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Title: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 01:14:43 PM
Now, a lot of people tend to write me off as an old fogey, or perhaps as a budding crazy cat lady, but the fact of the matter is that I am hip to the lingo of kids today.  Why, back when I was in high school, we cut ourselves then, all the time.  Of course, back then we didn't have REAL EMO problems like you lil' uns today; we were just trying to prove which of us really understoon Marilyn Manson the most.  As a progressive and forward thinking guy, I can see that you kids cutting yourselves face all sort of real, non-imaginary problems, and you certainly aren't cutting yourself solely for the reason of bragging about it on the internet.

Being the cultural connoisseur I am, I would like to sing the praises of cutting yourself.  I know sometimes CUTTING YOURSELF IS THE ONLY WAY TO FEEL SOMETHING, or that CUTTING MYSELF MAKES MY REAL PAIN GO AWAY, or that DAVEY FROM AFI CUTS OFF HIS OLD SKIN IF IT COMES IN CONTACT WITH SUNLIGHT.  Tonight, for example, I am going to be cutting myself for two reasons.  One, I have a really nasty blister on my left foot and it's kinda making me limp.  Two, my imaginary girlfriend-cousin is in love with car accidents in Tejas or some junk.

You folks know well that when I go for anything, any product or experience, I go for top of the line, and cutting myself is no exception.  Most of you people, what you do I don't even consider cutting yourself.  Dull knives, hasty clean-ups, no real tears.  You're all sad sacks, chum-filleg vaginas.  The first mark of the quality of my cutting sessions would probably be my tool of choice:

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/21vnUgxmM9L._SS500_.jpg)

Cold Steel's The Spectre.  The knife for people that are truly enthusiasts about cutting themselves.  Never before have I cut myself with a knife so precise.  Even when my arms are awash with way too much blood, I still cut exactly where I want.  I normally heat the knife with a lighter before I begin, because that makes those first cuts slightly easier.  By the time you are into the groove, the cutting comes easy, and it is usually the amount of blood that gets in the way of further quality cutting.  The excellence of The Spectre takes care of that issue.

The music:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000637V.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Lou Reed's Berlin.  Widely acclaimed as the saddest album ever made.  Produced by Bob Ezrin, this concept album is almost like a rougher, much more human attempt to create what he would several years later, Pink Floyd's The Wall.  It's about a destructive relationship in Berlin, with physical abuse, lots of drugs, suicides, dead children.  It really sets up the mood for going ginsu.  I highly recommend it.

As far as technique goes, I like drawing on my arms and legs with knives as much as the next guy, but if that's all you're doing, you're totally missing out on some of the more unique cutting experiences to be had.  Here are some of the places where all the coolest cutters are dicing these days.

1) The bottom of the feet.  Due to the contortions needed, precise cutting isn't very possible, but do a good chop job and you'll give yourself painful gashes that will ache for weeks.  Walking around on the cuts will keep your dogs raw for a long time, and there's a serious chance for a very emo, very painful infection.

2) The nipples.  The nipples have a higher congestion of nerve endings than anywhere else in the body.  Males have more nerve endings there than females even.  This, my friends, is why god gave man nipples.  A couple pokes, some slices along the edges, segmenting the nub itself - it will make you recall that sense of pain you felt when Good Charlotte ceased to be culturally relevant.  The nipples are also bleeders, and good luck wearing a shirt afterwards.  It's that painful!

3) The eyelids, aka The Dali.  It's not the most painful spot - you're practically cutting a simple membrane - but what gets me off about this one is the risk involved.  One incorrect wrist movement, one sting or tinge of pain from a previous cut, and you will have gouged your head, and most awesomely, potentially lobotomized yourself.  This is an area for thrill seekers only.

4) The back of the knees.  Again, there's a high concentration of nerve endings there, and since it's an area where the nerves are not generally used, they sing with sensitivity when given the chance.  This area is growing amongst the younger set since it's fairly easy to hide the cuts, especially in the fall and winter.

5) The fingernails.  Nothing says "I'm a socially maladjusted re re" like using your knife as a little crowbar to pry off a fingernail or two.  The pain goes quickly, but the cosmetic effect predictably lasts for a long time.  Because of that, this is truly for the hard core cutters only; the ones without shame, the proud ones, and the ones that never leave their house.  The hideous nub without a nail will serve as a heartwarming reminder of the pain that you felt when you popped that nail off. . .and when she broke your heart.

So this is it, folks, the official thread for cutting yourselves.  It would certainly warm my lacerated heart and appendages if you filled this thread with your own wonderful stories of self-mutilation, along with any hot tips, cool scars, and keen music to make yourself bleed to!

Thanks Evilbore!
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Tauntaun on May 04, 2007, 01:20:52 PM
http://www.hawthorneheights.com/ (http://www.hawthorneheights.com/)

bleed away emos  :'(
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 01:31:37 PM
Why do you mock me so? :-\

Sometimes your cool in my book TVC, and those times your a really good guy.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 01:34:44 PM
dude, he's being helpful. why do you dismiss his expertise as an attack on you? it's not always about you.

me, i'm gonna go home tonight and saw off a finger because THIS FUCKING HANGOVER IS HELL.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 01:35:08 PM
I'm just giving you some hot tips.  I mean, if we can't stop you from cutting yourself, we may as well help you get the most out of it.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
Back when I was in middle school, the two things to do that were proto-emo I guess were:


Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
I cut on the inside of my thigh with a fresh starile blade. Always front to back to minimize bleeding.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 01:43:05 PM
Dude.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 01:44:26 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol  I never laughed so hard.


But Don't bug G, for a bit whiteman!   :-\
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
I cut on the inside of my thigh with a fresh starile blade. Always front to back to minimize bleeding.

What the fuck?  That's not cutting yourself.  The inside of your thigh?  You probably can't even feel that.  At least cut somewhere closer to the bone.  Man up, chunky.  You're not going to feel the REAL PAIN that makes you forget your FAKE PAIN by cutting your fucking thigh.  Do circles around the nips.  Then do a couple drinks and see how PAINFUL you really feel.  I know you've got it in you, G!  You can do it!
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Candyflip on May 04, 2007, 01:48:55 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Robo on May 04, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Some expertise.  Where is the paragraph on genital mutilation?  Gashing up your tool is a page one topic for any real cutter's handbook.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 02:00:24 PM
Whats this about the reason why Liz Vicios's guy can't get it up is because he cuts his legs?  Is that true? 
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: bud on May 04, 2007, 02:01:38 PM
jesus christ white man :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:05:46 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on May 04, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Some expertise.  Where is the paragraph on genital mutilation?  Gashing up your tool is a page one topic for any real cutter's handbook.

Genital mutilation is a kink, not an emo act. 
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Robo on May 04, 2007, 02:25:36 PM
The whole experience is a kink -- an erotic fluid release to ease pains of the day.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 02:53:47 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
I cut on the inside of my thigh with a fresh starile blade. Always front to back to minimize bleeding.

What the fuck?  That's not cutting yourself.  The inside of your thigh?  You probably can't even feel that.  At least cut somewhere closer to the bone.  Man up, chunky.  You're not going to feel the REAL PAIN that makes you forget your FAKE PAIN by cutting your fucking thigh.  Do circles around the nips.  Then do a couple drinks and see how PAINFUL you really feel.  I know you've got it in you, G!  You can do it!

I disagree.. the inside of the thigh near the crotch is very sensitive.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 02:53:47 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
I cut on the inside of my thigh with a fresh starile blade. Always front to back to minimize bleeding.

What the fuck?  That's not cutting yourself.  The inside of your thigh?  You probably can't even feel that.  At least cut somewhere closer to the bone.  Man up, chunky.  You're not going to feel the REAL PAIN that makes you forget your FAKE PAIN by cutting your fucking thigh.  Do circles around the nips.  Then do a couple drinks and see how PAINFUL you really feel.  I know you've got it in you, G!  You can do it!

I disagree.. the inside of the thigh near the crotch is very sensitive.

But we all know G is:

1) Obese, and probably has very fleshy, insensitive thighs.
2) A big sobbing pussy, so he wouldn't cut anywhere that really hurts.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 02:59:19 PM
So if he DID cut somewhere that hurts, would you have more respect for him?

I'm not sure if he's getting bashed for being a cutter, or being a kinda wimpy cutter.

(http://www.math.sunysb.edu/~gaston/Richey4Real.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 03:05:58 PM
Personally, I think he's an imaginary cutter.  He hasn't even said what his music of choice is.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2007, 03:18:51 PM
Hey guys, I came up with a new EB slogan.

EMObore: More mood swings than your pregnant wife!
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2007, 03:28:47 PM
EMObore: We show emotion 24/7, and not just once a month!
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 02:53:47 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
I cut on the inside of my thigh with a fresh starile blade. Always front to back to minimize bleeding.

What the fuck?  That's not cutting yourself.  The inside of your thigh?  You probably can't even feel that.  At least cut somewhere closer to the bone.  Man up, chunky.  You're not going to feel the REAL PAIN that makes you forget your FAKE PAIN by cutting your fucking thigh.  Do circles around the nips.  Then do a couple drinks and see how PAINFUL you really feel.  I know you've got it in you, G!  You can do it!

I disagree.. the inside of the thigh near the crotch is very sensitive.

But we all know G is:

1) Obese, and probably has very fleshy, insensitive thighs.
2) A big sobbing pussy, so he wouldn't cut anywhere that really hurts.

My thighs are really sensitive more so than the rest of my body. And I've learned i dont bleed as much from there than other places. So its not as noticeable that i'm cutting. I used to cut my chest and arms but i'd bleed and fuck up shirts and it wasnt very painful. I can take a lot of pain but not emotional pain that i'm going through.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 03:36:15 PM
I dont listen to emo music. But lately its been The Klaxons, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Artic Monkeys, Explosions in the Sky, The Knife, and Rush's latest.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 03:38:14 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 02:56:14 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on May 04, 2007, 02:53:47 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 01:41:06 PM
I cut on the inside of my thigh with a fresh starile blade. Always front to back to minimize bleeding.

What the fuck?  That's not cutting yourself.  The inside of your thigh?  You probably can't even feel that.  At least cut somewhere closer to the bone.  Man up, chunky.  You're not going to feel the REAL PAIN that makes you forget your FAKE PAIN by cutting your fucking thigh.  Do circles around the nips.  Then do a couple drinks and see how PAINFUL you really feel.  I know you've got it in you, G!  You can do it!

I disagree.. the inside of the thigh near the crotch is very sensitive.

But we all know G is:

1) Obese, and probably has very fleshy, insensitive thighs.
2) A big sobbing pussy, so he wouldn't cut anywhere that really hurts.

My thighs are really sensitive more so than the rest of my body. And I've learned i dont bleed as much from there than other places. So its not as noticeable that i'm cutting. I used to cut my chest and arms but i'd bleed and fuck up shirts and it wasnt very painful. I can take a lot of pain but not emotional pain that i'm going through.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif)

Come on, G, what do you listen to when you cut yourself?

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif) (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif)
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 03:36:15 PM
I dont listen to emo music. But lately its been The Klaxons, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Artic Monkeys, Explosions in the Sky, The Knife, and Rush's latest.

READ!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 03:42:23 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 03:41:19 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 03:36:15 PM
I dont listen to emo music. But lately its been The Klaxons, Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Artic Monkeys, Explosions in the Sky, The Knife, and Rush's latest.

READ!!!!

What the fuck?  That's not cutting music.  You're about as good at cutting yourself as you are at pleasing women sexually.

(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif)   (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif)   (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/9001/emotemodk2.gif)
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 03:44:15 PM
What do you want me to listen to dude? I listen to what I do. Lily allen stuff gets to me and makes me all teary eyed
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 03:47:32 PM
How the fuck can you cut yourself to Lily Allen?  That's as light as music gets.  If you're getting some sort of cutworthy emotional response from that, you're a bigger pussy than even I thought.  That's basically like getting misty-eyed to a Cocoa Puffs commercial.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Vizzys on May 04, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
the new linkin park album is out you emos
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Quote from: Viz on May 04, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
the new linkin park album is out you emos

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER!!!! 


G don't cut your self. 
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 03:55:10 PM
Rush has a new album out?
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2007, 03:57:31 PM
why is this thread about g? i thought it was created to help willco deal with spider-hyphen-man 3 EST BOMBA
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 03:57:44 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 04, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Quote from: Viz on May 04, 2007, 03:50:12 PM
the new linkin park album is out you emos

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER!!!! 


G don't cut your self. 

G, if your tubby ass is going to cut yourself to a pop tart, at least pick an appropriate one.  I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna get done, grab Annie's Anniemal and cut yourself to Heartbeat.  And then once the song is over, use your blood as lube to masturbate to Chewing Gun.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 03:58:27 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 03:55:10 PM
Rush has a new album out?

Snakes and Arrows my friend and its good.

I get misty eyed at Lily Allen cause for some reason it gets to me. Other pop doesnt get to me, but her stuff does. Its all cute and happy yet evil. And thats what women are damnit. But its not about the music. The music does not add to the pain I feel. So its only purpose is to relax me and take my mind off what i'm about to do.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 03:59:57 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 04, 2007, 03:57:31 PM
why is this thread about g? i thought it was created to help willco deal with spider-hyphen-man 3 EST BOMBA

"MAN WE'RE ALL JUST PROSTITUTES IN GOD'S WOOD CHIPPER"

Maybe we're not really cutting our selfs, but rather being cut on gods wood chipper.  Your so deep Drinky.   
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:00:42 PM
Wow I will have to give that Rush album a listen; I haven't really liked them in a while but I thought that covers album of theirs was really good.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
G, how about taking some pictures of your cuts?  It would prove how hardcore you are.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 04:34:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
G, how about taking some pictures of your cuts?  It would prove how hardcore you are.


NO you've gotten enough pictures ok. Plus you've already got a picture of my cutting.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:36:23 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 04:34:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:32:57 PM
G, how about taking some pictures of your cuts?  It would prove how hardcore you are.


NO you've gotten enough pictures ok. Plus you've already got a picture of my cutting.

Oh, okay, so you're admiting you don't actual cut, then?

I mean, first of all, if you are cutting to DEAL WITH THE PAIN, why would you even brag about it online?  Wouldn't you be ashamed of having to do something like cutting to cope?  Second, if you're already incomprehensibly bragging about it, why would you not go the extra step and offer pictures of what you're bragging about?  It's a logical inconsistency in your actions.

The only logical conclusion is that, as usual, you are lying to get attention.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:37:03 PM
Well TVC, if he is lying to get attention, you're playing right into his hand... don't you think?
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:37:03 PM
Well TVC, if he is lying to get attention, you're playing right into his hand... don't you think?

1) I'm not giving him the sort of attention he craves.  See the emo thread for him wallowing in what the other saps are offering.
2) I was bored at work.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
We use each other Saint Corny.

And I dont want to take any more pictures, they've never helped me. They've always made me feel worse. In words I share, what I do to myself no one should see.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:42:03 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 04:39:21 PM
We use each other Saint Corny.

And I dont want to take any more pictures, they've never helped me. They've always made me feel worse. In words I share, what I do to myself no one should see.

But wouldn't making you feel worse help you forget the REAL MENTAL PAIN you are cutting yourself to escape?
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:42:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
1) I'm not giving him the sort of attention he craves.  See the emo thread for him wallowing in what the other saps are offering.


I always thought it was ANY attention.


Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
2) I was bored at work.


Now that I can totally understand.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:44:47 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:42:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
1) I'm not giving him the sort of attention he craves.  See the emo thread for him wallowing in what the other saps are offering.


I always thought it was ANY attention.

Maybe he does get off on any attention.  But I have fun giving him the kind that he's not specifically looking for.

Quote
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
2) I was bored at work.


Now that I can totally understand.

It was kind of fun to write.  As it went on, I tried to do it in the style of a Teen Beat-style magazine.  It's not toally successful, but it was before I was caffeinated.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
Sorry TVC i'm not looking for your attention, far from it. Nothing against you but you offer me nothing I want. I want to be loved, and I'm not gonna get that any time soon. And the heartache and pain that my heart is filled with is causing me pyshical pain. I only cut to shock myself cause thats the only thing that works. And I'm not going to a hospital to go through electro shock therapy again.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:49:25 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
Sorry TVC i'm not looking for your attention, far from it. Nothing against you but you offer me nothing I want. I want to be loved, and I'm not gonna get that any time soon. And the heartache and pain that my heart is filled with is causing me pyshical pain. I only cut to shock myself cause thats the only thing that works. And I'm not going to a hospital to go through electro shock therapy again.

If you're not looking for attention, why say you are cutting yourself?  Why make a thread at the other forum saying you are on suicide watch?  If you don't want attention, what do you want?
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 04:52:30 PM
I want to feel like I'm in the right that my feelings are justified. That its not all for nothing. That I'm human and not some fucked up piece of shit that I feel like. And no one and no one can tell me otherwise. So i'm just stuck trying to understand it all. And live with the pain.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Vizzys on May 04, 2007, 04:54:54 PM
wow linkin park is even more emo now. going off the first song anyway

Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 04:57:18 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 04:52:30 PM
I want to feel like I'm in the right that my feelings are justified. That its not all for nothing. That I'm human and not some fucked up piece of shit that I feel like. And no one and no one can tell me otherwise. So i'm just stuck trying to understand it all. And live with the pain.

Then why the hell is your dumb ass saying this shit online where you KNOW people will tell you otherwise?  You're bragging so you seem cool and edgy.  You are the saddest sack ever.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:59:08 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:57:18 PM
You are the saddest sack ever.


That reminds me of Tobias dropping the cameraphone in the bathtub and photographing his balls. Then, lo and behold, Tobias Funke is online at EB!
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 05:02:07 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 04:59:08 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 04:57:18 PM
You are the saddest sack ever.


That reminds me of Tobias dropping the cameraphone in the bathtub and photographing his balls. Then, lo and behold, Tobias Funke is online at EB!

"Those are balls"
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I think Whiteman bugs G because he cares for him.   :heart
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Tauntaun on May 04, 2007, 05:05:26 PM
(http://mtsix.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/tobias_funke.jpg)

"I just blue myself!"
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Robo on May 04, 2007, 05:10:05 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 04, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I think Whiteman bugs G because he cares for him.   :heart

Same, and it makes me sick!  I'm trying to ignore it.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 04, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I think Whiteman bugs G because he cares for him.   :heart

Hardly.  I don't think he should be interacting with people, and I am hoping that some day I shoo him away. 

That said, there's little that's more fun than harassing the unstable.  No guilt when someone's as big a liar as G is.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 04, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I think Whiteman bugs G because he cares for him.   :heart

Hardly.  I don't think he should be interacting with people, and I am hoping that some day I shoo him away. 

That said, there's little that's more fun than harassing the unstable.  No guilt when someone's as big a liar as G is.

Not that i think you should feel guilty, but its all be in jest. So yeah whatever, but still I dont like it. You guys are kind of like my family albeit disfunctional and incoherent at times.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 05:57:31 PM
Quote from: G on May 04, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 05:28:01 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on May 04, 2007, 05:04:44 PM
I think Whiteman bugs G because he cares for him.   :heart

Hardly.  I don't think he should be interacting with people, and I am hoping that some day I shoo him away. 

That said, there's little that's more fun than harassing the unstable.  No guilt when someone's as big a liar as G is.

Not that i think you should feel guilty, but its all be in jest. So yeah whatever, but still I dont like it. You guys are kind of like my family albeit disfunctional and incoherent at times.

If that's the case, stop being a douchebag and bragging about how you cut yourself.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 04, 2007, 05:58:44 PM
OK no more cutting. But i do wonder what if anyone could talk sense into both myself and her.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Yeti on May 04, 2007, 06:29:02 PM
Seems like TVC talked some sense into you by getting you to not cut yourself. He did so by mocking you about your cutting.

He mocks the fact that you are dating Roxy and that she is a bitch. Ergo, you should listen to him and dump Roxy.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 06:52:34 PM
Quote from: Yeti on May 04, 2007, 06:29:02 PM
Seems like TVC talked some sense into you by getting you to not cut yourself. He did so by mocking you about your cutting.

He mocks the fact that you are dating Roxy and that she is a bitch. Ergo, you should listen to him and dump Roxy.

Finally some logic.  Also Whitemans comments have been helpful to G, ergo, he cares about him.   :heart

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Also G I know what you mean, this place feels like family too, lol, its very odd. 
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 07:04:55 PM
I hate because I love, G.
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 07:17:49 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 07:04:55 PM
I hate because I love, G.

See now were talking. 
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: xnikki118x on May 05, 2007, 02:58:12 AM
I used to cut myself. I did it before it was all cool and emo.



(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y230/xnikki118x/funny/crayolaemocn6.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2007, 03:07:55 AM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2007, 01:39:05 PM
Back when I was in middle school, the two things to do that were proto-emo I guess were:

  • That ol' "choke the person against the wall until they black out, then switch places" manuever (blacking out is cheaper than drugs)


i did that when i was like 7 with my brothers.  it was fun back then
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 05, 2007, 03:20:20 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 04, 2007, 07:04:55 PM
I hate because I love, G.

Ah

I love you too homey

We should go get a drink sometime, I'll bring the bottle you bring the condoms
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2007, 07:17:00 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/BeforetheAcident2.jpg)

It's kinda sad to look at this photo and imagine this little kid growing up to be cutting himself and shit.

Also, why is the picture titled "Before the accident"? ???
Title: Re: The Official Cutting Yourself is Cool thread
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 05, 2007, 02:17:49 PM
I broke the front of my skull in an accident  :-\ I've got a lighting bolt harry potter than going on.