Girls rock stfu
omg what are you, pd? this idiot, shit, I'm the RIGHT male motherfu-go FUCK your mother.
Everyone has a disfunction, we just try and make due with what we are as people. Women are great, so dont get me wrong. But for emotional beings they sure do know how to hurt us guys. Not only in the pyshical sense but the mental as well.
My story is 5 years long and way too much for even myself to deal with. All I know is that she was made for me. Yet I wasnt made for her. As much as we agree and care for each other. I dont give her that spark of hope and life that she wants. Yet she's the only light in my sad dark world. Its hard to live in a dark world, alone and with no one to help you see the light.
I just want people to be happy, cause really in life theres so many unhappy people. That if you can just put a smile on someones face each day your doing something right in this world.
Maf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks
Maf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks
Whats the secret to that? I'm getting bitter as hellspoiler (click to show/hide)I think it's caused because I haven't meet any new girls for a long time[close]
You live in canada, i'm sure i'd be accepted if i lived somewhere else same with you. Your a good guyMaf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks
Whats the secret to that? I'm getting bitter as hellspoiler (click to show/hide)I think it's caused because I haven't meet any new girls for a long time[close]
You live in canada, i'm sure i'd be accepted if i lived somewhere else same with you. Your a good guy
Let's fuck some intestines.
Jesus, the fucking hormones in this thread.
Let's fuck some intestines.
Better than a nasty gash. It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.
Let's fuck some intestines.
Better than a nasty gash. It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.
What's the rectum like?
Let's fuck some intestines.
Better than a nasty gash. It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.
oh you want stories
malek is too drunk to read the rest
I don't let girls get too close to me anymore. I used to and I did stupid emo kid shit as a result.
I don't let girls get too close to me anymore. I used to and I did stupid emo kid shit as a result.
Show us pics of the scars.
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses. Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit. Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.
It's always look but don't touch with geek queens. Incredibley fragile people. Maybe that is why she doesn't want to be challanged, she doesn't want to be disjarred and fall down, break and face the ugliness. There always seem to be some past sexual transgression. The first geek queen I dealt with was molested by her father.
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses. Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit. Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.
oh you want storiesseems like you dodged a bullet, babe
Okay about a year ago, around the Christmas of '05, I ran across this person on myspace who was into videogames and I guess wrote little RPG reviews for her brother's website. I like to keep in touch with female gamers for research purposes, so I added them on myspace, and sent off a questionare on currently played games I think. Anyways, that's it for awhile. At some point, she sends me messages asking about certain parts of my profile and we begin talking. Then it's carried over to IMs and I learn more about her. She is (how typical for gamer girls) troubled. She had lost touch with a lot of friends and she sounded rather lonely and sheltered. We had started to talk on the phone, and I learned more of her problmatic past. I was giving her someone to talk to, because she had been raped and really didn't have many people to talk to about it. She had been complaining about being stuck in her house, but afraid of public places. I offer that we go have some coffee or hang out, saying she could use the social outing and she agreed. At this point, I had no interest in her, I knew geek queens were trouble and I figured she was some gross frumpy slob. Like some anime convention travesty. Anyways we meet for coffee and unfortunately she's pretty. We chitchat and have tea, then walk to a restaurant for tapas, check out a hookhar bar, walk through the capital park and around downtown most of the night. It was.. oddly interesting. I get back to my car, say goodnight, drive home and realize I have her scent on my hands and get that 'feeling' and I'm like FUCK.
Anyways, we hang out some more and keep talking. I start worrying. I start having feelings. One night I get sick as we're driving out to this lookout by her old town. She drives back to a grocery store, takes care of me, holds me while I'm shivering and all this crap. Takes me back home and makes me frijoles and watch Adult Swim. At this point I realize, yeah I like her. I had gone from relaxed, good helpful lending an ear guy to nervous, I like a psycho bitch guy. So after a few weeks, I tell her how I feel and this is met with confusion. She says she has feelings but is afraid, just give her time, to wait for her.
But this is a geek queen. This is a girl fucked in the head. Her story keeps changing and she keeps flaking on me. I try to be patient. The farthest it has ever gone is cuddling on the trampoline at 2am watching the stars in my backyard. Eventually the flaking increases, she backs away and there's like two versions of her, or two personalities. The bad personality starts to move itself to the front. She starts changing and avoiding. Eventually our last meeting is a saturday gallery hopping, with a visit to one of her friend's party afterwards. At the end I decide to bring up the subject and see whats up. I say I feel lead on, she says she never lead me on, so I asked her why she asked me to wait and why she said she had feelings, etc. This is pretty much the end of it and the argument ended in silence. I wasted an entire summer chasing her despite my initial misgivigns and I knowing how wrong geek queens are. I couldn't help it along the way, because from getting to know her she had most of the qualities I wanted and wanted the same things in a relationship (equality, comfort, safeness). She was also smart, a college grad, who loved adventurous foods and multicultral things. But GIRLS ARE STUPID and fuck it up when what they say they want shows up. Geek queens are even stupider. It doesn't help that she had stopped seeing her PTSS counseler either. She shrank into an alternate personality and inside a shell, with a big black blind spot to herself.
Now I found out she's dating a guy. Her qualification for this guy is "He just sits there and listens and doesn't challenge me. He's also not from here!" So basically, a demure and controllable guy who won't challenge her 'shelling' and hiding away, and the out of town thing helps too since she is always thinking of traveling as a way of getting away from her past, thinking she'll be happy and get over the past(abuse, rape) by continually running. Nobody from this town would ever be right, because this town had the rapist or abuser or the memories of it and every guy compared to that. Once she compared me to the guy who raped her just because I liked one of the bands he liked. Needless to say i was rather offended by that and it was one of the many things that turned me away towards the end. I couldn't even be her friend anymore because she only talked when it benefited her. Maybe thats the only reason we got to know each other, because I was so selfless at first and just giving her someoen to drain out her troubles to.
I'm still a little tiffed she's dating now, because she would always say she wasn't ready for guys. I also feel sorry for the new guy, because he's going to run into her mental instability and be in deep shit.
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses. Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit. Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.
seriously I hoover (the vacuum) that shit and they love it, become putty in my hands
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities on broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.what about cloud?
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.
SHUT UP you are married and have child.
I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.
SHUT UP you are married and have child.
I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.
SHUT UP you are married and have child.
I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.
But Drinky will never have the sweet memories that only you have of Roxy.
HUNNY BEARZ
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.
Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.
Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.
I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.
Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.
I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.
We share those sweet memories here.
hahaGirls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.
Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.
I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.
He is secure with who he is. What is your story?
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.
Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.
I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.
He is secure with who he is. What is your story?
I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.
If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.
I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.
If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.
What wouldn't you want to meet him? You can get fashion tips from him. I would love to have a metrosexual friend. $70 haircuts. lol
I thought she'd find my euglylol
She just told me that to ditch out on me and go to a TMBG concert.
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure
I did that crap to girls all the time when I was in college. One girl got so angry that her yelling could be heard with the phone a foot away from me. My dorm mates were laughing too. I really believe that it's a myth that you should be nice to girls all the time. The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot. She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her. I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone. I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began.
The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot. She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her. I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone. I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began.
*takes notes*
I'm a nice guy :(
And that's the end of Stephanie.:lol
So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again. I count in my head to make sure. Then I say "So... you're 17?":rofl :rofl :rofl
And that's the end of Stephanie.
So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again. I count in my head to make sure. Then I say "So... you're 17?"
And that's the end of Stephanie.
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure
Whoa wtf? Aw man, that's coooold blooded. How long did you know her before asking her out, and where were you gonna meet her?
:-\
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me. other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.
this thread is depressing :(
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me. other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.
this thread is depressing :(
My story was caused by me being awkward and weird. :lol
p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me. other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.
this thread is depressing :(
rofl yeah, yours was. yours was awesome.wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me. other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.
this thread is depressing :(
My story was caused by me being awkward and weird. :lol
p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo
this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical. I just said "fuck you" and hung up. I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party. she waved, I gave her the finger.
Girls can have "Guys suck ass" thread, and you can go post your horror stories in there! :Pwhen you have sheltered people purposely screwing people over you ignore them, you don't make threads bitching, that's the worst thing you can do.
EMOBORE
Girls suck for knowing that I suck ass. Why must they be so perceptive... WHY?oh you want stories
malek is too drunk to read the rest
EMOBORE
Quotethis is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical. I just said "fuck you" and hung up. I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party. she waved, I gave her the finger.
you mah man
Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.
Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.
Who says romance is dead?
Goddamn Tauntaun, you're worse than a sliver. A sliver in the foul tip of my cack, even
She thought about it for a while too. I didn't talk to her for 2 months after that, but I saw her at a party. We both got drunk and we started talking. She asked me to escort her to her room, where she seduced me and said the reason she didn't want to be with me was because I was "too good" for her, whatever the fuck she meant by that. Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.
Drunk sex sucks.
Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.
QuoteSince I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.
Holy shit that's my fantasy. WTF
btw how long did you last?
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lolShe probably thought he wasn't as hot as in his pictures and tried to get out of there. :lol How old were you in the story tiesto?
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lolShe probably thought he wasn't as hot as in his pictures and tried to get out of there. :lol How old were you in the story tiesto?