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Title: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 09:51:19 PM
- Clueless
- Sixteen Candles
- Breakfast Club
- American History X
- Braveheart
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy
 
oh yeah and 8 mile.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 22, 2007, 09:52:03 PM
 :lol

Transformers the movie and Dinner. 
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:54:05 PM
This list is missing a Star Wars and Star Trek movie, but otherwise I completely agree.  Dumb gringos.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 09:57:34 PM
I would replace Sixteen Candles with Pretty in Pink.  Only Hollywood would give a movie the title of a song about a girl who looks hot naked, to a high school romantic comedy.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: etiolate on May 22, 2007, 10:01:26 PM
Needs Deliverance
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:03:35 PM
I feel more comfortable in this thread
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:09:59 PM
Not enough foreign movies that us white people go gay for.

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White People movies > Black People movies, even if you include Scarface, a movie black people have apparently stolen.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:11:24 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:12:42 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:13:44 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

What kind of stupid statement is that? What constitutes "white cinema"? Hollywood in general perhaps?

Black cinema is just a responce to feeling left out. When white people make movies it's not hard to see that they wouldn't focus on themes more prelevent in black communities. Nothing racist about that.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:14:20 PM
It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:15:41 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:16:23 PM
It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.
that doesn't make it a fucking black movie.  want me to say that in your language?

 ooh oooh ah ah

got it?
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:16:46 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:17:05 PM
It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.
that doesn't make it a fucking black movie.  want me to say that in your language?

 ooh oooh ah ah

got it?

 :lol
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:17:38 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:19:06 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2007, 10:19:09 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

Maybe he'll learn his lesson when a brotha steals his woman
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:19:14 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:19:32 PM
It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.
that doesn't make it a fucking black movie.  want me to say that in your language?

 ooh oooh ah ah

got it?

 :lol
:-*
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:19:59 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

Not really. Anyone with any black film clout knows that Don't Be a Menace and some of their early stuff is good stuff.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:20:08 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

Maybe he'll learn his lesson when a brotha steals his woman
she doesn't like black guys.  a cholo has a better chance, but no cholo will put up with her jamming to Tool in his car.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:20:25 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:20:43 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

Not really. Anyone with any black film clout knows that Don't Be a Menace and some of their early stuff is good stuff.
:bow :bow :bow

I forgot Don't Be A Menace on my good list.  I fucking love that movie.  
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:21:27 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.
You haven't gotten used to my trolling?  :'(  I love you
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:21:56 PM
 :lol @ this thread, especially the first post.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Cyanista on May 22, 2007, 10:22:04 PM
The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:22:46 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.
You haven't gotten used to my trolling?  :'(  I love you

You've made like six Evilbore member appreciation threads where you conspicuously "forget" to mention me.  That ain't love.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:23:37 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

Not really. Anyone with any black film clout knows that Don't Be a Menace and some of their early stuff is good stuff.

That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:23:58 PM
how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.
You haven't gotten used to my trolling?  :'(  I love you

You've made like six Evilbore member appreciation threads where you conspicuously "forget" to mention me.  That ain't love.
I've made like 2 evilbore appreciation threads.  YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!  YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!  I KNOW IT WAS YOU FREDO  :-*  
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 10:24:08 PM
will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:24:29 PM
The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

Yes to the bolded one.

Most whiteys are too dumb to appreciate something like Casablanca.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:25:54 PM
will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?
yeah!  fucking beaners! :punch :punch
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:26:32 PM
will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?
:lol
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:28:01 PM
The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

Yes to the bolded one.

Most whiteys are too dumb to appreciate something like Casablanca.

Casablanca is a great movie, but I'm more of a fan of noirs from that period so I haven't watched it super extensively.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:28:14 PM
will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?

Oh, shit, it's on, BlackMage.  You better avoid any Beverly Hills 90210 threads because I am going to be a spoiler MACHINE.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:28:28 PM
That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

According to imdb, they left In Living Color after 1993 and Don't Be A Menace came out in 1996.

Plus, at the very least, the first Scary Movie is a pretty good flick.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 10:29:08 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Mupepe on May 22, 2007, 10:29:50 PM
That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

According to imdb, they left In Living Color after 1993 and Don't Be A Menace came out in 1996.

Plus, at the very least, the first Scary Movie is a pretty good flick.
I love the first Scary Movie
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:29:57 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

:rofl
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:30:34 PM
That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

According to imdb, they left In Living Color after 1993 and Don't Be A Menace came out in 1996.

Plus, at the very least, the first Scary Movie is a pretty good flick.

Ah, I don't know when I stopped watching In Living Color.  I know I didn't see the whole series.  Truth be told, I have never seen don't be a menace, but I assume it's like the first Scary Movie in that it will date very poorly.  Straight topical spoof humor gets a frowny.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:30:53 PM
The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

Yes to the bolded one.

Most whiteys are too dumb to appreciate something like Casablanca.

Casablanca is a great movie, but I'm more of a fan of noirs from that period so I haven't watched it super extensively.

And yet you've never posted in my film noir thread.  :'(
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 10:31:37 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 10:34:00 PM
I've made like 2 evilbore appreciation threads.  YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!  YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!

You sure have a funny way of not showing it!
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 10:37:55 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Himu on May 22, 2007, 10:39:35 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

You're on a roll tonight
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:41:30 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

What are you talking about?  He is a notoriously huge Beatles fan--of course he'd taken at least a few chubbies between the cheeks by the time he made those movies.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Oblivion on May 22, 2007, 10:42:36 PM
Did you not even like the Wayans Bros. series, TVC?
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: BlackMage on May 22, 2007, 10:43:30 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

What are you talking about?  He is a notoriously huge Beatles fan--of course he'd taken at least a few chubbies between the cheeks by the time he made those movies.

oh so, what? now the beatles are gay, now? you can't just recruit people into your little club without proof!
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 10:44:39 PM
sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

What are you talking about?  He is a notoriously huge Beatles fan--of course he'd taken at least a few chubbies between the cheeks by the time he made those movies.

oh so, what? now the beatles are gay, now? you can't just recruit people into your little club without proof!

Ask Malek. 

Quote
Did you not even like the Wayans Bros. series, TVC?
 

I've never seen it.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: etiolate on May 22, 2007, 11:02:01 PM
This list needs Kevin Costner in it. Somewhere.


The Wayans Bros tv show as horrid.  Dear lord.  How did those two make all the money. Damon is the best wayan by far.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 22, 2007, 11:06:34 PM
This list needs Kevin Costner in it. Somewhere.


The Wayans Bros tv show as horrid.  Dear lord.  How did those two make all the money. Damon is the best wayan by far.

Marlon was great in Requiem for a Dream.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Ichirou on May 22, 2007, 11:07:53 PM
This list needs Kevin Costner in it. Somewhere.

Field of Dreams needs to be on the list.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: etiolate on May 22, 2007, 11:08:59 PM
That's true.  I forgot about that.  If he can act like that, why all the horrible comedies?
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Beezy on May 22, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
That's true.  I forgot about that.  If he can act like that, why all the horrible comedies?

Because...

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/105498~Mo-Money-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 23, 2007, 11:24:54 AM
Ichirou is a mesican?
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Tauntaun on May 23, 2007, 12:07:08 PM
Ichirou is a mesican?

word he not only hopped our border, but Japan's too.  knowing latinos he's probably singlehandedly saving Japan's population crisis.  :-*
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: bud on May 23, 2007, 12:11:33 PM
I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

white people produced the get carter remake :(
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 23, 2007, 01:04:49 PM
That's still no Soul Plane.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Yeti on May 23, 2007, 01:35:21 PM
The white person's version of Soul Plane is View From the Top which was pretty awful.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: tiesto on May 23, 2007, 01:39:19 PM
Birth of a Nation
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 23, 2007, 01:42:19 PM
(http://www.leninimports.com/mlang1.gif)

White people are fucking badass.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 23, 2007, 01:47:55 PM
That's still no Soul Plane.

Crash?
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: TVC15 on May 23, 2007, 01:53:09 PM
That's still no Soul Plane.

Crash?

I'm guessing you mean the Paul Haggis shitfest.  Even though it's a preachy piece of crap, it at least apparently has critical respect.  Soul Plane doesn't even have that.
Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Bloodwake on May 23, 2007, 02:37:17 PM
That's still no Soul Plane.

Crash?

I'm guessing you mean the Paul Haggis shitfest.  Even though it's a preachy piece of crap, it at least apparently has critical respect.  Soul Plane doesn't even have that.

I like Crash  :(

White people made Van Helsing. White people made Boogeyman.

If Soul Plane is worse than those films, then I will be amazed.

Title: Re: The white devil's movie requirements
Post by: Cheebs on May 23, 2007, 02:45:08 PM
Crash was very good. Despite my preference out of the 5 nominees in 2005 being Good Night, and Good Luck I cheered when Crash beat Brokeback Mountain. Crash was in my top 10 for 2005. I never understood why it got hate from outside the critical circle (Which LOVED it). Hell Roger Ebert called it the best movie of the year.