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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 03:23:45 PM

Title: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 03:23:45 PM
Ok here's the plan for world (or at least China) domination:

1) Get 1,000 guys and go to China. (I'm sure a lot of pedos will come as we can get them 16 yr old brides.)
2) Get 100,000 girls preggers 5 times each (we gotta keep that part hush hush from the goverment), one right after the other, I'm       talking delivery room, just had the baby and I'm in her again.
3) Train the babies from 4 yrs old on.
4) Wait 23 years then attack Beijing.
5) ? ? ? ? 
6) Profit

What do you think?  Who's in?
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 30, 2007, 03:24:31 PM
Shitbeen followed by locating your house and placing a flaming bag of dung on your doorstep.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 03:26:20 PM
Shitbeen followed by locating your house and placing a flaming bag of dung on your doorstep.

cigarillo confirmed, any straight guys down?  :-*

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Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 03:27:15 PM
Let's do it!

:hump :hump :hump :hump :hump
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 30, 2007, 03:27:58 PM
Just this one time.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 03:28:06 PM
YES OUR MEMBERS NUMBERS GROW!
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 03:30:51 PM
What exactly are a bunch of internet nerds and pedos going to train these four year olds to do?

become internet nerds and pedos?
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 03:33:23 PM
Sounds like this plan needs some work.

don't knock the plan, yet!
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: whiteACID on May 30, 2007, 03:37:02 PM
Ok here's the plan for world (or at least China) domination:

1) Get 1,000 guys and go to China. (I'm sure a lot of pedos will come as we can get them 16 yr old brides.)
2) Get 100,000 girls preggers 5 times each (we gotta keep that part hush hush from the goverment), one right after the other, I'm       talking delivery room, just had the baby and I'm in her again.
3) Train the babies from 4 yrs old on.
4) Wait 23 years then attack Beijing.
5) ? ? ? ? 
6) Profit

What do you think?  Who's in?
good luck finding 100,000 girls in China to impregnate, I hear they are pretty rare these days.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 03:39:25 PM
since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 03:51:44 PM
since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 03:53:46 PM
since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

k, we'll put bags over their heads and give your lot breast implants

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Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 03:58:04 PM
since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

k, we'll put bags over their heads and give your lot breast implants

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and wax them also  :wag
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 04:00:30 PM
since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

k, we'll put bags over their heads and give your lot breast implants

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microsoft is funding this adventure
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and wax them also  :wag

done
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 30, 2007, 04:06:59 PM
Asian, Blasian, Haitian, I don't care.  I only have 2 questions:  Is it wet and is it warm?  Then I'll need some KY, a heating pad, and some chopsticks.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 04:08:09 PM
Asian, Blasian, Haitian, I don't care.  I only have 2 questions:  Is it wet and is it warm?  Then I'll need some KY, a heating pad, and some chopsticks.

watch out for splinters!  :ninja
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 04:08:27 PM
Asian, Blasian, Haitian, I don't care.  I only have 2 questions:  Is it wet and is it warm?  Then I'll need some KY, a heating pad, and some chopsticks.

I wonder if in the olden days in China (1990's) they gave abortions using chopsticks?
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 30, 2007, 04:49:11 PM
This idea sucks, lock the thread before the stupid spreads.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: The Sceneman on May 30, 2007, 04:54:47 PM
This thread sucks
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 30, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
yeah, this thread is about as funny as an alternate reality version of the holocaust where the jews were all crippled seven-year-old kids. actually, this thread is less funny than that; it's the b'z balloon knot of threads.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 30, 2007, 05:18:02 PM
yeah, this about as funny as an alternate reality version of the holocaust where the jews were all crippled seven-year-old kids. actually, this thread is less funny than that; it's the b'z balloon knot of threads.
This thread sucks
This idea sucks, lock the thread before the stupid spreads.

faggotry confirmed, OUT!  :maf
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: BlackMage on May 30, 2007, 05:24:19 PM
how dare you disrespect Tauntaun! We will shut your ass down!  :maf
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 30, 2007, 06:48:35 PM
i want my baby back

baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back

CHILI'S! BABY BACK RIBS!

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Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 30, 2007, 07:31:02 PM
Problem is that the chinese and indians already figured this plan out and are a few decades into their world domination plans. They've already planted themselves into england and the us. And they easily would out number us in lots of key areas.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 31, 2007, 01:38:35 AM
Problem is that the chinese and indians already figured this plan out and are a few decades into their world domination plans. They've already planted themselves into england and the us. And they easily would out number us in lots of key areas.

Such as making bad movies and buying neon colored ipod accesories.
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 31, 2007, 09:58:37 AM
This idea sucks. If you want to really overthrow the Chinese Government wait a couple years for the inevitable economic crash and launch a revolution, using the millions of now dispodant, unemployed kung-fu using men, promising them wealth and bitches.

Funded by Microsoft of course. :shh
Title: Re: I've got the best idea ever guys...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 31, 2007, 10:12:28 AM
This idea sucks. If you want to really overthrow the Chinese Government wait a couple years for the inevitable economic crash and launch a revolution, using the millions of now dispodant, unemployed kung-fu using men, promising them wealth and bitches.

Funded by Microsoft of course. :shh

Or a combination of the two ideas.  That way 23 years from now we've got 500,000 men/women at our disposal to be our personal honor gaurd and then we'll also have like millions of chinese people to do the real fighting!  It's perfect!  Also we can use the surface computer to plan our attacks and stuff cause they're nifty.  :-*