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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM

Title: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM
Do we have any people here that like to play poker and would like to play online for fun? If so, I'm thinking we should start a tournament. 100% free, winner gets bragging rights or something.

Would anyone be interested?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 02:34:03 PM
I'm down.  I'm CRAZY, though.  Sometimes I'll play a hand of crap and bet like I've got bullets in the pocket.  Oh shit, I probably shouldn't have typed that...
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 02:38:48 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM
Do we have any people here that like to play poker and would like to play online for fun? If so, I'm thinking we should start a tournament. 100% free, winner gets bragging rights or something.

Would anyone be interested?
On Xbox live?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Bloodwake on May 21, 2007, 02:40:31 PM
If there's money involved: no, I'm broke as fuck right now.

If it's just for fun: yes.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:41:38 PM
Raoul: way to talk about your style before the cards are even dealt!

wACID: nah, not everyone has a 360. But everyone's got a PC!

Bloodwake:

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM
100% free, winner gets bragging rights or something.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2007, 02:46:18 PM
I'm in .. but it has to be late at night (after 9pm EST) when my little dudes are asleep.

 
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Stocky on May 21, 2007, 02:46:36 PM
Poker doesn't have the same flavor when played online. It starts to become more of a mindless game.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:57:15 PM
Don't worry Stalky, this invite isn't being extended your way anyways. You can always feel free to crank call me during my home games, though!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 21, 2007, 02:58:43 PM
I'm in, unless I have to compete with Acid for computing rights.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:11:33 PM
Well...these are MY friends
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:14:27 PM
Oh for fucks sake. I just want to get a little friendly game of poker going, can we save the As the World Turns bullshit for any of the other numerous threads here at EB? Thank you for your understanding.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:18:38 PM
so touchy, but you are right; it does seem more appropriate for the "MS Word Help" Thread
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:24:40 PM
Whatever. Are you in or what?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 21, 2007, 03:26:10 PM
I'm in with "Your" Friends on MY computer.  Problem solved.

Perhaps we need an MS Beatch Thread.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2007, 03:27:46 PM
Sure I'm in, but I'd rather play a money game.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:28:36 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:24:40 PM
Whatever. Are you in or what?
Depends on the day, but if I'm free I'm in
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:30:14 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 21, 2007, 03:27:46 PM
Sure I'm in, but I'd rather play a money game.


In the future, we'll see about working something like that out. Right now we're in the early stages.

I would LOVE to get an in-person game going with y'all, in the hopes of a murder / suicide between the newlyweds here, but that's going to take some planning.

Quote from: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:28:36 PM
Depends on the day, but if I'm free I'm in


It will probably be this Sunday. Try not to be too committed.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2007, 03:34:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:30:14 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:28:36 PM
Depends on the day, but if I'm free I'm in

It will probably be this Sunday. Try not to be too committed.


(http://obits.eons.com/obits/tributes/groucho_marx/1414-1-photo.jpg)
If anything, she should try to get herself committed. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:34:23 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:30:14 PM
It will probably be this Sunday. Try not to be too committed.
That shouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 03:34:40 PM
I'm going to take everyone's fake monies.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:35:26 PM
We'll cut off your johnson.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:35:26 PM
We'll cut off your johnson.

My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut off my johnson.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:37:21 PM
I'm down, unless it's this sunday cause I'll be out in the evening. 

Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:39:01 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut off my johnson.


What do you need that for, Dude?


Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:37:21 PM
I'm down, unless it's this sunday cause I'll be out in the evening. 


We're talking after 9PM EST.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:39:01 PM
We're talking after 9PM EST.

that should be good then  :-*  I bet I win guys  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 21, 2007, 03:42:54 PM
I will be there
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 21, 2007, 03:44:31 PM
What site/software will we be using?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:48:20 PM
Okay so we've got


...two more makes it a full table, any one else after that becomes an alternate.

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 21, 2007, 03:44:31 PM
What site/software will we be using?

I'll tell you once I get the headcount straightened out.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 03:49:39 PM
Who's the dipshit with the nine-toed woman?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
excuse me?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:52:06 PM
Anti-semite.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 03:52:28 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 03:49:39 PM
Who's the dipshit with the nine-toed woman?

I've got... four dollars...
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2007, 03:55:26 PM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 21, 2007, 03:44:31 PM
What site/software will we be using?

It's probably imperative to nail this down before you do anything else.

Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:00:17 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2007, 03:55:26 PM
It's probably imperative to nail this down before you do anything else.


Oh I've got that all worked out. It's a little out-of-the-ordinary but should work well with what we need.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:02:09 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 03:49:39 PM
Who's the dipshit with the nine-toed woman?

I'm confused  ???
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

5th element?  that was a good movie!  :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 04:13:57 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

5th element?  that was a good movie!  :-*

Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules anymore?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:15:39 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:13:57 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

5th element?  that was a good movie!  :-*

Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules anymore?

is the first rule not to talk about it?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 04:17:37 PM
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:19:54 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:17:37 PM
Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/21/jamiejennedy_narrowweb__200x413.jpg)

I'm down yall!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 21, 2007, 04:36:48 PM
Are you watching, Larry?  This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:44:02 PM
Or "when you see a stranger in the Alps", if you watch the censored version.

I'm going to keep registration open until tomorrow morning, so if anyone is still interested, holla!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:48:23 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:36:48 PM
Are you watching, Larry?  This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

k, I googled that, I'm in the know now.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The Big Lebowski, haven't seen it, I know, I sux for that n'stuf, but wub!  :-*
[close]
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
Rent the movie as soon as possible and if you get high, it goes well with a nicely packed bowlie-bowl!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
Rent the movie as soon as possible

+1


What is this?  Will it be a giant pain in the ass?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:56:27 PM
Quote from: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 04:51:45 PM
What is this?  Will it be a giant pain in the ass?


...I don't think you're talking about the movie any more 'cause I don't recognize that line, are you referring to the poker tournament?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:04:42 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:49:38 PM
Rent the movie as soon as possible and if you get high, it goes well with a nicely packed bowlie-bowl!

bah, not happening, don't like drugs, prefer to be aware of what's going on 24/7, I'm a ninja.

:ninja
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 05:05:47 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:04:42 PM
bah, not happening, don't like drugs, prefer to be aware of what's going on 24/7, I'm a ninja.

:ninja


just sayin', it's not necessary to enjoy the movie.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:12:41 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 05:05:47 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:04:42 PM
bah, not happening, don't like drugs, prefer to be aware of what's going on 24/7, I'm a ninja.

:ninja


just sayin', it's not necessary to enjoy the movie.

 :-* you know how to talk to a guy
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 21, 2007, 11:33:46 PM
I want to play.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 22, 2007, 12:00:55 AM
Got room for me?
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 22, 2007, 12:29:44 AM
okay y'all are the last two, and god smite any of you fuckers who don't play.  >:(
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: etiolate on May 22, 2007, 12:32:23 AM
I'm in

Wait on xbox? Nevermind.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 22, 2007, 12:33:13 AM
Theres nothing on tv on sunday so yeah i'll be down for playing. i suck ass
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 22, 2007, 02:19:01 AM
I'll do it, on PokerStars.

Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 22, 2007, 02:17:13 PM
Invitations sent!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 02:22:03 PM
Is it possible for me to observe
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 22, 2007, 02:26:19 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 22, 2007, 02:22:03 PM
Is it possible for me to observe

Yes - check your PMs.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 22, 2007, 02:27:12 PM
Yeah, we might possibly need alternates as well, just in case.  People and internets and all that.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 22, 2007, 02:28:46 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 22, 2007, 02:27:12 PM
Yeah, we might possibly need alternates as well, just in case.  People and internets and all that.


Cyanista's an alt, Himuro can be too if he'd like and if etolate works on his reading comprehension, he's welcome to be an alt as well.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: cloudwalking on May 22, 2007, 04:52:02 PM
i'll be an alt, but i haven't played poker in about 6 years so i'm pretty rusty
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 22, 2007, 09:41:37 PM
It's a tarp! Puzzle pirates viral marketing confirmed!
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 22, 2007, 11:55:57 PM
 :'(

It's really not. Srsly. It's just the most robust, free solution I could find.

But if you're not interested, no hard feelings.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2007, 01:18:27 AM
How could someone named Scurvy Stan not be interested in Puzzle Pirates? 

Anyway, I figured I should get a feel for the interface and spent all day today bilging, sword fighting and sailing.  I prefer bilging and sword fighting, and made a little bit more than 1,000 poes today.  If you look for me Corny I'm Velvetthumbs.  Don't ask.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 10:13:11 AM
Ah, so THAT's who Velvetthumbs is.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Tauntaun on May 23, 2007, 10:17:39 AM
I got the PM, I should be able to register tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 10:31:21 AM
Sweet, hope to see you there Tauntaun.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 23, 2007, 05:16:48 PM
How do I change worlds or islands or whatever? I'm on Fintan island or whatever. I don't see how you can change it to something else.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 05:22:31 PM
Check your PMs
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 23, 2007, 05:25:56 PM
Fucking shit now I have to make a new fucking guy since you can't use it on different oceans! :maf

Alright I'm on fucking quezzycrap island.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 23, 2007, 05:29:04 PM
Good work, mate.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 25, 2007, 03:36:56 PM
God damn sweaty ballsacks I have to work until 8:30pm PST! I guess I'm out. :maf :maf :maf :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 25, 2007, 04:13:41 PM
Ah, man. I'll miss you and miss the money I was going to take from you.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2007, 03:13:03 PM
Alright! Looks like I fucked up the date. Poker is free on Wed. and Sat., not Sun. as I thought.

So, anyone wanna play tonite? :hyper
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Cyanista on May 26, 2007, 03:14:52 PM
 :lol

classic
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2007, 03:16:51 PM
I was playing last Sunday but I had the Parlor Badge. (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/suicide5ke.gif)
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 26, 2007, 06:23:11 PM
Nah, I got a social engagement tonight that I can't get out of, as I might get some poon and quite frankly, as much as I enjoy poker, the day I turn down the possibility of consequence free poon for poker is the day I also turn in my man card.  Wednesday could be a possibility, or next Saturday though.
Title: Re: Evilbore Poker Championship
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 26, 2007, 06:26:28 PM
no, you've got your priorities in order, total. we'll see about next wed. or fri.