The offical GIRLS SUCK ASS thread!

[Phoenix Dark]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though. We'll see how things go ugh. I want to be more outgoing and talkative at school, and I'm also going to hit the university gym instead of going to a rec. That way I'll meet chicks who are actually my age. No more soccer moms

[demi]

HUNNY BEARZ

Ooh bear, I know you're out there.

[G The Resurrected]

I do have good memories, and lots of bad ones   But the future was what I was looking forward to, only with her. Not someone else.

[Beezy]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

[Phoenix Dark]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

[Phoenix Dark]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

Fuck I can't edit my posts.

But you get the drift

[Beezy]

I hate loops.

[demi]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

He is secure with who he is. What is your story?

[Smooth Groove]

We share those sweet memories here.

Please let G keep those to himself.   

[etiolate]

bz oh bz

let it go


OK MORE STORIES

lesse

Alright, Karen.

Karen was a (dramatic music) teenage e-relationship, back in the old days of erelationships!  So no freaky video picture netsex like you have nowadays(coughGcough).  At the time, I was going to a very small specialized transition highschool(whole other story for that) that had maybe a half dozen girls in total.  And 0 sane semi-attractive girls in total. So I started looking for girls on the intarwebs.  Anyways, this girl Karen is one of many girls I meet from a few teen chatrooms on efnet.  At the initial time, she was negative and dating a dickweed also fromt he same chatroom.  I liked that she was negative(hey I was a teenager) and didn't liker her bf.  Anyways, he dumps her eventually as was expected, she gets distraught and I move in.  Not right afterwards, but when it was 'safe'.  I was young, insecure boy.  Oh yesh.  Anyways, yada yada, we ehookup, we meet.  The meeting went VERY well.  I thought she'd find me ugly and we'd just hangout till it was over with, but by the end I realized otherwise.  She rented Newsies(This is the start of a long tradition of me and Disney movie action) and we're watching it late at night at her parents house.  I'm stiff and stoic and nervous, she puts her hand on my thigh and then proceeds to jump down my throat, then takes me upstairs to her bedroom, her top comes off and etc.   So things worked out in person.

Anyways this goes for about 6 months and we have meetings here and there, she lives about 5 hours away, so it wasn't something we could do often.  Anyways, she starts to distance herself and I don't like it, probably from constant rejection creeping into my psyche.  The 6 month point comes up and since we're young we celebrate silly monthly anniversaries.  But not this time.  She says she's sick, so I tell her go to bed and don't worry.  What happened though was she wasn't sick.  She just told me that to ditch out on me and go to a TMBG concert. i find out later, am rather upset, I tell her I'm upset and for this she breaks up with me and breaks my heart.  This is my first 'love' or whatever, and she ditches me on our anniversary for a concert and doesn't invite me ahead of time to make plans to go too. Then she hooks up again with the guy who dumped her and treated her like crap before.  This would be a common pattern that I would get use to with girls.  Being the 'nice' guy they waste a little time with inbetween bad bfs.  After her, I stopped dating for three years, because I was sick of the nice guy pattern and began trying to figure out what exactly was going on with male-female relationships. 

Though it was a tough heart break, that made me suicidal for a bit and lead to another bad girl experience*emo*, it did have two positives.  One being the mission to figure out male and female relationships and mindsets, and two discovering TMBG.  I started getting into TMBG in a masochistic sense at first, but then grew to like them and made many good friends from their fanbase.  I wouldn't have some of my most trustworthy friends to talk to if I hadn't been dumped by her for a TMBG concert.

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To further go against TVC, Karen's vagina smelled like candle beeswax.  It was not repulsive at all and quite girly. It use to give me weird woolies in candleshops when I was dating her.  Unfortunately, not all girls are so well endowed with vagaroma.

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unfortunate typo lol

[Beezy]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

He is secure with who he is. What is your story?

haha

[Phoenix Dark]

Girls are meh. I've made it a mission to try to meet some chicks this summer though.

Yeah right. Your bitch ass won't even meet Cheebs.

I won't meet Cheebs? You must be out the loop, because I've said many times I'd meet him. Although after his recent confessions about getting $70 haircuts, having highlights, and being very flamboyant.

He is secure with who he is. What is your story?

I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.

If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.

[Smooth Groove]

I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.

If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.

What wouldn't you want to meet him?  You can get fashion tips from him.  I would love to have a metrosexual friend.  $70 haircuts. lol 

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm not comfortable with meeting him after his confessions. If he wants to meet me fine, but I'm not begging him anymore. I think he's scared of meeting me.

If we had a sexual relationship he would definitely be the bottom.

What wouldn't you want to meet him?  You can get fashion tips from him.  I would love to have a metrosexual friend.  $70 haircuts. lol 

He sounds quite different from me, although we're both political nuts lol. But lol I'm not into metrosexual stuff son

[Beezy]

I thought she'd find my eugly

lol

[captainbiotch]

I'm enjoying your stories etiolate, write more if you got em 

[max_cool]

She just told me that to ditch out on me and go to a TMBG concert.

If I may be totally insensitive for moment... it was TMBG.

[The Sceneman]

Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

[Phoenix Dark]

Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

Whoa wtf? Aw man, that's coooold blooded. How long did you know her before asking her out, and where were you gonna meet her?

 

[captainbiotch]

Fuck that ho.  Just a name to scratch off the list. 

[Smooth Groove]

Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

I did that crap to girls all the time when I was in college.  One girl got so angry that her yelling could be heard with the phone a foot away from me.  My dorm mates were laughing too.  I really believe that it's a myth that you should be nice to girls all the time.  The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot.  She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her.  I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone.  I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

I did that crap to girls all the time when I was in college.  One girl got so angry that her yelling could be heard with the phone a foot away from me.  My dorm mates were laughing too.  I really believe that it's a myth that you should be nice to girls all the time.  The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot.  She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her.  I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone.  I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began. 

*takes notes*

I'm a nice guy

[Beezy]

The last girl I dated was being a little bitchy because she was hot.  She kept acting like I should feel lucky to be with her.  I just hung up on her in the middle of a conversation and then she called back about 20 times and left a bunch of apologies on my cellphone.  I found out the hard way in high school that nice acts towards girls are very often not going to be reciprocated, which is why I was prepared when college began. 

Indeed. Not all girls are the same though, but I'd say that this is true for most.

[Smooth Groove]

*takes notes*

I'm a nice guy

I am a nice guy at heart too but most girls just seem to treat you like garbage if they know that you would do anything for them.   Even if you are that crazy about her, the secret is to not let her know.  A lot of girls just seem to lose interest once they know that you are wrapped around their little fingers.  The other bad scenario is that they love you back for being completely obedient.  When you then try to be independent once in a while, she will completely flip out because you are acting against her will.  I want to punch a guy in the face whenever I hear him promise to obey his woman's wishes forever.  And believe me, I have heard that many times. 

[etiolate]

Okay I'll do two stories, since they're both shorter than the last two.

1. Gift Shop Girl

This was about 3 to 4 years ago. I am diabetic, as I might have metnioned like once, and I've had some bad run ins with it.  This story begins on a labor day weekend, when theres a local annual event here called the Jazz Jubilee.  The morning of this event I had quite an attack, and would have been out of it if my family hadn't barged in to check on me.  Regardless, I recover and still decide to go to oldtown/downtown for the Jazz Jubilee.  I am also feeling a little bit invigored for being alive after an attack. so my personality is a little off.  Anyways, Jazz Jubilee is a fustercluck tourist trap and quite busy.  I'm hopping around downtown, happy to be alive and at one point I actually buy a sword from a novetly shop and carry it around with me, just because I feel badass for some reason.  Eventually we end up in a very classic local gift shop, full of California souverneirs and home made fudge.  At this store is a cute girl, thin but not like wire thin, just good thin, with cute face, good body, etc etc.  She was attractive and my kind of attractive.  LIke starbuck chick cute.  She's manning the fudge and keeps offering me free fudge and smiles.  I don't get it at first, because I'm still al ittle off from this morning.  By the time I get home I think "wait was she flirting?"

Later, about a couple weeks later, my workmates meet up on a friday night after work for dinner and bar hopping at the same oldtown part of downtown. I get there before the rest, so I decide to check out that gift shop again.  The girl is there again. She's wearing pigtails.  For some thats maybe nothing, but for me that is a sign.  I have ze pigtail fetish and a girl wearing pigtails to me is a sign. She offers me fudge again, and the smiles and flirtacious nature.  I buy some fudge off of her, but head back to the bar to meet my workmates.  I tell them of the girl, they say GO FOR IT DUDE.  So I have a couple pitchers of liquid courage and go back... just to muster up enough gusto... to only ask her name. Which I now forget.  But I tell her I love her hair and she compliments me back for something and mentions remembering me from a couple weeks ago and yada.  But I'm shy, so I retreat back to the cajun restaraunt where my workmates are waiting. 

But I'm also determined, yet shy. so I go back the next day.  She's working. I talk to her, get to know her, she's still flirty.  I ask how late she's working and then I ask if she wants to go out to a movie after work and she says...

"I don't think my boyfriend would like that."
"oh"
"But you're so adorable and cute, I wish I could."

Now let me speak for all men.  DO NOT FUCKING CALL ME ADORABLE.  Oh god, that is the motherfuckin kiss of death. Adorable and "just like a brother" is nosexville.  Plus the bf is a killer, too.  So I realize she's flirting just because I'm some teddy bear to her and thats the end of her.

2. Stephanie

I'm taking this french class, I'm decent at it because I took it in highschool.  It's been awhile so I need a refresher.  There's a lot of girls in French classes. This I always knew.  One night, at a local hangout called the Truelove Cafe, after I had been stood up by friends (ANGRYFIST) I run into one of the girls from French class.  She's a full bodied redheaded gal.  By full bodied I don't mean fat, but mor elike.. classic pinup girl full bodied.  If that makes sense.  Anyways she spots me, initiates conversation and I eventually realize why I know her.  This begins our itneractions.  It continues in class, where she becomes more and more friendly to me.  She starts to show regularly, which her friends tease her about and then look at me slyly.  She occassionally dresses... revealingly.  She did have the T&A going on.  She starts finding me out of class. This is going interestingly enough, but I'm slow, cautious and careful when it comes to girls.  One day, the prof, being a french prof, announces its my birthday and has us sing happy birthday in french.  She, Stephanie that is, pulls me aside after class or whatever, she hails me down and says "So you're really that old?" and I'm like yeah, all of 24, old man, yada yada, here check out my driver's license.  So I hand over my license, with my birthdate showing I really am that old and she hands over her license in exchange. Usual crappy photo on it, license looks a bit different, a bit newer, and I'm like "Whens your birthday coming up?" and she's like check! So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again.  I count in my head to make sure.  Then I say "So... you're 17?"

And that's the end of Stephanie.

[Candyflip]

And that's the end of Stephanie.

[Beezy]

So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again.  I count in my head to make sure.  Then I say "So... you're 17?"

And that's the end of Stephanie.

[Phoenix Dark]

So I look down, then I look back up, then Look down again.  I count in my head to make sure.  Then I say "So... you're 17?"

And that's the end of Stephanie.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Bloodwake]

Stephanie.

Best story of the night (that's non Spider-man related)

 

[Smooth Groove]

I lol'ed at the Stephanie story.  Is it bad if I said that if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball?  I hope the FBI won't use that against me.  He should have at least wrote down her birth date though so that he can give her a special birthday present.   

[Yeti]

Okay, I guess I'll share an awkward story.

I think it was Freshman year of high school. I was in my Honors English class, and I don't exactly remember why but we were having a study hall during that period. Of course no one was studying. I had a bunch of my friends in that class and we were all together talking shit.

All of a sudden I hear a girl call me over from across the class. I look over and all these girls are clustered around staring at me, some are giggling. So I'm kind of wary, and I'm like "What do you want?" And the girl who called me over just keeps saying "Come over here"

Now, I know these girls have some kind of dastardly plan going, but I go over anyways. So I walk over to the girl who called me over and say "yeah, what do you want?" What I wasn't expecting was for her to plant a big ol' smooch right on my lips. It wasn't just a quick peck either, it was make-out city.

Now, what I haven't mentioned before is that there are twins in this class. And one of these twins is the girl who is kissing me. So I'm getting made out with, and the first thing I think is "Woah, this girl is kissing me." But then another thought enters my head "wait a minute, which girl is kissing me?!" I HAD NO IDEA WHICH OF THE TWINS WAS KISSING ME. So I panic thinking holy shit, what if I call her by her sisters name? My head just fills up with all of these thoughts of the troubles you could run into dating someone who has a twin, and I FREAK OUT. I hastily pull away from the kiss, and without thinking say "What was that for?!?!" I just stood there all embarrassed and then walked away. My friends were all laughing and I was just mortified. 

[The Sceneman]

Girls do indeed suck ass. I was stood up for a fucking date tonight, she couldve at least told me she wasnt interested instead of wasting my fucking time standing around waiting for her for half an hour. I tried calling her cellphone and it was answered and I could hear girls laughing  Fucken cunt bitch. I'll be hitting some weed and the big brown bottle real soon thats for sure

Whoa wtf? Aw man, that's coooold blooded. How long did you know her before asking her out, and where were you gonna meet her?

 

Well I met her on an Internet dating site, which may sound lame and stuff but I live in a very unfamiliar, unfriendly city. I had already been out on a date with her and slept with her a couple of weeks ago, so this was to be like the follow up date. But nope, she stood me up! Quite why you would sleep with someone and act interested, then pull that shit is beyond me.

[Mupepe]

wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing 

[The Sceneman]

Was good timing for me really as my story JUST HAPPENED

[Yeti]

wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing 

My story was caused by me being awkward and weird. 

p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo

[Smooth Groove]

wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing 

My story was caused by me being awkward and weird. 

p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo

Yeah, you were kinda weird.  Protip: When in doubt, just hit it. 

[G The Resurrected]

wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing 

yeah i know its depressing, but look at the bright side your in a good relationship.

[Mupepe]

actually, i take that back, two girls have broken my heart...

I was a sophomore in high school and i got introduced to this girl Nikki from my friend Chris.  She had just moved from Georgia and was really country, but fucking adorable.  she was so cute.  she loved classic rock and had a sexy southern accent.

i had just recently discovered the joy of sex, so of course i thought, "god i want to bang her."  well anyways, we start out as really good friends.  things slowly progress until it becomes obvious that we both want to be more than friends (this is how i learned how to create a friends with benefits situation).  so we start dating.  

as soon as we start dating, shit goes downhill.  she seems really distant, doesn't call me etc.  i'm confused as fuck.  she wanted me so bad before.  but we trudge on, we have a lot of ups and downs, mostly downs.  this goes on for about 3 months.

still, no sex.  she's a virgin so it's understandable.  one night, she's staying at her brother's house and gets drunk with him and some friends.  the next night, she calls me and tells me "i don't want you to be mad, but i had sex with *insert some assholes name. i don't remember*.  we were really drunk and i'm soo sorry.  i really am."  so i'm like okay, okay.  i can forgive her.  in short, i'm naive as fuck.

then a few weeks later, i'm on a 3 way call with her and her friend Kiki (yes, her real name).  nikki has this friend, Cole, that I've known about.  I assume they're just friends.  well, we're all on the phone and kiki says something like "ed, you're really sweet.  you still forgive nikki after *insert assholes name from before* and cole"   and i'm like "wait, AND COLE? wtf??"  Nikki is like "oh shit, we have to go" and hangs up like 3 seconds later.  i get a call about 10 minutes later and she's like "oh hey babe, how are you?" like nothing happened.

this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical.  I just said "fuck you" and hung up.  I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party.  she waved, I gave her the finger.

that's really my only heartbreak story besides one I will not go into.

[etiolate]

Jodie

For three years I worked at a music store inside the main mall here.  It was a busy mall and my second job.  I started working there in higschool and kept on after graduating. There was a shoestore by us, sports store across from use, ebgames above us, cinnabon, hot topic and cardshop up top.  Across the way from us was a Jasper's restaraunt and coffee shop.  The local segments of the wall had a friendly sense of community.  We knew the Hot Topic people, some of the shoe people, and the Jaspers folk and the coffee shop people.  One day as I'm working I see a girl walk across the mall in high heel boots and fishnets, with a flowery blouse and long braided hair.  Quite a sight for a 19 year old boy. You see a lot of girls though in the mall, but this one really caught my eye.  Much later, this girl pops into the store.  Chris, a friend and coworker knows her.  She's friendly with a couple of the workers.  I help her find a CD, it's a band I like and so we talk about the band and she's real cool and fun. She leaves, and then the 'guy convention' starts.  Chris had spotted her first and invited her over.  She works at the coffee shop, he likes her, so I leave her to him and let him and Shawn work on her.  She keeps showing up, I follow Chris' luck(which isn't good =/).  He says she said she had  a boyfriend, so he lays off but the other guys try to scheme him into going for it.  Meanwhile, I keep getting to know her.  Eventually my friendship with her eclipses Chris' interest and she's coming over to chat with me and I go over there.  We scratch her back, she scratches ours.  we give her CD discounts, she gives me free coffee.  There are discussions about her, along with the other mall 'hotties'.  I sit quietly by because.. it just felt odd to me.  I would always say "she's my friend" when they tried discussing her boobs defyign gravity and how her mom was hot too.  My friend from HS who had started working there had made friends with her too.  Being gay, he had more quick access to her thoughts and emotions than she'd share with us hetero dudes. He'd tell me "She likes you, ask her out!" But I was surprised a mall hottie was interested in me.  Anyways, one time after we had taken lunch together I busted and asked her out to a movie as we're going down the escalator.  She sighs and says she has a boyfriend.  I'm like well thats cool, that's fine, etc, etc. I say bye and go back to my work and she kinda shuffles off to her work.  Then later that day she comes back to the record store and gives me her number and tells me to call her.  So I call her and the relationship/friendship continues.  The BF bit was real, but as usual, the bf relationship was shaky. One weekend when her bf is out of town she propositions that we go out to a movie, so I agree.  The movie was Studio 54.  Not a good date movie. Let me say that.  We just see the movie and that's it.  I didn't even have a car nor she at the time. It was rather lame.  Eventually I get tired of waiting to see whats going on and ask her, and she gives me the "I like you but I'm confused I have bf" yada yada.  I seem to get the "I'm confused" line a lot.  After this she doesn't show up as much.  I'm real nervous and self conscience around her.  Plus, the mall knows whats going on because mall employees gossip like mad.  After a time of distance, she starts coming by more often again, the guys at work start up a group to go see Depeche mode and I Invite her.  Her relationship is rocky at the time and I'm thinking "maybe the time is now? yes? lucky joe? Pls god?" So we meet up at the concert... and she's covered in hickies.  I'm like wtf. So we ask "what happened eh?" And she's like "I had a fight with the bf and then we made up."  I was like, you sure as fuck did.  And that kind of ended the whole thing between us.  I tried dancing with her at the concert but it was just very awkward. The mall still gossiped, and she was still always part of the conversations, there'd be a pause and they'd go "but if anyone bangs her, joe has first dibs" and I'd just.. feel shamed.  It really didn't end well, but I still always sort of liked her.  Eventually it got overwritten by another girl who worked at the music store, but her story is like.. way too long. Plus, she was jealous as hell and cut off all ties to  Jodie. She knew about jodie, because well malls gossip and I guess would give her the cold shoulder when she came around even before we were ever together.  Still, I will talk to old work pals and they'd be "OH I saw Jodie awhile ago, she's working yadada, you should call her."  But I never did anymore and never have. 

[Mupepe]

wow, i've had some bad experiences with girls, but i mean, i've only really had one break my heart or hurt me.  other awkward moments were caused by me being awkward and weird and unsure or me being an asshole.

this thread is depressing 

My story was caused by me being awkward and weird. 

p.s. approve my mupepe.com account foo

rofl  yeah, yours was.  yours was awesome.

approved 

[etiolate]

this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical.  I just said "fuck you" and hung up.  I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party.  she waved, I gave her the finger.

you mah man

[etiolate]

Also this thread needs


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[Mupepe]

etiolate: yeah, i get the "i'm confused" line from women i'm really interested in a lot.  that just means "we'll see what happens when shit really goes downhill with my boyfriend.  Okay, #2?"  I hate that fucking line.

Women always talk shit about guys using lines, but women use way more lines to string guys along.

[G The Resurrected]

what about money though? Or material goods do you just ask for it all back when in reality it wont make you feel any better about the fucking situation?

[Himu]

I like women. A lot.

[Flannel Boy]

etiolate... paragraphs please!

[brawndolicious]

Girls can have "Guys suck ass" thread, and you can go post your horror stories in there!   

when you have sheltered people purposely screwing people over you ignore them, you don't make threads bitching, that's the worst thing you can do.

[Van Cruncheon]

EMOBORE

[G The Resurrected]

EMOBORE

Go please your wife damn you mr family man. We need this thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

Girls suck for knowing that I suck ass. Why must they be so perceptive... WHY?

oh you want stories
malek is too drunk to read the rest

 

I'm using that for my msn name! 

[demi]

EMOBORE

All the emo music on my PC couldn't outdo this thread.

[balikeye]

this is the point in my life where i grew balls with women and started to become really cynical.  I just said "fuck you" and hung up.  I didn't speak to her for like 4 years until a few months back when i saw her at a friend's party.  she waved, I gave her the finger.

you mah man

Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.

[Saint Cornelius]

Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.

Who says romance is dead?

[Tauntaun]

Actually, you should have made nice that night at the party, then fucked her in every conceivable orifice that night. Then never talk to her again. Now, you are still resentful over the situation and deep down you still wonder what it would be like to tap her sweet southern ass. You may have grown some balls, but sounds to me they still may be misguided.

Who says romance is dead?

 

[Cyanista]

Girls annoy the crap out of me.  Always with the nothing to talk about except how they choose to decorate themselves or who they choose to obsess over. 

[Saint Cornelius]

Goddamn Tauntaun, you're worse than a sliver. A sliver in the foul tip of my cack, even

[Tauntaun]

Goddamn Tauntaun, you're worse than a sliver. A sliver in the foul tip of my cack, even

what?  I did  at the end, I loves you snuckums.  What do you mean by I'm worse than a sliver? I've never heard that expression before. 

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PS -  can't we be wubs?  Also if you're crack is foul, try baby wipes, they're awesome. 

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[Himu]

I love women to death but I've had my own bad experiences. They don't make me hate all women though. Women have just as much reason to hate on us than we do them. We've cast them down in society since the beginning of time and just recently are starting to realize they're just as amazing as us and deserve equality. For all the shit they pull on us, for all I know, I probably deserve it, because it's definitely harder being a woman than a man. You're gonna experience heart break when trying to find a mate. Unfortunately, you're going to have to grow some balls, tough it out, and try again.

Anyways, here's one of my quadrillion stories of bad experiences with SOME women.

It was the summer before college. I went to my college in NC's orientation and met a fine black lass named Jamie. We quickly became pals, and we hung out 24/7 while at orientation. We traded phone numbers, emails and all that crap before we left. It's obvious we have some chemistry going on.

So after that, I try to contact her and we talk on aim for a few bit every day. I eventually grew some stones and directly asked her if she had a boyfriend, just to find a bit about her. She said no and the man she dates has to be special and someone she talk to regarding anything. Well, eventually she stopped popping up on aim and I was wondering about her. This continued on until school started in August. She had a twin sister () and I was curious so I asked how her sister was doing and that I haven't been able to talk to her for a while. Her sister knew I liked her, so she just gave me Jamie's number. I called and she got absolutely pissed and though I was stalking her because she didn't give me the number. She was in my freshman "THIS IS COLLEGE AND THIS IS HOW YOU WORK IN COLLEGE" intro class. I found out from a friend in that class that she fucking blocked me from aim and that's why she hadn't been on all this time. I don't know why. I confront her and ask what's up. I tell her my feelings and she says that she had to think about it.

She thought about it for a while too. I didn't talk to her for 2 months after that, but I saw her at a party. We both got drunk and we started talking. She asked me to escort her to her room, where she seduced me and said the reason she didn't want to be with me was because I was "too good" for her, whatever the fuck she meant by that. Since I was pretty fucking drunk, she pulled a fast one on me and black mailed me. She said that if I didn't fuck her right then and there, she would tell the school I tried to rape her. I was drunk so it made sense at the time. She took my virginity basically.

So after that I tried to still patch things up between us but she continued to distance herself more and more to the point where we didn't talk at all. Right before Christmas break, I saw her in the student center with a guy fondling her hair. I knew him. He was a total asshole man slut who tried to get in every girl's pants on campus. Turns out they were dating. It kinda pissed me off but I shrugged it off. I was burned for a few months but I bounced back.

At least I got some sex out of the deal.

[Madrun Badrun]

Thats a weird ass story.  So you were a virgin till freshmen collage?  maybe there is hope for me!