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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 05:11:49 PM

Title: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 05:11:49 PM: My air conditioning has been out for the past few days and its so fucking hot in here. Does anyone know if there are local laws that require land lords to treat air conditioning as an emergency? It was 90 degrees in my house last night and it was terrible! I called my landlord and they keep telling me to that their guy is on it.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 31, 2007, 05:15:55 PM: Unless you're elderly or suffering from respitory problems, it's not much of an emergency, now is it?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 05:17:25 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 31, 2007, 05:15:55 PM
Unless you're elderly or suffering from respitory problems, it's not much of an emergency, now is it?

Have you tried sleeping in a 90 degree house with no ceiling fan?

It's an emergency.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM: Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 05:19:08 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.

The windows are open.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: futami on May 31, 2007, 05:28:46 PM: go out and purchase a fan?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2007, 05:41:43 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.
Himuro, you do not live in Austin.

FoC: Unless there was an addendum in your lease or you can prove that they haven't done anything to rectify the problem, there is no legal discourse in Texas.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 05:45:13 PM: I made an angry call to the company that is my landlord. I dont usually curse over the phone. I think the Sopranos might be rubbing off on me.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2007, 06:00:04 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 31, 2007, 05:41:43 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.
Himuro, you do not live in Austin.

FoC: Unless there was an addendum in your lease or you can prove that they haven't done anything to rectify the problem, there is no legal discourse in Texas.

I thought he moved back to Houston
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Mupepe on May 31, 2007, 06:06:01 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 06:00:04 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 31, 2007, 05:41:43 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.
Himuro, you do not live in Austin.

FoC: Unless there was an addendum in your lease or you can prove that they haven't done anything to rectify the problem, there is no legal discourse in Texas.

I thought he moved back to Houston
Are you thinking of Olimario or is there something that I'm missing?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:09:47 PM: I live in Austinl. At least the humidity isnt as bad as houston!
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 31, 2007, 06:14:10 PM: Aww, FOC's temperature is rising :'( :'(

Someone call the whammbulance
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Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:17:45 PM: Yea ::) 90 degrees really is whining.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: TVC15 on May 31, 2007, 06:33:01 PM: Poor FoC.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2007, 06:34:02 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:17:45 PM
Yea ::) 90 degrees really is whining.

So?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:35:30 PM: My point is if any of you were stuck sleeping in a 90 degree house you would feel the same way. Fucking landlords suck.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: TVC15 on May 31, 2007, 06:37:00 PM: I'm sure he's not doing anything about it just to be an asshole to you.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2007, 06:41:31 PM: My grandmother's house doesn't have AC and I lived in her house for 3 months when we had to move out while they killed mold in our house.

We still made due because my family isn't stupid and has fans.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Error Macro on May 31, 2007, 06:43:32 PM: When you're at the mercy of someone else, angry phone calls complete with swearing usually works wonders.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 07:02:31 PM: Quote from: Error Macro on May 31, 2007, 06:43:32 PM
When you're at the mercy of someone else, angry phone calls complete with swearing usually works wonders.

I pay the rent, its not like im completly merciless.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 31, 2007, 07:26:31 PM: wah wah wah wah.
90 wah wah wah deg wah wah rees.

Bu bu bu... I pay rent!

Wah!
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Error Macro on May 31, 2007, 07:32:20 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 07:02:31 PM
I pay the rent, its not like im completly merciless.

I hope you told him that on the phone! The threat of nonpayment gets things done.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 31, 2007, 07:33:01 PM: i remember living in arizona for a month at my grandparents during the summer i'd sleep in the pool. They had ac but they didnt like to turn it on. So many a nite i would just sleep on the steps of the pool just to cool down. the pool was around 80 the house had to of been 96-98.

My house now gets very hot like yesterday evening it was 90 inside thank god the costal breeze comes in and cools the house down around 9. Once that wind turns off here in a few weeks it'll be bad like arizona hot. By then i hope the house is done and the new windows and stuff are in so i can use the ac.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Scurvy Stan on June 01, 2007, 12:32:20 AM: You slept in the water? How? Are you aquaman?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 01, 2007, 12:36:02 AM: Quote from: Scurvy Stan on June 01, 2007, 12:32:20 AM
You slept in the water? How? Are you aquaman?

i slept on the steps my head on the tile on the outside of the pool. it wasnt that bad sleeping in water i'd do it again if i had a pool
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: bork on June 01, 2007, 02:02:47 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:35:30 PM
My point is if any of you were stuck sleeping in a 90 degree house you would feel the same way. Fucking landlords suck.

It gets that way here in the summer, sometimes hotter, and I don't have central air conditioning. Just a dinky little wall unit. This is where electric fans come in. They work great. Stop bitching and go get one.

Hell my job doesn't even have ACs. Try going to work in a suit in that kind of weather. Not fun.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 02:16:31 AM: Yes.

Bottom line = man up, FoC, you fucking wuss. If the humidity is not that bad, go to Wal Mart and get a box fan. It will probably be a Lakewood or Lasko; they're around ten dollars. Open the window. Put the fan in the window. Make sure the fan is plugged in and turn the fan on.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2007, 02:17:51 AM: You'd think FOC were a 90 year old woman with a heart condition the way he's bitching. What a complete pussy. He's at his physical peak and he can't take a few nights of heat without wa-waing?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 01, 2007, 02:19:52 AM: problem is that its nto a few days of heat dude its weeks and months of heat. it can get to you pretty bad.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2007, 02:20:17 AM: Quote from: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 02:16:31 AM
Yes.

Bottom line = man up, FoC, you fucking wuss. If the humidity is not that bad, go to Wal Mart and get a box fan. It will probably be a Lakewood or Lasko; they're around ten dollars. Open the window. Put the fan in the window. Make sure the fan is plugged in and turn the fan on.

:lol

Quote from: G The Liar on June 01, 2007, 02:19:52 AM
problem is that its nto a few days of heat dude its weeks and months of heat. it can get to you pretty bad.

Dude. His ac is out. That will not take months to fix.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 01, 2007, 02:25:26 AM: oh i thought he didnt have ac.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Tauntaun on June 01, 2007, 10:52:58 AM: Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 06:41:31 PM
My grandmother's house doesn't have AC and I lived in her house for 3 months when we had to move out while they killed mold in our house.

We still made due because my family isn't stupid and has fans.

but black people have african genes so they're used to the heat, also all that work in the fields down south way back when gave y'all an extra resistance! wow, you see guys, slavery wasn't all THAT bad. :)
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2007, 12:05:28 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on June 01, 2007, 10:52:58 AM
Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 06:41:31 PM
My grandmother's house doesn't have AC and I lived in her house for 3 months when we had to move out while they killed mold in our house.

We still made due because my family isn't stupid and has fans.

but black people have african genes so they're used to the heat, also all that work in the fields down south way back when gave y'all an extra resistance! wow, you see guys, slavery wasn't all THAT bad. :)

I wish my family was slaves.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: T234 on June 01, 2007, 12:18:22 PM: FOC, being a pussy, what are the odds?
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 03:44:40 PM: I was just at Wal Mart. I saw a giant stack of box fans and immediately thought of this thread. Actually, I thought "goddamn, what a little bitch that FoC is." Then I saw someone near the electronics section that looked uncannily similar to him. But, I digress. $11.97 EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, MOTHERFUCKER.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2007, 03:50:34 PM: Quote from: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 03:44:40 PM
I was just at Wal Mart. I saw a giant stack of box fans and immediately thought of this thread. Actually, I thought "goddamn, what a little bitch that FoC is." Then I saw someone near the electronics section that looked uncannily similar to him. But, I digress. $11.97 EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, MOTHERFUCKER.

I don't look like people who shop at walmart. First off, I'm not hispanic. Second I actually have a symmetrical face with no scars or STDs.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 03:52:23 PM: Symmetrically ugly is not necessarily a BOON.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2007, 03:59:35 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 03:52:23 PM
Symmetrically ugly is not necessarily a BOON.

But im not ugly at all. In fact I'm quite handsome.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 04:00:08 PM: I've seen your pictures. :-\
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2007, 04:02:21 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 04:00:08 PM
I've seen your pictures. :-\
::)

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Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: futami on June 01, 2007, 04:02:43 PM: here's a thought.

purchase a fan.

and, yes, you are ugly, in so much that you fail to meet the universal standard for male beauty.

(http://photos-001.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v59/21/73/7926076/n7926076_35631001_4229.jpg)

your point?

you look like the bozo who won last year's american idol.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: whiteACID on June 01, 2007, 04:04:37 PM: He does resemble Taylor Hicks, I never noticed it before.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 04:09:03 PM: You look like a football playing zombie. :-\ Don't worry, sug. Eventually your team will clash with one that actually has braaaains.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 04:31:57 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2007, 03:50:34 PM
I don't look like people who shop at walmart. First off, I'm not hispanic. Second I actually have a symmetrical face with no scars or STDs.

I look better than you and I shop at Wal Mart.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2007, 04:46:52 PM: error's hot. i'm straighter than the turner turnpike and i'd still stucker his pucker.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 05:21:49 PM: Error is so hot I'd follow him into a wal-mart.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 05:40:46 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 04:46:52 PM
error's hot. i'm straighter than the turner turnpike and i'd still stucker his pucker.

Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 05:21:49 PM
Error is so hot I'd follow him into a wal-mart.

:-[ :-[

:-*

And that would certainly blow FoC's delusional theories of who goes to Wal-Mart right out of the water.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: BobbyRobby on June 01, 2007, 05:49:29 PM: In my complex you don't have to pay rent if you are left without heating during the winter for a certain period of time.
Title: Re: People who live in the south
Post by: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 05:55:34 PM: Standards for electricity/heating providers vary from state to state, so it is probably the same for renters?

PS if you live in texas the utilities commission doesn't give two shits about you and the state of your power/gas, so I wouldn't hold out much hope for the rental rights.