Author Topic: Evilbore Poker Championship (Read 3317 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM »

Do we have any people here that like to play poker and would like to play online for fun? If so, I'm thinking we should start a tournament. 100% free, winner gets bragging rights or something.

Would anyone be interested?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:34:03 PM »

I'm down. I'm CRAZY, though. Sometimes I'll play a hand of crap and bet like I've got bullets in the pocket. Oh shit, I probably shouldn't have typed that...

whiteACID · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM

Do we have any people here that like to play poker and would like to play online for fun? If so, I'm thinking we should start a tournament. 100% free, winner gets bragging rights or something.

Would anyone be interested?

On Xbox live?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:40:31 PM »

If there's money involved: no, I'm broke as fuck right now.

If it's just for fun: yes.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:41:38 PM »

Raoul: way to talk about your style before the cards are even dealt!

wACID: nah, not everyone has a 360. But everyone's got a PC!

Bloodwake:

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 02:27:53 PM

100% free, winner gets bragging rights or something.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:46:18 PM »

I'm in .. but it has to be late at night (after 9pm EST) when my little dudes are asleep.

Stocky · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:46:36 PM »

Poker doesn't have the same flavor when played online. It starts to become more of a mindless game.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:57:15 PM »

Don't worry Stalky, this invite isn't being extended your way anyways. You can always feel free to crank call me during my home games, though!

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #8 on:** May 21, 2007, 02:58:43 PM »

I'm in, unless I have to compete with Acid for computing rights.

whiteACID · « **Reply #9 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:11:33 PM »

Well...these are MY friends

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:14:27 PM »

Oh for fucks sake. I just want to get a little friendly game of poker going, can we save the As the World Turns bullshit for any of the other numerous threads here at EB? Thank you for your understanding.

whiteACID · « **Reply #11 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:18:38 PM »

so touchy, but you are right; it does seem more appropriate for the "MS Word Help" Thread

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:24:40 PM »

Whatever. Are you in or what?

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #13 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:26:10 PM »

I'm in with "Your" Friends on MY computer. Problem solved.

Perhaps we need an MS Beatch Thread.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:27:46 PM »

Sure I'm in, but I'd rather play a money game.

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:28:36 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:24:40 PM

Whatever. Are you in or what?

Depends on the day, but if I'm free I'm in

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:30:14 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 21, 2007, 03:27:46 PM

Sure I'm in, but I'd rather play a money game.

In the future, we'll see about working something like that out. Right now we're in the early stages.

I would LOVE to get an in-person game going with y'all, in the hopes of a murder / suicide between the newlyweds here, but that's going to take some planning.

Quote from: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:28:36 PM

Depends on the day, but if I'm free I'm in

It will probably be this Sunday. Try not to be too committed.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:34:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:30:14 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on May 21, 2007, 03:28:36 PM
Depends on the day, but if I'm free I'm in

It will probably be this Sunday. Try not to be too committed.

If anything, she should try to get herself committed.

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:34:23 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:30:14 PM

It will probably be this Sunday. Try not to be too committed.

That shouldn't be a problem.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:34:40 PM »

I'm going to take everyone's fake monies.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:35:26 PM »

We'll cut off your johnson.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:35:26 PM

We'll cut off your johnson.

My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut off my johnson.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:37:21 PM »

I'm down, unless it's this sunday cause I'll be out in the evening.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 03:36:56 PM

My only hope is that the Big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut off my johnson.

What do you need that for, Dude?

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 03:37:21 PM

I'm down, unless it's this sunday cause I'll be out in the evening.

We're talking after 9PM EST.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #24 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:39:54 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 03:39:01 PM

We're talking after 9PM EST.

that should be good then

I bet I win guys

DeezNutzRBlue · « **Reply #25 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:42:54 PM »

I will be there

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:44:31 PM »

What site/software will we be using?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:48:20 PM »

Okay so we've got

Raoul Duke
Whiteacid
Bloodwake
Toxic Adam
Deeznuts
Malek
Tauntaun
myself

...two more makes it a full table, any one else after that becomes an alternate.

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 21, 2007, 03:44:31 PM

What site/software will we be using?

I'll tell you once I get the headcount straightened out.

Cyanista · « **Reply #28 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:49:39 PM »

Who's the dipshit with the nine-toed woman?

whiteACID · « **Reply #29 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:51:19 PM »

excuse me?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:52:06 PM »

Anti-semite.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:52:28 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 03:49:39 PM

Who's the dipshit with the nine-toed woman?

I've got... four dollars...

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #32 on:** May 21, 2007, 03:55:26 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 21, 2007, 03:44:31 PM

What site/software will we be using?

It's probably imperative to nail this down before you do anything else.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:00:17 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 21, 2007, 03:55:26 PM

It's probably imperative to nail this down before you do anything else.

Oh I've got that all worked out. It's a little out-of-the-ordinary but should work well with what we need.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:02:09 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 03:49:39 PM

Who's the dipshit with the nine-toed woman?

I'm confused

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM »

All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM

All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

5th element? that was a good movie!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:11:50 PM

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

5th element? that was a good movie!

Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules anymore?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:13:57 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:11:50 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:04:33 PM
All of the commentary not related to poker in this thread are quotes from a fantastic fucking movie.

which movie?

You're out of your element.

5th element? that was a good movie!

Am I the only one that gives a fuck about the rules anymore?

is the first rule not to talk about it?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:17:37 PM »

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:17:37 PM

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!

I'm down yall!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #43 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:36:48 PM »

Are you watching, Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #44 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:44:02 PM »

Or "when you see a stranger in the Alps", if you watch the censored version.

I'm going to keep registration open until tomorrow morning, so if anyone is still interested, holla!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #45 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 21, 2007, 04:36:48 PM

Are you watching, Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!

k, I googled that, I'm in the know now.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Big Lebowski, haven't seen it, I know, I sux for that n'stuf, but wub!

[close]

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:49:38 PM »

Rent the movie as soon as possible and if you get high, it goes well with a nicely packed bowlie-bowl!

Cyanista · « **Reply #47 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:51:45 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:49:38 PM

Rent the movie as soon as possible

+1

What is this? Will it be a giant pain in the ass?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #48 on:** May 21, 2007, 04:56:27 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on May 21, 2007, 04:51:45 PM

What is this? Will it be a giant pain in the ass?

...I don't think you're talking about the movie any more 'cause I don't recognize that line, are you referring to the poker tournament?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:04:42 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 04:49:38 PM

Rent the movie as soon as possible and if you get high, it goes well with a nicely packed bowlie-bowl!

bah, not happening, don't like drugs, prefer to be aware of what's going on 24/7, I'm a ninja.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #50 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:04:42 PM

bah, not happening, don't like drugs, prefer to be aware of what's going on 24/7, I'm a ninja.

just sayin', it's not necessary to enjoy the movie.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #51 on:** May 21, 2007, 05:12:41 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 21, 2007, 05:05:47 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 21, 2007, 05:04:42 PM
bah, not happening, don't like drugs, prefer to be aware of what's going on 24/7, I'm a ninja.

just sayin', it's not necessary to enjoy the movie.

you know how to talk to a guy

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #52 on:** May 21, 2007, 11:33:46 PM »

I want to play.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #53 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:00:55 AM »

Got room for me?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #54 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:29:44 AM »

okay y'all are the last two, and god smite any of you fuckers who don't play.

etiolate · « **Reply #55 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:32:23 AM »

I'm in

Wait on xbox? Nevermind.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #56 on:** May 22, 2007, 12:33:13 AM »

Theres nothing on tv on sunday so yeah i'll be down for playing. i suck ass

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #57 on:** May 22, 2007, 02:19:01 AM »

I'll do it, on PokerStars.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #58 on:** May 22, 2007, 02:17:13 PM »

Invitations sent!

Himu · « **Reply #59 on:** May 22, 2007, 02:22:03 PM »

Is it possible for me to observe

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Author Topic: Evilbore Poker Championship (Read 3317 times)