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Title: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 02:41:43 PM
So I figured since there's a strong homosexual current pulsating throughout Evilbore, I'd give you fhagurs a shot at this one.

Ok, I've got dead sexy curly-ish hair (and it's really not fucking ginger, but that's not the point). If I comb the shit straight back after a shower, it stays that way for a brief period of time before it goes POOF and gets ALL fucking curly and wavy like it's growing straight out of my brain. To remedy this, I either wear a hat/beanie/wig or I put some motherfucking mousse in my hair. Usually it's all good then and I'm styling y profiling, word

EXCEPT for days like today, where it's all fucking overcast and humid. I have like three gallons of shellac in my hair AND IT STILL WENT POOF the minute I left the house. My hair is a totally uncool nest of weird curls and friz and it's really not making me feel my best  :-\

So, ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen posing as ladies of Evilbore, what in the fuck should I do? Any products you recommend? I've already considered ending myself over this so let's just skip that.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: whiteACID on May 01, 2007, 02:48:40 PM
I always used a hair straightener after I dried my hair and that worked for me. I doubt you would want to go that route though. They do make products for frizzy hair, I would recommend bed head.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2007, 02:51:58 PM
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Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 02:56:16 PM
I always used a hair straightener after I dried my hair and that worked for me. I doubt you would want to go that route though. They do make products for frizzy hair, I would recommend bed head.


what's up with the hair straightener, would it make me look like Nelson?

someone just recommened me this (http://www.redken.com/products/displayBrand.cfm?b=271), WHAT YOU AM THINK



Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 02:56:54 PM
So I figured since there's a strong homosexual current pulsating throughout Evilbore, I'd give you fhagurs a shot at this one.

Ok, I've got dead sexy curly-ish hair (and it's really not fucking ginger, but that's not the point). If I comb the shit straight back after a shower, it stays that way for a brief period of time before it goes POOF and gets ALL fucking curly and wavy like it's growing straight out of my brain. To remedy this, I either wear a hat/beanie/wig or I put some motherfucking mousse in my hair. Usually it's all good then and I'm styling y profiling, word

EXCEPT for days like today, where it's all fucking overcast and humid. I have like three gallons of shellac in my hair AND IT STILL WENT POOF the minute I left the house. My hair is a totally uncool nest of weird curls and friz and it's really not making me feel my best  :-\

So, ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen posing as ladies of Evilbore, what in the fuck should I do? Any products you recommend? I've already considered ending myself over this so let's just skip that.

bolded right where i stopped reading
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 02:58:31 PM
Quote from: Prost
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Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2007, 03:04:14 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Vizzys on May 01, 2007, 03:05:01 PM
so disappointing... I thought I had saved a picture from oa that said "only you can stop the gingers" and apparently I forgot:(
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:05:13 PM
Quote from: Prost
This user is currently ignored.


just ignore me while i ass ream you

i stopped reading because i didnt want to barf, nothing personal
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 03:06:27 PM
Maybe you could cut some of it off? I would think that having it shorter would make it more managable
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 03:07:49 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol


LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?


so disappointing... I thought I had saved a picture from oa that said "only you can stop the gingers" and apparently I forgot:(


srsly, people have their fun and all but i'm really NOT a ginger. get back to me when you can grow facial hair, let me know if that shit matches the hair on your head.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:09:10 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol


LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?


so disappointing... I thought I had saved a picture from oa that said "only you can stop the gingers" and apparently I forgot:(


srsly, people have their fun and all but i'm really NOT a ginger. get back to me when you can grow facial hair, let me know if that shit matches the hair on your head.

mine does.. do i get ginger cookies?
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 03:10:45 PM
I bet Prost is fucking sputtering with rage due to my ignoring him.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2007, 03:10:48 PM
Corny do you have negro blood in you?
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2007, 03:10:53 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol


LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?

They try to cover it up while they're outside. I'm not sure what else they do.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 03:11:16 PM
Corny do you have negro blood in you?


It's either that or Peter Ceteras, I think
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol


LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?

They try to cover it up while they're outside. I'm not sure what else they do.

Black women go nuts when it's raiining. OH GOD IT'S RAINING. GOTTA COVER UP MY HAIR.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2007, 03:12:21 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol

 :o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:13:26 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol

 :o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!
:lol
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Vizzys on May 01, 2007, 03:13:28 PM
:lol I'm capable of shaving daily good sir.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 03:14:48 PM
:o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!


yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:15:45 PM
:lol I'm capable of shaving daily good sir.
your face or your penis?

I usually only shave my face once every 2-3 days.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2007, 03:16:01 PM
:o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!


yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.

oh snaps....um.... :-\


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OH SNAPS!  :punch
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Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:16:18 PM
:o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!


yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.
i think he's funny...  gosh don't always be a party pooper...

don't get all FRIZZED up!  lolololo0l
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2007, 03:16:48 PM
Black women go nuts when it's raiining. OH GOD IT'S RAINING. GOTTA COVER UP MY HAIR.
So true. That's like their worst enemy. :lol
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2007, 03:17:09 PM
:o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!


yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.
i think he's funny...  gosh don't always be a party pooper...

don't get all FRIZZED up!

 :-* rawr, he's got you on ignore though, so he can't read that, well I guess now he can cause I quoted it
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Vizzys on May 01, 2007, 03:18:05 PM
:lol I'm capable of shaving daily good sir.
your face or your penis?

I usually only shave my face once every 2-3 days.

I was referring to my face.

I could shave downz there if I felt brave. Trimming = better
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:18:34 PM
:o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!


yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.
i think he's funny...  gosh don't always be a party pooper...

don't get all FRIZZED up!

 :-* rawr, he's got you on ignore though, so he can't read that, well I guess now he can cause I quoted it
oh he reads them, don't believe the lies ;)
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 03:20:29 PM
So Viz, you hirstute mofo: is the hair growing out of yer chinny chin chin the exact same color as the ones sprouting out of your dome?
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Vizzys on May 01, 2007, 03:23:21 PM
mostly
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 03:25:04 PM
So Viz, you hirstute mofo: is the hair growing out of yer chinny chin chin the exact same color as the ones sprouting out of your dome?
whats hirstute mean, and why are you being so mean to viz?
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Cyanista on May 01, 2007, 05:21:21 PM
Hirsute means hairy, mfer!
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 05:24:49 PM
*phew* I thought Cyanista was going to have a fashion tip for me, like "cut your head off at the shoulders"
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Cyanista on May 01, 2007, 05:28:02 PM
Man, everyone I know with curly hair suffers this.  I have no advice.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 01, 2007, 05:28:56 PM
Fuckin' good hair having...  >:(
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2007, 05:38:25 PM
i have the worst fuckin' cowlick in existence on the left (my left) side of my head.  ironically, i can't use mousse or gel, because it irritates my scalp, so i hafta just plaster it down with water and regular combing. it's like some sort of irrefutable physical manifestation of the nerd inside.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2007, 05:56:57 PM
*phew* I thought Cyanista was going to have a fashion tip for me, like "cut your head off at the shoulders"

wtf are you still trying to get in her pants?.... my god some people...
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Cyanista on May 01, 2007, 06:04:57 PM
i have the worst fuckin' cowlick in existence on the left (my left) side of my head.  ironically, i can't use mousse or gel, because it irritates my scalp, so i hafta just plaster it down with water and regular combing. it's like some sort of irrefutable physical manifestation of the nerd inside.

cowlicks build character.

Quote
prost running his mouth

Leave me out of your e-dickery, thx.
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 06:08:52 PM
Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up. :lol

 :o oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!
:lol
Title: Re: Frizzy hair meltdown
Post by: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 11:53:31 PM
I don't think anyone prone to frizz ever has NO frizz on humid days. It's just one of those things. You can have LESS frizz with mousse, gel, products for frizzy hair, but never no friz.