THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 04:29:43 PM
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LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
i want to flush my system and i need to start working out again. I've started gaining weight back. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!
PLACE BETS ON WHETHER I CAN LAST! DO IT DO IT DO IT
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Wouldn't not eating for 7 days kill you?
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not only that, putting your body into starvation mode means the next time you eat, it'll turn to LARD.
the best approach is several tiny meals a day.
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Dont fast entirely, drink at least 3 liters of water a day and eat fiber rich low calorie foods with some beef jerky here and there.
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DRINK NOTHING BUT APPLE JUICE AND EAT ONLY JERKY
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That'll fuck you up proper.
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No, I did that a while ago. Lost weight for a while. But I got fat all over again, even moreso than before. Mupepe, donīt do it.
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Wouldn't not eating for 7 days kill you?
No.
not only that, putting your body into starvation mode means the next time you eat, it'll turn to LARD.
the best approach is several tiny meals a day.
Yeah Mupepe, you'll slow your metabolism right down.
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bad ideas, no want, no want
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Dont fast entirely, drink at least 3 liters of water a day and eat fiber rich low calorie foods with some beef jerky here and there.
well i know that. :P
This is going to be incredibly difficult considering what I'm used to eting (anything lolz). But yeah, I'm getting my membership to the gym back and i'm going to be all like "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS"
TVC: LET'S FUCKING DO THIS! I LOVE APPLE JUICE :P
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Drinky: I'm getting a guide person thingy from gym that sets up my meal plans and everything. I'm not stupid enough to think I know enough to do this by myself and be healthy
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Take a picture of the first post-cleansing shit that you take. For posterity.
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YEAH COME ON!!!!
EVILBORE DIET 2007: ONLY BEEF JERKY, APPLE JUICE AND HARD LIQUOR! WHO'S WITH ME?
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Take a picture of the first post-cleansing shit that you take. For posterity.
I'll go ahead and PM that to you and anyone else who wants it.
YEAH COME ON!!!!
EVILBORE DIET 2007: ONLY BEEF JERKY, APPLE JUICE AND HARD LIQUOR! WHO'S WITH ME?
TOTALLY! VODKA ONE DAY! RUM THE NEXT! SEASONED OR NATURAL BEEF JERKY?
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With my diet there are choices. You can have any flavor of jerky you want. And any liquor as long as it is at least 80 proof
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isn't liquor just empty calories though?
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I'll go ahead and PM that to you and anyone else who wants it.
oh god no, keep that shit to yourself! it is quite an amazing sight though. you'll never believe you had such filth in you. (well, YOU might) (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/futamidance5jw.gif)
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YEAH COME ON!!!!
EVILBORE DIET 2007: ONLY BEEF JERKY, APPLE JUICE AND HARD LIQUOR! WHO'S WITH ME?
ummmm, but an offical evilbore diet with out man protein? How uncharacteristic.
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isn't liquor just empty calories though?
Hence why it has to be at least 40% alcohol - you will get drunk without having to consume too much of it. Alcohol also dehydrates you which gets rid of that unwanted water weight.
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isn't liquor just empty calories though?
Hence why it has to be at least 40% alcohol - you will get drunk without having to consume too much of it. Alcohol also dehydrates you which gets rid of that unwanted water weight.
Your are a genius!
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White Man will be my dietician when PD becomes my biology tutor.
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White Man will be my dietician when PD becomes my biology tutor.
My other way to prove that he wasn't a woman was to ask him how a vagine operates.
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:wag tsc tsc Muepes don't do it.
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:wag tsc tsc Muepes don't do it.
why not babes?
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:wag tsc tsc Muepes don't do it.
Are you saying there is something wrong with my beef jerky, booze, and apple juice diet?
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What ever happened to your tuna diet/fast?
I'd imagine G to smell like what your new diet consists of :\
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What's the point of fasting like this exactly?
I've read about people at GAF doing fasts where they only eat an apple a day or some shit, and I've never understood it. What's the fast supposed to achieve?
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Flushing your system out is something that those pro-ana people do, Mupepe. Seriously. You're not that crazy. Get that shit idea out of your head.
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unf unf started.
today, i have 5 small meals. so far a small salad, a piece of chicken breast and some fucking gay health bar. ridiculous. tonight, i go running.
i'm going to keep you assholes updated with pics etc.
WISH ME LUCK
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unf unf started.
today, i have 5 small meals. so far a small salad, a piece of chicken breast and some fucking gay health bar. ridiculous. tonight, i go running.
i'm going to keep you assholes updated with pics etc.
WISH ME LUCK
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High metabolism FTW ;)
It's so hard for me to gain weight, which is a blessing and a curse
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Get a gym membership dude. I'm working on going every other day. So far 3 days a week mixed with biking and small weights at home. Hit 310 a few days ago. thats 55 pounds lost in just a few months.
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High metabolism FTW ;)
It's so hard for me to gain weight, which is a blessing and a curse
Don't worry, it'll go down once you start hitting 30. Then you'll be fat if you keep eating like you do now.
Drinky: I'm getting a guide person thingy from gym that sets up my meal plans and everything. I'm not stupid enough to think I know enough to do this by myself and be healthy
Where did you get your membership? I want to get a full time trainer but they're expensive. I have 5 free sessions with my 24 hour fitness club but I"m going to wait till summer to use them.
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I have a gym membership. I also have a personal trainer there for my excercising and dieting.
This isn't too bad because i've been through it before. Last year I lost about 40 lbs, and then i started gaining it back recently.
fun times are ahead
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I have a gym membership. I also have a personal trainer there for my excercising and dieting.
This isn't too bad because i've been through it before. Last year I lost about 40 lbs, and then i started gaining it back recently.
fun times are ahead
How much are you paying for the trainer? $40/hr? I'm just like you but I haven't lost anything more than 30lbs at a time since High School. I get in excellent shape once every 2 years. After that, I start to slack and then gradually gain about 20-25 lbs which make me go back to the gym again. I just find it hard to keep going to the gym after I"ve gotten in shape.
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well i'm using my company facility gym. it comes out to 40 bucks a week for 2 sessions a week with my personal trainer, 2 hours sessions each. and unlimited gym use.
and yeah, i usually stop going after i get in shape. it sucks. i kept it off for a long time actually though. just like the past two months, the weight has come back strong
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Your company is pretty awesome, Mupepe. Those are really good perks. So your company actually has its own gym?
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Your company is pretty awesome, Mupepe. Those are really good perks. So your company actually has its own gym?
yeah. it's really nice too. a regular membership is free to all employes. but if you want something like a personal trainer, nutrionist adviser person thingy, that costs.
they also have a daycare for employees children as well. pretty awesome stuff.
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Mupepe works for dick cheney of course it is awesome
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water mupe's LOTS and LOTS of water, trust me.
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water mupe's LOTS and LOTS of water, trust me.
i already drink lots of water ;) so that is definitely not a problem.
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Don't worry, it'll go down once you start hitting 30. Then you'll be fat if you keep eating like you do now.
That's gonna be me someday. I'm enjoying my metabolism while I still have it.
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yeah. it's really nice too. a regular membership is free to all employes. but if you want something like a personal trainer, nutrionist adviser person thingy, that costs.
they also have a daycare for employees children as well. pretty awesome stuff.
Does your company subsidize the trainer costs? $40 for 4 hours sounds too good to be true. You must really like the daycare center because you can take all 10 of your kids there.
Don't worry, it'll go down once you start hitting 30. Then you'll be fat if you keep eating like you do now.
That's gonna be me someday. I'm enjoying my metabolism while I still have it.
Pig out while you still can.
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Okay the quote keeps screwing up and I don't know why.
But I am absolutely going to pig out while I still can. Damn straight.
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yeah. it's really nice too. a regular membership is free to all employes. but if you want something like a personal trainer, nutrionist adviser person thingy, that costs.
they also have a daycare for employees children as well. pretty awesome stuff.
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Does your company subsidize the trainer costs? $40 for 4 hours sounds too good to be true. You must really like the daycare center because you can take all 10 of your kids there.
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I'd imagine they subsidize it. the employees at the fitness center aren't company employees, they're sub contracted. so i bet my company is paying a hefty fee for everyone.
and i only have one child and i've never taken her to the company daycare >:(
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Why are no one's quote tags working lately?
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2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil
my meal for tonight :drool
anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?
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2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil
my meal for tonight :drool
anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?
:'( Tonight i dine for you! I'm going to make g's chicken again. :D
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2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil
my meal for tonight :drool
anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?
Mmm. I want to eat that, too. With a side of chili cheese fries.
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2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil
my meal for tonight :drool
anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?
Mmm. I want to eat that, too. With a side of chili cheese fries.
mmm, chili chees fries :drool *gurgle*
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2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil
my meal for tonight :drool
anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?
Mmm. I want to eat that, too. With a side of chili cheese fries.
OUCH
it's actually really good, i was surprised.
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High metabolism FTW ;)
It's so hard for me to gain weight, which is a blessing and a curse
It goes away dude.
I've gained ten pounds in the last month. I weigh around 143 now.
Enjoy it while you can. I'm fighting it by taking Claritin for my allergies though, which is basically Adderall with allergy meds. That basically means I eat one meal a day (which I must force myself to eat) and staying up 20 hours a day. I will probably lose 20 pounds by this time next week, lol.
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These are so good. The rosemary & olive oil flavor is my favorite. I like putting a little fresh sliced tomato/cucumber on them. Or you can do tuna. Mmmmmmm.
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(http://a5.vox.com/6a00c2251d90b0f21900cdf7f16125094f-320pi)
These are so good. The rosemary & olive oil flavor is my favorite. I like putting a little fresh sliced tomato/cucumber on them. Or you can do tuna. Mmmmmmm.
shit yea. I found a box of those at my ex gf's the other night and finished it off. Delicious.
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(http://a5.vox.com/6a00c2251d90b0f21900cdf7f16125094f-320pi)
These are so good. The rosemary & olive oil flavor is my favorite. I like putting a little fresh sliced tomato/cucumber on them. Or you can do tuna. Mmmmmmm.
awesome that sounds delicious. thank you.
i'm also back to eating boiled egg white and throwing out the yolk. :yuck i hate the yolk anyways
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Me too! Yolk is nasty, unless it is scrambled in with the rest of it.
My ideas of health food are all pretty antiquated. I don't know a good carb from a bad carb, but I DO know I'm not giving a one of those fuckers up. Bread and sugar, mmm.
Celery + PB, yay. Get the PB that has honey added and double the MM.
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fuck yes!
I'm learning about good carbs/bad carbs etc. right now so that I can speed up my weight loss, but after I get back down to the size I want, it's going to be healthy food in general and I won't care about those specifics anymore.
and yeah, the PB with honey is omg unf unf-tastic.
something that's good that sound gross, crackers with cream cheese and hot sauce on top. and it's not actually that bad for you, but holy crap, it's delicious.