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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 02:45:01 AM

Title: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 02:45:01 AM: It was awesome! There's anime and videogames everywhere - super cheap and as far as the eye can see! Plus, Japanese women just threw themselves at me on account of my big gaijin dick! After I had my way with their women and drank about a full five percent of the country's sake export, I was thrown a big meal and this hot J-MILF let me live in her house full of young teenage daughters. I spent the rest of last week reading hentai and playing Elite Beat Agents while young teenage girls serviced me... sexually.

Japan: Highly recommended, A+ would visit again
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 23, 2007, 02:47:01 AM: mmm, J-MILF
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 02:49:43 AM: Someone register www.j-milf.com
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 23, 2007, 02:52:00 AM: good times
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: demi on June 23, 2007, 02:54:36 AM: do they even have bears in japan, wtf

what a shit country, bomb it already
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: TVC15 on June 23, 2007, 02:55:41 AM: Quote from: demi on June 23, 2007, 02:54:36 AM
do they even have bears in japan, wtf

what a shit country, bomb it already

(http://www.infomapjapan.com/images/infospecial/200609/sumo_img1.gif)

Willco, did you do any waiting for the miracle over there?
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: demi on June 23, 2007, 02:58:03 AM: those arent bears you stupid
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 03:03:02 AM: In Japan, waiting is not allowed because everything is instant gratification.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Vizzys on June 23, 2007, 03:13:16 AM: jews in japan is a good porno idea says me
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 03:43:37 AM: :lol viz

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2007, 02:58:03 AM
those arent bears you stupid

There hogs though.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: demi on June 23, 2007, 03:44:02 AM: i hate you arvie
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 03:44:50 AM: Quote from: demi on June 23, 2007, 03:44:02 AM
i hate you arvie

:'( I thought you loved me!?
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: demi on June 23, 2007, 03:46:42 AM: i'm going to bed arvie, think about what you've done
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 23, 2007, 03:49:05 AM: Demi I will unlock your cold heart yet! Like an achievement, i will; I hear the soft congratulating sound already.

edit: Night. I'm going to sleep too.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 07:20:12 AM: I got banned for that. Not that phrase in specific, but the argument in which that phrase sprung from my keyboard. That'll learn me not to mess with friends of mods.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Yeti on June 23, 2007, 08:40:50 AM: cockasmokie?
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 08:46:37 AM: OKEE DOKEE COCKASMOKEE
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 01:43:48 PM: When I went to Japan, sp0srks or whatever his name is, was considered a freak sideshow and was taunted by children in the streets. It was not uncommon to see him walking down alleys and being pelted with parsnips by vagabonds, whores and lepers
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:44:51 PM: Is he still unemployed? I'm kinda curious what'll happen to him once his work visa runs out.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 01:47:10 PM: NeoGAF will support him.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:47:57 PM: What I mean is, I want to find out how the forced deportation process works.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 01:54:20 PM: To speed it up?
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 01:56:16 PM: lol, no. I'm curious as to how it functions. Like, does the Japanese government pay for your ticket? Does the US embassy intervene in any way? Do they arrest you? How does it work? I'm sure sp0rsk will post about it if it happens.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2007, 02:04:31 PM: You should call and find out - let us know what happens!
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: Ichirou on June 23, 2007, 02:06:20 PM: sp0rsk has about $3,000 left in funds. This is enough to pay for a couple of months rent and basic utilities and food.
Title: Re: Just came back from Japan
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 23, 2007, 02:50:38 PM: Who did register j-milf.com? :lol