The white devil's movie requirements

[BlackMage]

- Clueless
- Sixteen Candles
- Breakfast Club
- American History X
- Braveheart
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy
 
oh yeah and 8 mile.

[Madrun Badrun]

 

Transformers the movie and Dinner. 

[Ichirou]

This list is missing a Star Wars and Star Trek movie, but otherwise I completely agree.  Dumb gringos.

[Ichirou]

I would replace Sixteen Candles with Pretty in Pink.  Only Hollywood would give a movie the title of a song about a girl who looks hot naked, to a high school romantic comedy.

[etiolate]

Needs Deliverance

[Phoenix Dark]

I feel more comfortable in this thread

[TVC15]

Not enough foreign movies that us white people go gay for.





White People movies > Black People movies, even if you include Scarface, a movie black people have apparently stolen.

[Ichirou]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

[Mupepe]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

What kind of stupid statement is that? What constitutes "white cinema"? Hollywood in general perhaps?

Black cinema is just a responce to feeling left out. When white people make movies it's not hard to see that they wouldn't focus on themes more prelevent in black communities. Nothing racist about that.

[Himu]

It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.

[TVC15]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

[Mupepe]

It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.

that doesn't make it a fucking black movie.  want me to say that in your language?

 ooh oooh ah ah

got it?

[Himu]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

[Himu]

It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.

that doesn't make it a fucking black movie.  want me to say that in your language?

 ooh oooh ah ah

got it?

 

[Ichirou]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

[Mupepe]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

[Phoenix Dark]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

Maybe he'll learn his lesson when a brotha steals his woman

[TVC15]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

[Mupepe]

It's a movie that minorities enjoy more than others in general.

that doesn't make it a fucking black movie.  want me to say that in your language?

 ooh oooh ah ah

got it?

 

[Himu]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

Not really. Anyone with any black film clout knows that Don't Be a Menace and some of their early stuff is good stuff.

[Mupepe]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

Maybe he'll learn his lesson when a brotha steals his woman

she doesn't like black guys.  a cholo has a better chance, but no cholo will put up with her jamming to Tool in his car.

[Ichirou]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.

[Mupepe]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

Not really. Anyone with any black film clout knows that Don't Be a Menace and some of their early stuff is good stuff.

I forgot Don't Be A Menace on my good list.  I fucking love that movie.  

[Mupepe]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.

You haven't gotten used to my trolling?  :'(  I love you

[Beezy]

  @ this thread, especially the first post.

[Cyanista]

The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

[Ichirou]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.

You haven't gotten used to my trolling?  :'(  I love you

You've made like six Evilbore member appreciation threads where you conspicuously "forget" to mention me.  That ain't love.

[TVC15]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

The Wayans USED to be good.

Back in like, the In Living Color days.  That's like saying Stalin was a good leader, back in the WWII days.

Not really. Anyone with any black film clout knows that Don't Be a Menace and some of their early stuff is good stuff.

That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

[Mupepe]

how is scarface a black people movie?  i'm not surprised they're stealing more and more.

Stop trolling.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?  BAN ME?!?!

No, I'll just put you back on ignore.

You haven't gotten used to my trolling?  :'(  I love you

You've made like six Evilbore member appreciation threads where you conspicuously "forget" to mention me.  That ain't love.

I've made like 2 evilbore appreciation threads.  YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!  YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!  I KNOW IT WAS YOU FREDO    

[BlackMage]

will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?

[Ichirou]

The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

Yes to the bolded one.

Most whiteys are too dumb to appreciate something like Casablanca.

[Mupepe]

will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?

yeah!  fucking beaners!

[Beezy]

will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?

[TVC15]

The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

Yes to the bolded one.

Most whiteys are too dumb to appreciate something like Casablanca.

Casablanca is a great movie, but I'm more of a fan of noirs from that period so I haven't watched it super extensively.

[Ichirou]

will the beaners please stop arguing in my thread?

Oh, shit, it's on, BlackMage.  You better avoid any Beverly Hills 90210 threads because I am going to be a spoiler MACHINE.

[Himu]

That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

According to imdb, they left In Living Color after 1993 and Don't Be A Menace came out in 1996.

Plus, at the very least, the first Scary Movie is a pretty good flick.

[BlackMage]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

[Mupepe]

That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

According to imdb, they left In Living Color after 1993 and Don't Be A Menace came out in 1996.

Plus, at the very least, the first Scary Movie is a pretty good flick.

I love the first Scary Movie

[Himu]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

[TVC15]

That was roughly right after In Living Color though, right?

Also, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka was awesome.  That would be the finest Wayan-related thing.

According to imdb, they left In Living Color after 1993 and Don't Be A Menace came out in 1996.

Plus, at the very least, the first Scary Movie is a pretty good flick.

Ah, I don't know when I stopped watching In Living Color.  I know I didn't see the whole series.  Truth be told, I have never seen don't be a menace, but I assume it's like the first Scary Movie in that it will date very poorly.  Straight topical spoof humor gets a frowny.

[Ichirou]

The Jerk
Casablanca
The Princess Bride
Tombstone

Yes to the bolded one.

Most whiteys are too dumb to appreciate something like Casablanca.

Casablanca is a great movie, but I'm more of a fan of noirs from that period so I haven't watched it super extensively.

And yet you've never posted in my film noir thread.  :'(

[Beezy]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

[TVC15]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

[Ichirou]

I've made like 2 evilbore appreciation threads.  YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU!  YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!

You sure have a funny way of not showing it!

[BlackMage]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

[Himu]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

You're on a roll tonight

[TVC15]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

What are you talking about?  He is a notoriously huge Beatles fan--of course he'd taken at least a few chubbies between the cheeks by the time he made those movies.

[Oblivion]

Did you not even like the Wayans Bros. series, TVC?

[BlackMage]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

What are you talking about?  He is a notoriously huge Beatles fan--of course he'd taken at least a few chubbies between the cheeks by the time he made those movies.

oh so, what? now the beatles are gay, now? you can't just recruit people into your little club without proof!

[TVC15]

sorry TVC, gay people are exempt from white deviltry.

Says the man with two John Hughes movies in his list.

he wasn't gay when he made those movies.

What are you talking about?  He is a notoriously huge Beatles fan--of course he'd taken at least a few chubbies between the cheeks by the time he made those movies.

oh so, what? now the beatles are gay, now? you can't just recruit people into your little club without proof!

Ask Malek. 

Did you not even like the Wayans Bros. series, TVC?

 

I've never seen it.

[etiolate]

This list needs Kevin Costner in it. Somewhere.


The Wayans Bros tv show as horrid.  Dear lord.  How did those two make all the money. Damon is the best wayan by far.

[TVC15]

This list needs Kevin Costner in it. Somewhere.


The Wayans Bros tv show as horrid.  Dear lord.  How did those two make all the money. Damon is the best wayan by far.

Marlon was great in Requiem for a Dream.

[Ichirou]

This list needs Kevin Costner in it. Somewhere.

Field of Dreams needs to be on the list.

[etiolate]

That's true.  I forgot about that.  If he can act like that, why all the horrible comedies?

[Beezy]

That's true.  I forgot about that.  If he can act like that, why all the horrible comedies?

Because...

[FlameOfCallandor]

Ichirou is a mesican?

[Tauntaun]

Ichirou is a mesican?

word he not only hopped our border, but Japan's too.  knowing latinos he's probably singlehandedly saving Japan's population crisis. 

[bud]

I don't think anyone's denying that white people have better cinema.  But mainstream white people cinema on the whole is just as trashy as black cinema, with the added bonus of being geekier and having a bigger budget.

White people have never produced something as awful as Soul Plane.  And the Wayans Bros are worse than any awful white comedian.  Including Will Ferrel and Larry the Cable Guy.

white people produced the get carter remake

[TVC15]

That's still no Soul Plane.