To those in relationships, why do you remain with that person?

[Saint Cornelius]

As they say, some pictures - or this all didn`t / isn`t happening.

f'real. it's put up or shut up time, fufu. you fucking herb.

[futami]

So when a woman wakes up in the basement of the parents of a guy who advocates promiscuity and who's on a journey to find himself, how exactly do you expect to keep them?  oh right, you're not worried about AIDS.  I can see why they'd LOVE that.  Why wouldn't they like to chill in the basement of 30 year old guy living with his parents while he's journeying towards himself?

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If this doesn't make sense to somebody it's because you're in "charted waters".  Some people call it sanity.

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i don't live in a basement, and none of the females i've dated care that i live at home.

[Fresh Prince]

i don't live in a basement, and none of the females i've dated care that i live at home.

Isn't that because you lie and say you're apartment burned down?

Somehow, when you say that, I imagine it in Gene Wilder's voice, Patel.

[futami]

As they say, some pictures - or this all didn`t / isn`t happening.

f'real. it's put up or shut up time, fufu. you fucking herb.

i mean...



come on.

the way you look precludes anyone taking your commentary on my life seriously.

don't take that as an insult.

it's just an unfortunate fact of a culture preoccupied with the false authority of image.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

[The Fake Shemp]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

 

[Synbios459]

Well I'm not with someone, but since I'm handicapped I want someone that will help me so that I can lead a more normal life, go and do things that I couldn't do any other way, and have someone to talk to of course.

[xnikki118x]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

[etiolate]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

[Vizzys]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

If we could have longer signatures this would be IT.

[Ichirou]

Well I'm not with someone, but since I'm handicapped I want someone that will help me so that I can lead a more normal life, go and do things that I couldn't do any other way, and have someone to talk to of course.

Where do you go pick up chicks, Synbios?  And is it difficult for you, being disabled?

[Beezy]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

[xnikki118x]

I was talking with Doug and somehow wrote a Parappa song about futami

Clap, AIDS, it's all in the mind
If you wanna fuck me, I'm sure you'll find
We're VD sharin'
But I'm not carin'!
Have I mentioned the price of these jeans I'm wearin'

If we could have longer signatures this would be IT.

Mine too, man.

[futami]

Well I'm not with someone, but since I'm handicapped I want someone that will help me so that I can lead a more normal life, go and do things that I couldn't do any other way, and have someone to talk to of course.

isn't that what your mom is for?

besides jerking you off, of course.

[Trent Dole]

Yours so still does your laundry.

[futami]

mine? lol..no.

i rarely do laundry, anyway.

i just have so many clothes, reducing the need to do it as frequently as others might.

[Tauntaun]

mine? lol..no.

i rarely do laundry, anyway.

i just have so many clothes, reducing the need to do it as frequently as others might.

    I would say we should leper this "man" but his comedic value is so high

[Tauntaun]

and all these dirty clothes smell fantastic i`d assume!

nicca please, he has money to buy enough febreeze to use on all his thousands of dirty clothes.  he's rich you know....and better than the rest of us.   

[Tauntaun]

i need to get out of investment banking and into a) my folks home b) proof reading and poetry

 

[Saint Cornelius]

is it at all gay that Fufu likes my pics so much?

[futami]

mine? lol..no.

i rarely do laundry, anyway.

i just have so many clothes, reducing the need to do it as frequently as others might.

    I would say we should leper this "man" but his comedic value is so high

what's funny about that?

[futami]

i need to get out of investment banking and into a) my folks home b) proof reading and poetry

don't think you want to go there.

[Saint Cornelius]

Hey fufu why are you so obsessed with my pics, honey?

[futami]

Hey fufu why are you so obsessed with my pics, honey?

not so much obsession as it is humor.

don't care enough to be obsessed.

i'm humored by your pics.

just look at you.

you're a mess, yet have the laughable audacity to feebly deride me.

[Saint Cornelius]

Well Futami, I guess I'm not into putting up pics of various different black males, claiming it to be "me" each time

I'd like to be able to comment on your appearance, but sadly, you've yet to post a pic of yourself.

Also, repeatedly posting my pic seems a little "obsessed".

You've posted my pics more times than you've posted pics of bitches with fat asses that you claim to have fucked.

Seems weird, doesn't it?

[futami]

Well Futami, I guess I'm not into putting up pics of various different black males, claiming it to be "me" each time

I'd like to be able to comment on your appearance, but sadly, you've yet to post a pic of yourself.

Also, repeatedly posting my pic seems a little "obsessed".

You've posted my pics more times than you've posted pics of bitches with fat asses that you claim to have fucked.

Seems weird, doesn't it?

every pic i've posted (at opa-ages) has been of me.

you're an absolute mess.

clean your beard.

[Saint Cornelius]

No they haven't been, Fufu. 

But you know how you mentioned "don't care enough to be obsessed"?

I don't care enough to look.

I think you're a faker.

Isn't it kind of depressing that an unkempt nerdlinger such as myself and my dirty beard doesn't believe a word you say?

[futami]

No they haven't been, Fufu. 

But you know how you mentioned "don't care enough to be obsessed"?

I don't care enough to look.

I think you're a faker.

Isn't it kind of depressing that an unkempt nerdlinger such as myself and my dirty beard doesn't believe a word you say?

your obsession with me says otherwise.

this isn't me?

[MrAngryFace]

I swear there's two different futamis. you posted a pic a few days ago which looks nothing like him

[FlameOfCallandor]

I saw jeans like that at Old Navy, only they cost $12.99

[Saint Cornelius]

this isn't me?

(Image removed from quote.)

Huh. I thought THIS was you?

new pic of me.

(Image removed from quote.)

[Saint Cornelius]

at Fufu still rocking the same ol' played out pic for how many years now? I would think a rich man such as yourself could afford a camera to take some new pix.

[futami]

it's the same person.

are you guys blind?

[futami]

at Fufu still rocking the same ol' played out pic for how many years now? I would think a rich man such as yourself could afford a camera to take some new pix.

years?

that pic is, what, less than a year old, taken in october.

i don't like spending money on shit like digital cameras.

though, this week, i am upgrading my blackberry 8700 to a curve.

2M camera included.

pics coming.

[Saint Cornelius]

that is NOT the same person. how insulting, Fufu.

[futami]

I saw jeans like that at Old Navy, only they cost $12.99

those were $329.

[Mr. Gundam]

i need to get out of investment banking and into a) my folks home b) proof reading and poetry

Don't forget the ~$40k/year salary and the inability to save money.

[bud]

it's the same person.

are you guys blind?

why are your ears so different in both pics

[futami]

it's the same person.

are you guys blind?

why are your ears so different in both pics

it's the angle.

[bork]

I'm getting married THIS SATURDAY. 

[bud]

congrats 

[bork]

Thanks.     It's just the legal stuff though; she's not moving in with me for a few more weeks, and the ceremony won't be until sometime in November, but still...

[Tauntaun]

mine? lol..no.

i rarely do laundry, anyway.

i just have so many clothes, reducing the need to do it as frequently as others might.

    I would say we should leper this "man" but his comedic value is so high

what's funny about that?

you sound like someone from my super sweet 16. 

[futami]

mine? lol..no.

i rarely do laundry, anyway.

i just have so many clothes, reducing the need to do it as frequently as others might.

    I would say we should leper this "man" but his comedic value is so high

what's funny about that?

you sound like someone from my super sweet 16. 

dude, I'm 30!

[Tauntaun]

what's funny about that?

you sound like someone from my super sweet 16. 

dude, I'm 30!

exactly 

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm getting married THIS SATURDAY. 

Congrats! My one-year anniversary is on Sunday. 

[MrAngryFace]

YEAH! SINGLE!

[Mr. Gundam]

YEAH! SINGLE!

Nothing wrong with being single, duder. It has it's perks.

My in-laws are flying in the morning of our one-year anniversary, so the wife and I really don't get to celebrate. We'll probably go up to Victoria, BC for a weekend in August as a late one-year anniversary vacation.

Can't wait for next year, we're heading back to Tokyo for a week long two-year anniversary trip. Such a fucking awesome city.

[Synbios459]

Well I'm not with someone, but since I'm handicapped I want someone that will help me so that I can lead a more normal life, go and do things that I couldn't do any other way, and have someone to talk to of course.

Where do you go pick up chicks, Synbios?  And is it difficult for you, being disabled?

Unfortunately since I live in a small town my options are limited, girls I have asked have rejected me because of it. I really wish they'd at least be willing to give me a chance, I'd treat her like a queen. The thing that really bothers me is that the same women would rather date guys that aren't handicapped that treat them like dirt, then someone who is handicapped that would treat them like a queen:(

[balikeye]

Well I'm not with someone, but since I'm handicapped I want someone that will help me so that I can lead a more normal life, go and do things that I couldn't do any other way, and have someone to talk to of course.

Where do you go pick up chicks, Synbios?  And is it difficult for you, being disabled?

Unfortunately since I live in a small town my options are limited, girls I have asked have rejected me because of it. I really wish they'd at least be willing to give me a chance, I'd treat her like a queen. The thing that really bothers me is that the same women would rather date guys that aren't handicapped that treat them like dirt, then someone who is handicapped that would treat them like a queen:(

This is the case whether you are handicapped or not. In general, women like men with a bit of cockiness to them. Unless you are wanting to be the rebound/friend zone guy...it's highly suggested that a man needs to find that natural testosterone-filled ego inside himself to make a relationship successful.

A good percentage of women talk about how they want to be treated like a princess and want to be spoiled. But, in reality they like a man that can tell them, "hell no" and stand their ground. Always remember that most women don't always actually communicate what they really want. For some reason (not actually sure why), but they enjoy when a man can just know (usually after dropping several subtle hints) what it is they really want.

[Tauntaun]

womenz are soez craziez!!! 

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but they got bewbs and vag 

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[tiesto]

Synbios, I have a friend and neighbor with a handicap similar to yours, and he has gotten laid/had relationships before, so don't give up hope, dude. You just can't let your handicap hold you back.

[Ichirou]

womenz are soez craziez!!! 

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but they got bewbs and vag 

[close]

 

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So will you, once I'm done with you. 

[close]

[Synbios459]

Well I'm not with someone, but since I'm handicapped I want someone that will help me so that I can lead a more normal life, go and do things that I couldn't do any other way, and have someone to talk to of course.

Where do you go pick up chicks, Synbios?  And is it difficult for you, being disabled?

Unfortunately since I live in a small town my options are limited, girls I have asked have rejected me because of it. I really wish they'd at least be willing to give me a chance, I'd treat her like a queen. The thing that really bothers me is that the same women would rather date guys that aren't handicapped that treat them like dirt, then someone who is handicapped that would treat them like a queen:(

This is the case whether you are handicapped or not. In general, women like men with a bit of cockiness to them. Unless you are wanting to be the rebound/friend zone guy...it's highly suggested that a man needs to find that natural testosterone-filled ego inside himself to make a relationship successful.

A good percentage of women talk about how they want to be treated like a princess and want to be spoiled. But, in reality they like a man that can tell them, "hell no" and stand their ground. Always remember that most women don't always actually communicate what they really want. For some reason (not actually sure why), but they enjoy when a man can just know (usually after dropping several subtle hints) what it is they really want.

But I don't have a big ego. Nor do I want to do anything to make her upset, especially in my case where I would depend on her so much.

[Ichirou]

Uhm...no woman wants to be in a relationship where she has to be the caretaker of her partner, Synbios.

[Van Cruncheon]

some women actually do, but they tend to be the very large and matronly sort.

[Ichirou]

some women actually do, but they tend to be the very large and matronly sort.

Synbios' interests lie more in the direction of skinny asian girls with no boobs, not Kathy Bates in Misery.

[Flannel Boy]

Synbios459 needs a new avatar. YOU ARE MAKING MY EYES BLEED!

[FatalT]

Synbios459 needs a new avatar. YOU ARE MAKING MY EYES BLEED!

I GONNA EAT U WHILE UR SLEEPIN WITH MY SNAGGLE TEETH TONIGHT!

EDIT: Wait, when it's enlarged her teeth don't look that bad. Darn.

[Synbios459]

Uhm...no woman wants to be in a relationship where she has to be the caretaker of her partner, Synbios.

Maybe not, but what am I supposed to do when I need her help a lot more than she needs mine and I can't afford to lose her as much as she could me?