Author Topic: Just came back from Japan (Read 1334 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 23, 2007, 02:45:01 AM »

It was awesome! There's anime and videogames everywhere - super cheap and as far as the eye can see! Plus, Japanese women just threw themselves at me on account of my big gaijin dick! After I had my way with their women and drank about a full five percent of the country's sake export, I was thrown a big meal and this hot J-MILF let me live in her house full of young teenage daughters. I spent the rest of last week reading hentai and playing Elite Beat Agents while young teenage girls serviced me... sexually.

Japan: Highly recommended, A+ would visit again

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:47:01 AM »

mmm, J-MILF

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:49:43 AM »

Someone register www.j-milf.com

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:52:00 AM »

good times

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:54:36 AM »

do they even have bears in japan, wtf

what a shit country, bomb it already

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:55:41 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2007, 02:54:36 AM

do they even have bears in japan, wtf

what a shit country, bomb it already

Willco, did you do any waiting for the miracle over there?

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:58:03 AM »

those arent bears you stupid

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:03:02 AM »

In Japan, waiting is not allowed because everything is instant gratification.

Vizzys · « **Reply #8 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:13:16 AM »

jews in japan is a good porno idea says me

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:43:37 AM »

viz

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2007, 02:58:03 AM

those arent bears you stupid

There hogs though.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:44:02 AM »

i hate you arvie

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:44:50 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2007, 03:44:02 AM

i hate you arvie

:'( I thought you loved me!?

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:46:42 AM »

i'm going to bed arvie, think about what you've done

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 23, 2007, 03:49:05 AM »

Demi I will unlock your cold heart yet! Like an achievement, i will; I hear the soft congratulating sound already.

edit: Night. I'm going to sleep too.

Ichirou · « **Reply #14 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:20:12 AM »

I got banned for that. Not that phrase in specific, but the argument in which that phrase sprung from my keyboard. That'll learn me not to mess with friends of mods.

Yeti · « **Reply #15 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:40:50 AM »

cockasmokie?

Ichirou · « **Reply #16 on:** June 23, 2007, 08:46:37 AM »

OKEE DOKEE COCKASMOKEE

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:43:48 PM »

When I went to Japan, sp0srks or whatever his name is, was considered a freak sideshow and was taunted by children in the streets. It was not uncommon to see him walking down alleys and being pelted with parsnips by vagabonds, whores and lepers

Ichirou · « **Reply #18 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:44:51 PM »

Is he still unemployed? I'm kinda curious what'll happen to him once his work visa runs out.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:47:10 PM »

NeoGAF will support him.

Ichirou · « **Reply #20 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:47:57 PM »

What I mean is, I want to find out how the forced deportation process works.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:54:20 PM »

To speed it up?

Ichirou · « **Reply #22 on:** June 23, 2007, 01:56:16 PM »

lol, no. I'm curious as to how it functions. Like, does the Japanese government pay for your ticket? Does the US embassy intervene in any way? Do they arrest you? How does it work? I'm sure sp0rsk will post about it if it happens.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:04:31 PM »

You should call and find out - let us know what happens!

Ichirou · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:06:20 PM »

sp0rsk has about $3,000 left in funds. This is enough to pay for a couple of months rent and basic utilities and food.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #25 on:** June 23, 2007, 02:50:38 PM »

Who did register j-milf.com?

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Author Topic: Just came back from Japan (Read 1334 times)