futami this is a posting intervention

[The Fake Shemp]

stop posting stuff like this

it is very obnoxious

and seldom gets your point across

as it calls in your integrity

thank you

p.s. $400 jeans for real bro wtf

[bud]

why do you hate how he writes

i mean

he is 30 years old

and still lives with his mother

he has a kid

too

[futami]

what's obnoxious about my posting style?

[The Fake Shemp]

because you rarely use punctuation

and constantly break it into one lines

like this

people think you are a high school student

[MrAngryFace]

I thought it was haiku

[MyNameIsMethodis]

perhaps one day

he can post something

interesting also

[Saint Cornelius]

but don't you see?

it's his style.

without it, would anyone remember a thing this lying twat writes?

probably not.

might as well throw a "PEACE" at the end while he's at it.

[MrAngryFace]

PAPANGUS

[Madrun Badrun]

I really think he is maki, come back from the internet grave. 

[Robo]

Maki is decidedly not black.  No, this is futami, and he presents his thoughts as though they were lists.

[futami]

yes, that's a perfect way of describing it.

my thoughts, as you said, are presented as a list.

an exhibition, if you will, of intellectual rigor that i give to a willing audience.

unless forced to, i don't like using paragraphs.

[Saint Cornelius]

i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

[Madrun Badrun]

So your so stupid then you have to organize your thoughts into lists because of your in ability to form complex sentences?

[AdmiralViscen]

i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

Yup.

[futami]

i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

in what sense am i vapid?

it's an interesting way of describing my thought processes.

i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

[futami]

So your so stupid then you have to organize your thoughts into lists because of your in ability to form complex sentences?

not at all.

not sure what "complex sentences" has to do with an aversion to paragraphs.

they're not related.

[Saint Cornelius]

i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

you're a barely functional distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. and a boring one, too

[Stocky]

i've never seen anyone so vapid try so hard to convince others of his complexity.

...ok.

[futami]

i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

you're a barely functional distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. and a boring one, too

in the past, you were never so obsessed with me.

is it because i revealed your phone number?

still smarting from that?

[Saint Cornelius]

...ok.

seriously man, are you as focused on anything else in your worthless life than me? i could cure that ADD of yours with quickness.

in the past, you were never so obsessed with me.

is it because i revealed your phone number?

still smarting from that?

that was YOU? what a fucking moron.

no, you're just a sad, boring fuck fronting on the internet like you're not. for every one thing you say that's remotely funny or entertaining, there's a thousand relentlessly boring statements to wade through.

[futami]

fronting?

me?

not at all.

it's not my fault you feel this need to project your own flaws on me.

[Saint Cornelius]

whatever dude. say hi to your mom for me.

[Tauntaun]

Hey guys my coffee

it is hot

47474747

It is so hot

spill it on ur cock and video tape it for me 

[Madrun Badrun]

whatever dude. say hi to your mom for me.

Same, though you'll need to say it as a whisper in her ear while grabbing her ass for her to know the hello was from me; for she never did ask for my name.

[futami]

whatever dude. say hi to your mom for me.

that seems to be the only thing you have..

i live with my parents.

something i'm not ashamed of.

not my fault your weekend evenings are spent on wow..

[lordmaji]

Hey guys my coffee

it is hot

47474747

It is so hot

spill it on ur cock and video tape it for me 

Sorry, my coffee cock

it only belongs to one

and that one person is

Rob Thomas

Robby Thomas is

One

Sexy of a

Man beast w/ a huge

...cock...

[Saint Cornelius]

i live with my parents.

something i'm not ashamed of.

Why should you be? Mooches generally lack shame.

not my fault your weekend evenings are spent on wow..

I've never played WoW in my life, you fucking buffoon.

Now, had you said Puzzle Pirates...

[futami]

here we go again.

i don't take a dime from my parents, so the mooch label doesn't fit.

[AdmiralViscen]

Do you pay rent, and a portion of electric/water/heat?

[futami]

what does paying rent have to do with being a mooch?

house is already paid for.

my parents are living it up.

everything i own was purchased with _my_ money.

so the mooch label doesn't fit.

living rent-free, in a house that's already paid for, doesn't make one a mooch.

[AdmiralViscen]

what does paying rent have to do with being a mooch?

house is already paid for.

my parents are living it up.

everything i own was purchased with _my_ money.

so the mooch label doesn't fit.

living rent-free, in a house that's already paid for, doesn't make one a mooch.

Do you use electricity, use water, require warmth, and eat food?

[futami]

all food eaten was bought by me.

i contribute to the heating bill, during winter.

no, i don't contribute to electricity or water, but it's not too expensive.

a mooch, imo, is a slacker with no ambition, who skates by on the dime of others.

moochers don't have jobs, are broke, and leech from others.

i don't fit that definition at all.

simply living at home doesn't make one a moocher.

[Mandark]

I used to read through all of Loki's stuff when he was at his peak, no problem.  I can't get three lines into a Futami post.

[tiesto]

What was so bad about Loki again? I only remember a few posts by him when I first started on NeoGAF (2004 or so), but don't remember anything out of the ordinary.

[Mupepe]

he made really long posts

[futami]

i make it easier for you guys, and you still complain?

 

[Mupepe]

i make it easier for you guys, and you still complain?

 

i like you

[TVC15]

I used to read through all of Loki's stuff when he was at his peak, no problem.  I can't get three lines into a Futami post.

Some of his posts were INSANELY long.  I think in some cases he did actually work on single posts for a full day.

[Madrun Badrun]

i make it easier for you guys, and you still complain?

 

i like you

Your right, Futami is

spoiler (click to show/hide)

or maybe not.  I just wanted to post that gif

[close]

[Lonestar]

i fancy myself rather deep, given to profound contemplation one doesn't find too eften.

you're a barely functional distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. and a boring one, too

in the past, you were never so obsessed with me.

is it because i revealed your phone number?

still smarting from that?

heh.

saint owned.

 

[DJ_Tet]

Loki 

Had some great basketball discussions with him, he's fun to argue with but ultimately fruitless.  If his posts weren't about basketball though, I rarely bothered.  He's wordy, always trying to cover every base.  It was exhausting at times.

[Saint Cornelius]

heh.

saint owned.

*wheeze*