How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?

[Yeti]

dirty rag? you mean clean rag, right?

if it's such a waste of time, how the hell do you wipe your ass? with your hand? disgusting. you actually think that toilet paper keeps your ass smelling fresh and clean?

so your body is covered in shit and you use the washcloth to keep your hand clean? Okay, I'll say a washcloth might be useful there.

[Himu]

Body covered in shit? You wash your ass last. See, white people are foul! They wash their ass first probably! with their HAND! 

[Smooth Groove]

Body covered in shit? You wash your ass last. See, white people are foul! They wash their ass first probably! with their HAND! 

Washing the dirtiest parts first makes more sense.  If you wash the clean parts first, the debris from cleaning the dirty parts will dirty the formerly clean parts. 

[Himu]

how will it dirty the "formally" clean parts if the hand is obscured with a towel. unless i actively rewash those clean parts, they won't be tainted. after washing the ass i just put the towel under the shower to rinse it off and ring it out, then i rinse all the soap off of me and voila.

[Smooth Groove]

When you wash your ass, there's gonna be some splashing from the cleaning that will get on the rest of your body.  It's unavoidable unless you cover up the rest of your body when you're cleaning your ass. 

[Takuan]

"ah wash mahself with uh rag on uh stick" 

I just lather with my female-soft hands. Seems to do the trick for me. Rag users: assuming you scrub your anus, aren't you washing yourself off with a shitcloth everytime you shower? 

[Madrun Badrun]

Real men are confident about their dirt. 

[Yeti]

So do you use a washcloth when you shampoo your hair Himuro?

[etiolate]

Think of all the lovely bacteria growing on your wash cloths.

Anyways, my body is CLEAN and I smell delightful. That smell white people have is from eating real foods instead of foodlike products.  SNAP!

[Himu]

why can't you get it into your heads that you never reuse the same cloth?

yeti: no, that's because hair isn't that hard to clean and nails are really all you need.

[Takuan]

why can't you get it into your heads that you never reuse the same cloth?

yeti: no, that's because hair isn't that hard to clean and nails are really all you need.

That's pretty wasteful. To each his own. Personally, I loooove touching myself.

[FatalT]

Why do black people get "ashy?" What the hell does being "ashy" mean?

Why do black people put grease in their hair? What exactly does it do?

What's all this talk about "waves" and "wave hats?"

[Mupepe]

why do black people smell like coconuts?

[Tauntaun]

why do black people smell like coconuts?

my wife says I smell like coconuts, does this mean my penis will grow bigger?

[FatalT]

why do black people smell like coconuts?

I think most lotions black people use are all coconut-based or something. It's so that they don't get "ashy" which I still don't know wtf means.

[Madrun Badrun]

why do black people smell like coconuts?

I think most lotions black people use are all coconut-based or something. It's so that they don't get "ashy" which I still don't know wtf means.

when their skin flakes it looks white, which makes them look grayish instead of black. 

[FatalT]

when their skin flakes it looks white, which makes them look grayish instead of black. 

Ah, so do black people "dry out" in the sun or something?

[Yeti]

why can't you get it into your heads that you never reuse the same cloth?

yeti: no, that's because hair isn't that hard to clean and nails are really all you need.

How do you figure? Skin is one slick and slippery surface area, it is much easier to clean than hair.

[cloudwalking]

it's just a simple fact: shower puffs/loofahs are better than rags OR your hands because they exfoliate the skin. they slough off the dead skin cells and dirt that can lead to zits, dry skin, oily skin, etc. rags and your hands don't do this.

if i can't wash myself with a shower puff i feel filthy. i get it all lathery and scrub (not too hard) and my skin comes out all clean and soft. it just doesn't feel the same if i can't use one.

[Yeti]

When you wash your hands at the sink do you use a washcloth?

[brawndolicious]

how the hell does a rag help?  you have to use one of those sponge thingies.

[y2kev]

Rags are filthy ew. I don't like the idea of wiping yourself down with wet smelly rags, unless you have a different rag for every day. Which maybe you do.

I use a lufa.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

i get it all lathery and scrub (not too hard) and my skin comes out all clean and soft.

I'll be the judge of that

[Mupepe]

I didn't think to bring a wash cloth to rub away the dirt. Myself and I we share this barely beating heart of hurt. And when the hurt comes theres an argument, a fight to save a smile, a small attack on human tears to dry them for a while.

A dream we all should count on. Yeah a vision I believe Where confidence is found, attached to wires on our sleeve. And where loneliness is history. Told to pack his shit and leave. And where guidance is a fortune, told to help in time of need.

And where crying isn't secret, it's the art of how we grieve. And lessons are the key to every goal I will achieve. I will achieve.