Frizzy hair meltdown

[Saint Cornelius]

So I figured since there's a strong homosexual current pulsating throughout Evilbore, I'd give you fhagurs a shot at this one.

Ok, I've got dead sexy curly-ish hair (and it's really not fucking ginger, but that's not the point). If I comb the shit straight back after a shower, it stays that way for a brief period of time before it goes POOF and gets ALL fucking curly and wavy like it's growing straight out of my brain. To remedy this, I either wear a hat/beanie/wig or I put some motherfucking mousse in my hair. Usually it's all good then and I'm styling y profiling, word

EXCEPT for days like today, where it's all fucking overcast and humid. I have like three gallons of shellac in my hair AND IT STILL WENT POOF the minute I left the house. My hair is a totally uncool nest of weird curls and friz and it's really not making me feel my best 

So, ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen posing as ladies of Evilbore, what in the fuck should I do? Any products you recommend? I've already considered ending myself over this so let's just skip that.

[whiteACID]

I always used a hair straightener after I dried my hair and that worked for me. I doubt you would want to go that route though. They do make products for frizzy hair, I would recommend bed head.

[Tauntaun]

[Saint Cornelius]

I always used a hair straightener after I dried my hair and that worked for me. I doubt you would want to go that route though. They do make products for frizzy hair, I would recommend bed head.

what's up with the hair straightener, would it make me look like Nelson?

someone just recommened me this, WHAT YOU AM THINK

[Prost]

So I figured since there's a strong homosexual current pulsating throughout Evilbore, I'd give you fhagurs a shot at this one.

Ok, I've got dead sexy curly-ish hair (and it's really not fucking ginger, but that's not the point). If I comb the shit straight back after a shower, it stays that way for a brief period of time before it goes POOF and gets ALL fucking curly and wavy like it's growing straight out of my brain. To remedy this, I either wear a hat/beanie/wig or I put some motherfucking mousse in my hair. Usually it's all good then and I'm styling y profiling, word

EXCEPT for days like today, where it's all fucking overcast and humid. I have like three gallons of shellac in my hair AND IT STILL WENT POOF the minute I left the house. My hair is a totally uncool nest of weird curls and friz and it's really not making me feel my best 

So, ladies and gentlemen and gentlemen posing as ladies of Evilbore, what in the fuck should I do? Any products you recommend? I've already considered ending myself over this so let's just skip that.

bolded right where i stopped reading

[Saint Cornelius]

This user is currently ignored.

[Beezy]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

[Vizzys]

so disappointing... I thought I had saved a picture from oa that said "only you can stop the gingers" and apparently I forgot:(

[Prost]

This user is currently ignored.

just ignore me while i ass ream you

i stopped reading because i didnt want to barf, nothing personal

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe you could cut some of it off? I would think that having it shorter would make it more managable

[Saint Cornelius]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?

so disappointing... I thought I had saved a picture from oa that said "only you can stop the gingers" and apparently I forgot:(

srsly, people have their fun and all but i'm really NOT a ginger. get back to me when you can grow facial hair, let me know if that shit matches the hair on your head.

[Prost]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?

so disappointing... I thought I had saved a picture from oa that said "only you can stop the gingers" and apparently I forgot:(

srsly, people have their fun and all but i'm really NOT a ginger. get back to me when you can grow facial hair, let me know if that shit matches the hair on your head.

mine does.. do i get ginger cookies?

[Saint Cornelius]

I bet Prost is fucking sputtering with rage due to my ignoring him.

[Himu]

Corny do you have negro blood in you?

[Beezy]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?

They try to cover it up while they're outside. I'm not sure what else they do.

[Saint Cornelius]

Corny do you have negro blood in you?

It's either that or Peter Ceteras, I think

[Himu]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

LOL it's not the first time i've heard that. so what do they do?

They try to cover it up while they're outside. I'm not sure what else they do.

Black women go nuts when it's raiining. OH GOD IT'S RAINING. GOTTA COVER UP MY HAIR.

[Tauntaun]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

  oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

[Prost]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

  oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

[Vizzys]

I'm capable of shaving daily good sir.

[Saint Cornelius]

oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.

[Prost]

I'm capable of shaving daily good sir.

your face or your penis?

I usually only shave my face once every 2-3 days.

[Tauntaun]

oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.

oh snaps....um....

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OH SNAPS! 

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[Prost]

oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.

i think he's funny...  gosh don't always be a party pooper...

don't get all FRIZZED up!  lolololo0l

[Beezy]

Black women go nuts when it's raiining. OH GOD IT'S RAINING. GOTTA COVER UP MY HAIR.

So true. That's like their worst enemy.

[Tauntaun]

oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.

i think he's funny...  gosh don't always be a party pooper...

don't get all FRIZZED up!

  rawr, he's got you on ignore though, so he can't read that, well I guess now he can cause I quoted it

[Vizzys]

I'm capable of shaving daily good sir.

your face or your penis?

I usually only shave my face once every 2-3 days.

I was referring to my face.

I could shave downz there if I felt brave. Trimming = better

[Prost]

oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

yo chuckles, do you need to respond to everything everyone says, constantly? one dork shake is more than enough, thanks.

i think he's funny...  gosh don't always be a party pooper...

don't get all FRIZZED up!

  rawr, he's got you on ignore though, so he can't read that, well I guess now he can cause I quoted it

oh he reads them, don't believe the lies

[Saint Cornelius]

So Viz, you hirstute mofo: is the hair growing out of yer chinny chin chin the exact same color as the ones sprouting out of your dome?

[Vizzys]

mostly

[Prost]

So Viz, you hirstute mofo: is the hair growing out of yer chinny chin chin the exact same color as the ones sprouting out of your dome?

whats hirstute mean, and why are you being so mean to viz?

[Cyanista]

Hirsute means hairy, mfer!

[Saint Cornelius]

*phew* I thought Cyanista was going to have a fashion tip for me, like "cut your head off at the shoulders"

[Cyanista]

Man, everyone I know with curly hair suffers this.  I have no advice.

[Saint Cornelius]

Fuckin' good hair having... 

[Van Cruncheon]

i have the worst fuckin' cowlick in existence on the left (my left) side of my head.  ironically, i can't use mousse or gel, because it irritates my scalp, so i hafta just plaster it down with water and regular combing. it's like some sort of irrefutable physical manifestation of the nerd inside.

[Prost]

*phew* I thought Cyanista was going to have a fashion tip for me, like "cut your head off at the shoulders"

wtf are you still trying to get in her pants?.... my god some people...

[Cyanista]

i have the worst fuckin' cowlick in existence on the left (my left) side of my head.  ironically, i can't use mousse or gel, because it irritates my scalp, so i hafta just plaster it down with water and regular combing. it's like some sort of irrefutable physical manifestation of the nerd inside.

cowlicks build character.

prost running his mouth

Leave me out of your e-dickery, thx.

[Phoenix Dark]

Haha, you're like a black girl. If their hair is straightened, humidity always fucks it up.

  oh snaps, I think he called you a slave, or something!

[xnikki118x]

I don't think anyone prone to frizz ever has NO frizz on humid days. It's just one of those things. You can have LESS frizz with mousse, gel, products for frizzy hair, but never no friz.