How the hell do you wash yourself without a wash cloth?

[Himu]

I don't get it. How is it possible? All you do is rub the soap against your body and that's it? If that's the case that's not washing, but just lathering yourself up with a nice smelling substance. How the fuck is this possible? How the hell do you wash your cock without a towel? It this a white people thing?

[Phoenix Dark]

That's why so many white people have that stale white person smell. You can't properly clean off everything by smoothing over your body with your god damn hand. A wash cloth cleans the skin thoroughly, and gets in the pores and stuff.

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts but didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

[Himu]

[Beezy]

That's why so many white people have that stale white person smell. You can't properly clean off everything by smoothing over your body with your god damn hand. A wash cloth cleans the skin thoroughly, and gets in the pores and stuff.

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

Fixed.

Lmao @ the rest of this post.

That's why some of them have that bologna or wet dog smell. Dirty muthafuckas.

[Flannel Boy]

[Himu]

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.

[Flannel Boy]

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.

Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

[Phoenix Dark]

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.

Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

When I think of Africa I think of white people fucking shit up.

[Beezy]

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I tried that bullshit before. Worthless soft piece of shit. GTFO with that shit!

[Eel O'Brian]

I'm white and I use a washcloth or sponge, dorks.

It's a good thing white people didn't also steal your hair care techniques, or all the white kids would be leaving grease spots on school bus windows, too.

[Himu]

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

It's their European ties. Europeans were FILTHY. Especially the British, who felt that bathing was unclean.

Yeah, when I think of Africa, I think of cleanliness.

It's a smoke screen used by the white man to turn the people of western civilization into anti-African state drones.

[Phoenix Dark]

That's why so many white people have that stale white person smell. You can't properly clean off everything by smoothing over your body with your god damn hand. A wash cloth cleans the skin thoroughly, and gets in the pores and stuff.

White people stole our music, or rice, and our damn peanuts don't didn't have the god damn sense to steal our washing techniques too. Shows where their priorities are

Fixed.

Lmao @ the rest of this post.

That's why some of them have that bologna or wet dog smell. Dirty muthafuckas.

Whoops, I edited the post lol. My bad

[Himu]

It's a good thing white people didn't also steal your hair care techniques, or all the white kids would be leaving grease spots on school bus windows, too.

[demi]

Can you imagine Himuro, Beezy and the negroe clique trying to scrub their dusty elbows? Scritch scritch scritch. No wonder they are so agitated. Will Smith lappin house niccas.

[Himu]

[Phoenix Dark]

Can you imagine Himuro, Beezy and the negroe clique trying to scrub their dusty elbows? Scritch scritch scritch. No wonder they are so agitated. Will Smith lappin house niccas.

You just wish you could have some of this ash. Let's see you steal that!

[Himu]

*slaps lotion on*

[Flannel Boy]

*slaps lotion on*

No wonder blacks are so good at football, how the hell you gonna tackle that shit? 

[Phoenix Dark]

nicca I'm wearing a sweater so I don't need any lotion.

I love putting on a bunch of vaseline and going out in public during the summer. White people be staring and envious, but my niccas know what's good

[Himu]

Why do white people always make fun of us for putting grease in our hair

[Beezy]

*slaps lotion on*

Them nasty muthafuckas think they don't have to lotion their elbows just because their ashyness blends in with their skin. I can still tell you ashy, bitch! That shit looks dry as fuck!

[Himu]

I love putting on a bunch of vaseline and going out in public during the summer. White people be staring and envious, but my niccas know what's good

This topic is awesome.

[Beezy]

Why do white people always make fun of us for putting grease in our hair

Because their hair gets naturally greasy so they gotta wash that shit twice a day.

[Himu]

*slaps lotion on*

Them nasty muthafuckas think they don't have to lotion their elbows just because their ashyness blends in with their skin. I can still tell you ashy, bitch! That shit looks dry as fuck!

white person comes to my room: Why the fuck is there lotion over there? Dude that's disgusting, stop masturbating like that!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.

[Flannel Boy]

I accidently ran into a black dudes hair, so no my elbows aren't dry,

[demi]

Can you imagine Himuro, Beezy and the negroe clique trying to scrub their dusty elbows? Scritch scritch scritch. No wonder they are so agitated. Will Smith lappin house niccas.

You just wish you could have some of this ash. Let's see you steal that!

I already have a fireplace, you burnt ass crisp.

[Beezy]

I accidently ran into a black dudes hair, so no my elbows aren't dry,

I bet he fucked you up too.

[Himu]

I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.

Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool

[Flannel Boy]

I accidently ran into a black dudes hair, so no my elbows aren't dry,

I bet he fucked you up too.

Nah, his parole officer was with him.

[Himu]

Nah, his parole officer was with him.

Touche'

[Eel O'Brian]

[Himu]

I loved that avatar so much.

[Flannel Boy]

I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.

Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool

Three steps
1. Take a shower
2. Comb
3. Look at all the jealous black dudes starring at my hair

[Phoenix Dark]

I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.

Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool

I don't use any grease lol. My hair is rahter odd in the sense that it's not nappy at all, and kinda straight for a black dude. It just lays down for the most part.

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

[Beezy]

Three steps
1. Take a shower
2. Comb
3. Look at all the disgusted black dudes covering their noses

Fixed. It's not a shower without a washcloth.

[Beezy]

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.

[Himu]

I'll give white people the props for their hair: I love that shit. Throw some water at it and you're good for the day.

I had some amazing natural waves but my ugly ass barber was jealous so he cut them all off wtf. I knew it was sabatage when the nicca started the clippers at the front of my hairline and just started going up and up.

Dude, managing hair for me is as easy as 1, 2, 3. Simply shampoo in the shower, put grease on when my hair is wet, and brush. Instant waves. But then again, I have 100% awesome negro hair, and none of that nappy straight shit. :cool

I don't use any grease lol. My hair is rahter odd in the sense that it's not nappy at all, and kinda straight for a black dude. It just lays down for the most part.

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Whenever I have a fro and get a haircut, I already have waves. I don't have to brush shit honestly.

[Himu]

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.

I use it to strengthen my hair. Gives it a nice shine as well.

But then you got these niccas with wave caps.

[Beezy]

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.

I use it to strengthen my hair. Gives it a nice shine as well.

But then you got these niccas with wave caps.

This one kid I knew in junior high school would wear a wave cap all the time and only took it off to put grease in his hair and hten brush it for like 10 minutes straight. He actually did start getting waves a few months later though.

[Himu]

[Phoenix Dark]

It's annoying because people will ask me what I use, and when I say I have natural waves they're like whatever negro

Haha, same thing always happened to me before I started growing my hair. I didn't use any grease either.

I use it to strengthen my hair. Gives it a nice shine as well.

But then you got these niccas with wave caps.

What's up with these niccas with that shit? They leave it on for 10 hours and then walk around with a big ass line all around their head. Like a penis head or some shit. nicca that ain't balllin

The sucky thing about me is that my line gets ugly after awhile. After maybe 2.5 weeks it starts growing uneven, and the peak comes out. I'm slowly learning how to cut that part myself and keep it lined up. Right now I definitely need a haircut lol

[Flannel Boy]

nicca, that be some jive shit, yo!

 

*leaves thread*

[Beezy]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

It's easy.

It's the same as washing your hands with soap, you don't need a wash cloth for that either.

You get soap all over your body and start rubbing with your hands.

I use a wash cloth, though, since I can AFFORD ONE.

lol only the special ed whities know what's good

[Flannel Boy]

He's not white and he's not special.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ruzbah you're not white? I didn't know other races suffered from autism

[Himu]

Hahaha

[lordmaji]

Loofahs ftw.

[Flannel Boy]

[lordmaji]

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Hey, Manson likes to stay clean these days.

[Tauntaun]

maybe because white folk weren't raised in Africa by monkeys and jackals.  yeah, I said it.

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seriously though, love you n_iggers, you're my slaves friends

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[Madrun Badrun]

But why would white people need to wash?  We've been clean from birth.

Beezy, himu, PD you know that scrubbing with a wash cloth will leave you red and scarred at best - never white 

[Cheebs]

people wash their bodies with WASHCLOTHS? I don't believe you. Everyone uses loofa's or their hands.

[Himu]

But why would white people need to wash?  We've been clean from birth.

Beezy, himu, PD you know that scrubbing with a wash cloth will leave you red and scarred at best - never white 

It doesn't scar you at all. What a bunch of pussies.

[Madrun Badrun]

But why would white people need to wash?  We've been clean from birth.

Beezy, himu, PD you know that scrubbing with a wash cloth will leave you red and scarred at best - never white 

It doesn't scar you at all. What a bunch of pussies.

My point was your scrubbing so hard to try and wash away the black - to become white.  But thats just not the way the body works my friend. 

[Cheebs]

is it a black thing to use wash cloths on the body in a shower? Evilbore is teaching me so much of other cultures.

[Himu]

It's more like a non-white people thing.

[Flannel Boy]

It's more like a non-white people thing.

South Asians wash?

News to my nose. 

[Himu]

We're talking about western civilization, prmilarily in America.