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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:15:29 PM

Title: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:15:29 PM: stop posting stuff like this

it is very obnoxious

and seldom gets your point across

as it calls in your integrity

thank you

p.s. $400 jeans for real bro wtf
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: bud on June 27, 2007, 02:16:48 PM: why do you hate how he writes

i mean

he is 30 years old

and still lives with his mother

he has a kid

too
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 02:20:13 PM: what's obnoxious about my posting style?
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 02:21:27 PM: because you rarely use punctuation

and constantly break it into one lines

like this

people think you are a high school student
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 27, 2007, 02:22:03 PM: I thought it was haiku
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 27, 2007, 02:23:20 PM: perhaps one day

he can post something

interesting also
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 02:25:28 PM: but don't you see?

it's his style.

without it, would anyone remember a thing this lying twat writes?

probably not.

might as well throw a "PEACE" at the end while he's at it.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 27, 2007, 02:26:12 PM: PAPANGUS
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 02:37:18 PM: I really think he is maki, come back from the internet grave.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Robo on June 27, 2007, 02:40:26 PM: Maki is decidedly not black. No, this is futami, and he presents his thoughts as though they were lists.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 02:44:41 PM: yes, that's a perfect way of describing it.

my thoughts, as you said, are presented as a list.

an exhibition, if you will, of intellectual rigor that i give to a willing audience.

unless forced to, i don't like using paragraphs.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 02:45:46 PM: i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 02:47:54 PM: So your so stupid then you have to organize your thoughts into lists because of your in ability to form complex sentences?
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 02:51:31 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 02:45:46 PM
i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

Yup.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:14:34 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 02:45:46 PM
i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

in what sense am i vapid?

it's an interesting way of describing my thought processes.

i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:15:47 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on June 27, 2007, 02:47:54 PM
So your so stupid then you have to organize your thoughts into lists because of your in ability to form complex sentences?

not at all.

not sure what "complex sentences" has to do with an aversion to paragraphs.

they're not related.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:16:25 PM: Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

you're a barely functional distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. and a boring one, too
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Stocky on June 27, 2007, 03:17:42 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 02:45:46 PM
i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

...ok.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:21:45 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

you're a barely functional distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. and a boring one, too

in the past, you were never so obsessed with me.

is it because i revealed your phone number?

still smarting from that?
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:29:20 PM: Quote from: stocky on June 27, 2007, 03:17:42 PM
...ok.

seriously man, are you as focused on anything else in your worthless life than me? i could cure that ADD of yours with quickness.

Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:21:45 PM
in the past, you were never so obsessed with me.

is it because i revealed your phone number?

still smarting from that?

:lol that was YOU? what a fucking moron.

no, you're just a sad, boring fuck fronting on the internet like you're not. for every one thing you say that's remotely funny or entertaining, there's a thousand relentlessly boring statements to wade through.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:31:39 PM: fronting?

me?

not at all.

it's not my fault you feel this need to project your own flaws on me.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:35:40 PM: whatever dude. say hi to your mom for me.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Tauntaun on June 27, 2007, 03:39:38 PM: Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 27, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
Hey guys my coffee

it is hot

47474747

It is so hot

spill it on ur cock and video tape it for me :-*
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 03:40:20 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:35:40 PM
whatever dude. say hi to your mom for me.

Same, though you'll need to say it as a whisper in her ear while grabbing her ass for her to know the hello was from me; for she never did ask for my name.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:40:41 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:35:40 PM
whatever dude. say hi to your mom for me.

that seems to be the only thing you have..

i live with my parents.

something i'm not ashamed of.

not my fault your weekend evenings are spent on wow..
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: lordmaji on June 27, 2007, 03:53:30 PM: Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 27, 2007, 03:50:25 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on June 27, 2007, 03:39:38 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 27, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
Hey guys my coffee

it is hot

47474747

It is so hot

spill it on ur cock and video tape it for me :-*

Sorry, my coffee cock

it only belongs to one

and that one person is

Rob Thomas

Robby Thomas is

One

Sexy of a

Man beast w/ a huge

...cock...
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:54:49 PM: Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
i live with my parents.

something i'm not ashamed of.

Why should you be? Mooches generally lack shame.

Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:40:41 PM
not my fault your weekend evenings are spent on wow..

I've never played WoW in my life, you fucking buffoon.

Now, had you said Puzzle Pirates... (http://www.forgotten-gamer.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif)
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 04:24:34 PM: here we go again.

i don't take a dime from my parents, so the mooch label doesn't fit.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 04:25:58 PM: Do you pay rent, and a portion of electric/water/heat?
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 04:27:28 PM: what does paying rent have to do with being a mooch?

house is already paid for.

my parents are living it up.

everything i own was purchased with _my_ money.

so the mooch label doesn't fit.

living rent-free, in a house that's already paid for, doesn't make one a mooch.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 27, 2007, 04:29:00 PM: Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 04:27:28 PM
what does paying rent have to do with being a mooch?

house is already paid for.

my parents are living it up.

everything i own was purchased with _my_ money.

so the mooch label doesn't fit.

living rent-free, in a house that's already paid for, doesn't make one a mooch.

Do you use electricity, use water, require warmth, and eat food?
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 04:32:39 PM: all food eaten was bought by me.

i contribute to the heating bill, during winter.

no, i don't contribute to electricity or water, but it's not too expensive.

a mooch, imo, is a slacker with no ambition, who skates by on the dime of others.

moochers don't have jobs, are broke, and leech from others.

i don't fit that definition at all.

simply living at home doesn't make one a moocher.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Mandark on June 27, 2007, 05:08:06 PM: I used to read through all of Loki's stuff when he was at his peak, no problem. I can't get three lines into a Futami post.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: tiesto on June 27, 2007, 05:17:37 PM: What was so bad about Loki again? I only remember a few posts by him when I first started on NeoGAF (2004 or so), but don't remember anything out of the ordinary.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Mupepe on June 27, 2007, 05:18:34 PM: he made really long posts
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: futami on June 27, 2007, 05:21:41 PM: i make it easier for you guys, and you still complain?

::)
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Mupepe on June 27, 2007, 05:23:21 PM: Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 05:21:41 PM
i make it easier for you guys, and you still complain?

::)
i like you
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: TVC15 on June 27, 2007, 05:24:41 PM: Quote from: Mandark on June 27, 2007, 05:08:06 PM
I used to read through all of Loki's stuff when he was at his peak, no problem. I can't get three lines into a Futami post.

Some of his posts were INSANELY long. I think in some cases he did actually work on single posts for a full day.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 27, 2007, 06:01:40 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 27, 2007, 05:23:21 PM
Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 05:21:41 PM
i make it easier for you guys, and you still complain?

::)
i like you

Your right, Futami is
(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u197/Aggelos_05/My_gifs/69150835b8d28-1.gif)
spoiler (click to show/hide)
or maybe not. I just wanted to post that gif
[close]
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Lonestar on June 29, 2007, 05:34:13 PM: Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:21:45 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 27, 2007, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: futami on June 27, 2007, 03:14:34 PM
i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

you're a barely functional distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. and a boring one, too

in the past, you were never so obsessed with me.

is it because i revealed your phone number?

still smarting from that?

heh.

saint owned.

:rofl :spin :rofl
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 29, 2007, 05:39:17 PM: Loki :D

Had some great basketball discussions with him, he's fun to argue with but ultimately fruitless. If his posts weren't about basketball though, I rarely bothered. He's wordy, always trying to cover every base. It was exhausting at times.
Title: Re: futami this is a posting intervention
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 29, 2007, 05:42:49 PM: Quote from: Lonestar on June 29, 2007, 05:34:13 PM
heh.

saint owned.

*wheeze*