Does anyone invest?

[FlameOfCallandor]

I have a couple of grand that I can afford to put away and I want to invest wisley. Are there any options?

[Powerslave]

;p

[TVC15]

You do realize there are people who do this type of consulting professionally, don't you?  You may want to ask one of them before chatting with "Michelle the Fibber" and "G the Liar" on how to flush your parents money.

I couldn't have put it better myself

[xnikki118x]

You do realize there are people who do this type of consulting professionally, don't you?  You may want to ask one of them before chatting with "Michelle the Fibber" and "G the Liar" on how to flush your parents money.

I couldn't have put it better myself

Yup.

[MrAngryFace]

I sadly read that as 'Does anyone incest?'

What have you done to me evilbore.

[Scurvy Stan]

Go to bestbuy and get a bunch of stupid shit.

[Van Cruncheon]

small-value investment is only useful for practice. you'll be a mid-cap portfolio manager's bitch. go blow yer cash at best buy.

[TVC15]

You live in Texas.  Why not buy a black person?  Like Himuro. 

[Fresh Prince]

I say save since you're probably going to be unemployed for a while.

[Van Cruncheon]

himuro's short, too, so he should go for like half-price. i bet you can buy his kunta kinte ass for a clean $500. his mom will probably throw in a bj and his anime collection to seal the deal!

himu, if foc doesn't buy you, i will -- me and tvc will pass you around at lunch, but other than that, you'll have the day to yourself to watch all the animated jappa porn your cracker-shaming beastcock can stand!