Author Topic: Benoit Watch - DAY FOUR: Son died in a chokehold (Read 12240 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 28, 2007, 02:43:43 PM »

It's disturbing and makes me want to chuckle... slightly.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:46:17 PM »

I knew it.

bud · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:47:06 PM »

bt already said this in the other thread!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:47:58 PM »

THAT THREAD DIED TO ME A LONG TIME AGO SO SHUT YER FACE OR DADDY WILL PUT U IN A CHOKEHOLD

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:48:17 PM »

k some one fill me in on this wrestling shit I've been avoiding it. is this just a publicity stunt or are they really dead? what happened? how many have died?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:49:28 PM »

he was breaking kayfabe.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 28, 2007, 02:48:17 PM

k some one fill me in on this wrestling shit I've been avoiding it. is this just a publicity stunt or are they really dead? what happened? how many have died?

WWE wrastler Chris Benoit murdered his wife on a Friday, maybe early Saturday, then killed his son in a chokehold late Saturday and then committed suicide on Sunday. He put bibles by their feet. FOR REAL.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 28, 2007, 02:50:03 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 28, 2007, 02:48:17 PM
k some one fill me in on this wrestling shit I've been avoiding it. is this just a publicity stunt or are they really dead? what happened? how many have died?

WWE wrastler Chris Benoit murdered his wife on a Friday, maybe early Saturday, then killed his son in a chokehold late Saturday and then committed suicide on Sunday. He put bibles by their feet. FOR REAL.

wow, thanks.
didn't some one die before that in a car bomb too?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:51:57 PM »

Vince McMahon faked his death for a WWE stunt, but he's obviously alive, as he was on TODAY this morning about Benoit's double homocide-suicide.

bud · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 28, 2007, 02:51:15 PM

Quote from: Willco on June 28, 2007, 02:50:03 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on June 28, 2007, 02:48:17 PM
k some one fill me in on this wrestling shit I've been avoiding it. is this just a publicity stunt or are they really dead? what happened? how many have died?

WWE wrastler Chris Benoit murdered his wife on a Friday, maybe early Saturday, then killed his son in a chokehold late Saturday and then committed suicide on Sunday. He put bibles by their feet. FOR REAL.
wow, thanks.
didn't some one die before that in a car bomb too?

SOMEBODY HAPPENED TO BE THERE AND TOOK A PIC OF HIS LIMO WHICH WAS ON FIYAH

Robo · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2007, 02:56:47 PM »

:kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:00:18 PM »

Okay, that one is just tasteless!

Drinky's was the best one ever:

futami · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:06:02 PM »

with this news, i'm beginning to wonder if it wasn't intentional.

he could very well have been practicing his moves with his family, not realizing how far he was going.

is it possible that this was accidental?

if so, imagine how many people here are going to have to apologize for the hateful things they said about this man?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:06:49 PM »

Quote from: futami on June 28, 2007, 03:06:02 PM

he could very well have been practicing his moves with his family, not realizing how far he was going

You should post that on GAF, asap!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:07:02 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 28, 2007, 03:00:18 PM

Okay, that one is just tasteless!

Drinky's was the best one ever:

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this was mine actually
drinky just took the heat!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:08:17 PM »

O RLY

He said you just assisted, basically like you cropped his head or something.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:10:11 PM »

Sort of a photoshop request, but:

Is just BEGGING for a BENOIT photoshop.

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:10:24 PM »

so people are arguing about who made a tasteless photoshop.

ONLY ON EB

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:12:27 PM »

CHOKE IT LIKE BENOIT

Damn, if I only had more time - I have to go to work soon! Great request, Frag!

Mandark · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:12:51 PM »

Kid should have reached for the ropes.

bud · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:13:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 28, 2007, 03:12:27 PM

CHOKE IT LIKE BENOIT

Damn, if I only had more time - I have to go to work soon! Great request, Frag!

i feel so bad for laughing at this

Robo · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:15:10 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on June 28, 2007, 03:12:51 PM

Kid should have reached for the ropes.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:21:06 PM »

Do you think he taunted his son and reminded him how weak he was as he 'choked him out?'

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This is sick, to think he shot his 7 year old up with HGH on top of all this...wrestling has a problem as apparently this was one of their 'good guys' who snapped.

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Shuri · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:22:29 PM »

I dont understand why people watch wrestling as adults. i can understand when you are a kid or in the early years of being a teenager but..

BlackMage · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:27:21 PM »

Quote from: Shuri on June 28, 2007, 03:22:29 PM

I dont understand why people watch wrestling as adults. i can understand when you are a kid or in the early years of being a teenager but..

you are bringing up the maturity of wrestling fans in a thread full of tasteless photoshops involving the death of a 7 year old kid. I don't know why, but that's funny to me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:30:48 PM »

Death is only a tragedy to people without a sense of humor.

BlackMage · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:34:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 28, 2007, 03:30:48 PM

Death is only a tragedy to people without a sense of humor.

So if CG died in a car accident or something, it would be all shits and giggles for you.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2007, 03:36:52 PM »

I don't understand why shuri is such a cunt.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:20:03 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 03:34:33 PM

So if CG died in a car accident or something, it would be all shits and giggles for you.

Depends on the type of accident. Are we talking Dale Earnhardt-type accident or what?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:28:04 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 03:34:33 PM

So if CG died in a car accident or something, it would be all shits and giggles for you.

You're comparing the death of a wrestler who murdered his family with the hypothetical death of Willco's GF? Stay classy.

BlackMage · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 28, 2007, 04:28:04 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 03:34:33 PM
So if CG died in a car accident or something, it would be all shits and giggles for you.

You're comparing the death of a wrestler who murdered his family with the hypothetical death of Willco's GF? Stay classy.

try reading again you fucking twat. here is exactly what I said:

"you are bringing up the maturity of wrestling fans in a thread full of tasteless photoshops involving the death of a 7 year old kid."

you think i give a shit about a wrestler?

BlackMage · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:33:11 PM »

don't fucking defend that fat ugly fuck just because he is the mod here. fuck that. he's the one who said death is funny to him. I'm just calling his greasy ass out.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:48:34 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 04:30:52 PM

try reading again you fucking twat.

oooh I like this guy

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 04:30:52 PM

here is exactly what I said:

"you are bringing up the maturity of wrestling fans in a thread full of tasteless photoshops involving the death of a 7 year old kid."

if the kid didn't know enough to tap out, he got what he deserved. tough world out there you know?

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okay that's tasteless but i really don't have the empathy to go out to EVERY poor soul out there

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Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 04:30:52 PM

you think i give a shit about a wrestler?

Honestly? I thought you kinda did.

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 04:33:11 PM

don't fucking defend that fat ugly fuck just because he is the mod here. fuck that. he's the one who said death is funny to him. I'm just calling his greasy ass out.

I'm not defending him because he's a mod, I'm defending him because you're a hysterical cunt. Bubububub think of the kids!

BlackMage · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:52:31 PM »

Yeah, I'm not gonna argue about this anymore because it's apparent everybody here is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:55:23 PM »

Cry me a river dude. You're so hurt about it? Go volunteer at the local womens' shelter or something, instead of acting superior to a bunch of people you don't know.

BlackMage · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 28, 2007, 04:55:23 PM

Cry me a river dude. You're so hurt about it? Go volunteer at the local womens' shelter or something, instead of acting superior to a bunch of people you don't know.

shutup distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2007, 04:59:14 PM »

you shutup dickbreath before i put you in a half nelson

BlackMage · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 28, 2007, 04:59:14 PM

you shutup dickbreath before i put you in a half nelson

go suck off willco, taco shit

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:00:44 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 04:52:31 PM

Yeah, I'm not gonna argue about this anymore because it's apparent everybody here is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.

Ban this filth.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:01:50 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 05:00:09 PM

go suck off willco, taco shit

hey, at least i ain't the one trying to fellate a dead kid.

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on June 28, 2007, 03:12:51 PM

Kid should have reached for the ropes.

BlackMage · « **Reply #41 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:06:03 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on June 28, 2007, 05:00:44 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on June 28, 2007, 04:52:31 PM
Yeah, I'm not gonna argue about this anymore because it's apparent everybody here is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.
Ban this filth.

what's wrong, can't take it, you little pussy?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:07:22 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:09:34 PM »

BLACK MAGE COOL IT. I LOVE YOU.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #44 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:09:55 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on June 28, 2007, 03:10:11 PM

Sort of a photoshop request, but:

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Is just BEGGING for a BENOIT photoshop.

I popped a boner over this shit

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #45 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:10:08 PM »

Black Mage in the hour of chaos

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:12:28 PM »

When did Black mage get all angry again? I demand to know who pissed in his corn flakes!?

BlackMage · « **Reply #47 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:18:57 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on June 28, 2007, 05:07:22 PM

right in your fucking troll-bearded chin

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #48 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:22:20 PM »

Oh! Godzirra smoking tlees!

Yeti · « **Reply #49 on:** June 28, 2007, 05:23:54 PM »

I made this one guys.

Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:22:11 PM »

I would laugh if a 7-year-old kid wasn't dead. :/

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #51 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:26:22 PM »

i'd laugh anyway!

q: what's 4 feet long, purple, and makes pro wrestling fans scream?

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a: chris benoit's kid in a crossface choker

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i'll be here all week

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Ichirou · « **Reply #52 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:27:08 PM »

$:-\$

I'm not bitching like BlackMage was, but I just really can't find anything funny in the death of a child, even if he was killed by his funny-looking roided up wrestler dad.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #53 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:27:55 PM »

i could make some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow jokes too, mister internet sanctimony

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #54 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on June 28, 2007, 10:27:08 PM

but I just really can't find anything funny in the death of a child

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What if it was the murder of a child? Is it funny then?

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TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:34:20 PM »

I don't get much pleasure from the deaths of children. But I get some.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:38:32 PM »

i'm sad when children die because they fetch a lot more money alive

Ichirou · « **Reply #57 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:39:11 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 28, 2007, 10:27:55 PM

i could make some distinguished mentally-challenged fellow jokes too, mister internet sanctimony

Benoit's son actually was distinguished mentally-challenged. And I wasn't trying to be sanctimonious. I'll keep my nose out of this thread and let you folks have your fun.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #58 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:40:42 PM »

was he? i heard the kid was underweight and that benoit was roidin' him up out of vicarious masculine shame, but i didn't know he was distinguished mentally-challenged.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #59 on:** June 28, 2007, 10:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 28, 2007, 10:40:42 PM

was he? i heard the kid was underweight and that benoit was roidin' him up out of vicarious masculine shame, but i didn't know he was distinguished mentally-challenged.

He had something called Fragile X Syndrome.

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Author Topic: Benoit Watch - DAY FOUR: Son died in a chokehold (Read 12240 times)