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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on April 14, 2007, 10:39:03 PM

Title: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: etiolate on April 14, 2007, 10:39:03 PM
It makes no sense.  You defecate in these things.  Shouldn't a darker color be standard?  I could make a fortune off of dark toilet bowels!
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 14, 2007, 10:42:27 PM
Racist!!!!
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 14, 2007, 10:43:26 PM
So you can see what colour your shit stains the walls.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: etiolate on April 14, 2007, 10:43:46 PM
Jiggaboo TOilets: Hide your skidmarks in our nappy headed bowls
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 14, 2007, 10:57:58 PM
Well i have a piss yellow bowl and a white one. And the white one stays cleaner from some reason.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 14, 2007, 11:42:01 PM
Aren't they made out of porcelin and isn't porcelin white? It could possibly be related.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: TVC15 on April 14, 2007, 11:46:13 PM
Why are toilets made out of porcelain?  Why has toilet paper not been replaced with cotton candy?  You could eat it while you poop and then wipe your ass with it afterwards.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 14, 2007, 11:49:34 PM
Why don't we have the three sea shells?
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Yeti on April 14, 2007, 11:57:53 PM
probably so you can tell when it gets dirty and needs to be cleaned.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 15, 2007, 12:02:36 AM
Quote from: Scurvy Stan on April 14, 2007, 11:49:34 PM
Why don't we have the three sea shells?

Thats like trying to devide zero by zero, and we all know what happens then right?
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: tehjaybo on April 15, 2007, 12:56:57 AM
White is a color that is associated with clean.  When I sit down to do my work, I like knowing that my ass hair is not being contaminated by some weird shit (no pun intended).  I'm going with that for now.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: xnikki118x on April 16, 2007, 12:19:51 AM
I don't remember if it was my dad's parents' house or what, but I used to go somewhere as a child where they had a hunter green toilet bowl. I thought it was better than the white one we had at home.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: cloudwalking on April 16, 2007, 02:01:47 AM
i saw some green toilets in japan
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 16, 2007, 11:05:51 AM
Quote from: cloudwalking on April 16, 2007, 02:01:47 AM
i saw some green toilets in japan

Japan has some pale green and pale blue toilets.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 16, 2007, 01:41:49 PM
Quote from: G on April 15, 2007, 12:02:36 AM
Quote from: Scurvy Stan on April 14, 2007, 11:49:34 PM
Why don't we have the three sea shells?

Thats like trying to devide zero by zero, and we all know what happens then right?

your penis shrivels
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 16, 2007, 01:45:29 PM
no thats when you see the bzhole
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2007, 03:44:54 PM
Well it's only fair that people get to shit on something that's white for once instead of just being shitted on by whites for life

(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9646/49254544gs8.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 16, 2007, 05:20:35 PM
The one in my basement is pure black.
Title: Re: Why is white the standard color for toilet bowls?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2007, 05:25:04 PM
Is that why you keep it in the basement, which is like the back of the bus? I see how it is