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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:25:03 PM

Title: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:25:03 PM
So about this time last year she lost her job and just got a new one a month ago that won't be enough to pay the bills. She is in a bit of panic.

So now that I'm 18 she's forcing me to pay for absolutely everything. I'm not talking about the usual things like cloths or car, thats fine I should be paying for that - I'm talking about batteries, bottled water. Now I'm still in fucking high school and haven't worked in 2 months. She's also trying to push me into a job where I would be gone for the summer and the other day she asked to borrow $500.

At the same time - she does absolutely nothing on her end to save money and still maintain this attitude like "poor me, I give all the I can to my only son".   >:(


Its the way she brings it up to like this morning

Me "while your out can you pick up AA's for my electric tooth brush"
Her agitated "Your paying for it, right?"

It's pissing me off.

I'm trying to save up for a bike so I can actually go to other jobs and every time I turn around she's hitting me with another charge.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 12:27:50 PM
Its AA batteries, get some from a friend.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:29:53 PM
Its AA batteries, get some from a friend.

I was just using that as an example but theres like 1000 things small like that. 
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 12:30:40 PM
those batteries aren't for her toothbrush.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:32:39 PM
those batteries aren't for her toothbrush.

 :-\  There for my toothbrush.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Ichirou on April 21, 2007, 12:36:51 PM
Sounds like you're screwed, dude.  What're you doing after high school?  You need to start thinking about getting a place of your own.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Cheebs on April 21, 2007, 12:37:45 PM
you are going to college right?
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:39:55 PM
I have to work a year so I can pay for uni and to move out.   :(  Its going to be a long year, and I thought things would get better after highschool  :lol... :-\
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 12:44:36 PM
Well just to put things into perspective:

A.) You WILL have the option to move out at 18. It'll be rough but if this bugs you it'll be worth it.

B.) Multiply those 1000 little things she asks you for by at least 1000 and you'll have what she has probably spent on you in her lifetime.

Sure your mom might be asking for more than other moms. But you know back in the day a kid would have a job at like 12. Wtf right? Im just saying be the grown up here and keep that upper lip stiff until you have a chance to move out.

No one likes a whiny teen.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2007, 12:45:43 PM
Get a job. She doesn't have to take care of you anymore
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 12:49:06 PM
yeah, not only buy the batteries, jerk, but your mom might be feelin' a little lonely tonight. does she have a bf? how 'bout you put on a little mood music -- say, peter gabriel -- and give her nubbin a little rubbin'. maybe she'll even return the favor.

(take pictures.)
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 12:49:55 PM
Im just saying you clearly have money to blow on booze, whats a few AA's or some bottled water.

The 500 dollar loan is a little silly but she asked, she didnt demand. You said no I assume. No harm done.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:51:48 PM
I don't whine to her.  I whine here.  lol.

Its just for years she went on about how it's ok that she didn't put into a uni fund because she was going to offer me a room and board all though uni.  ...sigh.   What bugs me here is how much of a hypocrites she is.

What scares me to what if she gets really desperate for money, will she start making me pay rent, something she promised not to do.  and if thats so it would be no better than being out on my own now. 

Its she's not helping at all, when I'm struggling though school and trying to save up so I can go to school so I don't turn out like her.

And everytime I hit at being unhappy about this she brings up how she was independent when she was 17 - well look where it got her now  >:(   
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
not only that, he's been looting her liquor cabinet. i think he owes her a little more than just the AA batteries. i think he owes her a head under the sheets and the acrid tang of motherhood on his lips. and he owes us pictures.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 12:54:41 PM
Get a job. She doesn't have to take care of you anymore

I do have a job;  its just I haven't been able to work for it in 2 months because were doing contracts in another city and I can't go because I have school.  I have to wait till the contracts come back here which I'm hoping will be soon.


MAF I said I would give the 500 loan - it's a maybe thing so she might not need it and a lot of it will be going towards my dog so I don't mind. 
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 12:55:42 PM
my parents didn't save for my college. my parents made me pay rent for the summers i was home. life sucks sometimes. the world owes you little more than a kick in the balls.

as for your mom, life doesn't turn out as nicely as we all plan. she probably woulda loved to help you out, but living costs money, and even the best laid plans often don't turn out so well.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 21, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
no wonder your drinking dude  :-\ i feel you though. you need to take yourself out of the equation though. When you go to school you should try and move out.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 12:56:32 PM
YOU decided to give her the loan, it is not her fault for asking if youre angry, its your fault for giving. You could have said no. If you can make things a little easier for her with BOTTLED WATER or AA BATTERIES so be it. Worst case you have to move out, but thats ultimately your choice.

Also, don't listen to G, everything he says is fiction.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 12:57:45 PM
Quote from: G
you need to take yourself out of the equation though
says the guy stalking some quasi-fictional hamsaurus.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 21, 2007, 12:57:55 PM
Get a job. She doesn't have to take care of you anymore

I do have a job;  its just I haven't been able to work for it in 2 months because were doing contracts in another city and I can't go because I have school.  I have to wait till the contracts come back here which I'm hoping will be soon.


MAF I said I would give the 500 loan - it's a maybe thing so she might not need it and a lot of it will be going towards my dog so I don't mind. 

Get another job. Canada has a good economy right? There are many part time gigs you can get at this time.

Remember she has no obligation to take care of you now - you're 18 and an adult.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 21, 2007, 12:58:12 PM
yes cause my wonderful booze advice has been all fiction. Unleper me damn you.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 12:58:58 PM
Quote from: G
you need to take yourself out of the equation though
says the guy stalking some quasi-fictional hamsaurus.

(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/606/bzcoverph8.jpg)
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 12:59:51 PM
you hafta tell everyone the TRUTH about "roxy" and then i will petition willco to unleper you. if you do not tell the truth i will make sure that you eat the contents of tvc's package before you are ever unlepered.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 21, 2007, 01:02:00 PM
I have yet to get that package from Whiteman. As for the real story behind roxanne thats easy enough. Maybe later tonight i will tell the story behind her and I.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 01:02:32 PM
I have yet to get that package from Whiteman. As for the real story behind roxanne thats easy enough. Maybe later tonight i will tell the story behind her and I.

dont you mean 'behind me and myself'
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 01:02:41 PM
not STORY. TRUTH.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 21, 2007, 01:04:07 PM
TRUTH yes and its not just about me its about a special someone named Roxy as well.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 01:07:36 PM
my parents didn't save for my college. my parents made me pay rent for the summers i was home. life sucks sometimes. the world owes you little more than a kick in the balls.

as for your mom, life doesn't turn out as nicely as we all plan. she probably woulda loved to help you out, but living costs money, and even the best laid plans often don't turn out so well.


She maintains a cabin that coasts about 7000 a year to maintain.  She has monthly theater tickets.  Its not like she lives in rags. 

really I understand that people have less than me and I plan to work my way though school and to move out in a year.  It's the absolute lack of help, when she was support to be some one that would help me.  The money bugs me but its not the main problem I mean if worst comes to worse I get done with highschool in 2 months, get the jobs i was planning to, and sell my games if i really need money.   
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 02:21:02 PM
I have to pay rent. I make more than anyone in this household, so it's cool.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 03:29:26 PM
I have to pay rent. I make more than anyone in this household, so it's cool.

how did you get a job working out of your home? 
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 03:33:00 PM
Luck.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 03:33:38 PM
Luck.

need an assistant?   ;)
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2007, 04:18:45 PM
This sounds kind of naive and sheltered.  Yes, parents asking for money is desperate, but I also had to pay for crap like batteries by myself.  I'm not sure that providing batteries is a prerequisite of parenting.

Batteries and bottled water?

She has to pay for rent and utilities and insurance and (I'm guessing here) credit card debt.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 04:29:54 PM
Father Mike, you are just going to have to own up to the fact that you are going to have to murder your mom.  It's the only way.  And since you will never have the opportunity to do so again, I recommend having sex with her corpse.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 04:30:17 PM
no credit card debts.  She just ran out of money form not having a job for 10 months. 

its not the money, I've been paying for 1/3 of the cable and internet for 2 years and am paying off my own laptop (slowly). 

and it's not about batteries and bottles water, its that for years she said she would help me, now the time has come and in the last 2 months she has totally went back on everything she has said.  Its that at 18 I don't have a parent for a support and it's come as a bit of a shock.  Because she's basically saying that besides food and shelter I'm on my own.   

Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: DrMiletski on April 21, 2007, 04:30:28 PM
Father Mike, you are just going to have to own up to the fact that you are going to have to murder your mom.  It's the only way.  And since you will never have the opportunity to do so again, I recommend having sex with her corpse.

I completely agree.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2007, 04:39:20 PM
So paying partially for luxury items that you probably use more than her is a crime?  Are you kidding?  When I wanted broadband, I had to fork over the entire initial payments, because my mom was content with dial-up.

You're paying off your own laptop?  Woe!  I never got any assistance on any PC purchases, even school-related, or anything.  My mother was enraged when I got a freelance writing gig at 16-years-old, because my paychecks were inconsistent.  When I was 17-years-old, I already started buying me own clothes, food, personal purchases and college tuition.

You're 18-years-old! Start acting like it!  If you think paying for food, shelter, utilities and all the bills and responsibilities that comes with living, I simply cannot wait for you to move out of the house.  Most have a difficult enough time doing it for one person (themselves!), but you add the burden of a teenage parasite!

If my parents said I could live in their house rent free and not pay for food, but I had to pay for personal purchases, luxury items and fucking BATTERIES - I'd do it in a heartbeat!
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: DrMiletski on April 21, 2007, 04:44:19 PM
Kill her, Mike.  Kill all of the ones that are making you pay for batteries.  You will not truly be a free man until you step out of your front door, naked, covered in blood, head to toe, holding your mother's decapitated, semen-soaked head aloft, shouting aloud, "RASH INDEED IS HE WHO RECKONS ON THE MORROW, OR HAPLY ON DAYS BEYOND IT; FOR TOMORROW IS NOT UNTIL TODAY IS PAST."
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Vizzys on April 21, 2007, 04:47:21 PM
Willco sounds like an old man :lol

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Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 04:50:58 PM
ya your right wilco, I think i have other things bugging me today to and it all kind of was directed in the wrong place.


"RASH INDEED IS HE WHO RECKONS ON THE MORROW, OR HAPLY ON DAYS BEYOND IT; FOR TOMORROW IS NOT UNTIL TODAY IS PAST."

where is that from Dr? 
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: DrMiletski on April 21, 2007, 04:53:01 PM
Trachiniae, by Sophocles.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2007, 04:57:52 PM
I think most young people that have not lived on their own grossly underestimate how much it costs to feed a person.  That's the cost that all kids overlook when first moving, myself included.  You're like, "It can't be that much - burgers are just 99 cents at McDonald's! So food is cheap! Heck, my parents buy food all the time!"

That's not including the other costs that add up, like toiletries, paper napkins/towels, laundry, etc.  Utilities, especially in California, are horrendously expensive.  I pay more in fees and taxes on utilities than I do for actual energy charges.

So yeah, a parent who gives a kid a free place to sleep and eat is probably the best gift a parent could give for someone who will be going to college.

I think the most immature comment made by an 18-year-old kid goes to my brother, though.  He worked during the entire summer because he wanted a car, which my mother financed for him and got insurance for (he has to pay it off).  When he learned he would have to work during the school year because of the insurance costs and to prepare for the impending tuition costs, he said, "WHAT? I JUST WORKED THREE STRAIGHT MONTHS! I WANT TO TAKE A BREAK!"

 :lol

I should call my landlord and be like, "Dude, I know you like money - but I really need a break right now.  I worked for like three or four months.  That's straight.  Not even vacation time, man.  I'm practically a slave!"

WELCOME TO EARF.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 04:57:58 PM
I pay for my own DSL as well, plus the rent. It's in her name though, so I could be like -- fuck yo DSL, I dun wanna pay for it anymore! Huahuaha.
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 06:51:08 PM
Im on Willco's side
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:28:45 PM
I might as well but this in here instead of making another thread for it.

It's suppose to be my prom tonight and I'm here at home.    :'(
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 10:30:16 PM
I might as well but this in here instead of making another thread for it.

It's suppose to be my prom tonight and I'm here at home.    :'(

This is like TEENAGER:  THE OFFICIAL THREAD.  I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM :(
Title: Re: My mom's turning into a blood sucker :(
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:32:03 PM
I know.   :'(

Such a crummy day. 

Will you still love me even after all this whiteman?   :-*
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2007, 10:36:14 PM
My prom night, I got so high and drunk I blacked out and tried to hook up with a bi-sexual chick and my friends dumped me on my porch and my mom dragged me to a medical clinic to get tested but I refused.  True story.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
that makes me feel better.  who else has shitty prom stories? 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 10:42:36 PM
that makes me feel better.  who else has shitty prom stories? 

My prom was at a pretty nice country club.  I had some sort of teenager lol fallout with the girl that was my date and in bitchy protest I went upstairs to this lounge area and watched Monstervision on TNT all night.  I wrangled some of my friends into it, too.

Then we went out and got fucked up in some dude's strange house.  You know how some people collect the weirdest shit?  Someone in his family collected keys.  Not just neat looking skeleton keys, but random house and luggage keys. . .you know, keys that aren't that special.  There was a room in his house dedicated to keys.  They covered the walls, inch by inch.  There was no space on the walls that did not have a key fastened to it.  The room was on the top story of a house, so the roof did that slanty sloping thing where the ceiling was, and even that area, probably near ten feet up, was COVERED in keys.  I ended up stealing some of them.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:46:03 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 10:47:39 PM
that makes me feel better.  who else has shitty prom stories? 

I didn't go to prom.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:48:20 PM
do you regret it? 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 10:49:42 PM
Somewhat. You only get one prom.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:50:35 PM
 :-\  White lies would have been the better answer, lol. 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Vizzys on April 21, 2007, 10:52:46 PM
Overrated waste of time. Prom = nothing. This is the teenager mentality, escape it.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 10:54:57 PM
Overrated waste of time. Prom = nothing. This is the teenager mentality, escape it.

Ooo, Mr. Noncomformist.

It's a formal where you get to chill with your friends.  People in high school don't often get the opportunity to do something like that.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Vizzys on April 21, 2007, 10:55:34 PM
I was trying to make him feel better :lol
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:56:06 PM
well I have no friends, so that must mean i'm not missing out, right?  :lol
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 10:56:47 PM
I was trying to make him feel better :lol

Oh shit.

Why aren't you at the prom, Father Mike?

If you want something to do, you can help me plot how I am going to get G to commit suicide.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:59:57 PM
Quoted from a mupepe thread

no friends no date. it wouldn't have been a fun evening. plus the girl i can't seem to get over will be there - dressed beautify I assume. fuck.

There just isn't reason to go, but that only goes to remind me what I've been missing in high school.  :-\

I would help plot but I like g.  got something else for me to do?   
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 11:18:21 PM
highlander endgame is on.  I guess my evening isn't so bad.   ...:-\
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 11:19:38 PM
highlander endgame is on.  I guess my evening isn't so bad.   ...:-\


Wait a second. . .prom?  Are you still in high school? 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 11:23:47 PM
highlander endgame is on.  I guess my evening isn't so bad.   ...:-\


Wait a second. . .prom?  Are you still in high school? 

yes.  its well known i am, lol. 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 11:25:06 PM
highlander endgame is on.  I guess my evening isn't so bad.   ...:-\


Wait a second. . .prom?  Are you still in high school? 

yes.  its well known i am, lol. 

You're in high school and your mom charges you rent?  That's fucking crazy.  You need to get yourself one of those serated Rambo knives that's basically a sword and saw the bitches head off, eastern European style.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 11:28:37 PM
I didn't say she charges me rent.  I said she makes me pay for everything but food and rent; after years of promising she wouldn't do that.

I fear that if money gets any tighter she will make me pay rent.   
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 11:29:31 PM
I didn't say she charges me rent.  I said she makes me pay for everything but food and rent; after years of promising she wouldn't do that.

I fear that if money gets any tighter she will make me pay rent.  

Good, that means we have time for premeditation.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 11:31:28 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 11:34:48 PM
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Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 21, 2007, 11:38:05 PM
Just go to the Prom. Then feel like shit and come back home...but as you walk into the kitchen you see a cake with 19 candles and a muscle bound hobo sitting indian style on the table. You then sit across from the cake, the light of the candles illuminating the hobos scraggly beard. You both pull in for a kiss...he farts...you laugh...and you both get your sex on.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 11:40:31 PM
Father Mike I would see about getting a good 50 or so gallon drum so we can dissolve your mom's body.  If there's no body, it will make this drastically easier to pull off.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 21, 2007, 11:44:10 PM
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Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 11:47:55 PM
Just go to the Prom. Then feel like shit and come back home...but as you walk into the kitchen you see a cake with 19 candles and a muscle bound hobo sitting indian style on the table. You then sit across from the cake, the light of the candles illuminating the hobos scraggly beard. You both pull in for a kiss...he farts...you laugh...and you both get your sex on.

 :lol :lol :lol

I don't know where that came from but I like it...Its to late for the prom, I needed tickets months ago. 

Whiteman I think we'll need a 100 Galon barrel.

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Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: xnikki118x on April 22, 2007, 12:20:13 AM
I went to the prom each of my 4 years in high school, and loved it. It's not for everyone, though. Ecro wouldn't have gone junior or senior year if I didn't wanna go.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: cloudwalking on April 22, 2007, 12:29:28 AM
3 guys asked me to prom but i turned them all down -- i was saving up for a new PC at the time and i didn't have the extra money to waste on hair, nails, shoes, a dress, etc. i told them all this, too. i'm not afraid to announce my nerdiness.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 22, 2007, 12:31:14 AM
I didnt go to the prom but I did go to the party that sorta roamed all around town till 7am.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 12:34:54 AM
3 guys asked me to prom but i turned them all down -- i was saving up for a new PC at the time and i didn't have the extra money to waste on hair, nails, shoes, a dress, etc. i told them all this, too. i'm not afraid to announce my nerdiness.

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Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: brawndolicious on April 22, 2007, 12:49:05 AM
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O 'GASM.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 12:50:51 AM
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O 'GASM.

is that a woamn? 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: brawndolicious on April 22, 2007, 12:51:51 AM
is that a woamn? 
No, Bill Gates.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 22, 2007, 12:52:52 AM
Go to the party afterwards and be a champ
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:06:32 AM
Go to the party afterwards and be a champ

don't know where they are :(. 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 01:10:19 AM
Go to the party afterwards and be a champ

don't know where they are :(. 

Why do you not have any friends?
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:21:28 AM
Go to the party afterwards and be a champ

don't know where they are :(. 

Why do you not have any friends?

I don't know.   :'( :'( :'( 

People like me, they talk to me.  But i'm always alone.  i have plans with everyone i knoe, like hey when we getting to gether to finnish bebop arvie or lets do something some time arvie,but nothing ever happens.  and when it does its always bad, im a very boring person once you get past my zestyness.  and then after proplr hang out with me they don't ask so much for it again, so i push people away.  and i dont have friends because i dont have friends, so i cant go out and meet peolple.  and the worst is social anxiety so i cant do things on my own. 

 :-\
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 01:22:56 AM
:(

I'd be your friend.  If I weren't like 8 years older than you.  People would think I was your drug dealer or sex muppet or something.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:25:31 AM
 :lol  that my problem too allll the people i meet on my job are pushing thirty, so my family thinks im gay when i befriend them  :( 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 01:25:57 AM
Fuck you man, I'm not pushing 30.  You go to hell and you die.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Christopher on April 22, 2007, 01:27:14 AM
Go to the party afterwards and be a champ

don't know where they are :(. 

Why do you not have any friends?

I don't know.   :'( :'( :'( 

People like me, they talk to me.  But i'm always alone.  i have plans with everyone i knoe, like hey when we getting to gether to finnish bebop arvie or lets do something some time arvie,but nothing ever happens.  and when it does its always bad, im a very boring person once you get past my zestyness.  and then after proplr hang out with me they don't ask so much for it again, so i push people away.  and i dont have friends because i dont have friends, so i cant go out and meet peolple.  and the worst is social anxiety so i cant do things on my own. 

 :-\

Me too I HATE to do things alone - I can't eat outside by myself, it's just so weird.  I can releate on some of those issues too dude, but your going to have to do something about it if you want them to change...
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:27:46 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

well there ilder than you but 26 - 30 all the same in the eyes of 18 old. 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 01:39:46 AM
:(  Oh well, I felt bad for you until you called me old!
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:41:58 AM
 :lol  I wasn't thinking, forgiveme iv been drinking.   :)

and dont feel bad for me, ive made my mistakes and there the reason why im alone for the most part.   
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Christopher on April 22, 2007, 01:44:06 AM
:(  Oh well, I felt bad for you until you called me old!

well to be fair to him 26 is kinna old isn't it?  This is like marrage age.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:45:46 AM
:(  Oh well, I felt bad for you until you called me old!

well to be fair to him 26 is kinna old isn't it?  This is like marrage age.

or just finnishing lawschool if your malek age 

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:-*  malek where are you? 
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Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Go to the party afterwards and be a champ

don't know where they are :(. 

Why do you not have any friends?

I don't know.   :'( :'( :'( 

People like me, they talk to me.  But i'm always alone.  i have plans with everyone i knoe, like hey when we getting to gether to finnish bebop arvie or lets do something some time arvie,but nothing ever happens.  and when it does its always bad, im a very boring person once you get past my zestyness.  and then after proplr hang out with me they don't ask so much for it again, so i push people away.  and i dont have friends because i dont have friends, so i cant go out and meet peolple.  and the worst is social anxiety so i cant do things on my own. 

 :-\

This happens to me all the time. I have a group of friends who will always be like,"Me and such did this. It was cool." and I'm all,"Wtf? And why wasn't I invited? I'd like to go." "We weren't so sure you'd like it."

Wtf?

At that point,  you start to realize you need new fucking friends, Mike. Similarly, these are all people I went to HS with. Most people I know from HS, I have no real connection with. We have no bond. After HS you realize most of them are tossers and you'll never speak to them again and that you were just forced upon each other because you're limited in your surroundings.

I'd like to say that after HS it gets better, but it hasn't for me, but I'm trying. I've pretty much cut all connections from every single person I knew before college aside from a few and I'm working my number of friends up. You will find that most of these people you were trying to impress or hang out at that time, you won't even bother speaking to or think of once you're out of school.

I used to hang with otaku feggits in HS. These people have grown to be complete losers, who don't have jobs, don't go to school, leech off their parents, and play WoW 24/7. Once I got out of HS, I realized this was not me, I missed many great opportunities in HS because of the group I hung out with, and that's not the sort of life style I'd like to lead, but it's hard, because you basically have to completely alter the people you hang out with. But as life has taught me, time and confidence are the only things that can help you. That and patience.
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 23, 2007, 10:24:21 AM
"But as life has taught me, time and confidence are the only things that can help you. That and patience."

I like that. 
Title: Re: TEENAGER: THE OFFICIAL THREAD. I HATE MY MOM AND I'M NOT AT THE PROM
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 23, 2007, 10:25:18 AM
Fortune Cookie.