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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on May 21, 2007, 08:06:17 PM

Title: Does anyone invest?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 21, 2007, 08:06:17 PM
I have a couple of grand that I can afford to put away and I want to invest wisley. Are there any options?
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: Powerslave on May 21, 2007, 08:21:50 PM
;p
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 08:23:36 PM
You do realize there are people who do this type of consulting professionally, don't you?  You may want to ask one of them before chatting with "Michelle the Fibber" and "G the Liar" on how to flush your parents money.

I couldn't have put it better myself :-*
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: xnikki118x on May 21, 2007, 08:30:06 PM
You do realize there are people who do this type of consulting professionally, don't you?  You may want to ask one of them before chatting with "Michelle the Fibber" and "G the Liar" on how to flush your parents money.

I couldn't have put it better myself :-*

Yup.
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 21, 2007, 08:58:26 PM
I sadly read that as 'Does anyone incest?'

What have you done to me evilbore.
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 21, 2007, 09:00:53 PM
Go to bestbuy and get a bunch of stupid shit.
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 21, 2007, 09:07:13 PM
small-value investment is only useful for practice. you'll be a mid-cap portfolio manager's bitch. go blow yer cash at best buy.
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: TVC15 on May 21, 2007, 09:08:27 PM
You live in Texas.  Why not buy a black person?  Like Himuro. 
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 21, 2007, 09:09:27 PM
I say save since you're probably going to be unemployed for a while.
Title: Re: Does anyone invest?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 21, 2007, 09:10:08 PM
himuro's short, too, so he should go for like half-price. i bet you can buy his kunta kinte ass for a clean $500. his mom will probably throw in a bj and his anime collection to seal the deal!

himu, if foc doesn't buy you, i will -- me and tvc will pass you around at lunch, but other than that, you'll have the day to yourself to watch all the animated jappa porn your cracker-shaming beastcock can stand!