Give me a blasian woman!

[MrAngryFace]

Beezy:

I dont object to a babe thread here or there, but whenever someone endorses the concept dudes get all FIRED UP and there's like 80 babe threads or threads asking for the best way to 'please a woman' and I get to explain the thread topics to a co-worker if they glance at my screen.

Staring an entire forum of babe pictures isnt exactly high class.

[Tauntaun]

You're from New York. The chicks there kill their own grandparents when they can't pay for their crack

That's how we roll dog, our women are tough *roof roof*.  HOLLA AT ME BEEZY!  We should have seen Hot Fuzz together, cause it'd ease racial tensions in the tri-state area.  I'm in the 8-4-5 droppin fo fo's when I'm knockin down yo DOOR! WHAT??!?!? 

<~~~gangsta face 

[Beezy]

She's not that hot. There's something off about her face - many blasins have that clown-esque, down syndrome cocktail thing going on

PD, you should know by now that I don't care too much about what you think, especially when it comes to women.

White plus asian makes for a better mix.  Black plus asian just looks...black.

That's why they're beautiful.

You're the only one here with the same tastes as me.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, I noticed you completely ignored my question as to whether you've ever even met an asian person.  I'm gonna take that silence as a big fat "NO."

One of my best friends as asian. He was also quite prejudiced.

Yes I know asian people, and have met many. I have nothing against asian people and my slams are in jest.

Racism is never in jest.  You hold hate deep within your heart, PD.

Racism? How is it racism? Have I ever said I treat asians differently, or hold them in less regard? You know my shit well enough son.

Asians are quite easy to pick on. Especially their women 

[Tauntaun]

Asians are quite easy to pick on. Especially their women 

that's because they're lik 80 lbs and you can use them for hot potato.

[Himu]

Yeah, I dunno where that "Asian women are submissive" stereotype comes from.  It couldn't be further from the truth.

It's all over their entertainment. There's always some submissive women all over the place in their goddamn literature, books, movies, anime, games, and much much more so when compared to western entertainment.

[Beezy]

Beezy:

I dont object to a babe thread here or there, but whenever someone endorses the concept dudes get all FIRED UP and there's like 80 babe threads or threads asking for the best way to 'please a woman' and I get to explain the thread topics to a co-worker if they glance at my screen.

Staring an entire forum of babe pictures isnt exactly high class.

Haha. That's true.

You're from New York. The chicks there kill their own grandparents when they can't pay for their crack

That's how we roll dog, our women are tough *roof roof*.  HOLLA AT ME BEEZY!  We should have seen Hot Fuzz together, cause it'd ease racial tensions in the tri-state area.  I'm in the 8-4-5 droppin fo fo's when I'm knockin down yo DOOR! WHAT??!?!? 

<~~~gangsta face 

Haha, PD can't handle NY. Lil' bitch made homeschooled nicca.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

[Himu]

babe threads are more of a mupepe.com thing. This place needs to be SFW

Fuck that. Apart of the reasons I do that shit here is because it was banned at gaf. Limiting it to mupepe.com only basically makes the place gaf-lite.

[Tauntaun]

Haha, PD can't handle NY.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives. 

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, you should know by now that I don't care too much about what you think, especially when it comes to women.

I had your back on this topic not too long ago dude, but this chick you're obsessing over is not. that. hot.

THIS is what a blasian should look like:

[Beezy]

Haha, PD can't handle NY.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives. 

I actually had a dream the other night that I was being stabbed and shot by puerto ricans for no damn reason. WTF! Luckily I woke up from that dream before they killed me. I wasn't breathing normally.

[Phoenix Dark]

[Madrun Badrun]

They're like black women with a nice body.  I like.   

[Tauntaun]

Haha, PD can't handle NY.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives. 

I actually had a dream the other night that I was being stabbed and shot by puerto ricans for no damn reason. WTF! Luckily I woke up from that dream before they killed me. I wasn't breathing normally.

    THEY'RE IN YOUR DREAMS!  be careful if you wake up with rice and beans all over your bed and some momacita standin in the doorway cryin "jew gonna be late for work papi!"  call me and I'll come rescue you!

[Beezy]

PD, Amerie is my favorite blasian, but Tomika is way sexier than her. Everyone knows that I prefer thick women.

  THEY'RE IN YOUR DREAMS!  be careful if you wake up with rice and beans all over your bed and some momacita standin in the doorway cryin "jew gonna be late for work papi!"  call me and I'll come rescue you!

 

[Ichirou]

Haha, PD can't handle NY.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives. 

I'm a rican, asshole.  I'm-a cut you next time I see you, mang. 

[Phoenix Dark]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

[Beezy]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up.

[Ichirou]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Wonder if they'd date a hispanic, though?  I'd date one just to make Beezy jealous.

[Tauntaun]

Haha, PD can't handle NY.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives. 

I'm a rican, asshole.  I'm-a cut you next time I see you, mang. 

 



We got guns in the burbs son.

[Phoenix Dark]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up.

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.

[Beezy]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Wonder if they'd date a hispanic, though?  I'd date one just to make Beezy jealous.

Crystal Kay doesn't like raccoons.

[Ichirou]

Haha, PD can't handle NY.

I actually haven't seen Hot Fuzz yet.

you need to get on that, watch out for ricans, they carry knives. 

I'm a rican, asshole.  I'm-a cut you next time I see you, mang. 

 



We got guns in the burbs son.

What, you think you're the cheche of the barrio now?  Trust me, mijo, I will take you down.  I will take you down to Chinatown.

And Beezy, raccoons are cute.  Girls like raccoons.

[Beezy]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up.

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?

[Tauntaun]

What, you think you're the cheche of the barrio now?  Trust me, mijo, I will take you down.  I will take you down to Chinatown.

And Beezy, raccoons are cute.  Girls like raccoons.

there's an awesome arcade on Canal St. so you can take me "down" there anytime! 

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no homo

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[Ichirou]

I've always wanted to cornhole a white boy. 

[Phoenix Dark]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up.

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?

I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

[Tauntaun]

I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

   

[Ichirou]

I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.

[Beezy]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up.

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?

I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

Why would blasians gravitate to white men when they themselves aren't white at all? Bah, I'm late for class.

[Beezy]

I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.

I live here too, bitch.

[MrAngryFace]

babe threads are more of a mupepe.com thing. This place needs to be SFW

Fuck that. Apart of the reasons I do that shit here is because it was banned at gaf. Limiting it to mupepe.com only basically makes the place gaf-lite.

Himuro: Fortunately you -

A.) Dont actually dictate forum policy.
B.) Are subject to the same rules.

[Ichirou]

I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.

I live here too, bitch.

Err, you want to have sex with me too? I dunno... 

[Phoenix Dark]

The funny thing is that you'll never date a blasian. They're real sensitive about skin color, and it's along the lines of the "oh I don't want to be with a dark guy" thing.

Idiot. You don't know any blasian women. Stop making shit up.

I know many mixed people, and across the board the females tend to gravitate towards the white side of their heritage. This is a social phenomena that has been documented.

Don't you live in a mostly white area? Don't you think that has something to do with it?

I don't like in a mostly white area. There's like 3 black people in the house next door.

But based on this social aspect it's not hard to see why many "blasians" would most likely gravitate towards white men. You're a dark nicca, you know how it is. Although...many light skin black women gravitate towards darker black guys as we know. It seems like most black couples are like that

Why would blasians gravitate to white men when they themselves aren't white at all? Bah, I'm late for class.

Light skin birds of a feather son

[Tauntaun]

I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.

I live here too, bitch.

Err, you want to have sex with me too? I dunno... 

  he's scurred of the darkie, they don't all have AIDS dude.

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just most of them, let me know when you CUMin to the city. lul, get it? CUM! 

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[Ichirou]

I saw the Kim Kardashian sex tape, I know how big those penises are.  I think white penises would be gentler to my anus, is all.

[Phoenix Dark]

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

[Ichirou]

No, he doesn't.   But he will...this summer. 

[Flannel Boy]

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

Wait, married couples have sex?

[Tauntaun]

I saw the Kim Kardashian sex tape, I know how big those penises are.  I think white penises would be gentler to my anus, is all.

Sorry to dissappoint. 

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Is 6" small?   I'm only 5'-6"

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[Tauntaun]

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  oh noes!

[Flannel Boy]

The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  oh noes!

Yeah, that will last.

[Tauntaun]

The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  oh noes!

Yeah, that will last.

it will, if you work on it.  you're parents divorced? 

[Flannel Boy]

The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  oh noes!

Yeah, that will last.

it will, if you work on it.  you're parents divorced? 

No, but they should have divorced a long time ago. They don't love each other, and hell they don't like each other.

[Tauntaun]

The average reported size is 6", the average measured size is a bit smaller.

Tauntaun must have the best sex in the world. I wish I had a wife

Wait, married couples have sex?

yes and we actually....*gasp* LOVE EACH OTHER!  oh noes!

Yeah, that will last.

it will, if you work on it.  you're parents divorced? 

No, but they should have divorced a long time ago. They don't love each other, and hell they don't like each other.

"we can work it out, we can work it out"

[Flannel Boy]

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"we can work it out, we can work it out"

Sunrise doesnt last all morning
A cloudburst doesnt last all day
Seems my love is up and has left you with no warning
Its not always going to be this grey

All things must pass
All things must pass away

[Tauntaun]

let's hold hands 

[Flannel Boy]

let's hold hands 

Oh please, say to me
You'll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You'll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand
I want to hold your hand.

[Beezy]

I don't get what people in this thread have against asian girls.  Yeah, they're not my personal favorites (Italian girls FTW...Monica Bellucci...) but asian girls are really, really pretty.  They have a kind of cuteness and exude a certain sense of elegance that's lacking among most american gals.

P.S. Tauntaun, I'm going to New York this summer.  I'll PM you so we can meet up for some guilt-free gay sex.

I live here too, bitch.

Err, you want to have sex with me too? I dunno... 

Oh! Um, I just meant the meet up part.

Guys, stop gaying up my blasian thread.

[Tauntaun]

idk guys, this meet-up is starting to sound SUPER FUN!    Also since there'll be a blackey, a rican and a whitey we can line up like we're different layers of the earth or be a multi layered piece of cheesecake.  then play games at an arcade and maybe see a movie.

[Phoenix Dark]

The east coast meet up will be cooler (assuming it happens)

[Tauntaun]

The east coast meet up will be cooler (assuming it happens)

we are the east coast! 

[Phoenix Dark]

Fuck the NY. Deeeetrooooiiit

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I don't even live there

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[Tauntaun]

Fuck the NY. Deeeetrooooiiit

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I don't even live there

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listen up, we here in the tri-state area of NY are multi-cultural-dimensional-sensational-superfantastical people or something.  and besides, you're black and live in the midwest, this is where it's at baby!  we don't kill your kind here. 

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lul, see how I said "your kind" hahaha....yeah let's hold hands chocolate man

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[Phoenix Dark]

And people call me the racist one

Tautaun has the best racist wit. And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from

[Tauntaun]

And people call me the racist one

Tautaun has the best racist wit. And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from

Yeah basically any place that's rich and white will.  I have family in CT, man that place is WHITE!  I don't know if I could ever live there, it's so rich and white and superficial.  Kinda freaked me out when I was going paintballing with my cousins the other weekend and the Dunkin Donuts had leather couches in it.   

[Beezy]

And people call me the racist one

Tautaun has the best racist wit. And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from

Tauntaun is great.

Fuck those preppy bitches. We don't wanna be around those boring ass cocky motherfuckers anyway.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well I'd rather be hung than robbed at gun point. High five whitie!

[tiesto]

And I know for a fact there's lots of racism in those preppy rich areas of NY where Cajole is from

Hey, don't look at me!!! (counting only areas with a mix of different races, Long Island is one of the most segregated areas of the country)

[Tauntaun]

Here's a portrait of PD and me when I was carrying him back to the car in CT.  I made the mistake of using the rest room at a lush Dunkin Donuts and left PD to wait online, when he came up to the register they thought he was gonna rob them so they banded together and started beating his legs.  When I came out of the bathroom I ran over and told them to stop, that PD was one of the good ones, he shopped at the GAP.  Then they felt bad so they bought us each some donuts and strawberry banana drinks.