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Title: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 03:29:38 PM
I got this movie in from netflix today and I'm watching it now. About an hour in.

As some of you know, I have a total HARD ON for crime movies and tv series. It is the very reason I am obsessed with GTA: fucking crime stories are the BEST, and crime movies are by far and wide my favorite movie genre. I love Goodfellas, that's a good Scorsese movie, but Departed, so far, is highly lacking. The editing is horrible. It makes the film disjointed and absolutely confusing.

I like the story, and I WANT to like this movie but goddamn is the editing, and a few other things, making a somewhat good movie into a chore.

Thanks a lot for getting hyped for no reason, Dark cigarillo.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 06, 2007, 03:33:13 PM
The movie is solid how can you hate it? I mean its not the second coming of christ like everyone was jerking to last year. But it is a solid crime thriller. Whats you deal?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2007, 03:34:13 PM
It definitely does not suck.

And Himuro, you should really fucking watch The Wire. I only hope it's "gangster" enough for you.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2007, 03:34:37 PM
About an hour in.

I know that Departed hate is cool here at Evilbore, but maybe you should wait until you actually watch the whole thing before passing judgment?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 03:35:56 PM
Distant: it's mainly to mess with Dark Shake. I know he's reading this shit!
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2007, 03:36:38 PM
ADD THE WIRE TO YOUR NETFLIX QUEUE RIGHT NOW FUCKER



 :-[
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 03:39:24 PM
The movie is solid how can you hate it? I mean its not the second coming of christ like everyone was jerking to last year. But it is a solid crime thriller. Whats you deal?

This is how I feel.  Solid, not spectacular.  I still haven't seen Infernal Affairs.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 03:42:31 PM
And Himuro, you should really fucking watch The Wire. I only hope it's "gangster" enough for you.


Totally. God I love The Wire.

I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that BET (who are now running the horrible censored episodes) are chopping a lot of the dockworkers storyline out of season 2 (so that the episode can fit into an hour with commercials) because it's not really catering to their audience. Again, I don't know if that's true but if it is, that's fucking awful. They shouldn't be running censored versions of that show anyways; the infamous "fuck" scene between McNulty and Bunk from season 1 was fucking MASSACRED.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 06, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
why is BET running the wire, anyhoo?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 03:44:11 PM
And Himuro, you should really fucking watch The Wire. I only hope it's "gangster" enough for you.


Totally. God I love The Wire.

I don't know if this is true or not, but I heard that BET (who are now running the horrible censored episodes) are chopping a lot of the dockworkers storyline out of season 2 (so that the episode can fit into an hour with commercials) because it's not really catering to their audience. Again, I don't know if that's true but if it is, that's fucking awful. They shouldn't be running censored versions of that show anyways; the infamous "fuck" scene between McNulty and Bunk from season 1 was fucking MASSACRED.

You know, I totally adored season 1 of that show.  I need to pick up more.  I can use a few more things to watch this summer anyway.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 03:45:07 PM
I really need to explain that to you, duder?

TVC: If you liked season 1, they get BETTER. Season 2 flips the script ENTIRELY while still finding time to focus on the Barksdale crew.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2007, 03:45:56 PM
Yea, I don't know how they even air HBO shows censored.

Anyway, I still need to see Season 4. I hear it's by far the best. I can't even wrap by head around that possibility.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 03:48:07 PM
Wasn't some cable network showing censored versions of the Sopranos?  Or was that just something in talks?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2007, 03:48:21 PM
Himuro sucks.  GTA for the crime stories?  ROFL ROFL ROFL  the stories in GTA suck balls
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
All game stories suck balls.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 03:49:49 PM
Anyway, I still need to see Season 4. I hear it's by far the best. I can't even wrap by head around that possibility.


Four is pretty amazing. Dookie is my man.

Wasn't some cable network showing censored versions of the Sopranos?  Or was that just something in talks?

Yeah, A&E. And Sex in the City is on... TBS I think? But they shot alternate scenes for syndication so it's not as bad as The Wire, the Sopranos or Six Feet Under. It is kinda hard to clean up the scene where Samantha's girlfriend squirts in her face, I suppose.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2007, 03:49:58 PM
Wasn't some cable network showing censored versions of the Sopranos?  Or was that just something in talks?

A&E has the Sopranos.

Bravo has Six Feet Under.

TBS has Sex and the City.

None of them make sense being censored.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 03:51:19 PM
Himu is pathetic. Ban this filth

The Departed is a great movie. I gave it a 9.5, and it's one of my top movies of 2006, if not the best. Why do you watch an hour of a movie, stop it, and then post about it? If anything disjoints a movie it's that.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 03:51:27 PM
Dark Shake I know you're reading this.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 03:52:21 PM
Himu is pathetic. Ban this filth

The Departed is a great movie. I gave it a 9.5, and it's one of my top movies of 2006, if not the best. Why do you watch an hour of a movie, stop it, and then post about it? If anything disjoints a movie it's that.

You're the taco who refuses to watch Eddie Murphy movies.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 03:53:04 PM
Wasn't some cable network showing censored versions of the Sopranos?  Or was that just something in talks?

A&E has the Sopranos.

Bravo has Six Feet Under.

TBS has Sex and the City.

None of them make sense being censored.

I think it might be your fault, but sometimes I am tempted to watch Sex and the City.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 03:53:26 PM
You're the taco who refuses to watch Eddie Murphy movies.


To be fair, when's the last time Eddie made a good movie though? I stay away from movies with Eddie Murphy in them in 2007, but in the 80s I was all over that nicca!
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 03:54:14 PM
Wasn't some cable network showing censored versions of the Sopranos?  Or was that just something in talks?

A&E has the Sopranos.

Bravo has Six Feet Under.

TBS has Sex and the City.

None of them make sense being censored.

I think it might be your fault, but sometimes I am tempted to watch Sex and the City.

Is it true there's a lot of talk about big dicks on that show? I might check it out
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2007, 03:54:33 PM
Wasn't some cable network showing censored versions of the Sopranos?  Or was that just something in talks?

A&E has the Sopranos.

Bravo has Six Feet Under.

TBS has Sex and the City.

None of them make sense being censored.

I think it might be your fault, but sometimes I am tempted to watch Sex and the City.

I was pretty adamant with my wife that I wasn't going to watch or enjoy Sex and the City when we bought the series boxset from Deep Discount in 2005, but I ended up loving it.

To be fair, when's the last time Eddie made a good movie though? I stay away from movies with Eddie Murphy in them in 2007, but in the 80s I was all over that nicca!

Eddie Murphy was brilliant in Dreamgirls.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: enjoy bell woods on June 06, 2007, 03:54:46 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 03:55:23 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.
:lol

/thread
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 03:56:11 PM
I was pretty adamant with my wife that I wasn't going to watch or enjoy Sex and the City when we bought the series boxset from Deep Discount in 2005, but I ended up loving it.


That show got pretty fucking bad by the end though.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Bloodwake on June 06, 2007, 03:57:42 PM
The Departed is fucking great. It's no Goodfellas, but it's still damn good.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2007, 03:57:47 PM
I was pretty adamant with my wife that I wasn't going to watch or enjoy Sex and the City when we bought the series boxset from Deep Discount in 2005, but I ended up loving it.


That show got pretty fucking bad by the end though.

Apparently I didn't notice or care. We ended up marathoning the final season, finishing at 4am on a Sunday morning because we were so into it.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2007, 03:58:52 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.

I made a thread about Undeclared 7 minutes in.  :)
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 04:00:44 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.

I made a thread about Undeclared 7 minutes in.  :)

Did you watch any more of that, btw?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 04:01:27 PM
Apparently I didn't notice or care. We ended up marathoning the final season, finishing at 4am on a Sunday morning because we were so into it.


That's cool. I just thought it became kinda maudlin. A far cry from Charlotte and her "Mr. Pussy" days.

Actually I thought that show went in the shitter when she got married. (And I think Six Feet Under went in the shitter when Lisa disappeared, since we're on the topic of HBO shows) The Wire and Deadwood have never been bad.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 04:03:49 PM
You're the taco who refuses to watch Eddie Murphy movies.


To be fair, when's the last time Eddie made a good movie though? I stay away from movies with Eddie Murphy in them in 2007, but in the 80s I was all over that nicca!

This fool won't even watch Coming To America.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 04:04:52 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.
:lol

/thread

"I don't think this movie is that good. I'm not that impressed by what I saw of it on tv. I only saw about 5 minutes though..."

Sound familiar anyone?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 04:06:14 PM
This fool won't even watch Coming To America.


I like that movie but if the barber shop scene inspired Norbit, I think all the copies of "Coming to America" should be shot into space.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 04:08:14 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.
:lol

/thread

"I don't think this movie is that good. I'm not that impressed by what I saw of it on tv. I only saw about 5 minutes though..."

Sound familiar anyone?

You're a fool, did you know that? No wonder you live in the south

Pluto this filth
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 04:11:56 PM
"Hey guys, Scarface isn't that good. I mean, I saw half of the tv version edit, but still not impressed."
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 04:12:39 PM
I know I didn't say that. Scarface is the shit, edit or no edit. TVC hates it
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 04:14:07 PM
"I saw some of this movie...haven't seen the whole thing..."
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mupepe on June 06, 2007, 04:28:07 PM
Sex and the City isn't bad.  Honestly, it started going downhill after she got dumped by Aiden (i don't remember how to spell his name).  But yeah, that episode was so sad.  It made me hate Carrie so fucking much.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 04:36:03 PM
I know I didn't say that. Scarface is the shit, edit or no edit.

(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3112/goonbarflp4.jpg)



Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 06, 2007, 04:39:34 PM
WTF IS THAT? Pizza?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 04:41:11 PM
WTF IS THAT? Pizza?

Scarface is a fucking cartoon. If you want reality, stick with TVC15.

(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8158/2930841p8140034er2.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 06, 2007, 05:17:11 PM
Scarface does suck, unless there is some sort of camp value I'm not getting. And posers need to get those Scarface posters off their walls before I go postal.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 06, 2007, 05:21:04 PM
Scarface does suck, unless there is some sort of camp value I'm not getting. And posers need to get those Scarface posters off their walls before I go postal.

Right by one of the schools I work at, there is this guy in an empty gravel (Native American reservation, it's full fireworks stands this time of year) lot who sells really tacky rugs out of the back of his truck. He always has this HUGE Scarface one out on display. Always makes me chuckle.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: tiesto on June 06, 2007, 05:25:42 PM
WTF IS THAT? Pizza?

Scarface is a fucking cartoon. If you want reality, stick with TVC15.

(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8158/2930841p8140034er2.jpg)

Kinda funny how there's a 303 in the back of the pic... :P
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 06, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Yo fat people need to get their acid on too.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2007, 06:05:13 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.

I made a thread about Undeclared 7 minutes in.  :)

Did you watch any more of that, btw?

Yes sir. I watched the true second episode, "Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend." It was so awkward and painful to watch at times, but yeah it was good.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 06:11:55 PM
Thanks for telling us how you feel about the first hour of the movie. Are you browsing the Internet while you watch it? Shut up.

I made a thread about Undeclared 7 minutes in.  :)

Did you watch any more of that, btw?

Yes sir. I watched the true second episode, "Oh, So You Have a Boyfriend." It was so awkward and painful to watch at times, but yeah it was good.

watch MOAR.  You have to at least watch until her boyfriend starts showing up.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 06, 2007, 06:13:11 PM
I plan to, sexy.  :-*
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 06:20:12 PM
I'll give Departed one thing: amazing ending.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2007, 06:28:16 PM
Remember people, Himu likes "They Nutty Professor"
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 06, 2007, 06:29:44 PM
Remember people, Himu likes "They Nutty Professor"

Yeah because this thread is totally serious.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 06, 2007, 06:35:11 PM
:shh
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TVC15 on June 06, 2007, 06:35:46 PM
I know I didn't say that. Scarface is the shit, edit or no edit.

(http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3112/goonbarflp4.jpg)


Found the story on this photo:

Quote
It was like 2-3 years ago, and the guy in the picture was eating and eating and eating, and drinking and drinking and drinking.

He was just sitting there, then BLAM, spewed all over. AND THEN after he threw up, he sat there again for like 10 minutes in that pose, doing nothing but chilling with his vomit.

It was utahsaints couch and we all felt really bad but I don't believe anyone offered to clean it up.

He also threw up AGAIN, I believe on a chair? In this picture, I'm actually behind the camera man.

At the end of the night, we gave him a plastic chair to sit in to calm down in the back yard. He broke the plastic chair and fell down like face first, and we left him there, checking up on him periodically to make sure he was alive.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2007, 06:46:25 PM
the ending sucked because it just killed off a bunch of characters.  don't get the point of that.  the worst part to me in a crime movie is when somebody's killed because they were in a bad place at a bad time.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Vizzys on June 07, 2007, 04:28:25 AM
lol himuro likes crime stories, gta and anime

the jokes there I just cant find the words
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 05:01:04 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Solo on June 07, 2007, 07:53:28 AM
Sucks? Hell no. Its a very solid movie, if a lesser Scorsese work. But still a damn good movie.
Overrated and not Best Picture worthy? Yes.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: FatalT on June 07, 2007, 09:48:18 AM
That man is a true trooper. Sitting there in his own excrement.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2007, 11:50:58 AM
the ending sucked because it just killed off a bunch of characters.  don't get the point of that.  the worst part to me in a crime movie is when somebody's killed because they were in a bad place at a bad time.

It was great because it came out of nowhere and makes me anticipate The Departed 2. Is it going to be a totally new story or a continuation? What happens with the baby? Was it Costigan's?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Tauntaun on June 07, 2007, 11:57:45 AM
Remember people, Himu likes "They Nutty Professor"

Yeah because this thread is totally serious.

That was a funny movie, I love it when the dad craps his pants at the table  :lol  Yes I like potty humor.  :-[ :shh
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Robo on June 07, 2007, 12:03:24 PM
Sucks? Hell no. Its a very solid movie, if a lesser Scorsese work. But still a damn good movie.
Overrated and not Best Picture worthy? Yes.

What was more worthy than The Departed last year?  Babel?  Pan's?  The Queen?  Letters?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 12:48:41 PM
pan's labyrinth and the last king of scotland, for starters.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Cheebs on June 07, 2007, 12:58:21 PM
pans didnt even win best foreign movie lol

I forgot what did. Was it Volver?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 01:03:19 PM
pan's labyrinth and the last king of scotland, for starters.

It's good to see someone not only give Pan's some love, but also Last King of Scotland. I don't remember anyone on GAF or this board even discussing that movie, or the brilliant lead performance
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 01:04:48 PM
:bow :bow forrest whitaker :bow :bow

nicca can act
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 01:08:36 PM
Been a fan since he was the ultamite baby's daddy in Jason's Lyric. Maddd Dogggg :'(
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Robo on June 07, 2007, 01:22:58 PM
I don't think many of us have seen Last King of Scotland.  I'll make a note to look for it this weekend.

Also, it was The Lives of Others that won best foreign language film.  Has anyone seen that?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 07, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
Eh, Last King of Scotland was only great BECAUSE of Whitaker.  Yes, nicca CAN act.  But I feel like it was the same situation the Queen was in–great BECAUSE of the leading performance.

Pan's Labyrinth, however, omg.  :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 07, 2007, 01:42:05 PM
pan's labyrinth and the last king of scotland, for starters.

It's good to see someone not only give Pan's some love, but also Last King of Scotland. I don't remember anyone on GAF or this board even discussing that movie, or the brilliant lead performance

I saw it in the theater. We discussed it in a few threads on GAF. It was probably in one of the art film threads I've never seen you post in.

The sadistic side of me would love to see Michelle review a recent film of Pedro Almodovar or Wong Kar Wai. It would be hilarious.


Also, it was The Lives of Others that won best foreign language film.  Has anyone seen that?

I saw it opening day and then predicted it as the winner of the best foreign language oscar while everyone else was still spooging all over Pan's Labyrinth. PL was a great film, but The Lives of Others was sheer brilliance.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 07, 2007, 02:04:59 PM
'spose i should check it (lives of others) out, then. the reviews make it sound interesting. i liked the last king of scotland because i've always found studies of monomanical schizophrenics interesting, idi amin in particular because he was such a notorious and cruel human dichotomy.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 07, 2007, 03:11:51 PM
wow, no shit?

watch the original, as it's considerably better, in every respect.

the departed is an overrated film that figured the inclusion of a number of big name actors would compensate for the shoddy script and uncharacteristically poor direction by scorcese.

that it receives so much praise, from the usual dickheads, is of no surprise to me.

Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2007, 03:44:10 PM
It was great because it came out of nowhere and makes me anticipate The Departed 2. Is it going to be a totally new story or a continuation? What happens with the baby? Was it Costigan's?
I don't think there is a part 2.  It's based on Infernal Affairs and it took a three part movie and made it 2 hours.  Read the plot summary on wikipedia and the departed's plot will sound like shit.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 07, 2007, 03:48:25 PM
wow, no shit?

watch the original, as it's considerably better, in every respect.

the departed is an overrated film that figured the inclusion of a number of big name actors would compensate for the shoddy script and uncharacteristically poor direction by scorcese.

that it receives so much praise, from the usual dickheads, is of no surprise to me.



Shoddy script? You're officially a dumbass :lol
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2007, 04:50:43 PM
wow, no shit?

watch the original, as it's considerably better, in every respect.

the departed is an overrated film that figured the inclusion of a number of big name actors would compensate for the shoddy script and uncharacteristically poor direction by scorcese.

that it receives so much praise, from the usual dickheads, is of no surprise to me.



Shoddy script? You're officially a dumbass :lol

Well it's not that great of a script. It's good, but not anything great.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 07, 2007, 04:51:20 PM
It was great because it came out of nowhere and makes me anticipate The Departed 2. Is it going to be a totally new story or a continuation? What happens with the baby? Was it Costigan's?
I don't think there is a part 2.  It's based on Infernal Affairs and it took a three part movie and made it 2 hours.  Read the plot summary on wikipedia and the departed's plot will sound like shit.

I remember reading that they now have a Departed trilogy planned?

What the fuck was in the envelope Costigan gave what's her face and said to give it to him in 2 weeks?

How did Queenan's partner find out that what's his face did all this? Did his former fiance tell him or was he the only smart fucker in the entire movie and actually used his fucking brain to deduce what had happened?

Did his former fiance be a dumb broad and not tell ANYONE what she heard on that tape?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: brawndolicious on June 07, 2007, 05:00:17 PM
who cares?  They're all dead.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Solo on June 08, 2007, 06:40:09 AM
Sucks? Hell no. Its a very solid movie, if a lesser Scorsese work. But still a damn good movie.
Overrated and not Best Picture worthy? Yes.

What was more worthy than The Departed last year?  Babel?  Pan's?  The Queen?  Letters?

Letters, Pan, Children of Men, United 93.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Cheebs on June 08, 2007, 11:38:48 AM
Sucks? Hell no. Its a very solid movie, if a lesser Scorsese work. But still a damn good movie.
Overrated and not Best Picture worthy? Yes.

What was more worthy than The Departed last year?  Babel?  Pan's?  The Queen?  Letters?

Letters, Pan, Children of Men, United 93.
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Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 03:11:17 PM
united 93?

lol..

the departed sucked, unquestionably, but united 93 is a farcical embarrassment of a movie.

a lie of a movie based on a true story.

Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 08, 2007, 03:15:32 PM
united 93?

lol..

the departed sucked, unquestionably, but united 93 is a farcical embarrassment of a movie.

a lie of a movie based on a true story.



You are so fucking wrong.

I don't even think you saw the movie.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2007, 03:18:48 PM

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WTF
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 03:23:15 PM
united 93?

lol..

the departed sucked, unquestionably, but united 93 is a farcical embarrassment of a movie.

a lie of a movie based on a true story.



You are so fucking wrong.

I don't even think you saw the movie.


what? i did see the movie.

if only to amuse myself with its gross distortion of fact.

Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 03:24:24 PM

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WTF

why is that so surprising?

little miss sunshine was one of last year's best films, easily besting the departed.

the departed is scorcese's WORST film.

the aviator used to hold that spot, imo.

if i hadn't known he was the director, i would have been SHOCKED, after watching it, if someone told me he helmed the film.

that's how BAD the departed is.

it's fucking horrible, and it's sooooooo typical that certain shitheads amongst us (and at gaf) treat it as if it's some great piece of work.

give me a fucking break.

matt damon's accent in the film was hilariously bad.

isn't he FROM boston? lol..
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 08, 2007, 04:33:13 PM
FUTAMI AM distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

You're the ONLY one saying that you think the Departed is flat-out awful, when in all honestly it's still a solid and entertaining movie that was worth its praise to some extent.  Definitely not best picture worthy, but mentioning it in any Oscar sentence is not unheard of.

You're seriously a moron.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: bud on June 08, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
i liked it a lot. i made a thread about it on gaf:

Quote from: bud
so i bought the ce and finally got around to seeing it last night.

from the beginning of the movie, you know you're watching a scorsese movie. the way characters get killed, the music, the strong language, it's scorsese alright. that opening sequence gave me a goodfellas vibe, which is a good thing.

after the sullivan/castello opening scene you follow costigno and sullivan in police academy (whatever it's called) and this part, which went on for about ±15mins, felt very disjointed. it's just felt like it was scene after scene and to be honest i kinda lost track.

after this part the movie is just amazing. dicaprio was awesome as costigno and i liked nicholson's acting, too. the ending was freaking awesome. basically, every main character (besides dignam) dies :lol. the way they die is so ****ing raw and unexpected. costigan is ready to walk out of the elevator and boom, he's dead. two more characters die in less than 10 seconds after and it's done masterfully.

besides the beginning being somewhat disjointed there were a couple of other thing i didn't like:

-  castello being an fbi informant: this was left untouched in the movie and it would've been nice if they'd spent more time on this, because it seemed to be an interesting sidestory.
- the part where castello thinks castigno's a rat and then needs to make sure that he is or is not one, just felt so dumb. it was obvious that it was a trap and it made castello look a bit amateuristic.

all in all i thought it was a pretty good movie and i can't say whether it's better than infernal affairs because i haven't seen it yet, but i definitely will.

yeah, there were some things that could've been better but overall it was a pretty good movie.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Cheebs on June 08, 2007, 05:15:45 PM
wait did he just say united 93 was based on a "lie"?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Robo on June 08, 2007, 05:19:58 PM
pluto this shitdrip
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Cyanista on June 08, 2007, 05:34:42 PM
WTF IS THAT? Pizza?

Scarface is a fucking cartoon. If you want reality, stick with TVC15.

(http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8158/2930841p8140034er2.jpg)
:lol :lol  I wonder if that furby popped wood...
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
wait did he just say united 93 was based on a "lie"?

you think the passengers overtook the cabin and sent the plane hurtling into the ground?

 :lol
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 08, 2007, 06:18:16 PM
wait did he just say united 93 was based on a "lie"?

you think the passengers overtook the cabin and sent the plane hurtling into the ground?

 :lol

Who gives a shit?  It was a fucking well-made movie, that's all I care about.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 08, 2007, 06:23:56 PM
wait did he just say united 93 was based on a "lie"?

you think the passengers overtook the cabin and sent the plane hurtling into the ground?

 :lol

They did

Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 08:46:47 PM
wait did he just say united 93 was based on a "lie"?

you think the passengers overtook the cabin and sent the plane hurtling into the ground?

 :lol

Who gives a shit?  It was a fucking well-made movie, that's all I care about.

it was a misrepresentation of what took place, a lie offered as truth.

if that doesn't automatically rendered the movie shit, what does?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2007, 09:44:13 PM
Do you realize how many stories are romanticized versions of actual historical events? Don't be so naive.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 10:20:22 PM
Do you realize how many stories are romanticized versions of actual historical events? Don't be so naive.

this movie wasn't mere romanticization.

this movie was an obscene distortion of fact, an absolute falsehood peddled with earnest sentiment.

the united states shot that plane out of the sky, yet we have this movie treating it as if these brave passengers stormed the cabin and brought the plane down.

Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Cheebs on June 08, 2007, 10:26:25 PM

the united states shot that plane out of the sky, yet we have this movie treating it as if these brave passengers stormed the cabin and brought the plane down.



:lol
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 10:36:06 PM
what's funny?

our air force, which represents the united states.
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Cheebs on June 08, 2007, 11:06:41 PM
This is a 100% real photo of bigfoot:
(http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/patterson_bigfoot_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: futami on June 08, 2007, 11:32:07 PM
you actually think the plane wasn't shot down?

can you explain eyewitness accounts that saw a fighter shoot it out of the sky?

a streak that hit the plane, sending it into pieces?

the fact that the plane was split over MILES?

yeah, the passengers took it over and sent it careening into ground.

btw, i'm not a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, if that's where you're going.

i don't buy the claptrap from those who believe the towers' collapse was precipitated by the detonation of thermite.

so, um, if that's why you're scoffing at my belief in what's obvious, you're off-base.

that plane was shot the fuck down.



Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 08, 2007, 11:57:03 PM
i thought it was largely accepted that united 93 was shot down by the usaf?
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2007, 02:50:45 AM
Do you realize how many stories are romanticized versions of actual historical events? Don't be so naive.

this movie wasn't mere romanticization.

this movie was an obscene distortion of fact, an absolute falsehood peddled with earnest sentiment.

the united states shot that plane out of the sky, yet we have this movie treating it as if these brave passengers stormed the cabin and brought the plane down.



(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7117/pelosigoosediq9.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck Dark Shake, The Departed sucks
Post by: Solo on June 09, 2007, 07:29:54 AM


what? i did see the movie.

if only to amuse myself with its gross distortion of fact.



How can "fact" be distorted when there are no facts to distort? For all you know, United 93 crashed because the pilot drank a 40 of Captain Morgan before the flight. Whatever may or may not have happened, United 93 is still an amazing piece of filmmaking, whether or not its totally accurate.