Author Topic: People who live in the south (Read 2632 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** May 31, 2007, 05:11:49 PM »

My air conditioning has been out for the past few days and its so fucking hot in here. Does anyone know if there are local laws that require land lords to treat air conditioning as an emergency? It was 90 degrees in my house last night and it was terrible! I called my landlord and they keep telling me to that their guy is on it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:15:55 PM »

Unless you're elderly or suffering from respitory problems, it's not much of an emergency, now is it?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:17:25 PM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 31, 2007, 05:15:55 PM

Unless you're elderly or suffering from respitory problems, it's not much of an emergency, now is it?

Have you tried sleeping in a 90 degree house with no ceiling fan?

It's an emergency.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM »

Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM

Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.

The windows are open.

futami · « **Reply #5 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:28:46 PM »

go out and purchase a fan?

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:41:43 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM

Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.

Himuro, you do not live in Austin.

FoC: Unless there was an addendum in your lease or you can prove that they haven't done anything to rectify the problem, there is no legal discourse in Texas.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #7 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:45:13 PM »

I made an angry call to the company that is my landlord. I dont usually curse over the phone. I think the Sopranos might be rubbing off on me.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:00:04 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 31, 2007, 05:41:43 PM

Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.
Himuro, you do not live in Austin.

FoC: Unless there was an addendum in your lease or you can prove that they haven't done anything to rectify the problem, there is no legal discourse in Texas.

I thought he moved back to Houston

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:06:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 06:00:04 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 31, 2007, 05:41:43 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
Open the door and or window, queef. I do that all that time and I have no problems, and I have the choice of turning my AC on or not.

I also live in the same city as you.
Himuro, you do not live in Austin.

FoC: Unless there was an addendum in your lease or you can prove that they haven't done anything to rectify the problem, there is no legal discourse in Texas.

I thought he moved back to Houston

Are you thinking of Olimario or is there something that I'm missing?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:09:47 PM »

I live in Austinl. At least the humidity isnt as bad as houston!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #11 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:14:10 PM »

Aww, FOC's temperature is rising :'( :'(

Someone call the whammbulance

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:17:45 PM »

Yea

90 degrees really is whining.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:33:01 PM »

Poor FoC.

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:34:02 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:17:45 PM

Yea 90 degrees really is whining.

So?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #15 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:35:30 PM »

My point is if any of you were stuck sleeping in a 90 degree house you would feel the same way. Fucking landlords suck.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:37:00 PM »

I'm sure he's not doing anything about it just to be an asshole to you.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:41:31 PM »

My grandmother's house doesn't have AC and I lived in her house for 3 months when we had to move out while they killed mold in our house.

We still made due because my family isn't stupid and has fans.

Error Macro · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:43:32 PM »

When you're at the mercy of someone else, angry phone calls complete with swearing usually works wonders.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on May 31, 2007, 06:43:32 PM

When you're at the mercy of someone else, angry phone calls complete with swearing usually works wonders.

I pay the rent, its not like im completly merciless.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:26:31 PM »

wah wah wah wah.
90 wah wah wah deg wah wah rees.

Bu bu bu... I pay rent!

Wah!

Error Macro · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:32:20 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 07:02:31 PM

I pay the rent, its not like im completly merciless.

I hope you told him that on the phone! The threat of nonpayment gets things done.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:33:01 PM »

i remember living in arizona for a month at my grandparents during the summer i'd sleep in the pool. They had ac but they didnt like to turn it on. So many a nite i would just sleep on the steps of the pool just to cool down. the pool was around 80 the house had to of been 96-98.

My house now gets very hot like yesterday evening it was 90 inside thank god the costal breeze comes in and cools the house down around 9. Once that wind turns off here in a few weeks it'll be bad like arizona hot. By then i hope the house is done and the new windows and stuff are in so i can use the ac.

Scurvy Stan · « **Reply #23 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:32:20 AM »

You slept in the water? How? Are you aquaman?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:36:02 AM »

Quote from: Scurvy Stan on June 01, 2007, 12:32:20 AM

You slept in the water? How? Are you aquaman?

i slept on the steps my head on the tile on the outside of the pool. it wasnt that bad sleeping in water i'd do it again if i had a pool

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:02:47 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2007, 06:35:30 PM

My point is if any of you were stuck sleeping in a 90 degree house you would feel the same way. Fucking landlords suck.

It gets that way here in the summer, sometimes hotter, and I don't have central air conditioning. Just a dinky little wall unit. This is where electric fans come in. They work great. Stop bitching and go get one.

Hell my job doesn't even have ACs. Try going to work in a suit in that kind of weather. Not fun.

Error Macro · « **Reply #26 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:16:31 AM »

Yes.

Bottom line = man up, FoC, you fucking wuss. If the humidity is not that bad, go to Wal Mart and get a box fan. It will probably be a Lakewood or Lasko; they're around ten dollars. Open the window. Put the fan in the window. Make sure the fan is plugged in and turn the fan on.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:17:51 AM »

You'd think FOC were a 90 year old woman with a heart condition the way he's bitching. What a complete pussy. He's at his physical peak and he can't take a few nights of heat without wa-waing?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:19:52 AM »

problem is that its nto a few days of heat dude its weeks and months of heat. it can get to you pretty bad.

Himu · « **Reply #29 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 02:16:31 AM

Yes.

Bottom line = man up, FoC, you fucking wuss. If the humidity is not that bad, go to Wal Mart and get a box fan. It will probably be a Lakewood or Lasko; they're around ten dollars. Open the window. Put the fan in the window. Make sure the fan is plugged in and turn the fan on.

Quote from: G The Liar on June 01, 2007, 02:19:52 AM

problem is that its nto a few days of heat dude its weeks and months of heat. it can get to you pretty bad.

Dude. His ac is out. That will not take months to fix.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #30 on:** June 01, 2007, 02:25:26 AM »

oh i thought he didnt have ac.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** June 01, 2007, 10:52:58 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 06:41:31 PM

My grandmother's house doesn't have AC and I lived in her house for 3 months when we had to move out while they killed mold in our house.

We still made due because my family isn't stupid and has fans.

but black people have african genes so they're used to the heat, also all that work in the fields down south way back when gave y'all an extra resistance! wow, you see guys, slavery wasn't all THAT bad.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:05:28 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on June 01, 2007, 10:52:58 AM

Quote from: Himuro on May 31, 2007, 06:41:31 PM
My grandmother's house doesn't have AC and I lived in her house for 3 months when we had to move out while they killed mold in our house.

We still made due because my family isn't stupid and has fans.

but black people have african genes so they're used to the heat, also all that work in the fields down south way back when gave y'all an extra resistance! wow, you see guys, slavery wasn't all THAT bad.

I wish my family was slaves.

T234 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 01, 2007, 12:18:22 PM »

FOC, being a pussy, what are the odds?

Error Macro · « **Reply #34 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:44:40 PM »

I was just at Wal Mart. I saw a giant stack of box fans and immediately thought of this thread. Actually, I thought "goddamn, what a little bitch that FoC is." Then I saw someone near the electronics section that looked uncannily similar to him. But, I digress. $11.97 EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, MOTHERFUCKER.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #35 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:50:34 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on June 01, 2007, 03:44:40 PM

I was just at Wal Mart. I saw a giant stack of box fans and immediately thought of this thread. Actually, I thought "goddamn, what a little bitch that FoC is." Then I saw someone near the electronics section that looked uncannily similar to him. But, I digress. $11.97 EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, MOTHERFUCKER.

I don't look like people who shop at walmart. First off, I'm not hispanic. Second I actually have a symmetrical face with no scars or STDs.

Cyanista · « **Reply #36 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:52:23 PM »

Symmetrically ugly is not necessarily a BOON.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #37 on:** June 01, 2007, 03:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 03:52:23 PM

Symmetrically ugly is not necessarily a BOON.

But im not ugly at all. In fact I'm quite handsome.

Cyanista · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:00:08 PM »

I've seen your pictures. $:-\$

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 04:00:08 PM

I've seen your pictures. $:-\$

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futami · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:02:43 PM »

here's a thought.

purchase a fan.

and, yes, you are ugly, in so much that you fail to meet the universal standard for male beauty.

your point?

you look like the bozo who won last year's american idol.

whiteACID · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:04:37 PM »

He does resemble Taylor Hicks, I never noticed it before.

Cyanista · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:09:03 PM »

You look like a football playing zombie. $:-\$ Don't worry, sug. Eventually your team will clash with one that actually has braaaains.

Error Macro · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:31:57 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2007, 03:50:34 PM

I don't look like people who shop at walmart. First off, I'm not hispanic. Second I actually have a symmetrical face with no scars or STDs.

I look better than you and I shop at Wal Mart.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2007, 04:46:52 PM »

error's hot. i'm straighter than the turner turnpike and i'd still stucker his pucker.

Cyanista · « **Reply #45 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:21:49 PM »

Error is so hot I'd follow him into a wal-mart.

Error Macro · « **Reply #46 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 01, 2007, 04:46:52 PM

error's hot. i'm straighter than the turner turnpike and i'd still stucker his pucker.

Quote from: Cyanista on June 01, 2007, 05:21:49 PM

Error is so hot I'd follow him into a wal-mart.

And that would certainly blow FoC's delusional theories of who goes to Wal-Mart right out of the water.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #47 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:49:29 PM »

In my complex you don't have to pay rent if you are left without heating during the winter for a certain period of time.

Cyanista · « **Reply #48 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:55:34 PM »

Standards for electricity/heating providers vary from state to state, so it is probably the same for renters?

PS if you live in texas the utilities commission doesn't give two shits about you and the state of your power/gas, so I wouldn't hold out much hope for the rental rights.

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Author Topic: People who live in the south (Read 2632 times)