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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:22:12 AM

Title: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:22:12 AM
(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/tomikasgallery/albums/userpics/10001/BMMtomika_ssx1tag.JPG)
(http://www.gallery.cherryblossom-garden.com/d/4779-1/kittoeienni-back.jpg)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/thehottestmess/amerie.jpg)
(http://blasian.skyblog.com/pics/590223033_small.jpg)

I just want one of them... :'(
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:25:29 AM
White plus asian makes for a better mix.  Black plus asian just looks...black.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:31:02 AM
What?! >:(
None of these girls look just black. Blasian mix is the best asian mix. :elephant
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:35:16 AM
What?! >:(
None of these girls look just black. Blasian mix is the best asian mix. :elephant

Pure asian FTW.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/LOVE_PUNCH.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Yukie_Nakama.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Zhangziyi.jpg)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 03:36:39 AM
What a japafag.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:39:01 AM
What a japafag.

Why must you hurt me that way, my portorican brother?

P.S. The last girl isn't even Japanese.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:40:04 AM
What a japafag.

The women that he posted don't even come close to my lovely blasians.

I admit that they're cute though, Ichirou.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Candyflip on April 23, 2007, 03:40:12 AM
Pure Asians for the ultimate lose. I am not attracted to 99% of all Asian women. Gotta give it to the latinas. Nice skin tone, dark hair, and lots of curves :D
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:40:52 AM
Asian women are so bland though, like bread with no butter. Or like an ill flow with no beat, incomplete. Or a   stickup kid runnin round without no heat. Pfft, they're like a fifth with no kick, a fiend with no hit, a willie with no wit, a bad bitch that won't blow dick. They're like a rollie with no ice, a gamblin spot with no dice. Like fuckin supermodel bitches and not bustin off twice

Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:41:23 AM
Pure Asians for the ultimate lose. I am not attracted to 99% of all Asian women. Gotta give it to the latinas. Nice skin tone, dark hair, and lots of curves :D

Yes, but variety is the spice of life.  I've lived 26 years of my life surrounded by latinas.  Asians make for a welcome change of pace.

Asian girls don't ooze pure sex like the blasians Beezy posted or like a lot of latinas do, but they're a lot more elegant and/or cute.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 03:44:13 AM
I just don't find Asian faces attractive at all. Once in a blue moon, I'll see a cute Asian girl. And most of the time, that's because they're mixed with white.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:45:10 AM
I just don't find Asian faces attractive at all. Once in a blue moon, I'll see a cute Asian girl. And most of the time, that's because they're mixed with white.

Don't worry, that just means you're racist.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:45:37 AM
At least latinas have defined bodies. Most asian women have no bodily definition, in part due to them being quite skinny. No breasts, no ass, a submissive face, and a hairy crotch. No thanks Ichiru, I'm not into faux pedophilia
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 03:45:52 AM
I just don't find Asian faces attractive at all. Once in a blue moon, I'll see a cute Asian girl. And most of the time, that's because they're mixed with white.

Don't worry, that just mean you're racist.

Oh I know. I don't find most black girls attractive either.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:47:16 AM
At least latinas have defined bodies. Most asian women have no bodily definition, in part due to them being quite skinny. No breasts, no ass, a submissive face, and a hairy crotch. No thanks Ichiru, I'm not into faux pedophilia

lol, it's not like you'd be able to date any of 'em even if you wanted.  :lol
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:47:42 AM
At least latinas have defined bodies. Most asian women have no bodily definition, in part due to them being quite skinny. No breasts, no ass, a submissive face, and a hairy crotch. No thanks Ichiru, I'm not into faux pedophilia

lol, it's not like you'd be able to date any of 'em even if you wanted.  :lol

Yeah, because they're racist
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:49:19 AM
Asian girls don't ooze pure sex like the blasians Beezy posted or like a lot of latinas do, but they're a lot more elegant and/or cute.

Tomika Skanes is sexy and cute.

(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/tomikasgallery/albums/userpics/10001/tomikaawayb.jpg)

So is Amerie. That's why they're the best.

Edit: I don't understand how a virgin like PD can complain about hairy crotches.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 23, 2007, 03:49:45 AM
how about Thainese?  Hot as heck.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:50:47 AM
how about Thainese?  Hot as heck.

Never saw any before. Post some.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 03:51:22 AM
Edit: I don't understand how a virgin like PD can complain about hairy crotches.

I don't understand how PD can compare hairy crotches to pedophilia...wouldn't it be the opposite?
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 03:51:52 AM
Edit: I don't understand how a virgin like PD can complain about hairy crotches.

I don't understand how PD can compare hairy crotches to pedophilia...wouldn't it be the opposite?

 :lol
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 23, 2007, 03:52:27 AM
how about Thainese?  Hot as heck.

Never saw any before. Post some.
well I just made up the word, so that might be hard to do.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:53:03 AM
Edit: I don't understand how a virgin like PD can complain about hairy crotches.

I don't understand how PD can compare hairy crotches to pedophilia...wouldn't it be the opposite?

Girls start getting hair down there around 13 and 14. It's disgusting
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:53:25 AM
how about Thainese?  Hot as heck.

Never saw any before. Post some.
well I just made up the word, so that might be hard to do.
I thought you were serious. :lol
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:59:33 AM
Anyone who doesn't like her must be gay.

(http://a2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_a2f65b730bbfd2d4cac8947f4843ff51.jpg)(http://a174.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_1f8c7588e78899dc8059f498d441adb5.jpg)(http://a52.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01367/15/03/1367003051_l.jpg)

:drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 04:00:29 AM
She looks like a Klingon. If I want chinese food I'm going to the chinese restaurant, not KFC.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 04:04:23 AM
Anyone who doesn't like her must be gay.

(http://a2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_a2f65b730bbfd2d4cac8947f4843ff51.jpg)(http://a174.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_1f8c7588e78899dc8059f498d441adb5.jpg)(http://a52.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01367/15/03/1367003051_l.jpg)

:drool :drool :drool

Not my type, sorry.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 23, 2007, 04:05:07 AM
Takeshi Kaneshiro is half Taiwanise/Japanese, and he's prettier then most chicks.
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o284/dalewithad/TAKESHI3.jpg)

I mean that is one pretty man right there.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 23, 2007, 04:07:14 AM
Asian men are pretty effeminate anyway. Even badass like Jet Li could be in drag an you wouldn't be able to tell.

Also the blasian face is all sorts of weird.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 04:08:13 AM
Blasian women look like clowns. Except for Amerie omg she's hot.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 04:08:43 AM
Not my type, sorry.

You might as well commit penis seppuku.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 04:09:28 AM
Not my type, sorry.

You might as well commit penis seppuku.

He's asian - that's pretty redundant don't you think?
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 04:11:01 AM
Not my type, sorry.

You might as well commit penis seppuku.

He's asian - that's pretty redundant don't you think?
No he's not, dumbass.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 04:11:45 AM
Not my type, sorry.

You might as well commit penis seppuku.

He's asian - that's pretty redundant don't you think?
No he's not, dumbass.

I know - he's too dumb to be asian
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I'm running out of racist ammo so good night.
[close]
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 04:13:14 AM
What you have started here tonight will not end until I have satisfaction, PD.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 04:15:38 AM
What you have started here tonight will not end until I have satisfaction, PD.
:lol

Anyway, no one has proved me wrong. Blasians are one of the best mixes. Goodnight. :)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 04:16:16 AM
What you have started here tonight will not end until I have satisfaction, PD.

Satisfaction, asian women? Good luck with that
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 23, 2007, 05:14:34 AM
I dunno about Asian women, they always sound like they're being torn apart when they're fucking.  It's not a turn on.  You guys need to get over your obsession with the Japanese shit.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 23, 2007, 05:56:02 AM
I only dated one other Asian chick prior to my girlfriend, a Korean chick.  Though CrystalGemini looks pretty white, though.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 23, 2007, 06:21:21 AM
Camborian=Cambodian/Korean
Vietrish=Vietnamise/Irish
Taitalian=Taiwanese/Italian
Jafrican=Japanese/South African
Malaystrailian=Malaylasian/Austrailian

making up races is fun.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Candyflip on April 23, 2007, 06:33:36 AM
Camborian=Cambodian/Korean
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5811/rores4.jpg)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 07:10:21 AM
I dunno about Asian women, they always sound like they're being torn apart when they're fucking.  It's not a turn on.  You guys need to get over your obsession with the Japanese shit.
You guys? This thread was made for blasians!
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 08:07:32 AM
I dunno about Asian women, they always sound like they're being torn apart when they're fucking.  It's not a turn on.  You guys need to get over your obsession with the Japanese shit.

Real life Japanese women do not sound like asian porno, you guys need to get over this.  Do most American women act like they do in pornos when they're in bed? NO! Same thing.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: tiesto on April 23, 2007, 08:25:55 AM
I just don't find Asian faces attractive at all. Once in a blue moon, I'll see a cute Asian girl. And most of the time, that's because they're mixed with white.

Hmm, I'd expect you to run into a whole lot of cute Asian girls all the time at Stony... IMO, Asians are one of those races where the girls are either adorable or ugly, very little in between, average/plain girls.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 08:35:28 AM
I dunno about Asian women, they always sound like they're being torn apart when they're fucking.  It's not a turn on.  You guys need to get over your obsession with the Japanese shit.

Real life Japanese women do not sound like asian porno, you guys need to get over this.  Do most American women act like they do in pornos when they're in bed? NO! Same thing.

Yeah, but generally american women normally aren't all submissive and shit like that. Ugh that stuff turns me off
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 08:48:13 AM
I dunno about Asian women, they always sound like they're being torn apart when they're fucking.  It's not a turn on.  You guys need to get over your obsession with the Japanese shit.

Real life Japanese women do not sound like asian porno, you guys need to get over this.  Do most American women act like they do in pornos when they're in bed? NO! Same thing.

Yeah, but generally american women normally aren't all submissive and shit like that. Ugh that stuff turns me off

Uhh...asian women aren't submissive....dude, I'm going to ask you.  Have you ever actually met an asian person?  At your campus or something?
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 09:18:38 AM
I dunno about Asian women, they always sound like they're being torn apart when they're fucking.  It's not a turn on.  You guys need to get over your obsession with the Japanese shit.

Real life Japanese women do not sound like asian porno, you guys need to get over this.  Do most American women act like they do in pornos when they're in bed? NO! Same thing.

Yeah, but generally american women normally aren't all submissive and shit like that. Ugh that stuff turns me off

Uhh...asian women aren't submissive....dude, I'm going to ask you.  Have you ever actually met an asian person?  At your campus or something?

for real, you look at one of 'em wrong and they'll tear your dick right off!  WITH THEIR BARE HANDS!  :o :punch :punch
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 09:22:17 AM
Yeah, I dunno where that "Asian women are submissive" stereotype comes from.  It couldn't be further from the truth.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: bork on April 23, 2007, 09:26:18 AM
Youtube "Louis Theroux" and look up his documentary on Thai brides if you want to see evidence of that stereotype in action.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 10:30:52 AM
Yeah, I dunno where that "Asian women are submissive" stereotype comes from.  It couldn't be further from the truth.

I went to a high school with mostly white and asian kids, so I know for a fact that the shit taht PD is saying isn't true.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 10:34:12 AM
Yeah, I dunno where that "Asian women are submissive" stereotype comes from.  It couldn't be further from the truth.

I went to a high school with mostly white and asian kids, so I know for a fact that the shit taht PD is saying isn't true.

You're from New York. The chicks there kill their own grandparents when they can't pay for their crack
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 23, 2007, 10:36:16 AM
too much talk not enough pics in this thread.   EB hasn't been doing well with babe threads lately. 
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 23, 2007, 10:36:49 AM
babe threads are more of a mupepe.com thing. This place needs to be SFW
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 10:42:50 AM
too much talk not enough pics in this thread.   EB hasn't been doing well with babe threads lately. 

Here Mike.

http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/tomikasgallery/
http://www.myspace.com/tomikaskanes 

babe threads are more of a mupepe.com thing. This place needs to be SFW

There's nothing nsfw about the pics in this thread.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 10:45:25 AM
She's not that hot. There's something off about her face - many blasins have that clown-esque, down syndrome cocktail thing going on
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 10:46:50 AM
PD, I noticed you completely ignored my question as to whether you've ever even met an asian person.  I'm gonna take that silence as a big fat "NO."
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 10:47:28 AM
PD, I noticed you completely ignored my question as to whether you've ever even met an asian person.  I'm gonna take that silence as a big fat "NO."

One of my best friends as asian. He was also quite prejudiced.

Yes I know asian people, and have met many. I have nothing against asian people and my slams are in jest.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 10:48:12 AM
White plus asian makes for a better mix.  Black plus asian just looks...black.

That's why they're beautiful.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 10:48:49 AM
PD, I noticed you completely ignored my question as to whether you've ever even met an asian person.  I'm gonna take that silence as a big fat "NO."

One of my best friends as asian. He was also quite prejudiced.

Yes I know asian people, and have met many. I have nothing against asian people and my slams are in jest.

Racism is never in jest.  You hold hate deep within your heart, PD.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 10:51:11 AM
Anyone who doesn't like her must be gay.

(http://a2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_a2f65b730bbfd2d4cac8947f4843ff51.jpg)(http://a174.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_1f8c7588e78899dc8059f498d441adb5.jpg)(http://a52.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01367/15/03/1367003051_l.jpg)

:drool :drool :drool

Yes.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 23, 2007, 10:51:25 AM
Beezy:

I dont object to a babe thread here or there, but whenever someone endorses the concept dudes get all FIRED UP and there's like 80 babe threads or threads asking for the best way to 'please a woman' and I get to explain the thread topics to a co-worker if they glance at my screen.

Staring an entire forum of babe pictures isnt exactly high class.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 10:52:00 AM
You're from New York. The chicks there kill their own grandparents when they can't pay for their crack

That's how we roll dog, our women are tough *roof roof*.  HOLLA AT ME BEEZY!  We should have seen Hot Fuzz together, cause it'd ease racial tensions in the tri-state area.  I'm in the 8-4-5 droppin fo fo's when I'm knockin down yo DOOR! WHAT??!?!? 

>:( <~~~gangsta face 
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 10:52:08 AM
She's not that hot. There's something off about her face - many blasins have that clown-esque, down syndrome cocktail thing going on
PD, you should know by now that I don't care too much about what you think, especially when it comes to women.

White plus asian makes for a better mix.  Black plus asian just looks...black.

That's why they're beautiful.
You're the only one here with the same tastes as me. :-[
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 10:53:02 AM
PD, I noticed you completely ignored my question as to whether you've ever even met an asian person.  I'm gonna take that silence as a big fat "NO."

One of my best friends as asian. He was also quite prejudiced.

Yes I know asian people, and have met many. I have nothing against asian people and my slams are in jest.



Racism is never in jest.  You hold hate deep within your heart, PD.

Racism? How is it racism? Have I ever said I treat asians differently, or hold them in less regard? You know my shit well enough son.

Asians are quite easy to pick on. Especially their women  :-X
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 10:54:26 AM
Asians are quite easy to pick on. Especially their women  :-X

that's because they're lik 80 lbs and you can use them for hot potato.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 10:54:28 AM
Yeah, I dunno where that "Asian women are submissive" stereotype comes from.  It couldn't be further from the truth.

It's all over their entertainment. There's always some submissive women all over the place in their goddamn literature, books, movies, anime, games, and much much more so when compared to western entertainment.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 10:55:22 AM
Beezy:

I dont object to a babe thread here or there, but whenever someone endorses the concept dudes get all FIRED UP and there's like 80 babe threads or threads asking for the best way to 'please a woman' and I get to explain the thread topics to a co-worker if they glance at my screen.

Staring an entire forum of babe pictures isnt exactly high class.

Haha. That's true.

You're from New York. The chicks there kill their own grandparents when they can't pay for their crack

That's how we roll dog, our women are tough *roof roof*.  HOLLA AT ME BEEZY!  We should have seen Hot Fuzz together, cause it'd ease racial tensions in the tri-state area.  I'm in the 8-4-5 droppin fo fo's when I'm knockin down yo DOOR! WHAT??!?!? 

>:( <~~~gangsta face 
Haha, PD can't handle NY. Lil' bitch made homeschooled nicca. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 10:56:00 AM
babe threads are more of a mupepe.com thing. This place needs to be SFW

Fuck that. Apart of the reasons I do that shit here is because it was banned at gaf. Limiting it to mupepe.com only basically makes the place gaf-lite.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 10:57:26 AM
Haha, PD can't handle NY. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives.  :P
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 10:59:54 AM
Quote from: Beezy
PD, you should know by now that I don't care too much about what you think, especially when it comes to women.

I had your back on this topic not too long ago dude, but this chick you're obsessing over is not. that. hot.

THIS is what a blasian should look like:
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1360/amerie2cw1.jpg)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:00:54 AM
Haha, PD can't handle NY. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives.  :P
I actually had a dream the other night that I was being stabbed and shot by puerto ricans for no damn reason. WTF! Luckily I woke up from that dream before they killed me. I wasn't breathing normally.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 11:05:12 AM
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1360/amerie2cw1.jpg)
(http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/1360/amerie2cw1.jpg)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 23, 2007, 11:06:14 AM
They're like black women with a nice body.  I like.   :-*
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 11:06:25 AM
Haha, PD can't handle NY. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives.  :P
I actually had a dream the other night that I was being stabbed and shot by puerto ricans for no damn reason. WTF! Luckily I woke up from that dream before they killed me. I wasn't breathing normally.

 :lol :lol  THEY'RE IN YOUR DREAMS!  be careful if you wake up with rice and beans all over your bed and some momacita standin in the doorway cryin "jew gonna be late for work papi!"  call me and I'll come rescue you!
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:10:37 AM
PD, Amerie is my favorite blasian, but Tomika is way sexier than her. Everyone knows that I prefer thick women.

:lol :lol  THEY'RE IN YOUR DREAMS!  be careful if you wake up with rice and beans all over your bed and some momacita standin in the doorway cryin "jew gonna be late for work papi!"  call me and I'll come rescue you!

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:11:47 AM
Haha, PD can't handle NY. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives.  :P

I'm a rican, asshole.  I'm-a cut you next time I see you, mang.  :P
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 11:13:07 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:14:46 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up. :lol
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:15:21 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Wonder if they'd date a hispanic, though?  I'd date one just to make Beezy jealous.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 11:15:51 AM
Haha, PD can't handle NY. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives.  :P

I'm a rican, asshole.  I'm-a cut you next time I see you, mang.  :P

 :o



We got guns in the burbs son.
:gun
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 11:16:59 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up. :lol

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:17:13 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Wonder if they'd date a hispanic, though?  I'd date one just to make Beezy jealous.
Crystal Kay doesn't like raccoons.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:18:24 AM
Haha, PD can't handle NY. :lol

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives.  :P

I'm a rican, asshole.  I'm-a cut you next time I see you, mang.  :P

 :o



We got guns in the burbs son.
:gun

What, you think you're the cheche of the barrio now?  Trust me, mijo, I will take you down.  I will take you down to Chinatown. :tophat

And Beezy, raccoons are cute.  Girls like raccoons.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:20:31 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up. :lol

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.
:lol

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?

Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 11:21:53 AM
What, you think you're the cheche of the barrio now?  Trust me, mijo, I will take you down.  I will take you down to Chinatown. :tophat

And Beezy, raccoons are cute.  Girls like raccoons.

there's an awesome arcade on Canal St. so you can take me "down" there anytime! 

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Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:23:13 AM
I've always wanted to cornhole a white boy.  :-*
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 11:23:52 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up. :lol

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.
:lol

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?



I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 11:25:48 AM
I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

:rofl  :rofl  :rofl
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:26:33 AM
I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:27:09 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up. :lol

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.
:lol

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?



I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

Why would blasians gravitate to white men when they themselves aren't white at all? Bah, I'm late for class.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:27:40 AM
I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.
I live here too, bitch.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 23, 2007, 11:27:46 AM
babe threads are more of a mupepe.com thing. This place needs to be SFW

Fuck that. Apart of the reasons I do that shit here is because it was banned at gaf. Limiting it to mupepe.com only basically makes the place gaf-lite.

Himuro: Fortunately you -

A.) Dont actually dictate forum policy.
B.) Are subject to the same rules.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:29:08 AM
I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.
I live here too, bitch.

Err, you want to have sex with me too? I dunno...  :-\
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 11:32:21 AM
The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up. :lol

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.
:lol

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?



I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

Why would blasians gravitate to white men when they themselves aren't white at all? Bah, I'm late for class.

Light skin birds of a feather son
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 11:47:45 AM
I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.
I live here too, bitch.

Err, you want to have sex with me too? I dunno...  :-\

 :lol :lol he's scurred of the darkie, they don't all have AIDS dude.

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just most of them, let me know when you CUMin to the city. lul, get it? CUM!  :-*
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Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:56:42 AM
I saw the Kim Kardashian sex tape, I know how big those penises are.  I think white penises would be gentler to my anus, is all.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 11:58:09 AM
Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Ichirou on April 23, 2007, 11:58:58 AM
No, he doesn't.   But he will...this summer.  :-*
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2007, 12:00:38 PM
Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Wait, married couples have sex?
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 12:03:22 PM
I saw the Kim Kardashian sex tape, I know how big those penises are.  I think white penises would be gentler to my anus, is all.

Sorry to dissappoint.  :pimp

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Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 12:04:35 PM
Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  :o oh noes!
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2007, 12:05:31 PM
The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  :o oh noes!
Yeah, that will last.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 12:09:19 PM
The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  :o oh noes!
Yeah, that will last.

it will, if you work on it.  you're parents divorced? 
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2007, 12:11:09 PM
The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  :o oh noes!
Yeah, that will last.

it will, if you work on it.  you're parents divorced? 
No, but they should have divorced a long time ago. They don't love each other, and hell they don't like each other.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 12:16:03 PM
The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife :-\
Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  :o oh noes!
Yeah, that will last.

it will, if you work on it.  you're parents divorced? 
No, but they should have divorced a long time ago. They don't love each other, and hell they don't like each other.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/lennonbitch.gif)

"we can work it out, we can work it out"
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2007, 12:48:20 PM

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/lennonbitch.gif)

"we can work it out, we can work it out"
(http://www.thebeststuffintheworld.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/george-harrison-8277.jpg?1173105343)
Sunrise doesnt last all morning
A cloudburst doesnt last all day
Seems my love is up and has left you with no warning
Its not always going to be this grey

All things must pass
All things must pass away
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
let's hold hands  :-*
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2007, 01:05:17 PM
let's hold hands  :-*
Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 01:44:59 PM
I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.
I live here too, bitch.

Err, you want to have sex with me too? I dunno...  :-\

Oh! Um, I just meant the meet up part. :lol

Guys, stop gaying up my blasian thread.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 01:50:58 PM
idk guys, this meet-up is starting to sound SUPER FUN!  :elephant  Also since there'll be a blackey, a rican and a whitey we can line up like we're different layers of the earth or be a multi layered piece of cheesecake.  then play games at an arcade and maybe see a movie.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 02:18:11 PM
The east coast meet up will be cooler (assuming it happens)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 02:22:29 PM
The east coast meet up will be cooler (assuming it happens)

we are the east coast!  >:(
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 02:30:04 PM
Fuck the NY. Deeeetrooooiiit

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I don't even live there
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Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 03:20:20 PM
Fuck the NY. Deeeetrooooiiit

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I don't even live there
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listen up, we here in the tri-state area of NY are multi-cultural-dimensional-sensational-superfantastical people or something.  and besides, you're black and live in the midwest, this is where it's at baby!  we don't kill your kind here. 

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lul, see how I said "your kind" hahaha....yeah let's hold hands chocolate man
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Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:25:09 PM
And people call me the racist one :lol :lol :lol

Tautaun has the best racist wit. And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from >:(
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 03:30:11 PM
And people call me the racist one :lol :lol :lol

Tautaun has the best racist wit. And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from >:(

Yeah basically any place that's rich and white will.  I have family in CT, man that place is WHITE!  I don't know if I could ever live there, it's so rich and white and superficial.  Kinda freaked me out when I was going paintballing with my cousins the other weekend and the Dunkin Donuts had leather couches in it.   
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 03:43:44 PM
And people call me the racist one :lol :lol :lol

Tautaun has the best racist wit. And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from >:(

Tauntaun is great. :lol

Fuck those preppy bitches. We don't wanna be around those boring ass cocky motherfuckers anyway.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:45:21 PM
Well I'd rather be hung than robbed at gun point. High five whitie!
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: tiesto on April 23, 2007, 03:55:18 PM
And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from >:(

Hey, don't look at me!!! (counting only areas with a mix of different races, Long Island is one of the most segregated areas of the country)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 04:09:03 PM
(http://www.thekennygallery.ie/images/exhibitions/2002/oconnellpam/24_ebony_and_ivory.jpg)

Here's a portrait of PD and me when I was carrying him back to the car in CT.  I made the mistake of using the rest room at a lush Dunkin Donuts and left PD to wait online, when he came up to the register they thought he was gonna rob them so they banded together and started beating his legs.  When I came out of the bathroom I ran over and told them to stop, that PD was one of the good ones, he shopped at the GAP.  Then they felt bad so they bought us each some donuts and strawberry banana drinks.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 04:12:04 PM
When I came out of the bathroom I ran over and told them to stop, that PD was one of the good ones, he shopped at the GAP.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 10:35:28 PM
(http://sophieblasian.skyrock.com/pics/590823989.jpg)
(http://sophieblasian.skyrock.com/pics/610634193.jpg)
(http://sophieblasian.skyrock.com/pics/607013537.jpg)
(http://sophieblasian.skyrock.com/pics/704931995.jpg)
(http://sophieblasian.skyrock.com/pics/670613958.jpg)
(http://myspace-000.vo.llnwd.net/00528/00/05/528135000_l.gif)

 :-[
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Mupepe on April 23, 2007, 10:40:36 PM
she paid hundreds of dollars to get that white people hair
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 10:44:54 PM
And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from >:(

Hey, don't look at me!!! (counting only areas with a mix of different races, Long Island is one of the most segregated areas of the country)

Aren't you from Smithtown? The demographics of our respective hometowns are almost exactly the same. 95% white :lol

Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 10:51:35 PM
she paid hundreds of dollars to get that white people hair
She's so purty. :heartbeat
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 23, 2007, 10:56:07 PM
(http://sophieblasian.skyrock.com/pics/610634193.jpg)
"Don't spank me daddy!"

 :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool

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Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 24, 2007, 02:01:38 AM
(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/myspace/sosodefwhite1.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/run8fr.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/run8fr.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/run8fr.gif)
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2007, 02:04:25 AM
She looks crosseyed, which won't fly with my "look at my dick" fetish
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: brawndolicious on April 24, 2007, 02:07:12 AM
She looks crosseyed, which won't fly with my "look at my dick" fetish
A girl's wearing transparent pants and you're saying she's cross-eyed.

and then you think that you're dick will be dissappointed.
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2007, 02:08:04 AM
I'm talking about the other one
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: brawndolicious on April 24, 2007, 02:13:25 AM
The one with amazing cleavage?
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 24, 2007, 02:19:20 AM
How can you have a "look at my dick" fetish when no one has ever looked at your dick?
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2007, 02:21:44 AM
How can you have a "look at my dick" fetish when no one has ever looked at your dick?

Dr. Abraham begs to differ
Title: Re: Give me a blasian woman!
Post by: Beezy on April 24, 2007, 02:36:00 AM
Whatever...

[youtube=425,350]M2S9PciNXgA[/youtube]

I think I'm done pimping Tomika for now. I'll move on to Amerie and Crystal Kay tomorrow.