arizona-Sun-Bath-Products/Arizona-Sun-Bath-And-Shower-Puffs-75.jpg)

tried one of these this morning thanks to this thread.
i love it :)
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 05, 2007, 10:26:09 AM
(http://www.arizonasun.com/Arizona-Sun-Bath-Products/Arizona-Sun-Bath-And-Shower-Puffs-75.jpg)

tried one of these this morning thanks to this thread.
i love it :)

well I love YOU!  :-*
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Sido on April 05, 2007, 12:07:22 PM
well I love YOU!  :-*
and i love you back  :-* :heartbeat
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 05, 2007, 12:54:45 PM
well I love YOU!  :-*
and i love you back  :-* :heartbeat

(http://andyandvickisplace.com/twins/tyler/images/TY2000B.jpg)

"Yay! I've got a boner!"
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on April 05, 2007, 01:05:22 PM
 There's nothign wrong with loofa's. It's better than your goddamn hand.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 05, 2007, 01:12:04 PM
my hands are nice  :)
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Sido on April 05, 2007, 02:08:31 PM
my hands are nice  :)
yes they are  :-*

so loofas is what these things are called.. feels nice using them :) plus it somehow makes a drop of soap coat your entire body by foaming it up or so (?) o_O you save money too, greedy crackas  8)
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 05, 2007, 02:21:25 PM
I don't take showers.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Stocky on April 05, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
I bathe in chlorine.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 09:44:46 AM
my roommate is foul

he sleeps on his bed with his shoes on and doesn't use a wash cloth. white people are nasty.

Bump.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Gay Boy on August 29, 2007, 10:11:55 AM
my roommate is foul

he sleeps on his bed with his shoes on and doesn't use a wash cloth. white people are nasty.

Bump.
I thought you learned by now over the course of this thread, white people don't use wash cloths to wash their body! If they use anything it's a loofa.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: abrader on August 29, 2007, 10:29:41 AM
i use a cock-rag

Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 10:45:02 AM
my roommate is foul

he sleeps on his bed with his shoes on and doesn't use a wash cloth. white people are nasty.

Bump.
I thought you learned by now over the course of this thread, white people don't use wash cloths to wash their body! If they use anything it's a loofa.

doesn't stop it from being nasty!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on August 29, 2007, 10:47:31 AM
Himuro
Silencio


listen to your tag nubian!  :maf
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2007, 01:51:55 PM
Washcloths are just a waste of time, why do you need to transfer your soap to a dirty rag, only to then transfer that soap to your body again? Cut out the middleman.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 01:53:39 PM
dirty rag? you mean clean rag, right?

if it's such a waste of time, how the hell do you wipe your ass? with your hand? disgusting. you actually think that toilet paper keeps your ass smelling fresh and clean?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 29, 2007, 02:06:10 PM
You think using the same rag every day is clean?

Just lather some soap in your hands and then rub it on your body. It's actually pretty easy to understand.

Also, who are you sharing soap with? I have my own bar. Can't get any more sanitary than that. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 02:08:02 PM
You use a different rag every day, dumb ass.

I don't share soap. I use shower gel anyways.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 29, 2007, 02:11:05 PM
How often do you do laundry? That shit piles up dumbass.

For all the shit that you expose your body to on a daily level, not using a wash-rag is such an asinine thing to argue about.
 Like I said, just get your own damn bar of soap? Soap is like $1 for a 4 pack.


Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 02:11:54 PM
I do laundry every 3 days, so that's twice a week. I have multiple wash clothes anyways.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 29, 2007, 02:12:03 PM
You use a different rag every day, dumb ass.

I don't share soap. I use shower gel anyways.

THEN WHAT THE FCK ARE YOU ARGUING ABOUT?? GOD damn using a wash rag in your case is probably even less sanitary than just pouring some into your hands.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 02:12:30 PM
What?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2007, 02:12:36 PM
dirty rag? you mean clean rag, right?

if it's such a waste of time, how the hell do you wipe your ass? with your hand? disgusting. you actually think that toilet paper keeps your ass smelling fresh and clean?

so your body is covered in shit and you use the washcloth to keep your hand clean? Okay, I'll say a washcloth might be useful there.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 02:13:11 PM
Body covered in shit? You wash your ass last. See, white people are foul! They wash their ass first probably! with their HAND!  :o
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 29, 2007, 02:24:47 PM
Body covered in shit? You wash your ass last. See, white people are foul! They wash their ass first probably! with their HAND!  :o


Washing the dirtiest parts first makes more sense.  If you wash the clean parts first, the debris from cleaning the dirty parts will dirty the formerly clean parts. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 02:28:30 PM
how will it dirty the "formally" clean parts if the hand is obscured with a towel. unless i actively rewash those clean parts, they won't be tainted. after washing the ass i just put the towel under the shower to rinse it off and ring it out, then i rinse all the soap off of me and voila.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 29, 2007, 02:32:09 PM

When you wash your ass, there's gonna be some splashing from the cleaning that will get on the rest of your body.  It's unavoidable unless you cover up the rest of your body when you're cleaning your ass. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Takuan on August 29, 2007, 02:54:54 PM
"ah wash mahself with uh rag on uh stick"  :-*

I just lather with my female-soft hands. Seems to do the trick for me. Rag users: assuming you scrub your anus, aren't you washing yourself off with a shitcloth everytime you shower?  :-X
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 29, 2007, 03:03:55 PM
Real men are confident about their dirt. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Yeti on August 29, 2007, 03:07:51 PM
So do you use a washcloth when you shampoo your hair Himuro?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: etiolate on August 29, 2007, 03:12:14 PM
Think of all the lovely bacteria growing on your wash cloths.

Anyways, my body is CLEAN and I smell delightful. That smell white people have is from eating real foods instead of foodlike products.  SNAP!
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Himu on August 29, 2007, 03:22:16 PM
why can't you get it into your heads that you never reuse the same cloth?

yeti: no, that's because hair isn't that hard to clean and nails are really all you need.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Takuan on August 29, 2007, 03:24:25 PM
why can't you get it into your heads that you never reuse the same cloth?

yeti: no, that's because hair isn't that hard to clean and nails are really all you need.
That's pretty wasteful. To each his own. Personally, I loooove touching myself.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: FatalT on August 29, 2007, 03:34:46 PM
Why do black people get "ashy?" What the hell does being "ashy" mean?

Why do black people put grease in their hair? What exactly does it do?

What's all this talk about "waves" and "wave hats?"
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Mupepe on August 29, 2007, 03:50:02 PM
why do black people smell like coconuts?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Tauntaun on August 29, 2007, 03:50:55 PM
why do black people smell like coconuts?

my wife says I smell like coconuts, does this mean my penis will grow bigger? :hyper
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: FatalT on August 29, 2007, 04:01:52 PM
why do black people smell like coconuts?

I think most lotions black people use are all coconut-based or something. It's so that they don't get "ashy" which I still don't know wtf means.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 29, 2007, 04:03:15 PM
why do black people smell like coconuts?

I think most lotions black people use are all coconut-based or something. It's so that they don't get "ashy" which I still don't know wtf means.

when their skin flakes it looks white, which makes them look grayish instead of black. 
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: FatalT on August 29, 2007, 04:05:10 PM
when their skin flakes it looks white, which makes them look grayish instead of black. 

Ah, so do black people "dry out" in the sun or something?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Yeti on August 30, 2007, 04:29:32 AM
why can't you get it into your heads that you never reuse the same cloth?

yeti: no, that's because hair isn't that hard to clean and nails are really all you need.

How do you figure? Skin is one slick and slippery surface area, it is much easier to clean than hair.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: cloudwalking on August 30, 2007, 04:55:29 AM
it's just a simple fact: shower puffs/loofahs are better than rags OR your hands because they exfoliate the skin. they slough off the dead skin cells and dirt that can lead to zits, dry skin, oily skin, etc. rags and your hands don't do this.

if i can't wash myself with a shower puff i feel filthy. i get it all lathery and scrub (not too hard) and my skin comes out all clean and soft. it just doesn't feel the same if i can't use one.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Yeti on August 30, 2007, 03:02:25 PM
When you wash your hands at the sink do you use a washcloth?
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 30, 2007, 05:52:53 PM
how the hell does a rag help?  you have to use one of those sponge thingies.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: y2kev on August 30, 2007, 06:10:59 PM
Rags are filthy ew. I don't like the idea of wiping yourself down with wet smelly rags, unless you have a different rag for every day. Which maybe you do.

I use a lufa.
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 30, 2007, 06:15:19 PM
i get it all lathery and scrub (not too hard) and my skin comes out all clean and soft.

I'll be the judge of that
Title: Re: How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?
Post by: Mupepe on August 30, 2007, 06:27:54 PM
I didn't think to bring a wash cloth to rub away the dirt. Myself and I we share this barely beating heart of hurt. And when the hurt comes theres an argument, a fight to save a smile, a small attack on human tears to dry them for a while.

A dream we all should count on. Yeah a vision I believe Where confidence is found, attached to wires on our sleeve. And where loneliness is history. Told to pack his shit and leave. And where guidance is a fortune, told to help in time of need.

And where crying isn't secret, it's the art of how we grieve. And lessons are the key to every goal I will achieve. I will achieve.