I've got the best idea ever guys...

[Tauntaun]

Ok here's the plan for world (or at least China) domination:

1) Get 1,000 guys and go to China. (I'm sure a lot of pedos will come as we can get them 16 yr old brides.)
2) Get 100,000 girls preggers 5 times each (we gotta keep that part hush hush from the goverment), one right after the other, I'm       talking delivery room, just had the baby and I'm in her again.
3) Train the babies from 4 yrs old on.
4) Wait 23 years then attack Beijing.
5) ? ? ? ? 
6) Profit

What do you think?  Who's in?

[Saint Cornelius]

Shitbeen followed by locating your house and placing a flaming bag of dung on your doorstep.

[Tauntaun]

Shitbeen followed by locating your house and placing a flaming bag of dung on your doorstep.

cigarillo confirmed, any straight guys down? 

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just kidding corny

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or am I?

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[BlackMage]

Let's do it!

[DeezNutzRBlue]

Just this one time.

[Tauntaun]

YES OUR MEMBERS NUMBERS GROW!

[BlackMage]

What exactly are a bunch of internet nerds and pedos going to train these four year olds to do?

become internet nerds and pedos?

[BlackMage]

Sounds like this plan needs some work.

don't knock the plan, yet!

[whiteACID]

Ok here's the plan for world (or at least China) domination:

1) Get 1,000 guys and go to China. (I'm sure a lot of pedos will come as we can get them 16 yr old brides.)
2) Get 100,000 girls preggers 5 times each (we gotta keep that part hush hush from the goverment), one right after the other, I'm       talking delivery room, just had the baby and I'm in her again.
3) Train the babies from 4 yrs old on.
4) Wait 23 years then attack Beijing.
5) ? ? ? ? 
6) Profit

What do you think?  Who's in?

good luck finding 100,000 girls in China to impregnate, I hear they are pretty rare these days.

[Tauntaun]

since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

[BlackMage]

since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

[Tauntaun]

since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

k, we'll put bags over their heads and give your lot breast implants

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microsoft is funding this adventure

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[BlackMage]

since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

k, we'll put bags over their heads and give your lot breast implants

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microsoft is funding this adventure

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and wax them also 

[Tauntaun]

since we'll be westerners our sons will have big penises and our daughters shall have raging bewbs, thus creating a sense of inferiority in the general chinese populace which we shall use to exploit them in their moment of weakness (reflecting upon their small penises/bewbs) and it's china dude, we'll just buy AK-47's off the black market or something, metal gear whatever!

I just realized something Tauntuan.. I.. don't like Asian women.   :'(

k, we'll put bags over their heads and give your lot breast implants

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microsoft is funding this adventure

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and wax them also 

done

[DeezNutzRBlue]

Asian, Blasian, Haitian, I don't care.  I only have 2 questions:  Is it wet and is it warm?  Then I'll need some KY, a heating pad, and some chopsticks.

[BlackMage]

Asian, Blasian, Haitian, I don't care.  I only have 2 questions:  Is it wet and is it warm?  Then I'll need some KY, a heating pad, and some chopsticks.

watch out for splinters! 

[Tauntaun]

Asian, Blasian, Haitian, I don't care.  I only have 2 questions:  Is it wet and is it warm?  Then I'll need some KY, a heating pad, and some chopsticks.

I wonder if in the olden days in China (1990's) they gave abortions using chopsticks?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

This idea sucks, lock the thread before the stupid spreads.

[The Sceneman]

This thread sucks

[Van Cruncheon]

yeah, this thread is about as funny as an alternate reality version of the holocaust where the jews were all crippled seven-year-old kids. actually, this thread is less funny than that; it's the b'z balloon knot of threads.

[Tauntaun]

yeah, this about as funny as an alternate reality version of the holocaust where the jews were all crippled seven-year-old kids. actually, this thread is less funny than that; it's the b'z balloon knot of threads.

This thread sucks

This idea sucks, lock the thread before the stupid spreads.

faggotry confirmed, OUT! 

[BlackMage]

how dare you disrespect Tauntaun! We will shut your ass down! 

[Van Cruncheon]

i want my baby back

baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back

CHILI'S! BABY BACK RIBS!

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bbq sauce!

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[G The Resurrected]

Problem is that the chinese and indians already figured this plan out and are a few decades into their world domination plans. They've already planted themselves into england and the us. And they easily would out number us in lots of key areas.

[Scurvy Stan]

Problem is that the chinese and indians already figured this plan out and are a few decades into their world domination plans. They've already planted themselves into england and the us. And they easily would out number us in lots of key areas.

Such as making bad movies and buying neon colored ipod accesories.

[Fresh Prince]

This idea sucks. If you want to really overthrow the Chinese Government wait a couple years for the inevitable economic crash and launch a revolution, using the millions of now dispodant, unemployed kung-fu using men, promising them wealth and bitches.

Funded by Microsoft of course.

[Tauntaun]

This idea sucks. If you want to really overthrow the Chinese Government wait a couple years for the inevitable economic crash and launch a revolution, using the millions of now dispodant, unemployed kung-fu using men, promising them wealth and bitches.

Funded by Microsoft of course.

Or a combination of the two ideas.  That way 23 years from now we've got 500,000 men/women at our disposal to be our personal honor gaurd and then we'll also have like millions of chinese people to do the real fighting!  It's perfect!  Also we can use the surface computer to plan our attacks and stuff cause they're nifty.