Author Topic: My Weight Loss Tracking Thread (Read 3186 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** April 30, 2007, 04:29:43 PM »

LET'S FUCKING DO THIS

i want to flush my system and i need to start working out again. I've started gaining weight back. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

PLACE BETS ON WHETHER I CAN LAST! DO IT DO IT DO IT

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:31:27 PM »

Wouldn't not eating for 7 days kill you?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:32:12 PM »

not only that, putting your body into starvation mode means the next time you eat, it'll turn to LARD.

the best approach is several tiny meals a day.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #3 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:32:51 PM »

Dont fast entirely, drink at least 3 liters of water a day and eat fiber rich low calorie foods with some beef jerky here and there.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:33:45 PM »

DRINK NOTHING BUT APPLE JUICE AND EAT ONLY JERKY

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:34:24 PM »

That'll fuck you up proper.

Eduardo24 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:34:38 PM »

No, I did that a while ago. Lost weight for a while. But I got fat all over again, even moreso than before. Mupepe, don´t do it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #7 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:34:55 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on April 30, 2007, 04:31:27 PM

Wouldn't not eating for 7 days kill you?

No.

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 30, 2007, 04:32:12 PM

not only that, putting your body into starvation mode means the next time you eat, it'll turn to LARD.

the best approach is several tiny meals a day.

Yeah Mupepe, you'll slow your metabolism right down.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:36:20 PM »

bad ideas, no want, no want

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:36:40 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 30, 2007, 04:32:51 PM

Dont fast entirely, drink at least 3 liters of water a day and eat fiber rich low calorie foods with some beef jerky here and there.

well i know that.

This is going to be incredibly difficult considering what I'm used to eting (anything lolz). But yeah, I'm getting my membership to the gym back and i'm going to be all like "LET'S FUCKING DO THIS"

TVC: LET'S FUCKING DO THIS! I LOVE APPLE JUICE

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:38:00 PM »

Drinky: I'm getting a guide person thingy from gym that sets up my meal plans and everything. I'm not stupid enough to think I know enough to do this by myself and be healthy

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:38:46 PM »

Take a picture of the first post-cleansing shit that you take. For posterity.

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:39:03 PM »

YEAH COME ON!!!!

EVILBORE DIET 2007: ONLY BEEF JERKY, APPLE JUICE AND HARD LIQUOR! WHO'S WITH ME?

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 04:38:46 PM

Take a picture of the first post-cleansing shit that you take. For posterity.

I'll go ahead and PM that to you and anyone else who wants it.

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 04:39:03 PM

YEAH COME ON!!!!

EVILBORE DIET 2007: ONLY BEEF JERKY, APPLE JUICE AND HARD LIQUOR! WHO'S WITH ME?

TOTALLY! VODKA ONE DAY! RUM THE NEXT! SEASONED OR NATURAL BEEF JERKY?

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:42:29 PM »

With my diet there are choices. You can have any flavor of jerky you want. And any liquor as long as it is at least 80 proof

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:43:06 PM »

isn't liquor just empty calories though?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 04:41:05 PM

I'll go ahead and PM that to you and anyone else who wants it.

oh god no, keep that shit to yourself! it is quite an amazing sight though. you'll never believe you had such filth in you. (well, YOU might)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:49:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 04:39:03 PM

YEAH COME ON!!!!

EVILBORE DIET 2007: ONLY BEEF JERKY, APPLE JUICE AND HARD LIQUOR! WHO'S WITH ME?

ummmm, but an offical evilbore diet with out man protein? How uncharacteristic.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 04:43:06 PM

isn't liquor just empty calories though?

Hence why it has to be at least 40% alcohol - you will get drunk without having to consume too much of it. Alcohol also dehydrates you which gets rid of that unwanted water weight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:54:57 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 04:53:59 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 04:43:06 PM
isn't liquor just empty calories though?

Hence why it has to be at least 40% alcohol - you will get drunk without having to consume too much of it. Alcohol also dehydrates you which gets rid of that unwanted water weight.

Your are a genius!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** April 30, 2007, 04:55:30 PM »

White Man will be my dietician when PD becomes my biology tutor.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:02:01 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 30, 2007, 04:55:30 PM

White Man will be my dietician when PD becomes my biology tutor.

My other way to prove that he wasn't a woman was to ask him how a vagine operates.

Christopher · « **Reply #22 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:36:48 PM »

tsc tsc Muepes don't do it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:37:52 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on April 30, 2007, 05:36:48 PM

tsc tsc Muepes don't do it.

why not babes?

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on April 30, 2007, 05:36:48 PM

tsc tsc Muepes don't do it.

Are you saying there is something wrong with my beef jerky, booze, and apple juice diet?

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2007, 05:41:45 PM »

What ever happened to your tuna diet/fast?

I'd imagine G to smell like what your new diet consists of :\

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2007, 10:15:00 PM »

What's the point of fasting like this exactly?

I've read about people at GAF doing fasts where they only eat an apple a day or some shit, and I've never understood it. What's the fast supposed to achieve?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #27 on:** April 30, 2007, 11:29:49 PM »

Flushing your system out is something that those pro-ana people do, Mupepe. Seriously. You're not that crazy. Get that shit idea out of your head.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:12:59 PM »

unf unf started.

today, i have 5 small meals. so far a small salad, a piece of chicken breast and some fucking gay health bar. ridiculous. tonight, i go running.

i'm going to keep you assholes updated with pics etc.

WISH ME LUCK

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:17:52 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 01, 2007, 05:12:59 PM

unf unf started.

today, i have 5 small meals. so far a small salad, a piece of chicken breast and some fucking gay health bar. ridiculous. tonight, i go running.

i'm going to keep you assholes updated with pics etc.

WISH ME LUCK

bolded for drool factor

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:20:10 PM »

High metabolism FTW

It's so hard for me to gain weight, which is a blessing and a curse

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:26:29 PM »

Get a gym membership dude. I'm working on going every other day. So far 3 days a week mixed with biking and small weights at home. Hit 310 a few days ago. thats 55 pounds lost in just a few months.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #32 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 05:20:10 PM

High metabolism FTW

It's so hard for me to gain weight, which is a blessing and a curse

Don't worry, it'll go down once you start hitting 30. Then you'll be fat if you keep eating like you do now.

Quote from: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 04:38:00 PM

Drinky: I'm getting a guide person thingy from gym that sets up my meal plans and everything. I'm not stupid enough to think I know enough to do this by myself and be healthy

Where did you get your membership? I want to get a full time trainer but they're expensive. I have 5 free sessions with my 24 hour fitness club but I"m going to wait till summer to use them.

Mupepe · « **Reply #33 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:38:55 PM »

I have a gym membership. I also have a personal trainer there for my excercising and dieting.

This isn't too bad because i've been through it before. Last year I lost about 40 lbs, and then i started gaining it back recently.

fun times are ahead

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #34 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:55:19 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 01, 2007, 05:38:55 PM

I have a gym membership. I also have a personal trainer there for my excercising and dieting.

This isn't too bad because i've been through it before. Last year I lost about 40 lbs, and then i started gaining it back recently.

fun times are ahead

How much are you paying for the trainer? $40/hr? I'm just like you but I haven't lost anything more than 30lbs at a time since High School. I get in excellent shape once every 2 years. After that, I start to slack and then gradually gain about 20-25 lbs which make me go back to the gym again. I just find it hard to keep going to the gym after I"ve gotten in shape.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:10:45 PM »

well i'm using my company facility gym. it comes out to 40 bucks a week for 2 sessions a week with my personal trainer, 2 hours sessions each. and unlimited gym use.

and yeah, i usually stop going after i get in shape. it sucks. i kept it off for a long time actually though. just like the past two months, the weight has come back strong

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #36 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:13:05 PM »

Your company is pretty awesome, Mupepe. Those are really good perks. So your company actually has its own gym?

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:20:24 PM »

Quote from: Mr AngryFace on May 01, 2007, 06:13:05 PM

Your company is pretty awesome, Mupepe. Those are really good perks. So your company actually has its own gym?

yeah. it's really nice too. a regular membership is free to all employes. but if you want something like a personal trainer, nutrionist adviser person thingy, that costs.

they also have a daycare for employees children as well. pretty awesome stuff.

Cheebs · « **Reply #38 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:41:04 PM »

Mupepe works for dick cheney of course it is awesome

Christopher · « **Reply #39 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:41:42 PM »

water mupe's LOTS and LOTS of water, trust me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on May 01, 2007, 06:41:42 PM

water mupe's LOTS and LOTS of water, trust me.

i already drink lots of water

so that is definitely not a problem.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #41 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Mr AngryFace on May 01, 2007, 05:27:24 PM

Don't worry, it'll go down once you start hitting 30. Then you'll be fat if you keep eating like you do now.

That's gonna be me someday. I'm enjoying my metabolism while I still have it.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2007, 11:59:00 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 01, 2007, 06:20:24 PM

yeah. it's really nice too. a regular membership is free to all employes. but if you want something like a personal trainer, nutrionist adviser person thingy, that costs.

they also have a daycare for employees children as well. pretty awesome stuff.

Does your company subsidize the trainer costs? $40 for 4 hours sounds too good to be true. You must really like the daycare center because you can take all 10 of your kids there.

Quote from: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 11:50:55 PM

Quote from: Mr AngryFace on May 01, 2007, 05:27:24 PM
Don't worry, it'll go down once you start hitting 30. Then you'll be fat if you keep eating like you do now.

That's gonna be me someday. I'm enjoying my metabolism while I still have it.

Pig out while you still can.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #43 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:46:18 AM »

Okay the quote keeps screwing up and I don't know why.

But I am absolutely going to pig out while I still can. Damn straight.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:52:33 AM »

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yeah. it's really nice too. a regular membership is free to all employes. but if you want something like a personal trainer, nutrionist adviser person thingy, that costs.

they also have a daycare for employees children as well. pretty awesome stuff.
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Does your company subsidize the trainer costs? $40 for 4 hours sounds too good to be true. You must really like the daycare center because you can take all 10 of your kids there.

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I'd imagine they subsidize it. the employees at the fitness center aren't company employees, they're sub contracted. so i bet my company is paying a hefty fee for everyone.

and i only have one child and i've never taken her to the company daycare

Candyflip · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2007, 12:56:03 AM »

Why are no one's quote tags working lately?

Mupepe · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:43:42 PM »

2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil

my meal for tonight

anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:46:13 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 02, 2007, 03:43:42 PM

2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil

my meal for tonight

anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?

:'( Tonight i dine for you! I'm going to make g's chicken again.

Cyanista · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:47:13 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 02, 2007, 03:43:42 PM

2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil

my meal for tonight

anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?

Mmm. I want to eat that, too. With a side of chili cheese fries.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 02, 2007, 03:47:13 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 02, 2007, 03:43:42 PM
2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil

my meal for tonight

anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?

Mmm. I want to eat that, too. With a side of chili cheese fries.

mmm, chili chees fries

*gurgle*

Mupepe · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:56:41 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 02, 2007, 03:47:13 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 02, 2007, 03:43:42 PM
2 English cucumbers
1-2 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon soy sauce
1 tablespoon sesame oil

my meal for tonight

anyone else have any other healthy recipes that they can share with me?

Mmm. I want to eat that, too. With a side of chili cheese fries.

OUCH

it's actually really good, i was surprised.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #51 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:00:01 PM »

Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 05:20:10 PM

High metabolism FTW

It's so hard for me to gain weight, which is a blessing and a curse

It goes away dude.

I've gained ten pounds in the last month. I weigh around 143 now.

Enjoy it while you can. I'm fighting it by taking Claritin for my allergies though, which is basically Adderall with allergy meds. That basically means I eat one meal a day (which I must force myself to eat) and staying up 20 hours a day. I will probably lose 20 pounds by this time next week, lol.

Cyanista · « **Reply #52 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:02:37 PM »

These are so good. The rosemary & olive oil flavor is my favorite. I like putting a little fresh sliced tomato/cucumber on them. Or you can do tuna. Mmmmmmm.

captainbiotch · « **Reply #53 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:08:28 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 02, 2007, 04:02:37 PM

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These are so good. The rosemary & olive oil flavor is my favorite. I like putting a little fresh sliced tomato/cucumber on them. Or you can do tuna. Mmmmmmm.

shit yea. I found a box of those at my ex gf's the other night and finished it off. Delicious.

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:19:22 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 02, 2007, 04:02:37 PM

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These are so good. The rosemary & olive oil flavor is my favorite. I like putting a little fresh sliced tomato/cucumber on them. Or you can do tuna. Mmmmmmm.

awesome that sounds delicious. thank you.

i'm also back to eating boiled egg white and throwing out the yolk.

i hate the yolk anyways

Cyanista · « **Reply #55 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:26:25 PM »

Me too! Yolk is nasty, unless it is scrambled in with the rest of it.

My ideas of health food are all pretty antiquated. I don't know a good carb from a bad carb, but I DO know I'm not giving a one of those fuckers up. Bread and sugar, mmm.

Celery + PB, yay. Get the PB that has honey added and double the MM.

Mupepe · « **Reply #56 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:50:53 PM »

fuck yes!

I'm learning about good carbs/bad carbs etc. right now so that I can speed up my weight loss, but after I get back down to the size I want, it's going to be healthy food in general and I won't care about those specifics anymore.

and yeah, the PB with honey is omg unf unf-tastic.

something that's good that sound gross, crackers with cream cheese and hot sauce on top. and it's not actually that bad for you, but holy crap, it's delicious.

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Author Topic: My Weight Loss Tracking Thread (Read 3186 times)