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Title: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 01:45:25 AM
Post horror stories and heart breakers in here boys!

Girls should be ashamed of themselves.   >:(

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I still like the boobies, no worries about me going the way of Demi
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Post by: MrAngryFace on May 04, 2007, 01:46:25 AM
Girls rock stfu
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Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 01:46:36 AM
Demi's men have boobies, too.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 01:47:09 AM
Girls rock stfu

Does MAF have a girlfriend? 
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Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 01:47:28 AM
I'm with you brotha Mike
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 04, 2007, 01:49:12 AM
Girls are for gays.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 01:55:33 AM
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/ers/
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: max_cool on May 04, 2007, 01:56:07 AM
oh man.. let me tell you...

So there was this girl I had been practically in love with since my junior year of high school. Anyway we became friend (FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK) so anyway I kinda stopped being a friend during senior year and as it turned out we went to the same university. So flash forward to a party that we both went to but didn't know ahead of time. Suddenly she is sucking me off in the back of my car and I'm thinking (among other things) this is it!

So of course I call her a few days later to ask how it's going and I get no answer and I leave a message, She never called back. I never called her again since I was a "broken man".

I got over it but damn that was some harsh shit.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 01:57:25 AM
what
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 01:58:57 AM
max cool knows where it's at!   post more people!   
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: brawndolicious on May 04, 2007, 02:00:49 AM
omg what are you, pd?  this idiot, shit, I'm the RIGHT male motherfu-go FUCK your mother.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 02:03:14 AM
omg what are you, pd?  this idiot, shit, I'm the RIGHT male motherfu-go FUCK your mother.

Girls can have "Guys suck ass" thread, and you can go post your horror stories in there!   :P
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 02:04:08 AM
they don't suck ass, although they are notorious heartbreakers.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:04:12 AM
I hate that girls pretend that they're not shallow and care more about personality/intelligence,etc than looks.  When women want to get married and have someone else's money to spend, then they'll give a shit about something other than looks.  However, if they just want to get laid, personality usually means shit.  At least, we guys are honest about being shallow fuckers that just want to stick it to a hot piece of ass. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:04:38 AM
Everyone has a disfunction, we just try and make due with what we are as people. Women are great, so dont get me wrong. But for emotional beings they sure do know how to hurt us guys. Not only in the pyshical sense but the mental as well.

My story is 5 years long and way too much for even myself to deal with. All I know is that she was made for me. Yet I wasnt made for her. As much as we agree and care for each other. I dont give her that spark of hope and life that she wants. Yet she's the only light in my sad dark world. Its hard to live in a dark world, alone and with no one to help you see the light.

I just want people to be happy, cause really in life theres so many unhappy people. That if you can just put a smile on someones face each day your doing something right in this world.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Bacon on May 04, 2007, 02:05:06 AM
Hello how you doing?
What's it like to ruin all my self esteem
Let me blow off some steam
For 5 years I've waited,
So why am I jaded to get back at you
What makes it cool

When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad
But I can't like someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
I hope that you're flattered
Cause you broke this down
The best thing that you never had

And it seems like a loss somehow
My heart got lost on the way to my head
And my brain cells are dead
And the craziness shows
Now I start to go when the green turns to red
And I should be dead

When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad
But I can't like someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
While my heart got shattered like romantic roadkill
My heart is all splattered your ego got fatter
And I hope that you're flattered
Cause you broke this down
The best thing that you never had

Like the toilet seat never got lifted
And I pissed on your confidence
When you weren't around, how can that be?
Don't turn this around
You were the one
Who drove my ass right to the ground

When you act like nothing ever happened
I feel like I should feel bad, and I can't like

Someone who thought
They're the only one that mattered
While my heart got shattered like romantic roadkill
My heart is all splattered your ego got fatter
And I hope that you're flattered
Cause you broke this down
You broke this down
The best thing, the best thing,
The best thing that you never had

You never had...
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 04, 2007, 02:11:46 AM
Maf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:12:05 AM
Everyone has a disfunction, we just try and make due with what we are as people. Women are great, so dont get me wrong. But for emotional beings they sure do know how to hurt us guys. Not only in the pyshical sense but the mental as well.

My story is 5 years long and way too much for even myself to deal with. All I know is that she was made for me. Yet I wasnt made for her. As much as we agree and care for each other. I dont give her that spark of hope and life that she wants. Yet she's the only light in my sad dark world. Its hard to live in a dark world, alone and with no one to help you see the light.

I just want people to be happy, cause really in life theres so many unhappy people. That if you can just put a smile on someones face each day your doing something right in this world.

If she doesn't see what you're seeing, then she's not made for you.  Simple as that.

Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 02:13:33 AM
Maf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks

Whats the secret to that?  I'm getting bitter as hell

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I think it's caused because I haven't meet any new girls for a long time
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Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:15:06 AM
Maf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks

Whats the secret to that?  I'm getting bitter as hell

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I think it's caused because I haven't meet any new girls for a long time
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He understands the wise saying that "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks".
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:16:21 AM
Maf may be single but he isnt bitter. MAF rocks

Whats the secret to that?  I'm getting bitter as hell

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I think it's caused because I haven't meet any new girls for a long time
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You live in canada, i'm sure i'd be accepted if i lived somewhere else same with you. Your a good guy
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 02:17:54 AM
You live in canada, i'm sure i'd be accepted if i lived somewhere else same with you. Your a good guy

I very much need a change of place. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 02:19:07 AM
I was screwed over by a girl sophomore year of high school. That was four years ago, so I don't care anymore.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:20:14 AM
Jesus, the fucking hormones in this thread.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Bacon on May 04, 2007, 02:22:01 AM
Let's fuck some intestines.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:24:20 AM
Let's fuck some intestines.

Better than a nasty gash.  It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:25:10 AM
Jesus, the fucking hormones in this thread.

I wear my ovaries on the outside. Wanna fight about it?  :'(
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Bacon on May 04, 2007, 02:26:47 AM
Let's fuck some intestines.

Better than a nasty gash.  It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.

What's the rectum like?
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:27:51 AM
Let's fuck some intestines.

Better than a nasty gash.  It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.

What's the rectum like?

A fleshlight filled with melted milk chocolate.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 02:27:58 AM
oh you want stories

Okay about a year ago, around the Christmas of '05, I ran across this person on myspace who was into videogames and I guess wrote little RPG reviews for her brother's website.  I like to keep in touch with female gamers for research purposes, so I added them on myspace, and sent off a questionare on currently played games I think.  Anyways, that's it for awhile. At some point, she sends me messages asking about certain parts of my profile and we begin talking.  Then it's carried over to IMs and I learn more about her.  She is (how typical for gamer girls) troubled. She had lost touch with a lot of friends and she sounded rather lonely and sheltered.  We had started to talk on the phone, and I learned more of her problmatic past.  I was giving her someone to talk to, because she had been raped and really didn't have many people to talk to about it.  She had been complaining about being stuck in her house, but afraid of public places.  I offer that we go have some coffee or hang out, saying she could use the social outing and she agreed.  At this point, I had no interest in her, I knew geek queens were trouble and I figured she was some gross frumpy slob.  Like some anime convention travesty. Anyways we meet for coffee and unfortunately she's pretty.  We chitchat and have tea, then walk to a restaurant for tapas, check out a hookhar bar, walk through the capital park and around downtown most of the night.  It was.. oddly interesting.  I get back to my car, say goodnight, drive home and realize I have her scent on my hands and get that 'feeling' and I'm like FUCK.

Anyways, we hang out some more and keep talking. I start worrying. I start having feelings.  One night I get sick as we're driving out to this lookout by her old town.  She drives back to a grocery store, takes care of me, holds me while I'm shivering and all this crap. Takes me back home and makes me frijoles and watch Adult Swim.  At this point I realize, yeah I like her. I had gone from relaxed, good helpful lending an ear guy to nervous, I like a psycho bitch guy. So after a few weeks, I tell her how I feel and this is met with confusion.  She says she has feelings but is afraid, just give her time, to wait for her. 

But this is a geek queen.  This is a girl fucked in the head.  Her story keeps changing and she keeps flaking on me. I try to be patient.  The farthest it has ever gone is cuddling on the trampoline at 2am watching the stars in my backyard.  Eventually the flaking increases, she backs away and there's like two versions of her, or two personalities.  The bad personality starts to move itself to the front. She starts changing and avoiding. Eventually our last meeting is a saturday gallery hopping, with a visit to one of her friend's party afterwards.  At the end I decide to bring up the subject and see whats up.  I say I feel lead on, she says she never lead me on, so I asked her why she asked me to wait and why she said she had feelings, etc.  This is pretty much the end of it and the argument ended in silence.  I wasted an entire summer chasing her despite my initial misgivigns and I knowing how wrong geek queens are. I couldn't help it along the way, because from getting to know her she had most of the qualities I wanted and wanted the same things in a relationship (equality, comfort, safeness). She was also smart, a college grad, who loved adventurous foods and multicultral things. But GIRLS ARE STUPID and fuck it up when what they say they want shows up.  Geek queens are even stupider.  It doesn't help that she had stopped seeing her PTSS counseler either. She shrank into an alternate personality and inside a shell, with a big black blind spot to herself.

Now I found out she's dating a guy.  Her qualification for this guy is "He just sits there and listens and doesn't challenge me. He's also not from here!"  So basically, a demure and controllable guy who won't challenge her 'shelling' and hiding away, and the out of town thing helps too since she is always thinking of traveling as a way of getting away from her past, thinking she'll be happy and get over the past(abuse, rape) by continually running. Nobody from this town would ever be right, because this town had the rapist or abuser or the memories of it and every guy compared to that.  Once she compared me to the guy who raped her just because I liked one of the bands he liked. Needless to say i was rather offended by that and it was one of the many things that turned me away towards the end.  I couldn't even be her friend anymore because she only talked when it benefited her.  Maybe thats the only reason we got to know each other, because I was so selfless at first and just giving her someoen to drain out her troubles to. 

I'm still a little tiffed she's dating now, because she would always say she wasn't ready for guys.  I also feel sorry for the new guy, because he's going to run into her mental instability and be in deep shit. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:28:10 AM
Let's fuck some intestines.

Better than a nasty gash.  It's like sticking your cock in a cup filled with bloody, microwaved earthworms.

Your brainwashing attempts to make us gay are futile.  Or at least I hope. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 04, 2007, 02:30:33 AM
Girls suck for knowing that I suck ass. Why must they be so perceptive... WHY?

oh you want stories
malek is too drunk to read the rest
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 02:33:20 AM
<3 avatar
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Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 04, 2007, 02:34:19 AM
Some girls are pretty ugly.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 02:34:40 AM
I don't let girls get too close to me anymore. I used to and I did stupid emo kid shit as a result.

Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 04, 2007, 02:35:42 AM
I don't let girls get too close to me anymore. I used to and I did stupid emo kid shit as a result.



Show us pics of the scars.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:36:01 AM
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses.  Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit.  Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:37:14 AM
Jesus Joseph (ET) I have to ask these geek queens they dont want to be challenged? They just want someone to let them have their problems and enable them more so? I get it now, wow.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 02:38:47 AM
I don't let girls get too close to me anymore. I used to and I did stupid emo kid shit as a result.



Show us pics of the scars.

Fuck no.

That was me then, this is me now.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:39:39 AM
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses.  Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit.  Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.

They smell kinda funny.  I'll give you that much.  I don't get why a guy will get his face all up in there. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:40:36 AM
This is what the inside of a vagine looks like, since i know 100% of the people in this thread that aren't me are unexperienced.

(http://ic.ucsb.edu/~praxis/icnic04/part1/013%20-%20Cooking%20(The%20horrible%20chum%20bucket%20for%20the%20Fear%20Factor%20game).JPG)
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 02:40:56 AM
It's always look but don't touch with geek queens.  Incredibley fragile people. Maybe that is why she doesn't want to be challanged, she doesn't want to be disjarred and fall down, break and face the ugliness. There always seem to be some past sexual transgression.  The first geek queen I dealt with was molested by her father.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 02:41:48 AM
I <3 vagina and give cunnilingus like a ellen degeneresque pro thank you very much.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:44:18 AM
Stop making me throw up, TVC.  I don't think I can have sex with that image in my head. 

Hmm, actually I just got an idea.  Maybe I'll think of that pic when I'm trying to prevent ejaculation. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:44:54 AM
It's always look but don't touch with geek queens.  Incredibley fragile people. Maybe that is why she doesn't want to be challanged, she doesn't want to be disjarred and fall down, break and face the ugliness. There always seem to be some past sexual transgression.  The first geek queen I dealt with was molested by her father.

DING DING DING DING DING

wow

Yeah i see it now.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 04, 2007, 02:46:14 AM
Girls are like Dirk Nowitzki: they don't have any balls.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: max_cool on May 04, 2007, 02:46:29 AM
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses.  Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit.  Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.

seriously I hoover (the vacuum) that shit and they love it, become putty in my hands
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 02:48:07 AM
oh you want stories

Okay about a year ago, around the Christmas of '05, I ran across this person on myspace who was into videogames and I guess wrote little RPG reviews for her brother's website.  I like to keep in touch with female gamers for research purposes, so I added them on myspace, and sent off a questionare on currently played games I think.  Anyways, that's it for awhile. At some point, she sends me messages asking about certain parts of my profile and we begin talking.  Then it's carried over to IMs and I learn more about her.  She is (how typical for gamer girls) troubled. She had lost touch with a lot of friends and she sounded rather lonely and sheltered.  We had started to talk on the phone, and I learned more of her problmatic past.  I was giving her someone to talk to, because she had been raped and really didn't have many people to talk to about it.  She had been complaining about being stuck in her house, but afraid of public places.  I offer that we go have some coffee or hang out, saying she could use the social outing and she agreed.  At this point, I had no interest in her, I knew geek queens were trouble and I figured she was some gross frumpy slob.  Like some anime convention travesty. Anyways we meet for coffee and unfortunately she's pretty.  We chitchat and have tea, then walk to a restaurant for tapas, check out a hookhar bar, walk through the capital park and around downtown most of the night.  It was.. oddly interesting.  I get back to my car, say goodnight, drive home and realize I have her scent on my hands and get that 'feeling' and I'm like FUCK.

Anyways, we hang out some more and keep talking. I start worrying. I start having feelings.  One night I get sick as we're driving out to this lookout by her old town.  She drives back to a grocery store, takes care of me, holds me while I'm shivering and all this crap. Takes me back home and makes me frijoles and watch Adult Swim.  At this point I realize, yeah I like her. I had gone from relaxed, good helpful lending an ear guy to nervous, I like a psycho bitch guy. So after a few weeks, I tell her how I feel and this is met with confusion.  She says she has feelings but is afraid, just give her time, to wait for her. 

But this is a geek queen.  This is a girl fucked in the head.  Her story keeps changing and she keeps flaking on me. I try to be patient.  The farthest it has ever gone is cuddling on the trampoline at 2am watching the stars in my backyard.  Eventually the flaking increases, she backs away and there's like two versions of her, or two personalities.  The bad personality starts to move itself to the front. She starts changing and avoiding. Eventually our last meeting is a saturday gallery hopping, with a visit to one of her friend's party afterwards.  At the end I decide to bring up the subject and see whats up.  I say I feel lead on, she says she never lead me on, so I asked her why she asked me to wait and why she said she had feelings, etc.  This is pretty much the end of it and the argument ended in silence.  I wasted an entire summer chasing her despite my initial misgivigns and I knowing how wrong geek queens are. I couldn't help it along the way, because from getting to know her she had most of the qualities I wanted and wanted the same things in a relationship (equality, comfort, safeness). She was also smart, a college grad, who loved adventurous foods and multicultral things. But GIRLS ARE STUPID and fuck it up when what they say they want shows up.  Geek queens are even stupider.  It doesn't help that she had stopped seeing her PTSS counseler either. She shrank into an alternate personality and inside a shell, with a big black blind spot to herself.

Now I found out she's dating a guy.  Her qualification for this guy is "He just sits there and listens and doesn't challenge me. He's also not from here!"  So basically, a demure and controllable guy who won't challenge her 'shelling' and hiding away, and the out of town thing helps too since she is always thinking of traveling as a way of getting away from her past, thinking she'll be happy and get over the past(abuse, rape) by continually running. Nobody from this town would ever be right, because this town had the rapist or abuser or the memories of it and every guy compared to that.  Once she compared me to the guy who raped her just because I liked one of the bands he liked. Needless to say i was rather offended by that and it was one of the many things that turned me away towards the end.  I couldn't even be her friend anymore because she only talked when it benefited her.  Maybe thats the only reason we got to know each other, because I was so selfless at first and just giving her someoen to drain out her troubles to. 

I'm still a little tiffed she's dating now, because she would always say she wasn't ready for guys.  I also feel sorry for the new guy, because he's going to run into her mental instability and be in deep shit. 
seems like you dodged a bullet, babe
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:48:36 AM
You're all little fucking H. H. Holmeses.  Liking vagines is a sure sign of being into sick shit.  Enjoy your entrail-like sex organs.

seriously I hoover (the vacuum) that shit and they love it, become putty in my hands

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/3158/tombofthemutilatedny8.jpg)
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Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 02:48:58 AM
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 02:49:46 AM
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities on broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.
what about cloud?

oooh  sick burn

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i'm sorry honey
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 04, 2007, 02:50:42 AM
mmmm waychel
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:51:12 AM
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.

SHUT UP you are married and have child.

I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 02:53:37 AM
no reason you can't have it, dude. kick the baggage to the curb, and look for a new adventure.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:53:55 AM
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.

SHUT UP you are married and have child.

I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.

Don't forget that you need a tasty bucket of this to top off your dream:

(http://static.flickr.com/30/52665319_ab7ba8f8ff_m.jpg)
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 02:54:46 AM
who doesn't love SLURRY!
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 02:55:17 AM
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.

SHUT UP you are married and have child.

I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.

But Drinky will never have the sweet memories that only you have of Roxy. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: demi on May 04, 2007, 02:55:53 AM
Lots of hunnies where I am. I saw several in my story I posted in the gaming thread.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 02:56:25 AM
HUNNY BEARZ
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Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:56:35 AM
yeah, i dated a few of these "geek queens" in college. they're completely self-fabricated personalities poorly pasted over broken lives. that's probably why i can't abide waychel and her ilk.

SHUT UP you are married and have child.

I'm gonna cry cause I want what you have. A family, a loving wife who likes cheap booze, and a daughter that likes to make fun of you.

But Drinky will never have the sweet memories that only you have of Roxy. 

We share those sweet memories here.

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/3351/roxyprontg7.jpg)
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 02:56:43 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though. We'll see how things go ugh. I want to be more outgoing and talkative at school, and I'm also going to hit the university gym instead of going to a rec. That way I'll meet chicks who are actually my age. No more soccer moms :bow
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: demi on May 04, 2007, 02:57:15 AM
HUNNY BEARZ

Ooh bear, I know you're out there.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 02:59:57 AM
I do have good memories, and lots of bad ones  :-X But the future was what I was looking forward to, only with her. Not someone else.
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:00:27 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:03:06 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:03:30 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

Fuck I can't edit my posts.

But you get the drift
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:04:57 AM
I hate loops.
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Post by: demi on May 04, 2007, 03:05:33 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

He is secure with who he is. What is your story?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 03:06:54 AM

We share those sweet memories here.


Please let G keep those to himself.   :lol
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Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 03:08:36 AM
bz oh bz

let it go


OK MORE STORIES

lesse

Alright, Karen.

Karen was a (dramatic music) teenage e-relationship, back in the old days of erelationships!  So no freaky video picture netsex like you have nowadays(coughGcough).  At the time, I was going to a very small specialized transition highschool(whole other story for that) that had maybe a half dozen girls in total.  And 0 sane semi-attractive girls in total. So I started looking for girls on the intarwebs.  Anyways, this girl Karen is one of many girls I meet from a few teen chatrooms on efnet.  At the initial time, she was negative and dating a dickweed also fromt he same chatroom.  I liked that she was negative(hey I was a teenager) and didn't liker her bf.  Anyways, he dumps her eventually as was expected, she gets distraught and I move in.  Not right afterwards, but when it was 'safe'.  I was young, insecure boy.  Oh yesh.  Anyways, yada yada, we ehookup, we meet.  The meeting went VERY well.  I thought she'd find me ugly and we'd just hangout till it was over with, but by the end I realized otherwise.  She rented Newsies(This is the start of a long tradition of me and Disney movie action) and we're watching it late at night at her parents house.  I'm stiff and stoic and nervous, she puts her hand on my thigh and then proceeds to jump down my throat, then takes me upstairs to her bedroom, her top comes off and etc.   So things worked out in person.

Anyways this goes for about 6 months and we have meetings here and there, she lives about 5 hours away, so it wasn't something we could do often.  Anyways, she starts to distance herself and I don't like it, probably from constant rejection creeping into my psyche.  The 6 month point comes up and since we're young we celebrate silly monthly anniversaries.  But not this time.  She says she's sick, so I tell her go to bed and don't worry.  What happened though was she wasn't sick.  She just told me that to ditch out on me and go to a TMBG concert. i find out later, am rather upset, I tell her I'm upset and for this she breaks up with me and breaks my heart.  This is my first 'love' or whatever, and she ditches me on our anniversary for a concert and doesn't invite me ahead of time to make plans to go too. Then she hooks up again with the guy who dumped her and treated her like crap before.  This would be a common pattern that I would get use to with girls.  Being the 'nice' guy they waste a little time with inbetween bad bfs.  After her, I stopped dating for three years, because I was sick of the nice guy pattern and began trying to figure out what exactly was going on with male-female relationships. 

Though it was a tough heart break, that made me suicidal for a bit and lead to another bad girl experience*emo*, it did have two positives.  One being the mission to figure out male and female relationships and mindsets, and two discovering TMBG.  I started getting into TMBG in a masochistic sense at first, but then grew to like them and made many good friends from their fanbase.  I wouldn't have some of my most trustworthy friends to talk to if I hadn't been dumped by her for a TMBG concert.

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To further go against TVC, Karen's vagina smelled like candle beeswax.  It was not repulsive at all and quite girly. It use to give me weird woolies in candleshops when I was dating her.  Unfortunately, not all girls are so well endowed with vagaroma.
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unfortunate typo lol
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:09:06 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

He is secure with who he is. What is your story?
haha
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:09:32 AM
Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

He is secure with who he is. What is your story?

I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.

If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 03:11:27 AM


I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.

If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.

What wouldn't you want to meet him?  You can get fashion tips from him.  I would love to have a metrosexual friend.  $70 haircuts. lol 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:13:18 AM


I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.

If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.

What wouldn't you want to meet him?  You can get fashion tips from him.  I would love to have a metrosexual friend.  $70 haircuts. lol 

He sounds quite different from me, although we're both political nuts lol. But lol I'm not into metrosexual stuff son
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:13:34 AM
I thought she'd find my eugly
lol
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Post by: captainbiotch on May 04, 2007, 03:19:38 AM
I'm enjoying your stories etiolate, write more if you got em  :P
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Post by: max_cool on May 04, 2007, 03:21:35 AM
She just told me that to ditch out on me and go to a TMBG concert.

If I may be totally insensitive for moment... it was TMBG.
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 04, 2007, 03:23:13 AM
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:28:30 AM
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

Whoa wtf? Aw man, that's coooold blooded. How long did you know her before asking her out, and where were you gonna meet her?

 :-\
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Post by: captainbiotch on May 04, 2007, 03:29:09 AM
Fuck that ho.  Just a name to scratch off the list.  :heartbeat
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 03:31:41 AM
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

I did that crap to girls all the time when I was in college.  One girl got so angry that her yelling could be heard with the phone a foot away from me.  My dorm mates were laughing too.  I really believe that it's a myth that you should be nice to girls all the time.  The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot.  She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her.  I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone.  I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began. 
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:34:42 AM
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

I did that crap to girls all the time when I was in college.  One girl got so angry that her yelling could be heard with the phone a foot away from me.  My dorm mates were laughing too.  I really believe that it's a myth that you should be nice to girls all the time.  The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot.  She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her.  I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone.  I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began. 

*takes notes*

I'm a nice guy :(
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:37:28 AM
The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot.  She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her.  I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone.  I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began. 

Indeed. Not all girls are the same though, but I'd say that this is true for most.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 03:41:17 AM


*takes notes*

I'm a nice guy :(

I am a nice guy at heart too but most girls just seem to treat you like garbage if they know that you would do anything for them.   Even if you are that crazy about her, the secret is to not let her know.  A lot of girls just seem to lose interest once they know that you are wrapped around their little fingers.  The other bad scenario is that they love you back for being completely obedient.  When you then try to be independent once in a while, she will completely flip out because you are acting against her will.  I want to punch a guy in the face whenever I hear him promise to obey his woman's wishes forever.  And believe me, I have heard that many times. 
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Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 03:43:03 AM
Okay I'll do two stories, since they're both shorter than the last two.

1. Gift Shop Girl

This was about 3 to 4 years ago. I am diabetic, as I might have metnioned like once, and I've had some bad run ins with it.  This story begins on a labor day weekend, when theres a local annual event here called the Jazz Jubilee.  The morning of this event I had quite an attack, and would have been out of it if my family hadn't barged in to check on me.  Regardless, I recover and still decide to go to oldtown/downtown for the Jazz Jubilee.  I am also feeling a little bit invigored for being alive after an attack. so my personality is a little off.  Anyways, Jazz Jubilee is a fustercluck tourist trap and quite busy.  I'm hopping around downtown, happy to be alive and at one point I actually buy a sword from a novetly shop and carry it around with me, just because I feel badass for some reason.  Eventually we end up in a very classic local gift shop, full of California souverneirs and home made fudge.  At this store is a cute girl, thin but not like wire thin, just good thin, with cute face, good body, etc etc.  She was attractive and my kind of attractive.  LIke starbuck chick cute.  She's manning the fudge and keeps offering me free fudge and smiles.  I don't get it at first, because I'm still al ittle off from this morning.  By the time I get home I think "wait was she flirting?"

Later, about a couple weeks later, my workmates meet up on a friday night after work for dinner and bar hopping at the same oldtown part of downtown. I get there before the rest, so I decide to check out that gift shop again.  The girl is there again. She's wearing pigtails.  For some thats maybe nothing, but for me that is a sign.  I have ze pigtail fetish and a girl wearing pigtails to me is a sign. She offers me fudge again, and the smiles and flirtacious nature.  I buy some fudge off of her, but head back to the bar to meet my workmates.  I tell them of the girl, they say GO FOR IT DUDE.  So I have a couple pitchers of liquid courage and go back... just to muster up enough gusto... to only ask her name. Which I now forget.  But I tell her I love her hair and she compliments me back for something and mentions remembering me from a couple weeks ago and yada.  But I'm shy, so I retreat back to the cajun restaraunt where my workmates are waiting. 

But I'm also determined, yet shy. so I go back the next day.  She's working. I talk to her, get to know her, she's still flirty.  I ask how late she's working and then I ask if she wants to go out to a movie after work and she says...

"I don't think my boyfriend would like that."
"oh"
"But you're so adorable and cute, I wish I could."

Now let me speak for all men.  DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME ADORABLE.  Oh god, that is the motherfuckin kiss of death. Adorable and "just like a brother" is nosexville.  Plus the bf is a killer, too.  So I realize she's flirting just because I'm some teddy bear to her and thats the end of her.

2. Stephanie

I'm taking this french class, I'm decent at it because I took it in highschool.  It's been awhile so I need a refresher.  There's a lot of girls in French classes. This I always knew.  One night, at a local hangout called the Truelove Cafe, after I had been stood up by friends (ANGRYFIST) I run into one of the girls from French class.  She's a full bodied redheaded gal.  By full bodied I don't mean fat, but mor elike.. classic pinup girl full bodied.  If that makes sense.  Anyways she spots me, initiates conversation and I eventually realize why I know her.  This begins our itneractions.  It continues in class, where she becomes more and more friendly to me.  She starts to show regularly, which her friends tease her about and then look at me slyly.  She occassionally dresses... revealingly.  She did have the T&A going on.  She starts finding me out of class. This is going interestingly enough, but I'm slow, cautious and careful when it comes to girls.  One day, the prof, being a french prof, announces its my birthday and has us sing happy birthday in french.  She, Stephanie that is, pulls me aside after class or whatever, she hails me down and says "So you're really that old?" and I'm like yeah, all of 24, old man, yada yada, here check out my driver's license.  So I hand over my license, with my birthdate showing I really am that old and she hands over her license in exchange. Usual crappy photo on it, license looks a bit different, a bit newer, and I'm like "Whens your birthday coming up?" and she's like check! So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again.  I count in my head to make sure.  Then I say "So... you're 17?"

And that's the end of Stephanie.
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Post by: Candyflip on May 04, 2007, 03:46:23 AM
And that's the end of Stephanie.
:lol
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:46:55 AM
So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again.  I count in my head to make sure.  Then I say "So... you're 17?"

And that's the end of Stephanie.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:49:03 AM
Quote from: etiolate
So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again.  I count in my head to make sure.  Then I say "So... you're 17?"

And that's the end of Stephanie.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 03:49:11 AM
 :lol
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Post by: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 03:54:33 AM
Stephanie.

Best story of the night (that's non Spider-man related)

 :lol
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 04:07:04 AM
I lol'ed at the Stephanie story.  Is it bad if I said that if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball?  I hope the FBI won't use that against me.  He should have at least wrote down her birth date though so that he can give her a special birthday present.   ;)
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Post by: Yeti on May 04, 2007, 04:10:08 AM
Okay, I guess I'll share an awkward story. :-\

I think it was Freshman year of high school. I was in my Honors English class, and I don't exactly remember why but we were having a study hall during that period. Of course no one was studying. I had a bunch of my friends in that class and we were all together talking shit.

All of a sudden I hear a girl call me over from across the class. I look over and all these girls are clustered around staring at me, some are giggling. So I'm kind of wary, and I'm like "What do you want?" And the girl who called me over just keeps saying "Come over here"

Now, I know these girls have some kind of dastardly plan going, but I go over anyways. So I walk over to the girl who called me over and say "yeah, what do you want?" What I wasn't expecting was for her to plant a big ol' smooch right on my lips. It wasn't just a quick peck either, it was make-out city.

Now, what I haven't mentioned before is that there are twins in this class. And one of these twins is the girl who is kissing me. So I'm getting made out with, and the first thing I think is "Woah, this girl is kissing me." But then another thought enters my head "wait a minute, which girl is kissing me?!" I HAD NO IDEA WHICH OF THE TWINS WAS KISSING ME. So I panic thinking holy shit, what if I call her by her sisters name? My head just fills up with all of these thoughts of the troubles you could run into dating someone who has a twin, and I FREAK OUT. I hastily pull away from the kiss, and without thinking say "What was that for?!?!" I just stood there all embarrassed and then walked away. My friends were all laughing and I was just mortified.  :-\
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 04, 2007, 04:14:08 AM
Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  :-\ Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

Whoa wtf? Aw man, that's coooold blooded. How long did you know her before asking her out, and where were you gonna meet her?

 :-\

Well I met her on an Internet dating site, which may sound lame and stuff but I live in a very unfamiliar, unfriendly city. I had already been out on a date with her and slept with her a couple of weeks ago, so this was to be like the follow up date. But nope, she stood me up! Quite why you would sleep with someone and act interested, then pull that shit is beyond me.
Title: Re: The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!
Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 04:17:45 AM
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing  :(
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 04, 2007, 04:19:10 AM
Was good timing for me really as my story JUST HAPPENED
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Post by: Yeti on May 04, 2007, 04:20:17 AM
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing  :(

My story was caused by me being awkward and weird.  :lol

p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2007, 04:23:02 AM
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing  :(

My story was caused by me being awkward and weird.  :lol

p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo

Yeah, you were kinda weird.  Protip: When in doubt, just hit it. 
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 04:24:00 AM
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing  :(

yeah i know its depressing, but look at the bright side your in a good relationship.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 04:26:25 AM
actually, i take that back, two girls have broken my heart...

I was a sophomore in high school and i got introduced to this girl Nikki from my friend Chris.  She had just moved from Georgia and was really country, but fucking adorable.  she was so cute.  she loved classic rock and had a sexy southern accent.

i had just recently discovered the joy of sex, so of course i thought, "god i want to bang her."  well anyways, we start out as really good friends.  things slowly progress until it becomes obvious that we both want to be more than friends (this is how i learned how to create a friends with benefits situation).  so we start dating.  

as soon as we start dating, shit goes downhill.  she seems really distant, doesn't call me etc.  i'm confused as fuck.  she wanted me so bad before.  but we trudge on, we have a lot of ups and downs, mostly downs.  this goes on for about 3 months.

still, no sex.  she's a virgin so it's understandable.  one night, she's staying at her brother's house and gets drunk with him and some friends.  the next night, she calls me and tells me "i don't want you to be mad, but i had sex with *insert some assholes name. i don't remember*.  we were really drunk and i'm soo sorry.  i really am."  so i'm like okay, okay.  i can forgive her.  in short, i'm naive as fuck.

then a few weeks later, i'm on a 3 way call with her and her friend Kiki (yes, her real name).  nikki has this friend, Cole, that I've known about.  I assume they're just friends.  well, we're all on the phone and kiki says something like "ed, you're really sweet.  you still forgive nikki after *insert assholes name from before* and cole"   and i'm like "wait, AND COLE? wtf??"  Nikki is like "oh shit, we have to go" and hangs up like 3 seconds later.  i get a call about 10 minutes later and she's like "oh hey babe, how are you?" like nothing happened.

this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical.  I just said "fuck you" and hung up.  I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party.  she waved, I gave her the finger.

that's really my only heartbreak story besides one I will not go into.
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Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 04:27:14 AM
Jodie

For three years I worked at a music store inside the main mall here.  It was a busy mall and my second job.  I started working there in higschool and kept on after graduating. There was a shoestore by us, sports store across from use, ebgames above us, cinnabon, hot topic and cardshop up top.  Across the way from us was a Jasper's restaraunt and coffee shop.  The local segments of the wall had a friendly sense of community.  We knew the Hot Topic people, some of the shoe people, and the Jaspers folk and the coffee shop people.  One day as I'm working I see a girl walk across the mall in high heel boots and fishnets, with a flowery blouse and long braided hair.  Quite a sight for a 19 year old boy. You see a lot of girls though in the mall, but this one really caught my eye.  Much later, this girl pops into the store.  Chris, a friend and coworker knows her.  She's friendly with a couple of the workers.  I help her find a CD, it's a band I like and so we talk about the band and she's real cool and fun. She leaves, and then the 'guy convention' starts.  Chris had spotted her first and invited her over.  She works at the coffee shop, he likes her, so I leave her to him and let him and Shawn work on her.  She keeps showing up, I follow Chris' luck(which isn't good =/).  He says she said she had  a boyfriend, so he lays off but the other guys try to scheme him into going for it.  Meanwhile, I keep getting to know her.  Eventually my friendship with her eclipses Chris' interest and she's coming over to chat with me and I go over there.  We scratch her back, she scratches ours.  we give her CD discounts, she gives me free coffee.  There are discussions about her, along with the other mall 'hotties'.  I sit quietly by because.. it just felt odd to me.  I would always say "she's my friend" when they tried discussing her boobs defyign gravity and how her mom was hot too.  My friend from HS who had started working there had made friends with her too.  Being gay, he had more quick access to her thoughts and emotions than she'd share with us hetero dudes. He'd tell me "She likes you, ask her out!" But I was surprised a mall hottie was interested in me.  Anyways, one time after we had taken lunch together I busted and asked her out to a movie as we're going down the escalator.  She sighs and says she has a boyfriend.  I'm like well thats cool, that's fine, etc, etc. I say bye and go back to my work and she kinda shuffles off to her work.  Then later that day she comes back to the record store and gives me her number and tells me to call her.  So I call her and the relationship/friendship continues.  The BF bit was real, but as usual, the bf relationship was shaky. One weekend when her bf is out of town she propositions that we go out to a movie, so I agree.  The movie was Studio 54.  Not a good date movie. Let me say that.  We just see the movie and that's it.  I didn't even have a car nor she at the time. It was rather lame.  Eventually I get tired of waiting to see whats going on and ask her, and she gives me the "I like you but I'm confused I have bf" yada yada.  I seem to get the "I'm confused" line a lot.  After this she doesn't show up as much.  I'm real nervous and self conscience around her.  Plus, the mall knows whats going on because mall employees gossip like mad.  After a time of distance, she starts coming by more often again, the guys at work start up a group to go see Depeche mode and I Invite her.  Her relationship is rocky at the time and I'm thinking "maybe the time is now? yes? lucky joe? Pls god?" So we meet up at the concert... and she's covered in hickies.  I'm like wtf. So we ask "what happened eh?" And she's like "I had a fight with the bf and then we made up."  I was like, you sure as fuck did.  And that kind of ended the whole thing between us.  I tried dancing with her at the concert but it was just very awkward. The mall still gossiped, and she was still always part of the conversations, there'd be a pause and they'd go "but if anyone bangs her, joe has first dibs" and I'd just.. feel shamed.  It really didn't end well, but I still always sort of liked her.  Eventually it got overwritten by another girl who worked at the music store, but her story is like.. way too long. Plus, she was jealous as hell and cut off all ties to  Jodie. She knew about jodie, because well malls gossip and I guess would give her the cold shoulder when she came around even before we were ever together.  Still, I will talk to old work pals and they'd be "OH I saw Jodie awhile ago, she's working yadada, you should call her."  But I never did anymore and never have. 
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Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 04:28:29 AM
wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing  :(

My story was caused by me being awkward and weird.  :lol

p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo
rofl  yeah, yours was.  yours was awesome.

approved  :)
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Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 04:31:42 AM
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this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical.  I just said "fuck you" and hung up.  I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party.  she waved, I gave her the finger.

you mah man
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Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 04:42:44 AM
Also this thread needs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz1qJ3aC4M
[youtube=425,350]URz1qJ3aC4M[/youtube]
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Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 04:45:23 AM
etiolate: yeah, i get the "i'm confused" line from women i'm really interested in a lot.  that just means "we'll see what happens when shit really goes downhill with my boyfriend.  Okay, #2?"  I hate that fucking line.

Women always talk shit about guys using lines, but women use way more lines to string guys along.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 04:52:18 AM
what about money though? Or material goods do you just ask for it all back when in reality it wont make you feel any better about the fucking situation?
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2007, 10:53:15 AM
I like women. A lot.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 04, 2007, 11:15:14 AM
etiolate... paragraphs please!
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 04, 2007, 12:24:11 PM
Girls can have "Guys suck ass" thread, and you can go post your horror stories in there!   :P
when you have sheltered people purposely screwing people over you ignore them, you don't make threads bitching, that's the worst thing you can do.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 12:28:14 PM
EMOBORE
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 12:29:15 PM
EMOBORE

Go please your wife damn you mr family man. We need this thread.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 01:15:04 PM
Girls suck for knowing that I suck ass. Why must they be so perceptive... WHY?

oh you want stories
malek is too drunk to read the rest

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I'm using that for my msn name! 
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Post by: demi on May 04, 2007, 01:17:04 PM
EMOBORE

All the emo music on my PC couldn't outdo this thread.
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Post by: balikeye on May 04, 2007, 02:10:47 PM
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this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical.  I just said "fuck you" and hung up.  I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party.  she waved, I gave her the finger.

you mah man

Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 02:20:08 PM
Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.


Who says romance is dead?
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 04, 2007, 02:29:35 PM
Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.


Who says romance is dead?

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 :-*
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Post by: Cyanista on May 04, 2007, 02:30:13 PM
Girls annoy the crap out of me.  Always with the nothing to talk about except how they choose to decorate themselves or who they choose to obsess over. 

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Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 02:31:08 PM
Goddamn Tauntaun, you're worse than a sliver. A sliver in the foul tip of my cack, even
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 04, 2007, 02:33:38 PM
Goddamn Tauntaun, you're worse than a sliver. A sliver in the foul tip of my cack, even

what?  I did  :-* at the end, I loves you snuckums.  What do you mean by I'm worse than a sliver? I've never heard that expression before. 


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PS -  :-* can't we be wubs?  Also if you're crack is foul, try baby wipes, they're awesome.  :)
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2007, 03:17:45 PM
I love women to death but I've had my own bad experiences. They don't make me hate all women though. Women have just as much reason to hate on us than we do them. We've cast them down in society since the beginning of time and just recently are starting to realize they're just as amazing as us and deserve equality. For all the shit they pull on us, for all I know, I probably deserve it, because it's definitely harder being a woman than a man. You're gonna experience heart break when trying to find a mate. Unfortunately, you're going to have to grow some balls, tough it out, and try again.

Anyways, here's one of my quadrillion stories of bad experiences with SOME women.

It was the summer before college. I went to my college in NC's orientation and met a fine black lass named Jamie. We quickly became pals, and we hung out 24/7 while at orientation. We traded phone numbers, emails and all that crap before we left. It's obvious we have some chemistry going on.

So after that, I try to contact her and we talk on aim for a few bit every day. I eventually grew some stones and directly asked her if she had a boyfriend, just to find a bit about her. She said no and the man she dates has to be special and someone she talk to regarding anything. Well, eventually she stopped popping up on aim and I was wondering about her. This continued on until school started in August. She had a twin sister (:drool) and I was curious so I asked how her sister was doing and that I haven't been able to talk to her for a while. Her sister knew I liked her, so she just gave me Jamie's number. I called and she got absolutely pissed and though I was stalking her because she didn't give me the number. She was in my freshman "THIS IS COLLEGE AND THIS IS HOW YOU WORK IN COLLEGE" intro class. I found out from a friend in that class that she fucking blocked me from aim and that's why she hadn't been on all this time. I don't know why. I confront her and ask what's up. I tell her my feelings and she says that she had to think about it.

She thought about it for a while too. I didn't talk to her for 2 months after that, but I saw her at a party. We both got drunk and we started talking. She asked me to escort her to her room, where she seduced me and said the reason she didn't want to be with me was because I was "too good" for her, whatever the fuck she meant by that. Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

So after that I tried to still patch things up between us but she continued to distance herself more and more to the point where we didn't talk at all. Right before Christmas break, I saw her in the student center with a guy fondling her hair. I knew him. He was a total asshole man slut who tried to get in every girl's pants on campus. Turns out they were dating. It kinda pissed me off but I shrugged it off. I was burned for a few months but I bounced back.

At least I got some sex out of the deal.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 03:21:41 PM
Thats a weird ass story.  So you were a virgin till freshmen collage?  maybe there is hope for me!
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2007, 03:22:57 PM
College chick's are horny as fuck. There's like, no excuse at all.
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 03:31:40 PM
She thought about it for a while too. I didn't talk to her for 2 months after that, but I saw her at a party. We both got drunk and we started talking. She asked me to escort her to her room, where she seduced me and said the reason she didn't want to be with me was because I was "too good" for her, whatever the fuck she meant by that. Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

My God. :lol

Was your first time awkward like everyone says it's supposed to be?
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2007, 03:33:38 PM
Drunk sex sucks.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 03:38:08 PM
Drunk sex sucks.

God does it ever. I was so fucked up cause of what I drank one night that I couldnt seal the deal. Fuck I didnt even know if she finished all I know was that I was hard, didnt know where I was. Not to mention I had no way home. I was so confused.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 06:42:42 PM
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Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

Holy shit that's my fantasy. WTF

btw how long did you last?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 06:49:59 PM
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Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

Holy shit that's my fantasy. WTF

btw how long did you last?

PD coming out a submissive, my thread exclusive. 

Maybe you can get Whiteman to be your master.   :P
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Post by: tiesto on May 05, 2007, 12:31:30 PM
Alright, here's my worst date story... For the last year and a half or so, since I broke up my ex girlfriend (rather plain looking gamer chick), I've been looking around online to meet girls (Match and OKCupid mainly, with a brief eHarmony stint). I don't care much for picking up girls in bars, am done with school, and work at a engineering-heavy defense contractor where the girls are either taken or weird, so this is pretty much the only logical route I can take.

So I meet this one girl named Kristina, she's very attractive in her pictures - blonde, thin, with glasses, totally my type. We talk online for a bit, we have a bit in common, we both like the crossword puzzles and art (she worked at a museum). Just as a side note, my Match profile is slightly geared towards the artsy and outdoorsy types, because I'm not sure I want a geek girl (see, etoliate's posts in these threads) or your stereotypical "Long Island girl", i.e. no personality beyond rooting for the Yankees, going to local townie bars, and listening to Dave Matthews Band and Billy Joel, with the occasional visit to the beach when its wrong. So back to this girl... we talk for a bit and she's fun to talk to on AIM, has quite a bit to say, so we exchange numbers.

I call her on a Friday, ask her what she's up to, she says not much, so I asked if she wants to hang out. She lives in Garden City, about a 40 min drive for me, so I told her I'd meet up close to where she lives, at the Dave and Busters in the Source Mall in Westbury. I get there and she can't find the Dave and Busters, she calls me a few times, I try explaining to her... since the D&B is attached to a mall, she said to just meet her by the H&M there. So alright, I did... Saw her, introduced myself and gave her a quick hug. We talked for a minute, and I'm like... so what do you wanna do? Are you hungry? She says, "not really"... I'm like, "ohhh... I haven't eaten all day so I'm pretty hungry. But I could wait till later. What do you wanna do?" And she says, "We should go to Starbucks, there's one around here, you can follow me to it". So she wanted to take 2 separate cars, told me to look for her black CRV in the parking garage (I was parked near D&B in another parking lot).

Alright, so I take my car and drive to the parking garage, looking around for her. Didn't see her or anything, I gave it about 10 minutes then tried calling her. No response! I'm like, oh fuck... waited around a bit longer and then tried calling again. Still no response! I was pretty pissed, thinking... "naah, she couldn't have... or could she?" Then a bit after the second call, I get a text message, not even a real call (I hate text messaging... you have a phone, just fucking pick it up and use it!). And it says "sorry, but I'm not feeling too good". So I try giving her one more call. Nope, still no answer. Then I'm like, fuck this... drove home pretty pissed off. And then I get one last text message "don't hate me for making you drive out all the way here, but it wouldn't have worked out". WTF??? She could have at least given me a chance, even if she didn't like me that much she could have at least had the courtesy to hang out and at least get coffee and talk for a bit. Fucking waste of time :P I didn't say anything to her after that, just deleted the contact, removed her from AIM and myspace, and moved on with my life. Still she was a cunt :P

After that I hung out with my friend eating at overrated Italian chain Carabba's, then playing some retro games with him. I felt like such a loser :(

I haven't heard back from Theresa in almost a week either... so this really sucks, my luck on girls has been shit. The FF girl wasn't nearly as attractive in person as she was in her pictures either... :(
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Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2007, 01:44:34 PM
link us to your dating profiles! I am curious.
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2007, 01:52:27 PM
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lol
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Post by: Cheebs on May 05, 2007, 02:03:18 PM
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lol
She probably thought he wasn't as hot as in his pictures and tried to get out of there.  :lol How old were you in the story tiesto?
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Post by: tiesto on May 05, 2007, 03:40:25 PM
The girl in tiesto's story is a fucking asshole. :lol
She probably thought he wasn't as hot as in his pictures and tried to get out of there.  :lol How old were you in the story tiesto?

I was 24, this was last November I think? But I always thought I look better in person than my pictures, so I dunno, it wasn't like I came in all disheveled looking and not showered or anything like that.
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2007, 06:14:32 PM
Shit and I thought I got pissed on. Poor tiesto  :-\
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 05, 2007, 06:21:07 PM
Ouch tiesto. 
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Post by: etiolate on May 05, 2007, 07:57:07 PM
That's a stone cold bitch right there tiesto.
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Post by: etiolate on May 05, 2007, 08:55:42 PM
More stories to torment drinky with


This one starts out with another Stephanie, she was part of the e-relationship phase. This phase starts out heavy, then twindles out, even as I leave the school situation that sort of causes it.  Anyways, Stephanie was an east coast e-relationship.  It was sickeningly puppy doggish. Then one day she dissapears off the face of the earth.  No warning, no idea why. After being gone 2-3 months I consider the e-thang over.  Another e-girl takes advantage of this and moves in on me, but at least she lives int he bay area.  THis is more real right? This girl Heather, she has a M.O. I disocver it, but too late.  She loves 'secret lovers' but not the real thing. We have plans to meet, but the whole time I think things are good, she's actually making friendly with another guy from my town.  Heather and I(she woudl ruin heathers for me forever) are making plans to meet.  She has a car, her driver's license, I'm awaiting seeing her, expecting her at my doorstep... but all the plans I had, were really for the guy she had behind my back.  She does come to my town, but she meets the other guy.  I find out.. I'm broken, and I'm depressed.  It's not emo, because.. well there was no emo yet, but you'd call it emo at this day and age. 

In my heartache and broken status, I run across this girl Justine.  She's a filipino that goes to a local private Christian school.  She asks why I'm so sad, I tell her my story and we start to talk, and then talk alot. I get her phone number, and we meet at a mall.. and a relationships tarts.  It was awkward even at first, but she was so kind, but so Catholic.  She considers hugging a bit risque.  So no kissing, no nothing, but hey at least it's a girlfriend, right?  Well sort of.  I call her and she's watching Party of Five "Can I go? Party of Five is on." Okay, I'm being put aside for Party of Five.  Things are like this for a bit, but then Stephanie comes back from whatever void she dissapeared into and thinks nothing has changed.  So I have a real gf and then a girl who think's I'm her bf.  Justine doesn't like this too much, so I have to break it to Stephanie that a lot of shit has gone down while she's been.. where ever she was. Eventually that's somewhat resolved.

I meet Justine for a Christmas gift exchange.. and we watch another teen soap, ones sh'ss actually recorded on VHS. I forget the name of this one, but it's the one that 'got canceled before it's time' during the 90s. So tt's a teen soap marathon, and I'm sitting as close to her as I can.  Afterwards I wish her Merry Christmas and sneak a kiss on her forehead, because lord knows a good Catholic ciglr would never touch me.  We hug, say goodbye, I go home.

Later on, maybe a day or two after the Christmas meeting, she calls me and breaks up with me.  I ask why and she says "Honestly, I only dated you because I felt sorry for you." Wow, okay.

And I'll stop there for now.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2007, 09:21:00 PM
damn dude.  DAMN
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2007, 11:35:53 PM
I'm starting to wonder if it really is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. :lol