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Phoenix Dark

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Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« on: September 17, 2006, 07:15:13 PM »
So I was reading GAF, and they mentioned that there's a porn version of Youtube out there. I looked it up, and it's pretty...ok. Way too much gay stuff on there, even after you filter it out. Anyway I found a good clip, and had to wank. But then I recognized it was rather...bright in the room. I look around behind me and SHIT the blind is off the window; we're in the process of changing them, and I haven't done it yet. I turned the video off quick, and put the old blinds back up :lol

Outside of my window I can see the side window on the next house. Luckily their mind was like 2/3 down...
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2006, 07:17:24 PM »
Why did you stop? I was almost there...

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MrAngryFace

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2006, 07:53:42 PM »
Umm, wtf.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2006, 08:00:15 PM »
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CajoleJuice

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2006, 08:02:41 PM »
So I'm guessing this is named porntube...

yep. pornotube.
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Hollywood

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2006, 08:07:44 PM »
So did you finish off after you closed the blinds? I bet you did.
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whiteACID

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2006, 08:23:13 PM »
Whats the link for the porn version of youtube?
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demi

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2006, 08:34:25 PM »
pornotube

xtube


take your pick -- xtube makes you register
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2006, 08:43:27 PM »
Way too much gay stuff here :lol

Got nothing against gay people, but dammit. Plus all it is is white porn. No black stuff, no interracial stuff, barely any latina stuff. Ugh
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whiteACID

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2006, 08:48:29 PM »
Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.

Mostly guys too  :o
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2006, 08:54:28 PM »
 :-*
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2006, 09:18:05 PM »
Quote from: whiteACID on September 17, 2006, 08:48:29 PM
Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.

Mostly guys too  :o

 :shh
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Bacon

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2006, 09:53:14 PM »
Quote from: whiteACID on September 17, 2006, 08:48:29 PM
Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.

Mostly guys too  :o

 :heart
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dunce cap

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2006, 10:21:16 PM »
Post the vid in question  :hyper
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Mondain

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2006, 08:20:46 PM »
Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2006, 08:29:19 PM »
Quote from: Mondain on September 18, 2006, 08:20:46 PM
Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
:lol
that was random.
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Prost

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2006, 11:12:11 PM »
I've never been caught!! I am invincible!
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Catz

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2006, 11:13:50 PM »
Quote from: Prost on September 18, 2006, 11:12:11 PM
I've never been caught!! I am invincible!


:rofl not true!
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Prost

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2006, 11:14:28 PM »
Quote from: Catz on September 18, 2006, 11:13:50 PM
Quote from: Prost on September 18, 2006, 11:12:11 PM
I've never been caught!! I am invincible!


:rofl not true!

Well hey you don't count.. I mean come on you're my wife.

It doesn't count when the person that catches you is the one you're thinking of.  Just fulfills the fantasy.. and where's the guilt in that?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2006, 11:14:44 PM »
Quote from: Mondain on September 18, 2006, 08:20:46 PM
Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.

Why thank you :lol

Has anyone ever been caught? I've been almost caught two times, not counting this recent one.

Once I was looking at some japanese porn, and my brother walked around the corner. I was able to turn it off right in time, but I wasn't able to minimize Windows Media. So he saw the first frame of the video, which was of some asian chick smiling. I told him it was the trailer to the new Godzilla movie, and he went upstairs :lol

Second time I was looking (in disgust) at this Howard Stern video of Beetlejuice going doggystyle on this old black hooker. My brother came out of nowhere and was like "what are you doing?" I thought I was busted, but apparently he didn't see it, and just wanted to know if I could get off the computer
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Catz

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2006, 11:15:04 PM »
hahahaha
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Bacon

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2006, 11:19:58 PM »
Someone thinks they caught me, but they really didn't. Which is probably more frustrating than actually being caught.
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Prost

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2006, 11:20:50 PM »
I got badly hurt one time.  My mom walked in the room and I turned in bed before she got in.. but....   I turned too much.. and jammed into the bed.  Oh my god it was the most awful feeling....  good thing she only spoke for a few seconds and walked back out.  I almost cried it was terrible.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2006, 11:35:36 PM »
I got caught by one of my old roommates.  I kind of gave him "Yeah, I'm doing it" look and shrugged.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2006, 11:40:50 PM »
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2006, 11:41:18 PM »
Kirsten Dunst is hot.
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2006, 11:42:15 PM »
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2006, 11:42:39 PM »
Okay, your edits are just false now!
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Flannel Boy

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2006, 11:43:26 PM »
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rocketman

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2006, 11:44:58 PM »
'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take em' to the chorus
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2006, 12:10:31 AM »
Quote from: Willco on September 18, 2006, 11:41:18 PM
Kirsten Dunst is hot.

I heard she's sort of nude in a movie. I haven't looked it up, since her body isn't that amazing. I love her face. Small boobs, little ass, but oh so amazing face. And she almost made me cry at the end of Spiderman 2.

"Go get em Tiger"

Almost got me. I'll never forget being in the theater and hearing all the comic geeks (including myself) start cheering after that line. An amazing moment to end an amazing movie.
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Polari

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2006, 02:17:37 AM »
You love her FACE?!? You have to be kidding me. She's a moon-faced snaggletooth.



Kirsten Dunst is fucking gross. Seriously guys.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2006, 02:27:51 AM »
Is it being caught if you lock the door?
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Polari

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2006, 02:45:09 AM »
I have the worst getting caught story, seriously. This is nothing in comparison.
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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2006, 07:02:38 AM »
Never been caught, and even if I were to be, who cares? Wanking is a natural act.


:shh THAT'S WHY I DO IT SIX TIMES A DAY, LOLZ AMIRITE?!  :shh
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Vania

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2006, 07:05:06 AM »
im wanking right now baby

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2006, 07:08:03 AM »
fap fap fap  :-*
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BlueTsunami

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Re: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
« Reply #37 on: September 19, 2006, 01:38:53 PM »
:-* oh gosh :-*
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